A Panda's Martial Arts
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The camera has been turned off, and it's actually useless if it's on.
Monkeys are hiding in the treetops, foxes are hiding in the green belts, and lions are simply lying on the road——
They all know where is the blind spot that the camera can't reach.The various deer running from the deer park did not know where to stop, so they simply knelt in a row on the lawn, chatting while gnawing on the fruits left over from the day.
And beside the animals, there are some daring fighters.
Originally, Panda didn't intend to let these people come here, after all, this kind of thing is not suitable for many people——
However, people's nature is to watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal. In addition, some fighters didn't come to the training yesterday, so they didn't know that there would be such a scene today. Therefore, twenty or thirty humans formed a spectator group, and the moose female Beasts like lions sat on one side.
Fighting competitions with animals is undoubtedly a novel experience for them.
It's just that this is a bit troublesome for pandas.
"You or I?"
The panda turned its head and glanced at the male lion approaching from a distance, but when it saw the other's handsome appearance, it immediately shook its head.
"I'll still come."
Sighing, Panda dug out a large writing board from the corner. It was a prop he asked Qiao Dong and the others to prepare in advance yesterday. It was originally used to keep score.
So, after writing hard, the panda named Jianguo stood up and held up the writing board to the people and animals present.
[Old rules, keep your mouth tight, don't say what you shouldn't say...]
[Do not mention Kuanzhai Alley, do not mention Kuanzhai Alley, do not mention Kuanzhai Alley...]
【Don’t ask if you have any questions, it’s okay to ask...】
【Do you have any questions? 】
"wait for me……"
Some fighters raised their hands subconsciously, but immediately after that, his whole body trembled.
Just because what he was facing was the panda's murderous eyes.
The bear claw holding the whiteboard has already been lifted up, the heavy writing board will be a more vicious weapon than the bricks - and the direction the writing board is aiming at is his head just raised.
Can not say, will die.
Said it would really die.
But... There is no way to do this kind of thing, even if he dies, he must say it.
"I'm going to the bathroom, is that okay?"
The words came out, and the young fighter took a deep breath, ready to face the punishment of the tablet.
The heavy writing board swung down.
[Get out, don't run around, I won't wait for you when the game starts...]
Holding up the writing board again, the panda waved its bear's paw impatiently, signaling the fighters who were in a hurry to urinate to leave quickly.
After the fighter left the field, he turned the writing board over.
[If everyone has no questions, I will announce...]
[The reason is not important, and the process is not important, anyway, since everyone is about to fight, then use your fist to shut the other party up. 】
[No blood is allowed, no reports to officials are allowed, and for the sake of safety, no beating the crotch is allowed...]
[The rules are like this, the game begins...]
110 Three Chapters Chinese Wrestling VS Brown Bear
Accompanied by the panda's cat-like howl, the first heterogeneous fighting competition kicked off.
Due to the haste of the incident, the two sides did not actually agree on the order of the battle, so they could only choose random players to see how the other party would respond.
In a sense, this kind of reckless method has a feeling of Tian Ji's horse racing.
So after much consideration, the human side collectively decided to let the wrestler Li Shunde play first.
"It's up to you, wait for the horse."
Before going on stage, Li Shunde's good friend, a Sanda player named Wu Haotian, patted him on the shoulder.
"Win first to boost morale."
"I try my best……"
Li Shunde scratched his head in embarrassment, he had no idea about this kind of thing.
If you ask him to beat people, then he is good at wrestling, he must have no problem, but if you ask him to beat animals... He has never tried such a thing, so how can he know if he can do it.
Until he saw his opponent, Li Shunde confirmed this more and more.
It was a huge brown bear.
"How the hell do you fight!"
Seeing the brown bear wheezing in front of him, Li Shunde wanted to leave.
But before he left, the panda in the distance had already raised the writing board.
[Wrestler Li Shunde, fighting, brown bear Archie...]
With a flick of the wrist, the writing board flexibly flipped over.
【start! 】
"Open a hammer!"
Li Shunde was already so angry that he wanted to scold the street, and he didn't take such tricks.
You must know that he is practicing wrestling, and the way to use wrestling is to find the triangle on the opponent's body, thereby destroying the stability of the opponent's body-but where is the triangle on the brown bear in front of him?How can he fall?
The huge brown bear panted heavily, and landed on all fours like a giant box standing on the ground.
What appeared in Li Shunde's eyes was clearly the most stable, the cube!
"What the hell..."
Li Shunde's scalp began to tingle.
In the spectator stands, many people on the human side also frowned. They didn't quite understand why Li Shunde hadn't moved even though he had already called for the start.
Only Qiao Dong and Shankou Xuangang, the few people who knew Li Shunde's technique, could see something was wrong.
"It's broken, Li Sang shouldn't be allowed to go first."
Seeing that Li Shunde was already frozen in the field, Yamaguchi Xuangang seemed to understand something, and suddenly slapped his forehead.
"He's not a top horse at all."
"This...isn't he the one who can fight more among us?"
Beside Yamaguchi Xuangang, Park Yonglie frowned, a little confused.
Although he is reluctant to admit that Taekwondo is not good, Park Yongyeol also knows that if he really wants to face it head-on, he and Yamaguchi Xuangang are at an absolute disadvantage when facing Li Shunde——
Just because Li Shunde's wrestling technique is no longer in the category of direct blows, but a technique of destroying the opponent's center of gravity, which is extremely effective against the human body...
Wait, human body?
"Yes, the human body."
Qiao Dong's expression on the side also turned down, he didn't expect such a result.
"Li Shunde's Chinese wrestling is a technique that destroys the center of gravity of the human body. The method is to throw the opponent to the ground, and then use the impact force of the opponent's body to hit the ground to achieve the purpose of injuring the opponent's body..."
"what……"
Park Yongyeol choked for a long time and couldn't say a word.
Yes, the way wrestling is used is to throw your opponent to the ground.
But what if the opponent is lying on the ground from the beginning?
How can this fall?
"Ah this..."
Listening to the discussion of Park Yongyeol and the others, Wu Haotian on the side also fell silent.
But immediately after, Wu Haotian raised his head.
"Come on, son! Dad is watching you!"
With his head held high, Wu Haotian yelled at Li Shunde in the arena.
"I lost the treat!"
"Your uncle!"
In the arena, Li Shunde, who was confronting the brown bear, scolded the street on the spot, and made sarcastic remarks at what time.
But after scolding, he also felt that he once knew the intention of making friends.
At least after a simple gag, he was indeed not as nervous as before.
Tensioned emotions will slow down people's thinking and movements, which is absolutely unacceptable in a competition.
"Take it easy, it's no big deal..."
Taking a deep breath, Li Shunde looked at the brown bear and became much calmer.
That's right, the brown bear in front of him landed on all fours, which would have been judged as a loss on the spot in a wrestling—but the current fight is not a wrestling rule, in other words, the opponent did not commit any fouls.
And this also means that wrestling techniques are meaningless against a brown bear.
Do you want to use joint skills on the brown bear?Like those techniques in Japanese judo and Brazilian jiu jitsu, breaking the opponent's joints by using reverse force?
But he only knew these skills, but he hadn't practiced them a few times, and it was a bit difficult for him to use them in battle.
Therefore, the only thing he can use is the hidden skill.
"Fine……"
While habitually posing in a wrestling posture, Li Shunde's right hand silently gathered into a palm.
This move has not been fully completed, and it does not belong to wrestling. Originally, he didn't want to use it in this kind of competition, but looking at it now...
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