I Raise Spiders in Pansi Cave

I raise spiders in Pansi Cave Author: Kun Wuqi

"What is Tao?"

"One yin and one yang is called Tao."

"What is God?"

"The unpredictable Yin and Yang are called gods."

"What is a fairy?"

"God from man is called immortal."

"What is a demon?"

"Ah? Uh...the big one..."

Qi Wufei traveled to the modern world 400 years after Journey to the West, and raised many fairies in Pansi Ridge.

One day, the master left him a mirror and ran away.

In order to keep the mountain goblins alive, he joined the City God Division, started as a temporary worker, was promoted, farmed, and cultivated immortals...

Here is the officialdom of intrigue;

There is a warm and beautiful countryside;

There are cute goblins... Some of them are smart, some are stupid, some are gentle, some are violent, some are that, some are that...

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where is the master

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Chapter 1, master don't run away

Qi Hufei had just taken off on the PS250 flying sword, when he was stopped by the sky policeman who appeared out of nowhere, wearing a police uniform and riding a specially trained Dixian Traffic Management Office Nantian Leopard.

Qi Hufei felt that he did not violate the traffic rules.

His flying sword altitude is within the allowable range of the "Xiniu Hezhou Dixianjie Air Traffic Management Regulations", and his speed is not overspeed.

No DUI check?This wild country!

He drank a little bit of alcohol just now, but it's just ordinary wine in the world. It's nothing to a cultivator at all, but if the heavenly police are serious, they can still issue you a fine.

Qi Hufei is not afraid of anything, but is afraid of being poor.

How do poor people cultivate immortals?

A panacea, a magic weapon for snacks, which one does not require money?

Qi Hufei has been saving money for a long time, and he finally took out a loan to buy a flying sword. He has already spent most of his savings, and he has to pay the mortgage every month, plus maintenance fees, insurance fees, etc., the expenses are bigger than before. few.

A single ticket can make him feel distressed for half a month.

Fortunately, the sky police did not take out the magic weapon to test for drunk driving, but only signaled him to show his documents.

Qi Hufei quickly took out his imperial certificate and flying sword driving license from his storage backpack, and asked, "Officer, I don't seem to have violated the rules, right?"

"Huanghuaguan..." The sky policeman looked at the remarks on the imperial certificate and said, "There is traffic control over Pansi Ridge, if you have anything, just go to the ground."

"Traffic control? Didn't receive a notice!"

Qi Hufei felt a little strange. Pansi Ridge is not a big place. There is a small Honggu County at the foot of the ridge. Except for the City God Division and his own Huanghuaguan, there is not even a decent sect in this area.

The Yellow Flower View has also been brilliant.

The spectator Hundred-eyed Demon Lord of that year was also an influential figure who had captured Tang Seng and fought against the Great Sage Monkey King. Unfortunately, he was broken by the golden light technique by Pilanpo. I heard that he went to the Qianhua Cave of Ziyun Mountain, but I don’t know what happened.

More than 1000 years have passed, and today's Huanghua Temple has long since declined. Now there is only one old yellow dog left in the temple besides Qi Wufei and his master Wuzi.

The Tianjian shook his hand and shook out a golden rune, which was covered with the big seals of the Demon Affairs Office and the Traffic Management Office of the General Administration of Public Security in Heaven, and read out:

"In the past ten thousand years, chrysanthemum-headed bats have become demons, and they are also disasters. The evil wind spreads all over the world, and it is poisonous and cruel to the common people. Shenzhou is almost Lu Chen.

At the request of all the immortals and people of Nanbuzhou, [-] white-clothed celestial soldiers descended to the realm to defeat the demons, so that the heaven and earth were restored, the sun and the moon were shining, and the souls of Kyushu were spared.

Now that its demon head has escaped into Xiniu Hezhou, the sky above Shituo Ridge and some airspaces in Zhuzi Kingdom, Qinfrench Kingdom, and Bhikchu Kingdom are temporarily closed.

It is the duty of the Xian family to eliminate demons and guard the way, to maintain the righteousness of heaven and earth, and to keep one side safe.The disciples of the immortals of all factions in Fanzhou need to cooperate with the sky police and actively assist in the investigation.announce. "

Qi Hufei had already heard about the monster disaster in Nanbuzhou, but he never thought that the monster had arrived at Xiniu Hezhou.

Looking at the traffic control scope of Tianting, it should be to prevent monsters from going to Shituo Ridge.

Shituoling Mountain is high and deep, and thousands of species live together. Since ancient times, it has been a place where big demons frequently appear.

When Lao Tzu traveled westward, he transformed all living beings in this place and formed the lion and camel country where Taoism flourished.Later, due to the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, the Buddha indulged the three demons in the lower realm, occupying the land as the king, and turning the lion and camel country into a demon country.

After the Tang monks took the scriptures, the three demons subdued the law, and this place became a place where the heavens, the earth, and the Buddha did not care. In addition, the poisonous miasma was thousands of miles away, which was suitable for the monsters to hide.

If the bat demon is allowed to enter the Lion Camel Ridge, it will inevitably be another catastrophe if it is healed and injured.

Pansi Ridge is in the west of Zhuzi Country, adjacent to Shituo Ridge, so be careful.

However, Qi Hufei always felt that there was something missing in this announcement, so he asked:

"Officer, what... assist in catching monsters, is there any... bounty?"

Ever since he took out a loan to buy Feijian, he felt that the money would never be enough.Otherwise, I wouldn't have secretly practiced a few Eighteen Self-Moving Talismans while Master was away, and was planning to go to Zhu Ziguo to find a few wealthy loose cultivators to play mahjong.

The Tianjian probably did not expect such a strange focus of his attention.

"There must be a bounty, but you have to take it with your life. Remember, if there is a clue, call the police as soon as possible!"

After he finished speaking, he returned the certificate to Qi Hufei, and when he twisted his leopard's ears, Nan Tianbao called out "bald, bald, bald" twice, let out a strong exhaust, and flew away.

Qi Hufei was so smoked that he almost fell from the flying sword. This is a dead mouse that has eaten a bottomless pit!

Covering his nose, he recited a wind-carrying spell, and a gust of wind dissipated the odor, before returning to the ground and taking away the flying sword.

Mahjong can't be played, but unfortunately, the self-touching talisman that was made by staying up all night can only be returned to Huanghuaguan.

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The Yellow Flower View has not been repaired for many years, and it looks a bit run down.The slate embedded on the door uses mottled cracks to announce to people that it is a slate with a history and a story.There is a couplet on both sides of the door:

Huangya Baixue Immortal Mansion

Yaocaoqi Huayu Shijia

It is said that this is written by the founder of Huanghuaguan, and the mana solidified on the ink will not disperse for thousands of years, and a fire of Sun Wukong could not burn it.

As for who this founder is, there is no record at all. It was not until the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord became the watcher that Huanghuaguan was gradually known.

There is an old elm tree in front of the gate, and it is still lush and green.

The weather in July is hot enough to kill a dog.

The old yellow dog was lying in the shade, sticking out his tongue half-dead.

The cicada in the tree was screaming endlessly: Are you dead...are you dead...

Seeing Qi Fei fly back, the old yellow dog barked a few times.

Qi Hufei and the old dog have been together for a long time, and they have long been in harmony.

Hey, isn't the master retreating in Pansi Cave, coming back so soon?

In my heart, I prayed that Master would never go to the alchemy room. If something like the "Eighteen Self-touching Talismans" was discovered, I would be punished and go to Pansi Cave to think about it behind closed doors.

Sneaking into the pill room, Qi Hufei breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the contents inside had not moved.

I cleaned up the mess of medicinal pills, and rolled up the "Flower Fairy" magazine that I read when I was bored with alchemy. Diligent look, ready to see Master Wuzi.

When I came to Master's room, I found that there was no one there. I went to the practice room, but there was no one there. I went to the Sanqing Hall to see that there was still no one there.

Old dog lied to me?

No!

Although he changed the dog's name to Wangcai, which made the old yellow dog, originally named "Sai Xiaotian" very unhappy, but in the past few years, the relationship between people and dogs is still very harmonious, unless it doesn't want to eat meat in the future.

Wouldn't it be... go to my room?

Qi Hufei screamed badly, ran back like a fly, slammed into the door, and saw Master sitting on the futon meditating.

"I'm in a hurry, what a mess?" Wuzi asked scoldingly.

Qi Hufei smiled and asked, "Master, why did you come to my room?"

"Hey, why can't Russia come? Look at you cowardly, did you do some shameful deeds for shit?"

"There's no such thing!" Qi Fei defended, "I heard that there are monsters in the vicinity, isn't that worried about you, Master!"

"Hmph, if you have this kind of filial piety, it's worth 20 years of hard work."

Qi Hufei hurriedly knelt down and said, "Master has given me the kindness of re-creation. How dare this disciple ever forget! If you hadn't picked me up back then, I would have starved to death on the streets."

Wu Wuzi laughed and scolded: "You idiot, it's not necessarily the case that you starve to death on the street, but it's possible to be beaten and trampled."

Qi Hufei said: "Whether you die of starvation or be beaten to death, in short, it's a death. It's like now, when you enter the gate of immortality, you are free from the mortal fetus, and you have the hope of longevity. This kind of grace is better than heaven, and there is no retribution. "

While kowtowing, he peeked at Wu Zi's face.

"Get up now." Wujizi laughed, suddenly covering his chest, his face pale.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Qi Hufei hurried over to help him.

"What's the matter." Wujizi waved his hand, "Oh right, what did you say about the evil spirits? Slaying the monsters and eliminating the evil spirits is the duty of my generation, dare to go to Pansi Ridge to spread the wild, and wait for the shit to pick it up. !"

Qi Hufei said: "I'm afraid this monster is not easy to handle."

"Hey, you coward!" Wuzizi said angrily, "Is it a leopard spirit or a tiger monster, you say!"

"It's the [-]-year-old bat monster that ravaged Nanjiabu Continent. It has already come to Xiniuhe Continent. It is estimated that it will pass us to Shituo Ridge. Now the traffic control over Zhu Ziguo is under control, and the sky police are everywhere."

"Are you saying that [-] white-clothed heavenly soldiers were sent to get the [-]-year-old chrysanthemum-headed bat? He went to Xi Niu He... He... cough cough..." Wu Zi suddenly coughed and stood up. " That... think about shit, there is still a little more important thing to do, let's go first."

"Master, are you not picking it up?"

"Of course we need to clean up, and we'll do it after we're done."