Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure

"Bang!" A humanoid object smashed through the earth wall and fell into the room. The priest invited by the high salary was already lying unconscious in the room, and Xiaoxiao was holding the housekeeper and the man who didn't know if it was the young master or the master of the house. Beloved Boyfriend 5—While yelling J "Alms! Alms! Alms!"

The steward, who couldn't stand the torture, saw that the demon town master was still not coming, so he could only cry out in pain, "Stop beating, stop beating, I'll give it, can't I give it?"

"Isn't it enough to be so happy earlier?" Xiao Xiao put away this unlucky guy, and put away the money bags handed over by two beautiful maids, "Okay, next family"

"The Liu family in Xitou is rich!" The steward may be out of the idea of ​​not being unlucky, or he may simply want to make things worse, forcing the demon town to arrest this rampant little thief from all over the world, and shouted loudly.

"Oh, I got it, I'll go right away!" Xiaoxiao followed the good advice and went straight to the next house with Zhaoxia.

""The two are here for alms, right? "The Liu family's mansion is not as big as the previous one, but it can be seen that it should be a local tyrant or nouveau riche who has just made a fortune. Two luxuriously dressed servants at the door brought them into the mansion tremblingly.

The person in charge is a beautiful woman in her thirties, who may actually be older, "Come here, take two hundred gold and give it to the two seniors."

"Senior?" Xiao Xiao scratched her head, this title indicated that the other party seemed to be an insider.

"Ma'am, isn't two hundred gold too...o..."

"It's okay, my husband won't say anything when he comes back."

"Well, you really paid two hundred gold?" The previous company only paid fifty gold after a severe beating. Should we go back and beat that guy three more times to make up the difference?

"Really, if there is anything you don't want, please feel free to come

In the house, there are not many, but there is still some money. "

"What a local tyrant." Scratching his head, Xiao Xiao still accepted the bag of gold and walked away, leaving on the front foot, while the beautiful woman on the back foot softened as if her whole body had collapsed, "Huh~ I finally managed it, Come, get the letterhead from my room, and I must notify my father at this time."

"Princess, is it so serious?"

"It's never too late, and there is no big mistake if you are careful. If the above things are really involved, we can't bear it."

"Then, we only gave two hundred gold, isn't it a little less? What if there is trouble at home o...

"It's okay, it's probably just a rash game. Have you ever seen someone in my family who is short of money?" This question is very serious. Never heard of a lack of money.

They lack weapons, magic weapons, skills, and even food, but there is no shortage of money. Although they don't know who the other party is, the relationship between dragons and dragons is unmistakable. , Therefore, there is a possibility that you forget to bring money when you go out for a while, but it is probably impossible to make trouble if you really lack money.

"Anyway, it's good to deal with it. I don't know which descendant. Just now, I almost couldn't hold on." Xiaoxiao came in with the intention of not getting a beating and probably not getting money. open.

At the same time, "My lord, there seems to be something wrong with that house just now. I think that woman's attitude towards us is a bit strange, and I always feel that she has a very strange fragrance on her body."

"Well, it tastes delicious, maybe some kind of monster?" Xiaoxiao thought for a while, "Speaking of which, the Liu family, it must be some kind of snake monster, right?" Indifferent and cruel, in fact, it is considered the most orderly among the five immortals, provided that you invited the family immortals correctly and did not touch them.

If you violate the taboo of the other party, then protection is true protection.

However, once offended or something goes wrong with the fairy, the snake fairy is probably the most incommunicable uncle among the five immortals. The fox fairy will generally not give you a broken family, and although the yellow fairy is evil, it is not too serious. , and it won't be too miserable, but the snake fairy can't help it, and it usually ends in family ruin.

It is probably similar to the lawful and evil character of the devil in purgatory. A good contract is definitely not discounted. However, if you violate the contract or you are not paying attention to being fooled, it is similar to the devil. There is no mercy, and death is considered a good thing. happy ending.

"Is the snake demon delicious?" "I haven't eaten it, anyway, I know that the fox demon can't eat it." Xiao Xiao said, this blue thing has almost been tried before, but even if it becomes a fox fairy, its smelly glands are not good. It disappeared, but it was even more powerful. Even if it died, it would pollute the fur and flesh—of course, it was also to prevent its body from being used as a coat after death.

Of course, the smelly glands of fox fairies are generally controlled by themselves, and there is no peculiar smell at ordinary times, but some individuals who have accumulated enough merit can even make red pills with hundreds of medicines to refine the smelly glands into a magic weapon. The red pill refined in this way has a strange fragrance instead of a bad smell, and it has the effect of treating most diseases.

Just considering what a vixen usually does, he must be clean, not seduce men, not eat blood, and do good deeds enough to be able to use the power of all living beings to refine red pills. The rarity is comparable to finding true love in a kiln .

The other one is refined with Yuehua, which emits a very hypnotic and hallucinogenic mist. As for the smell, it is hard to say what it is, after all, the moment you smell it, you will fall into hallucinations.

"In short, based on the above reasons, fox spirits are inedible, and the more powerful they are, the more inedible they are. Moreover, based on my experience in catching ordinary foxes, even if the problem of the smelly glands is not considered, the meat quality is also very bad."

"Then snake essence can be eaten?"

"Probably oo...Anyway, snakes must be delicious," Xiao Xiaoshou said, "However, we can't take other people's money with our front foot, and aim at their good meat with our back foot, right?"

"Um, I'm just asking casually. I'm still a bit unacceptable to eating this kind of creature." If it's a non-transformed beast, it's okay. Now that it has cultivated into a human body, if you want to eat it, it will feel similar to cannibalism.

Back at the inn, he took out a small gold nugget to pay the bill, and joined Li Sanlang and his father and daughter into the upper room, "Senior, where did you get so much gold?"

"The kind lady sponsored it. She said that if we don't have enough money, we can ask her for it." Xiao Xiao thought for a while, "However, the young lady really smells good, I mean the smell."

"Is there a strange fragrance on my body? This is a very rare physique. Why haven't I heard of such a beauty in the city?" Li Sanlang frowned, "Could it be..."

"I'm not talking about those smells, I mean, it smells... well, it means, it's the same as the "shrimp stuffed with sweet-scented osmanthus wine" we ate today. "Xiao Xiao couldn't find a suitable adjective." In short, I really want to take a bite, um, it's not right, it's the kind of feeling that you throw it into the pot, run hot water over one side of the water, and put it together with the pickled rose petals. Sliced ​​and dipped in apricot jam, it will be delicious. "

If the cyan thing is here, if you smell this smell, you will tell the little boy very solemnly one by one: "Cucumber eel, it smells fragrant, it's full of water, no meat!"

Li Sanlang and Hong Niang looked horrified, is this person still eating people?Wait, maybe that's not a human?After all, there are still a lot of plant spirits and medicinal materials that can be cultivated into human form, such as Zhiren, ginseng and so on. However, what they are more curious about is what is the description of this kind of cooking method that is arranged for people through smell?

However, Li Sanlang soon stopped worrying about this problem. After all, the real dragon’s way of dealing with monsters is to swallow them directly. There is a sect of magic that summons the phantom of the yellow dragon, devours the evil energy of monsters, and even swallows their flesh and blood. Effect.

However, Li Sanlang also instantly understood the reason why the other party sponsored gold, probably because

Afraid of being eaten, spend money to buy your life, well, in a sense, the conclusion of his guess is wrong, but the process is very subtle.

"The next step is to wait for the target to appear, and then I will go up and kill it with a single blow, and then we will learn that handsome swordsmanship from your master's gate!" While talking, there was a burst of noise and jumping noises from behind. .

"Wow!" The door was roughly pushed open, and soldiers in armor walked in, sweeping across the four people present, "Where is your guide? Take it out and check it!!"

"Lu Yin?" Looking at each other in blank dismay, the little brat definitely didn't, and Li Sanlang didn't seem to have the feeling either, after all, when they entered the city, no one cared about them.

"Being suspicious, Lu Yin and... Ouch!"

"What, why did you hit me?"

"Shut up!" The little boss who came in later glanced at the four of them, "I'm sorry, someone in the city reported to the officials that there was a gang of people who robbed, and they probably came from other places, so I'm on business, please Forgive me, this is a newcomer who is not sensible, if you have nothing to do, don't go out casually, it will be very chaotic in the near future." After finishing speaking, he dragged the soldier away.

"It's so long, it didn't say..."

"Say, tell me, believe it or not, if you continue to entangle, you will be slaughtered by the captain tonight, and you don't even need to dip it in sauce!" Shi Chang said with a dark face, "You saw the bag on the old man's waist?" Yet?"

"I see, I'm not very well dressed, but the bag is quite delicate"

"Snapped!"

What kind of pig's brain is Newell, it's a fish bag, with an official seal, let alone a thing that only a doctor of Wupin Sanyi has, I just saw one hanging on the governor's body when I followed the captain to do odd jobs in the state capital! "

"Also, have you seen what those four people are wearing? The old man and the woman are inconspicuous. If you touch the clothes on the two little ones, you will never be able to pay them back for the rest of your life."

"Shi Chang shook his head, that kind of fine material feels better than the material he saw when he escorted the tribute last time, could it be ordinary people who can wear clothes made of this material?

"But why don't rich people hire servants?"

"Probably they were demoted. Those who can come to Shuozhou City are mostly like this. I have seen them a lot."

"Exile the prisoner, then we are still afraid of the ass! We are so arrogant without power, what the hell..."

"Boom!"

"Then what are you? You have become a general? The captains and the others may not be afraid, but it is absolutely fine to kill you and me, and maybe one day the Holy Majesty will think of this person again, come back again, and then you and I will die." You can wait for promotion and go to Yanmenguan!

Shi Chang said angrily, as a native of Shuozhou, he has seen this kind of things a lot, and some of them will never go back after they come. It is the immediate boss of these people.

What's even worse is that some of them came and stayed for a few years before being dismissed and turned into new powerful ministers in the court, and then they only need to give a look, which one of the masters and subordinates in the yamen is not a human being?I have been patrolling the city in Shuozhou City for a long time, and I have seen this kind of bad things a lot. In the past, there were such blind fools. After being beaten to death several times, who is not a thousand-year-old fox? Naturally, I understand .

"Every beggar on the street knows how miserable it is to cry. These officials are better than the other, and those who don't pretend are worse. How can the emperor be soft-hearted and invite him back? Watch more, learn more, Gongmen is easy to practice. what!"

Shi Chang patted the shoulder of this recruit from the same town. If it wasn't for the fellow townsman or neighbor, he might be involved in himself. He didn't bother to give such a detailed education. Anyway, he has been in the patrol department for a few years and has not been blamed for being sent to a black prison. I understand.

[PS]

Road guides and household registration are things that restrict ordinary people, and modern people are usually not considered ordinary people when they travel through ancient times. He said "what kind of dog are you

This principle is the same as that every driver must have a driver's license, but no traffic police dare to check the driver's license of a car starting with the Chinese character.

Chapter 160

Chapter 160

Eat and sleep. Fortunately, I packed a lot of food before, so that I would not wake up hungry in the middle of the night. The next day, Zhaoxia was fine. After all, she was not a complete dragon blood host, and she did not have the ability to digest and etherize waste. Therefore, she is like a snake that is full. In the next few days, she only needs to drink some water and supplement a little vitamin.

However, Xiaoxiao has to find new food. According to the standards of dragons, she is now in the stage where she needs to eat crazily. Dragons gain nourishment and grow quickly.

As she eats, even in her human state, her strength and physique are slowly increasing, and her soul is in turn nourished by the dragon's body, gradually growing to adapt to this increasingly powerful and terrifying body.

"I'm going out to find some snacks, you can help yourself." Xiaoxiao walked out with a big swagger. The bourgeoisie in this world is not as developed as in the Song Dynasty. At least she didn't see a stall selling "wo noodle soup" (washing water) on the street. , there are hardly many stalls facing the street, more like the structure of the Tang Dynasty.

It’s just that compared to the regular and strict structure of the Tang Dynasty’s square city, there are a large number of street-facing shops, instead of being separated by square walls into individual communities and small cross-street-shaped small commercial areas inside.

The main roads are mainly shops selling groceries, sauces, cloth, etc., as well as large restaurants, inns, and various small restaurants. Unfortunately, these places are not small ones to go to.

I went to the restaurant yesterday, and if I go again, they probably don’t have any extra ingredients, and the inn is the place where I just came out. As for the various small restaurants, they mainly cater to the working people of the middle and lower classes, that is, Kong Yiji drinks and eats fennel beans place, food is

poor quality.

Leaving the main road and turning into the branch road, there are various street stalls on both sides of here, and various shops, especially pawnshops and Goulan tile shops are hidden in it.

In addition, some incense and candle shops that are not auspicious and not suitable for opening on the street,

The coffin shop and so on are also hidden

In the depths of these paths.

There are quite a few stalls selling breakfast here. Unfortunately, most of them don’t like it very much. For example, those selling wild vegetable buns are real wild vegetables, and they don’t put a lot of fat. For modern people, the first thing to eat One may feel good because it is fresh, and the second and third are bitter and astringent and stuck in the throat.

The so-called green food, wild game, and wild vegetables are delicious in modern times. It is really the credit of various condiments, especially oil. Without these, it can only be the first time to serve you something boiled in plain water and salt. There is a freshness added to eating.

Still the same sentence, if these so-called "authentic" foods without spices and so-called chemical condiments are really delicious, Europeans will not tie their heads to their belts and go on a great voyage to find spices.

Of course, it does not include some luxurious dishes, such as those seasoned with seafood and old hen broth, and dishes seasoned with imported spices such as Jiechi salt, Western Region pepper, and cumin.

Obviously, the snack shops on the street hardly have such a luxury-level seasoning method. After all, the cost is there. A chicken costs about 18 yuan. A bucket of white rice (12.5 kg) costs only 15 Wen.

In other words, the cost of a bowl of chicken noodle soup is two or three Wen, which is enough for a small landlord to eat white rice every day for half a month.

However, in big cities, there are still some who sell this kind of food, and there are still those who are not bad for money or helper guards in caravans.

The guy here must have a whole order of meat and vegetables to withstand the physical exertion of the long journey and the possibility of filming with bandits and thieves.

"My lord, the pasta here is much better than what we ate in the Divine Castle last time."

"Of course, this is real chicken bone and mutton bone broth." Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes, "Shenbao's noodles are made from instant ramen soup and organic paste, and there is no chicken ingredient in it." , It’s hard for them to make the taste eight-fold.” Although pure natural food is not very tasty, but pure synthetic food can only be said to be worse, after all, the former has the bottom line as food, and the latter is in the There is no bottom line in terms of cost.

"The guest officer was joking. The little old man has opened the shop for several generations. He must use real chicken bones and mutton bones to make soup. Could it be that there are fake chicken bones?" The old man who opened the shop was amused. Can there still be fake chicken bones?

"There are fake rice," Xiaoxiao complained, industrial synthetic starch and organic paste are pressed, Shenbao does not know which sushi restaurant opened by a neon person uses this kind of sushi restaurant, and claims to be authentic neon, but Zhaoxia almost didn't Resist drawing a knife to cut people.

Fortunately, the fish on his sushi is real at least. After all, the aquatic products in Shenbao are not expensive, so the fish is at least real. Therefore, the two of them managed to hold back and did not smash the shop, which made Xiaoxiao want to summon the blue thing at that time I ransacked the seafood store in the Castle of God

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"White rice can also be faked, this..." The old man was stunned. Although the world is not good now, the level of cheating is beyond imagination, "Can you still eat it?"

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"If you can eat it, you can eat it, but it's very unpalatable"

"Hi! It's fine if you can eat it or not." The old man waved his hand. People these days are so simple, as long as they can eat it.

"..." There is nothing to say, but this bowl of painted noodles is well done. The broth is boiled with lamb bones and chicken bones.