A Panda's Martial Arts

Everyone ate once in a while until they were full and full, so that they could endure the time when they couldn't find their prey.

For pandas and golden monkeys, they eat three meals a day, with meat every meal, and even talk about eating fruit for balanced nutrition. For most wild animals, this is almost a dream come true.

"I heard that the humans outside the mountain also have houses to live in, and they can eat three meals a day. After going to the zoo, don't they live as well as humans?"

"Ah this..."

The half giant panda froze for a moment, then fell into an awkward silence.

When he said this, he didn't know how to answer it.

After all, in his memory, there must be at least 90.00% of the five human beings, whose life is not as good as that of pandas.

"That's right, Jianguo."

After all, it was the voice of the golden monkey that broke the awkward silence, and the monkey who had already eaten the meat threw a fruit over.

"Before you leave, let's finish that story, the one in Journey to the West."

"I can't finish talking about that in a while..."

The half-giant panda scratched his head again, and he found himself scratching his head at least three times today.

"That's fine, I'll just cut it short and finish the part about the havoc in the Heavenly Palace."

After taking a bite of the fruit to moisten the throat, the half-giant panda sat by the nest and began to tell the familiar story.

This is the golden monkey's favorite time, and those gods and monsters that have never been heard of make the golden monkey fascinated——

What's more, in the story called "Journey to the West", the protagonist of the story is also a golden monkey and the monkey king, which undoubtedly makes it more involved as a monkey.

And the big white-haired wolf on the side was hearing this story for the first time, which frightened it directly——

If the panda's previous performance was barely acceptable, then this story completely surpassed its cognition, gods, Buddhas, monsters, ghosts...how did this panda know all this?

"Could it be that……"

The big white-haired wolf vaguely thought of a possibility.

Looking at the eyes of the half giant panda, there is also a little more awe.

That's right, this panda must be the kind of fairy who fell into the mortal world in the story, so when other animals are hungry and full, this panda can already eat three meals a day, and even knows a good place like a zoo... ...Presumably the zoo must also be a place for gods.

The big white-haired wolf was tempted, and it wanted to go too.

And behind the big white-haired wolf, the clouded leopard who knew he needed to lead the way also gave up struggling, and simply lay on the ground and listened to the story——

It's just that what attracts it is the monsters in the story, and those monsters who go their own way are very compatible with it.

It's just that when it wanted to continue listening to the monsters, the half-giant panda stopped talking and stood up.

"Okay, it's getting late, I should go too... I was thinking just now whether I should leave this for you to defend yourself before I leave. Now that I think about it, I might as well teach you."

The half-giant panda waved at the golden monkey, then landed on its hind legs and stood up.

"Dabai, I don't know how to practice you on all fours, so I will teach the monkey for now, and then you two will figure it out together."

While talking, the half-giant panda sat down and sat down with difficulty, and stood in a three-body pose, then dropped its shoulders and elbows, and slowly pushed out its single paw.

"Monkey, take care of my arms and steps."

One step, two steps, three steps, the claws are like dragon claws, one step at a time.

Beside the half-giant panda, the golden monkey also followed suit, but compared to the strenuous look of the panda, the golden monkey's movement was much smoother.

"Huh... that's probably it."

After walking fifteen steps, the half-giant panda, who was panting heavily, stopped.

"Practice every day, don't slack off... Lao Bai, don't you want to know how I beat you? I beat you after I practiced this. You turn around and follow the monkey to think about it. You also practice, at least don't get scratched again. face."

"You are not afraid that after I learn this set of things, I will beat you back."

The big white-haired wolf chuckled, of course he wouldn't really do that, and he couldn't learn this kind of thing.

"Then I'll throw another stone at you."

The half giant panda also laughed, and he could feel that the big white-haired wolf would no longer have any wrong thoughts.

After that, he turned his attention to the clouded leopard on the ground.

"Dude, don't look in vain."

The bear's paw slid across, and the grass rope tied to the clouded leopard's paw was torn apart.

"If you've seen enough, help me lead the way."

Chapter 10 Saying Goodbye

The time before parting is always short, and noon comes soon.

A half-giant panda doesn't have much luggage to bring, and as a panda, he doesn't need much luggage, but the golden monkey found a straw rope, tied two pieces of mutton and hung it around the panda's neck as dry food, in case he was caught when he couldn't hunt. hungry.

After that, the half-giant panda Cloud Leopard waved goodbye to the two companions he knew in the mountains.

During the few months I stayed in the mountains, I didn’t really feel much about the half-giant panda that was originally a human being. This feeling was more like when I was a student, I went to some kind of summer camp during the summer vacation, and I met a few friends when I was surviving in the wilderness——

Even if we once built a fire and pitched a tent together, and fought for inexplicable reasons, but now that the summer is over, no matter what happened before, we must say goodbye.

So, after saying goodbye, the four of them embarked on a journey out of the mountains together.

"So what are you two doing here?"

In the forest, the half-giant panda who was leading the clouded leopard with a straw rope turned his head and looked at the monkeys and wolves following behind him.

"Haven't you already said goodbye? I remember you said monkey, you don't want to go to the zoo, do you?"

"I don't go to the zoo, I just follow along."

The golden monkey scratched its head and fell from the treetop.

"Anyway, you have taught me so many things..."

This is the truth, half giant pandas still remember that when they first met this golden monkey, the monkey was still an iron waste who only knew how to jump up and down to pick fruit——

That is to say, the palms of the panda are really inconvenient, so he left the monkey to help him do some things that require dexterous hands.

Facts have proved that this monkey can learn everything very quickly, from making wooden sticks and stone knives, to skinning and unloading prey, to drilling wood to make fire... This monkey also learned to pickle meat and weave straw ropes.

Relying on these skills, the golden monkey can eat meat every day in the panda's place, and its life is much more nourishing than other monkeys.

It's just that the half-giant panda kept his hand cautiously, and didn't tell us how to make spears and bows. He didn't want to see a golden monkey ape-man who started to learn to hunt in the forest for no reason.

That kind of thing is not necessarily a good thing for the golden monkeys.

"Monkeys don't want to go to the zoo, I want to go!"

While the half-giant panda was wallowing in memories, the big white-haired wolf howled excitedly.

"I also want to go to the place where food and housing are managed. You said before that you can give me a hand, right?"

"Ah this..."

The half giant panda choked, but he didn't expect that the big white wolf was really planning to go to the zoo with him.

In fact, he didn't really want to take the big white wolf there - after all, after he left, the golden snub-nosed monkey couldn't finish hunting alone in the mountains.

If there is a big white wolf as a partner, the monkey and the wolf will help each other, and both of them will have a better life.

But now that the wolf is so resolute, it's hard for him to say anything.

After all, the road is there. If he can walk, so can the wolf.The wolf could still be sent to the zoo if he walked with him, but if the wolf came out of the mountain by itself... Humans have never been very friendly to wolves.

Regardless of whether the wolf scared the man or the man attacked the wolf first, the person waiting for this big white wolf would die on the spot.

Let's see, it shouldn't be difficult for him to bring a wolf into the zoo——

If someone wanted to send him to the zoo, it would definitely be someone who was in charge of related work. These people who deal with animals all the year round would be relatively friendly.

At that time, he only needs to act a little... to make a fuss in front of these people, and he will make a fuss when the wolf is beaten away, and humans will probably be interested in the big white wolf.

Of course, some relevant scholars may wonder where the symbiotic relationship between pandas and wolves comes from, but this is not something that semi-giant pandas need to consider.

He just needs to bring this big white-haired wolf into the zoo, which is not difficult.

"But let's say it first, it's easy to get in a place like a zoo, but not so easy to get out. You should think about it now, but don't have other thoughts at that time, and want to run out of the zoo. At that time I can't help you anymore."

"Will not……"

The big white-haired wolf froze for a moment, then shook his head.

No, how could you want to run out.What is the purpose of enduring the wind and the sun?

What is the plan for walking all the way to the position of the wolf king?To put it bluntly, I just want to live.

If there is a place that can shelter from the wind and rain, and can eat enough meat, even if it is locked in a small place for humans to see, so what?

"I thought you would be the kind, how should I put it, yearning for freedom?"

The half giant panda scratched its head in embarrassment.

"After all, even if the zoo prepares a bigger place for wolves, it can't be as big as the mountain, and you can't run in the mountain in the sunset, hunting rabbits and goats..."

"Bullshit! Who would like that kind of thing!"

The big white-haired wolf was immediately annoyed.

"When it's almost dark, you don't have to rest and chase rabbits. Which wolf is willing to live in such a miserable life? You heard what the dog said?"

"You should be."

The half giant panda was speechless, and by the way, silently mourned for those who worship wolf nature.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. It just so happens that you are also here, so I will give you a few more instructions. Whether it is the monkey who stayed in the mountains, or Lao Bai who wants to go out with me, you will have to learn to use your brains in your life in the future... ...Old Bai, don’t look at me like that, even a zoo probably wouldn’t put pandas and wolves together.”

Shaking its paw to signal the white-haired wolf not to interrupt, the half-giant panda continued.

"Monkey, you stay in the mountains, without me and Lao Bai helping you hunt, your life will probably be a little bit harder in the future, so you must remember to store more food.

You have to make good use of that air-conditioned cave in the mountain. Although I know it’s a bit difficult, you should try your best to ensure that you don’t stop eating meat. In this way, after two or three years, you will be the tallest and strongest monkey in your monkey group. "

"Like... Monkey King?"

The golden snub-nosed monkey scratched its head like a panda. The Monkey King in the story is the most powerful monkey it can think of.

"Then where should I find the golden cudgel?"