All Worlds Invitation

Lu Ziqiao ran out of the living room while covering her nose: "Mr. Zeng, Mr. Zeng, did you see that? That little kid just drove really well. He was so young, by the way. Did you take a screenshot?"

But Lu Ziqiao, who had just stepped into the living room, shut his mouth all of a sudden.

I saw Zeng Xiaoxian, with his mouth open, his eyes wide open, and his nose was bleeding from time to time, and he fell to the ground in shock.

And Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei were frantically stuffing handfuls of tissues into Zeng Xiaoxian's nose.

Hu Yifei heard Lu Ziqiao's voice and turned her head to see Lu Ziqiao covering her nose as well. She couldn't help reprimanding: "Damn, what are you doing with Zeng Xiaoxian? Why are you both having nosebleeds? And what do you mean by driving?"

Seeing Hu Yifei's questioning, Lu Ziqiao said solemnly: "Mr. Zeng lent me a computer just now, and he has a racing game in it, so we both accidentally crashed into a car. It should be said that we were hit by a car."

Moreover, Mr. Zeng seemed to have crashed the car very badly. Of course, these words were only spoken in Lu Ziqiao's heart.

Hu Yifei took another roll of tissue paper and stuck it on Zeng Xiaoxian's face: "You crashed a car in the game, what's the real thing, what's the nosebleed?"

"Probably empathy." Lu Ziqiao answered with a melancholy expression after being silent for a moment.

Hu Yifei, who was next to her, smiled disdainfully when she heard it, and was about to stuff another tissue into Zheng Xiaoxian's face, but suddenly realized that there was no tissue around her, so she directed Zhang Wei: "Zhang Dapao, go and put the tissue in your room. Brought the paper towels from Zeng Xiaoxian for emergency."

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Chapter 180 The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain

Regarding Hu Yifei's arrangement, Zhang Wei said embarrassedly after hearing it: "I have never bought tissues, and I used them secretly from Teacher Zeng. Otherwise, I will give you a bucket of instant noodles."

Seeing Zhang Wei talking about the instant noodles with a painful expression on his face, Hu Yifei chose to ignore it directly, and looked at Lu Ziqiao.

Seeing Hu Yifei's gaze, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained to Hu Yifei: "I also use Mr. Zeng's, but I use it openly, not like Zhang Wei who is sneaky."

"Damn, you guys are really talented, we really convinced you." Hu Yifei had to sigh.

Hearing Hu Yifei's praise, Lu Ziqiao raised his head and asked, "Yifei, are you praising us?"

"What do you think?" Hu Yifei squinted her eyes, then walked to the room 3602 next door. At the critical moment, she still wanted to find Guan Gu. These two guys are the best.

Seeing Hu Yifei went to the next door, Zhang Wei walked up to Lu Ziqiao's side in a sneaky way, and nudged Lu Ziqiao lightly with his elbow: "Do you still have the things you drove? Is it the seeds or the video? How many g's? Is it exciting? Stimulate?"

Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei's wretched look, so he said righteously: "What are you talking about? I don't understand, what kind of seeds? I haven't seen it, let alone heard of it. What I just said is correct. It’s playing Grand Theft Auto, some sex scenes seem normal.”

Just when Zhang Wei was preparing to continue to extract Lu Ziqiao's seeds, he heard Guan Gu Magic next door shouting loudly: "What's the term for driving? Why haven't I heard of it? Chinese, Analects, Xiehouyu, proverbs, Yuyu , As expected, I lived and learned, and now there is a term for driving, when will I learn it!"

……

The world of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons.

The peach blossoms are fluttering, Mr. Kongkong is listening to the support and flattery of the exorcists, and at the same time, he is sitting on the sedan chair and paying attention to the situation in the group all the time.

The place they went to this time is a place called Baihuling. It is said that there is a corpse demon called Mrs. Bone, which can transform into a human form and is very fierce.

Now it seems that many exorcists have died at the hands of this lady named Bone, which is really terrifying.

So the other exorcists got scared, so they asked Mr. Kongkong, the president of the Datang Exorcist Association, to come and get rid of the demon.

That's right, since receiving the invitation from Wanjie, Mr. Kongkong has also been inspired by Zeng Xiaoxian.

So an association of exorcists was opened in Datang to jointly fight against the world's demon-free people.

Everyone thinks Mr. Kong is doing it for justice. In fact, I just feel that being a leader is very qualified. Of course, this is what Mr. Kong is thinking, and I didn't say it.

"Stop it, we're here." Mr. Kong Kong said to the group of exorcists.

"President, how did you know?" an exorcist nicknamed Langyunshou asked.

"Hush, listen~"

Young Master Kong Kong replied softly, asking everyone to listen carefully.

After the exorcists heard it, everyone fell silent, only the melodious singing came from the valley.

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains,

I turn the world around.

Beat my drum and beat my gong,

Life is full of rhythm.

The king asked me to patrol the mountain,

Cook dinner in Baihu Ridge,

The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet.

Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals,

The king called me to patrol the mountain

Your Majesty Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountains,

what……"

When the exorcists were intoxicated by the loud and clear singing, they suddenly heard a scream from the singing demon.

"Sing, sing about your sister, it's so ugly, I'll beat you to death." A man with short hair, tattered clothes, and a beast-like aura was carrying a little demon away. come over.

The man looked at the flowers constantly sprinkled beside Mr. Kongkong, and threw the little demon beside Mr. Kongkong's sedan chair: "I said Mr. Kongkong, are you here to catch Mrs. Bone too?"