Kamijou Touma of a Stand-in Messenger

Touma hesitated for a moment, and handed the phone to the other party.

"Moshi Moshi, hello Kamijou-san, I am the mother of Kamijou-kun's friend, he forgot the time while playing games with my children, please don't worry, he will be fine if he stays at our house for one night, It's so late after all."

Touma was shocked by Misaka Mirei's words.

"It's not troublesome. It's actually my fault. I didn't remind him in time. Do you agree with that? That's great. Please don't worry. I will take good care of Touma."

After hanging up the phone, Misaka Mirei looked at Touma with a dazed expression.

"It's done, this is the calmness of adults in solving problems."

Somewhat proudly, she returned the phone to Touma, but Misaka Mirei didn't realize what she had done.

"Sister Meiling, I never said I would stay overnight, right? How could you make such a decision without authorization?"

Hearing this, Misaka Mirei reacted.

That's right, although this child is young, he is still a boy anyway. It is really not suitable for only two people at home.

"Touma, what happened today is a secret between us, don't tell anyone."

How could such a thing be said out loud?

"I, I know."

He lowered his head, pretending not to look at her.

"Insincere, and what's the point of bowing your head? This is not the way to make a promise."

In desperation, Touma had no choice but to raise his head.

"I won't tell what happened today, I promise."

Touma tried his best to let himself look at the other party, but the other party was too big, and he was still driving without a license, so he couldn't calm down at all.

"Hey~~ Am I that scary? Don't look at me at all."

Suddenly, she thought of something.

"Ara, are you watching this? What a little rascal."

After finishing speaking, he deliberately clamped his chest with both arms, and Dang Ma almost spurted blood.

"Sister Meiling, you look like a hooligan like this!"

"Hahaha, your face is so red."

It's really fun to tease innocent little boys.

"That's right, Touma is also a boy, and it will be about this time, hey, how is Touma's health class performance at school?"

The other party bent down and crawled up to Touma like a cat.

"Alright, alright."

The other party got closer and closer, and finally even reached the distance where he could feel the other party's breath. The female body fragrance and the fresh fragrance after bathing got into Touma's nasal cavity together, and went straight to his brain. His white skin made him look confused.

He clenched his fists nervously.

"Then, do you want my sister to help you preview the content in the future?"

Kamijou Touma suffered cardiopulmonary arrest.

……

Nothing happened last night, really.

Because the other party fell asleep immediately, Touma just sent her back to her room, while he went to the guest room with a fiery heart and restless body.

However, he didn't sleep well. As his body developed, he felt the changes in himself.

I want to get closer to a beautiful older sister like Misaka Mirei even more.

There are such courses taught in the school, but they are very cryptic, so in order not to be confused, he found the uncles of Arakizhuang. They are so powerful, they must know this kind of thing very well.

"Woman? Ha! no need! How can I, a perfect creature, need to reproduce such a thing?"

Teacher Katz looked disdainful after hearing this, thinking about it too, how could Katz, who is a perfect creature, have such an impulse?For Katz, this kind of desire is like the tablet of Immortal Red Kite, completely absent.

"Love? This is a very troublesome thing. I'm sorry. Although I have had many girlfriends, these experiences don't apply to you. You shouldn't ask me about this kind of thing."

Yoshikage Kira, who thought he was a saint of love, said so, no matter what Touma said, he did not intend to pass on his experience to him.

"Love? Boring things. I don't know about this kind of thing, but you can ask Tobio. He has been in love and even had a daughter."

This is Mr. Diablo who has never been in love.

"Eh? How can this kind of thing be explained clearly in words? Anyway, it means that you meet the right person and get together naturally."

The speech without any reference meaning is the original words of Mr. Tobio.

"I don't like women."

Father Puqi said calmly, and he didn't feel that there was any problem with his speech.

"I'm married to my country and I'll dedicate my life to her, woman? What's that?"

This is Mr. Valentine's speech, so Kamijou Touma is not surprised at all.

When Ma found nothing, finally, he found Mr. Dior.

Such a perfect Mr. Dior should be able to give reliable advice, right?

"Human women are just bread and simulation toys to me. Do you have feelings for food or toys?"

"Eh? Hasn't Mr. Dior ever been in love?"

The other party glanced at Dang Ma, his eyes were a little sharp.

"The purpose of falling in love is to obtain a spouse. In the past, I simply omitted this process."

Uncle Dior can't give useful advice?

"However, no matter what race women are, they will be bound by motherhood. You just need to get them pregnant and give birth to your child. At that time, because of the existence of the child, they will have to listen to you."

"what?!"

Touma was hit.

"I've been through many worlds before, and I've met many attractive women, and they all wanted to kill me, but I took the method I said before, and then most of them gave in, and now they are all behaved manage those worlds for me. So, win and dominate, it's that simple."

Should it be said that it is Mr. Dior?It is easy to do things that ordinary people can't do.

"Uncle Dior, have you ever considered that the reason why they choose to help you may be that they really fell in love with you? It's not just because of the existence of the child."

Dio flicked his hand and closed the heavy book.

"It doesn't matter what that kind of thing is. I got what I wanted, and that's enough. No one cares what they think."

Although the tone was as strong as ever, Touma always felt that the other party was being stubborn.

However, it is really impossible to imagine Uncle Dior becoming a good husband or something.

"If only it were that simple."

If we only talk about the result, Mr. Dior's method is indeed the most direct and effective, but what Touma wants more is the process!

Such a wonderful thing in love is very attractive to boys of Touma's age.

In the end, Touma still found nothing.

However, the love counseling from Uncle Arakizhuang was deeply in his heart, and maybe one day in the future, he might be able to use it.

Chapter 8 Aria strayed into the Devil's Lair

"Brother Dang Ma, come and play next time!"

Little Saten with braids waved goodbye.

"I think it would be more appropriate to come to play at my house next time, Saten."

Because the grades at the end of the semester were good, Toma's father just bought him a PS2. Although one person is fun, it is not as good as two people.

As for why she chose Saten, it may be because she is the only one who can get along with Touma and is also suitable to be a guest in his house.

And little lolis are better than those noisy boys, right?

After stroking Little Lolita's head, Touma left after having dinner with Saten's family and playing with Saten for a while.

Kamijou Touma has already felt the joy of helping others.

Time passed while Toma was learning from Uncle Arakisou while helping others. During this period, she was occasionally molested by Misaka Mirei or healed by Xiao Leizi, and her life was full and happy.

Touma, who had just finished the last exam in elementary school, was walking briskly towards Araki Village.

But he was blocked in the middle of the road.

"Master Teacher!!!"

Similar to the dying struggle of a meat pig before being slaughtered, this sharp and piercing sound exploded in Dang Ma's ears.

Turning his head to look, a petite girl was running towards him.

"Did you call me?"

Because there was no one else nearby, Touma subconsciously thought that she was calling herself, but what is the leader?

"Wow!! My lord, I can be considered to have found your old man."

The facial features are very delicate, but a bit gray-headed, a head shorter than myself who has grown to almost 1.7 meters. Although the clothes she wears look expensive, they are a bit worn out, and her bright silver hair color and some three-dimensional His facial features are a bit like mixed blood.

"You don't know what I've been through these days. It doesn't matter if I wasn't born in Academy City, and I haven't even touched magic at all, and the system is completely gone. I'm a completely ordinary person, traveling across the ocean When I got here, I didn’t know the place well, and I spent all my savings two days ago, and I almost put on a JK outfit to do paid volunteer activities.”

As soon as this person saw Dang Ma, he started to cry. Although he couldn't understand what the other party was saying at all, because she was crying too sad, Dang Ma still asked aloud.

"Miss, did you recognize the wrong person? I'm not a leader."

Who knows that the other party thinks otherwise.

"No, you are the leader. You don't need to be recognized by others, eh? Lord leader, why are you so handsome? And is there something wrong with this height? Am I late?"

The other party stared at Touma's face in surprise, looked left and right, and felt incredible.

"Uh, Heavenly King Gedihu?"

The other party hesitated to say something inexplicable.