Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure

However, Xiao Xiao, who is a manic man with insufficient firepower, has no such plan at all. The Japanese government was forced into this position simply because they are inferior, and the force is still almost in the hands of foreign governments. The foreign government with most of the force chose to add insult to injury and recommend wool.

But if it’s a place where firepower is insufficient and mania spreads, Xiaoxiao doesn’t have the guts. The cyan thing is almost the same, but if the cyan thing comes, they are also a big country. I don’t know which side she will help. After all, there is no one. Blood has no tears, and milk is a mother's blue thing.

"However, to be honest, you'd better come up with something...sincere, otherwise ooooooo we definitely won't do anything." After all, the life of an agent is life, and everyone is doing this for money. It's not for sentimentality, if you want to find a CIA agent with sentimentality, then you have to go back to the Cold War.

"However, doing nothing is also an attitude. You know that if the Yankees do nothing, it means that they will not be dragging the dog chain like they are now, so that the Japanese government can't adjust it. Those who can be tuned are vulnerable to a single blow, and those who can be played and tuned actually listen to the announcement but not listen to the tune, this is so nourishing.

"Easy!" Xiaoxiao started to take out her bag quickly, and then took out a tube of black and red stuff, "Dragon Blood, or the blood of the Dragon God, this is real blood, 10ml, it's a lot of money."

"Can you inspect the goods?" Mr. Agent looked at this, which was obviously not human body fluids. It seemed to be burning through some kind of restraint container, and the wooden table where it was placed began to slowly outline scary and complex shapes, which made people feel uncomfortable at a glance. Dizzy burning pattern thingy.

Being able to burn such deep "stigmata" on the plastic is obviously a relic of God, at least something similar to "God". dispersion.

"No, trust me, or break up, I dump this thing into the sea, and then Godzilla sieges the city or a large group of deep-sea murlocs shouting 'Life of aquatic animals' and rushing up I don't know about New York Beach, take your pick."

"Please, please allow me to make another call, can I take a picture?"

"please feel free"

Mr. Agent ran out of the warehouse as if fleeing a disaster and made a phone call.

"Qianhe, I'm afraid you can't stay in this place. You'd better apply for an immigration or something."

"what?"

"I'm right in this regard." Xiaoxiao looked at the back of Mr. Agent who went out to make a phone call, "None of the forces that play dragon's blood will end well, let alone this time I really gave it to the Dragon God." blood."

"Does the dragon god oooooo really exist?" Qianhe looked at the wonderful tube of blood, "What's the use of it?"

"I don't know what the use is, but I know what the end will be. At least 500 million tons will be used. It is too late, and it may not be resolved."

"The U.S. government has agreed to this transaction in principle, and the president will meet with the Japanese prime minister soon, and your arrests and other issues will be resolved reasonably, but this is not an example ooooooo Well, if the goods are real, you still have some If so, next time you can call me directly, or any American embassy, ​​don't be so... violent."

"No problem" Xiaoxiao agreed very readily. After all, after they took it, as long as their determination and courage were a little weaker, there would be no more America in the future. Naturally, it didn't matter what the conditions were.

"In addition, this transaction is exclusive to us, please do not disclose it to a third party. After all, you are not really invincible, are you?"

"No problem, I don't plan to sell this kind of thing, after all, I just said, as long as I dump it into the sea, there will be no Japan and no America anymore, so you better not do such stupid things .”

"Who would do such a stupid thing!" Mr. Agent said with a smile, he had no idea of ​​the seriousness of the matter.

"You understand now why I didn't sell them?"

"You mean the people over there?" Qianhe pointed to the west, "But, you're really not worried at all..."

"Don't worry, can divinity be called a god so easily stolen? Can divine power be called extraordinary if it can be controlled so easily by mortals?" Xiaoxiao complained.

"Of course, I don't rule out that they have mastered divine power through mortal technical power through repeated experiments. However, every experiment cannot be successful every time. Whether they can bear the price of failure and whether they can conduct a second experiment is the most important thing. The essential."

"So, what do you mean by five million tons?"

"A 500-megaton atomic bomb is less than this equivalent. I guess it can't even destroy the reactants of the first stage. To enter the second stage, at least 3000 million tons or more will be needed. Is there a bomb with that equivalent on the earth in the final stage?" I don’t know, anyway, after the bombing, half of the United States and half of the world’s communications will probably be lost.”

A few days later, the vicious kidnapper was shot dead in the warehouse, and the Japanese police successfully rescued the kidnapped American businessman. At this time, the "extorted" owners of various Japanese stores and supermarkets had already sold cheap agricultural products all over Japan went, and the Agricultural Association split into several parts, and quickly established a strange thing called the New Agricultural Association.

For the ordinary people in Japan, it is a good thing. In order to seize the market and the right to speak, the local faction and the foreign faction began to use crazily low-level methods, not only fighting price wars, but also hiring Yakuza officers from each other—all quickly The yakuza, who are not newcomers, suddenly found that they seemed to have returned to the golden age of the 80s.

However, the accomplices of the kidnappers absconded, and they made waves in the countryside, successfully tearing up an open space in the Iron Curtain and the back garden of the Agricultural Association.

The Yankees did not do it before because there were many obstacles, and they were hard-pressed to give up good fortune, but now someone has charged into the battle and opened a breakthrough-if they can't even swarm up, can they still get along today?

"It was so cruel.

"Are you talking about me?" Xiaoxiao looked at Qianhe, who seemed to have refreshed his view of the world, "No, I mean those people, how could they..."

"Is it possible to kill people so indifferently? Search the city of Tokyo, find three substitutes who are similar to us, kidnap them, kill them cruelly, and destroy the bodies to the point where they are almost unrecognizable, so that the Japanese government and Give me a similar explanation to the people who eat melons." Xiao Xiao shrugged, "Zhaoxia, do you think this is cruel among the tragedies you have seen?"

"...My lord, I..." Zhaoxia also showed a distressed expression, but she still answered, "If my lord insists on answering, then...it's really...not such a cruel thing."

"Look, we've seen more cruel things, things that even a guy like me can't help, so I'm not surprised at all how ugly those people can do."

"Now that the kidnapper is dead, the Americans got the dragon's blood, sold a wave of unsalable arms, and opened up the Japanese market by the way; when the Japanese government bowed and apologized, and both faces were swollen from the beating, naturally they hurriedly took over this The face powder used to cover up the blood on the face does not care whether it is lead powder or rice powder; Japanese commoners have received cheap agricultural products, the pressure of life has dropped, and the Engels index has dropped; the catering industry and tourism industry have launched their own discounts because they are no longer exploited by the agricultural cooperatives The discount plan has attracted a lot of foreign tourists who came to see the excitement—you see, everyone has benefited.”

"So, the tragedies of those three girls are in Tokyo, where suicides are recorded in three digits every day. The numbers are not even counted. The Metropolitan Police Department will not even count them as unnatural deaths, but will only consider them It’s running away from home, even their families think so, you see, in a sense, this price is something that those people can make a decision without even thinking about it.”

"So, do you want to write to my Dragon God together?" Xiao Xiao suddenly changed the subject.

"One!?" Chizuru, who was almost collapsed by the darkness of this society, was stunned.

"Well, it doesn't work?" Shouldn't you be shaken by this truth first, and your mind is on the verge of collapse, and then decisively grasp religion as a life-saving straw?

"No, you dragon god, I don't even know what you are doing, and you, the high priest, don't even feel revered at all, how can I believe it?

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If the preaching priest, while preaching, criticizes the church's cafeteria for being too crowded, the gods are too stingy, and snoring while sleeping, then it is very normal to not find believers.

"Anyway, you don't need money, just trust me a little bit"

"I don't believe in money, but I always think it's deadly!" Qianhe was about to become the team's complaint.

"What a joke, my team lacks a rakugo actor like you! (Japanese stand-up comedian)" Xiao Xiao patted his thigh, "Asaka is too serious, a rakugo actor with a lively atmosphere is exactly what our team urgently needs. Now joining the group can also enjoy the preferential treatment of the entrepreneurial core team.”

"Hey, so I'm a jester? You give me almost a little! (You give me almost a little, the ending of Japanese cross talk, which is equivalent to the Chinese "Go to you"

of it")"

Chapter 22 Sudden change in painting style

Chapter 22

The Yankee's arms came very slowly. Of course, it may be that Xiaoxiao didn't order the hard dishes at the back of the menu. After all, when he heard about the arms deal, Dragon God's Blood, everyone was ready to clear the warehouse, although heavy equipment could not Sell ​​it, and she can't find someone to drive it even if she sells it, but it is generally acceptable for medium-level equipment.

As a result, when I got the quotation, I found out that the demand at the level of dealers in the four African countries, this amount, made it difficult for the arms dealers. The amount of change is too large to find, and adding two scoops of goods may make customers It was overwhelmed, and in the end it could only be—"That's it, the warehouse for the US military stationed in Japan to change equipment, you can take it."

"Wow, there's a lot of equipment, all of them are real guys. Qianhe realized that he had never seen the world. He originally thought that the weapon arsenal provided by the association, with several boxes of weapons and ammunition and a wall of equipment, was already quite luxurious and luxurious. There are so many things to see.

As a result, he took himself directly into this huge warehouse, pointed to the containers in a warehouse, the chariots and various auxiliary vehicles that were not in the container, and said, "This is just arrived and pulled over directly. Let's separate, you can take it." "Can you really take it casually?"

"Ah, I can't take it down. Take a pen and leave a mark, and we'll be in charge of delivering the goods." The person in charge looked dispirited, thinking it was a big deal, but looking at the three big and small lolita, at most one "Christmas" The whole family bucket" was dismissed.

Christmas family barrels refer to red and white ammunition barrels. The largest one is 12000 rounds of rifle ammunition. It is no problem to kill everyone’s family on a street. Of course, it is installed in the back of the carriage and taken out for 0 yuan purchase on Christmas Eve. Activities are also a good option.

Recognized as the best Christmas gift by all Americans, no matter how you receive this gift, you will scream in surprise. Well, it doesn’t matter what the scream is for.

"Wow, it's really a family bucket, the kind that buys a bucket and gets two ARs for free."

"Huh?" "Have you ever been to the United States? Have you ever purchased in a weapon shop?" Otherwise, it would be hard to get two free spicy chicken wings with a bucket of Christmas discounts from someone in a red country. hear.

"Of course, all my previous munitions have been sold elsewhere. Speaking of which, I used a lot of American equipment. I told the quartermaster last time that I supplied them to the base with C130. Although the order stated It’s this kind of family bucket, but the logistics still lost my two ARs.”

Xiaoxiao walks through the mountains of munitions and equipment, as if she is proficient in buying vegetables in a vegetable market.

"However, the sergeant at the firearms shop helped me choose two custom-made pistols with the best appearance, and also ordered a rifle for me, and also made it customized. But, what about those rough-skinned things? It’s not enough, I’ll throw it away after it’s scrapped.”

It is almost normal for the U.S. military to order weapons by themselves. Otherwise, will they rely on the lowest-priced weapons provided by defense contractors to go to the battlefield?Brother, this is a life-saving gadget on the battlefield. If you have the conditions, of course you can find high-end goods from various arms companies.

"I can only choose a weapon that I can handle. I'm afraid it won't work if it's too heavy, so I want this armored vehicle." Pick up Stryker, and then stuff it into a container the size of a primary school student's schoolbag. Because the process is so supernatural, everyone wonders if they are dreaming.

"You don't need to pick too many guns, and you need to take more bullets and spare parts for replacement barrels." Xiaoxiao learned the lesson of being a young rookie before, and stuffed a dozen "family barrels" into a backpack compartment, enough to fight The amount of a small war.

"However, your mass-produced guns are too bad, right? I mean, for these individual light weapons, can you give me a customized channel?"

"Customization is no problem..." To be honest, arms dealers like this kind of people the most. The cost has not increased much, but the price has increased by N times. Generally speaking, these mass-produced light weapons used by the US military are calculated on a catty basis. kind of.

Because of the relationship between language and habits, Yankee analysts think that Xiaoxiao may be from China, but now it seems that those analysts from the CIA should eat the president's stool.

This is basically an American girl with young roots. Seeing how she is proficient in shooting and checking the rifle and bolt, she may have participated in the special American activities of 0 yuan purchase.

"Qianhe, don't you want to choose some good things? Or do you really plan to use swords, and you, Zhaoxia?"

"My lord, warrior..."

"Oda Nobunaga is more comfortable with iron cannons than knives. As a samurai, he doesn't know how to use iron cannons and cross-word guns. What are you doing?"

"Uh... what you taught me is that I will learn how to use these...weapons." Zhaoxia thought for a while, and felt that there was nothing wrong with the novel. A samurai should not only be able to use swordsmanship, but also Japanese spears and iron cannons. The style bamboo bow is also a compulsory course, otherwise it is not easy to cut people with a knife on the horse, and chase the enemy and kill yourself on the chaotic battlefield. "HK416? Are you changing to this now?"

"No, it's not..."

"Forget it, just by looking at this Christmas tree, you can tell it's a rookie. I don't know which recruit made it, anyway, it belongs to me first."

Xiao Xing happily stuffed the gun and box into the bag, and took the body armor and equipment for battlefield defense, and the Yankee MER also took a few boxes.

Regardless of whether it is delicious or not, it is okay to use it to avoid starving to death when it is inconvenient and difficult to obtain food, and this kind of overly greasy meal is just right for her.

"I found out that you don't touch aircraft at all, is it because you can't fly?" She wanted armored vehicles and tanks, but she didn't touch aircraft, and there were no flying vehicles and related weapons on the previous menu.

"Of course it's because I can fly. I take the car because I don't want to walk. Why do I take the plane?"

"Saving effort?"

"Well, you're right." Then a longbow disappeared from the tarmac.

"Can you drive?"

"No, so I'll take a few more planes, and I won't be able to kill me anyway." At this moment, the Americans found that their deal seemed a little ill-considered. It's a small problem.

Rather, this guy seems to be a gold medal instructor for pilots - she can fly by herself, and she won't be killed at all, which means that if she is an instructor, there is a high probability that she will fly in the air.

Save the pilot's life when the plane crashes.

Of course, I just don't know what her flying speed is. It depends on whether she can only train helicopter pilots or fighter pilots. The US military is very short of qualified pilots.

Although there are many flying clubs, there is a big difference between that kind of aircraft and fighter jets. It can only be said that they can provide enough good seedlings and reserves, but it is too difficult to train them to become real ace pilots.

"Zhaoxia, shooting one shot is not easy to learn, so o..."

"I recommend that you let this lady use graupel ooooooo"

"So I recommend you to use this!" Saying, Xiaoxiao stuffed an old godmother into Zhaoxia's hands, "You don't need any aim, you just need to ensure that the muzzle of the gun will not jump up severely, and then generally point towards the enemy That's enough, if you really can't learn it, just practice more strength like me."

"After all, as long as you hold this kind of thing, no one will think about your accuracy." She was referring to the aerial cannon that was raised with bare hands. It was no bigger problem than her, but How to consider the problem of launch and recoil.

"Well, it's a bit difficult... Hey!" The illusory claws made of dragon energy picked up the cannon as lightly as a giant's arm, "Hey, let me say, can this thing be changed into a hand-held launch?"

"This..." With a stunned look, you can go directly to fight with the regular Japanese armored troops. Then again, this matter must be reported to the country, so that they don't fight after the transaction is completed. Other thoughts, such as encouraging the Japanese to use force to test a small force or something.

"Is there a technical problem? Well, it doesn't matter, it's no different with ordinary Gatling." "Ordinary" Gatling refers to M134 with M993 and M995 ammunition.

"Qianhe, have you chosen yet?"

"I, I don't know what to choose." Qianzuru obviously suffered from difficulty in choosing. There are weapons and equipment everywhere. Except for those that only monsters can pick up, she obviously doesn't know what to choose.

"Find a gunnery sergeant to teach her, and see what I do."

In the end, the small weapons and equipment were resupplied twice, and the heavy equipment was completed in one time. The main reason was that the customized firearms she wanted took a lot of time to arrive.

Because it is a big customer who is not short of money, all the hardcover versions are sent, standard mahogany gun boxes, with a full set of maintenance kits, and replacement parts kits. It is said that after the shooting range test guns, select the batch with the best quality before proceeding. Selected after careful selection.