Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure

"Also, the elves are very familiar with each other. They are very cheerful and talkative. In their own home, an elf can chatter with you from morning to night, and you even want to gag their mouths."

Why does it give the impression of being cold?Because the vocabulary of human language is too small, it is not as complex and euphemistic as elvish language, and many adjectives and grammars are missing. As a result, when they communicate, they can only choose as much as possible without ambiguity. The most straightforward vocabulary expression is It gives people a cold impression of cherishing words like gold.

But if you can speak Elvish...that's another story

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Brother—Bai Shiwuzao

Brother 1207X early

It is a bit difficult to find the city of the elves from the sky, but their royal city is still very conspicuous, mainly because the huge white tower in the royal city is very conspicuous. The dragon waving its dragon wings slowly lowered its height. A lot of elves came out to watch the fun.

"Are all elves this boring?"

"That's for sure. If you live a long life and don't have anything to do, then - some novel things will come to watch." Andrina had elf friends, so she knew that this race really penetrated them, How disillusioning it would be.

"Not only that, do you know why the elves hate humans? Except for a few open areas, they don't like humans to go deep into their own land."

"Because humans catch elf slaves?" This is what Shirley said. The relationship between elves and humans on her side is like this. Humans regard elves as slaves, so people like Scoia'tael were born.

"Because they are too proud?" The elves that Xiaoxiao knew were like this, "Do you think lowly creatures like humans are not worth dealing with?" On Xiaoxiao's side, the elves can be described as countrymen when they leave Yongju Island , naturally don't feel that country people are qualified to come to the city of elves.

"Or, because of longevity?" Long-lived species are difficult to establish friendship with short-lived species, and your little friendship is the life of others.

"None of them..." Anderina looked at more and more elves below, and the garden-like city in the distance. "Because humans destroy nature?" "Even more not" elves are not extreme green conservationists.

"Then why?" Xiaoxiao couldn't understand, and the dragon's claws fell on Guang'an.

On the field, the ground was paved with dry pebbles, probably because she seemed harmless, and the surrounding elves were not afraid, but there were still many guards rushing here.

"Because of living habits." Anderina looked far away, "Elves only need to sleep for 4 hours a day, which is enough. Compared with humans, their rest time is staggered from that of humans, but elves attach great importance to rest. , if you don’t sleep well for these four hours, it will really affect your mood and state throughout the day.”

"So, when the elves are going to sleep, humans wake up, and when humans are going to sleep, they are the most awake, right?"

"Right" the orthodox routine of elves begins with moonrise, and their sleep time is when the moon sets and the sun fully rises o

That is to say, for an elf whose living habits have not changed, their rest time is from 4 am to 8 am, while around 10 am is the time for them to have breakfast leisurely, and after 12 am they take a walk and working hours.

The embarrassing thing is that normal humans get up to work at 7 or 8 o'clock. If they are adventurers and businessmen who need to get up early, they will get up earlier.

Imagine, when you are sleeping the most soundly, the buddies next to you suddenly start singing loudly, how do you feel?On the other hand, at 10T2 o'clock in the evening when the elves are most excited, humans are going to sleep. If they want to obey the human schedule, they have to face the dawn with their eyes open on the bed, which is quite uncomfortable.

"So, most of the elves who go to the human world have specially adjusted their work and rest, and their physique can't last for a few years before they have to go home and adjust. For humans, the work and rest are healthy, but for elves, they stay up late every day. Visible emaciation and torture" This is also the reason why elves don't like human cities, because there is a curfew, and they cannot go shopping and party.

"Ah... this is totally unimaginable!"

"Otherwise." Anderina rolled her eyes, "If they weren't night owls

, Why do you have night vision and the innate ability to resist sleep! ?”

Indeed, if it is the same as human beings who rest at sunset, night vision ability is completely unnecessary, and half-baked low-light vision of human beings is more than enough.

In fact, most elves have night vision and keen night perception ability. If they are not night owls, this ability is unnecessary and unnecessary.

"So, the only reason elves hate humans entering their cities is that humans often disturb the people in their work and rest." Andrina was also speechless at the beginning, this reason is too painful.

Xiaoxiao returned to her original human form, and soon guards came over to drive away those chattering elves, "My lord, what are they talking about?"

"You'd better not know!" Xiao Xiao's expression twisted a little, and then she said solemnly.These elves are completely gossip, and they are like sand sculpture friends from all over the world, but their elf language sounds like a lark singing, giving people a kind of elegant and wonderful feeling—including when they curse.

For example, the little flower seller standing in the corner of the square was exhaling fragrance, because Xiaoxiao attracted everyone away, which made her unable to do business, and was blocked by the spectators—it was just her With her face flushed and her voice clear and beautiful, those who didn't know thought she was excited because she saw the dragon.

Therefore, the language barrier is really the key distance to produce beauty. If you know how the little girl who looks as pure as a lotus flower spits fragrantly, and her foul language is definitely no less than that of an old hooligan in the slums, you will never feel that she is really serious. Cute, but I think why this girl has a mouth when she is a good person.

And those cold-looking elves, although they don't speak fragrantly, but in terms of the content of the words, they are no different from any group of market aunts. Well, if you really count their age, maybe they are really a group of buyers Maybe the aunt of the dish.

"What are you here for?" The young elf who understands human language in front of him looked at the little group of people curiously.

Even more strange.

"At the request of Queen Cornelia, I came to ask for the assistance of the elves." Ciri

"O...that's it, go report to the queen."

"Before that, I have a very important question!" Xiao Xiao interrupted the conversation between the two parties with a serious face, Do you guys eat meat? "

"Ah?" The other party also looked confused, what kind of ghost question is this, but in a blink of an eye—I think this is indeed the most common question encountered by elves—"Do you only eat fruits and sweet springs?"

"Eat, but we don't like... the barbecue of humans." Elves not only eat meat, they even eat more meat than humans, but... it's still the same sentence, work and rest.

For the elves, they only start to eat breakfast when humans eat lunch, and the elves’ breakfast is mainly light, so they naturally deal with fruits, nectar, and vegetable salads casually, while when humans eat dinner, the elves eat Snack time.

So the biggest misunderstanding of other races about elves was left—they only ate fruits, vegetables and nectar, and most of them ate cakes and elf biscuits, but they didn't eat meat.

However, if there is no curfew in human cities, then when it is time for you to eat supper, you will catch a large group of long ears holding a large bunch of meat on the street and eating happily.

"That would be great, give me some of your local specialty meat dishes first, don't get me wrong, I'm not an ordinary dragon, I'm not a pure meat eater, I'm an omnivorous meat eater, vegetables and fruits are also eaten, no matter what, eat first , let’s talk about serious business, you don’t want a dragon to eat the elf, do you?”

"Okay, okay." The elf affairs officer stared blankly at a lot of words with a disheveled face, and the core idea was: When is the meal ready?

"There is no problem with this, we will arrange people to prepare, about Cornelia

Queen's business..."

"What's the matter, let's talk about it after dinner!" Facing the threat of a dragon, naturally no elves would take it lightly. Xiaoxiao is a real dragon no matter how small her physique is. The wizard master noticed it.

So, they had a meal without talking about anything, um, in the eyes of the elves, it was morning tea that was not a regular meal, or dinner for humans.

The food of the elves is very unique, first of all, meat, they prefer tender and smooth fish and poultry, they tend to cook and steam, the taste is sour, salty and sweet, and the taste is as smooth as possible Tender and smooth, not full and heavy.

By the way, it also solved a question that Andrina hadn't asked from her friends: Is the elf's staple food elf biscuits?The answer is no.It is a kind of starch-rich fruit. It is boiled, peeled, cut into long strips, and then eaten with seasoning. Of course, it is also one of the raw materials for elf biscuits.

"Hey, blah!" Xiao Zaizi and Zhaoxia simply highlighted the characteristics of the dragon descendants, they can be called a glutton, a whole milk-flavored steamed pheasant, the bones of the chicken disappeared in the blink of an eye, a large piece of stewed beef, The bottoms of the two bowls were exposed, and the elf maid next to her was dumbfounded.

"Are dragons so edible?"

"Probably?" The elf steward showed an uncertain expression. They had never entertained dragons, but it is normal for such a big guy to be able to eat.

However, compared to the little duo who came to eat and Andrina who came to eat, Shirley thought a little more. The elves' feast is not too rich, but it also shows that they have enough food, so ask for help It doesn't seem to be a big pressure to get enough food relief? However, at the meeting after the meal, the Elf King gave everyone a pawn

"Sorry, we can't do this request."

Can't do it, or don't want to do it? " Ciri frowned, from the wizard

In the world, she doesn't have much affection for elves, and of course, she doesn't have any bad feelings. Between humans and elves, she still prefers humans.

"Both." The Elven King frowned. "Although I don't know why this sister...but you have the blood of the elves. You should understand that we are not unwilling to help humans, but have our own difficulties."

"Because of the barrier, right?" Xiaoxiao pointed to the top of her head, "That barrier is not just for defense."

"Your vision is very correct." Unlike Zhaoxia, who is a pure martial artist, Ciri, whose magic is limited to magic seals, and Andrina, who has an intelligence of only nine, is from a professional class. For her, arcane and esoteric arts, she is quite good at it.

"Then what is the function of this enchantment?"

"This oo... it's inconvenient to disclose, but we are not completely hard-hearted. We will prepare a batch of supplies for you that you can take away, but long-term support..."

"Intercepting the leylines, I probably guessed it." Xiaoxiao sighed, the reason why the elves were unwilling to help, she knew half of the reason when she entered here, and the rest - half, she was sure by the expression and attitude of the elf king up.

"Then please keep silent and don't speak out, it will do no good."

"really"

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Anderina looked around, not quite understanding what kind of charade they were playing.

"It's true that elves can't be counted on, so humans should wait until they die." Xiaoxiao said indifferently, "Humans either eat up almost everyone, or they are looking for a target to plunder. I hope your big barrier will able to last until then.”

"..." The Elf King's expression changed a bit. It's not that he didn't consider this possibility.

He thought about it, but he didn't expect that the human side was so bad that people could eat people.

"Plundering, killing, turning the dead into food, food in various senses, living eating food to find new targets, do you think the current human beings are still the human beings you used to know? Maybe in your eyes this is nothing more than It is a short-term difficulty, and for short-lived humans, they don't need to make difficult choices like you.JJ

"Humans don't have hundreds of years of life to squander. Therefore, human beings squander their lives without any worries compared to you. Your enchantment can really last until that time, until human beings can kill each other and cannibalize each other. ? Then you elves bear the hatred and resentment of all humans and open the big barrier, so that humans can see you sitting in a safe home and eating all day long?"

"I believe it's not our responsibility."

"That's the truth" is true, the elves don't have any responsibility for human beings, but the truth is this truth, but when the time comes, can the hungry humans with red eyes still listen to this truth?

"Humans are not creatures that have to be reasonable. In this world, if you can reason about anything, there will be no wars and disputes. Perhaps for elves, right and wrong are as black and white. , but not so for humans O

Xiao Xiaozhan said: "However, this has nothing to do with me. For me, if I can't get food, it doesn't matter whether I grab elves or humans. Then the second question, your barrier can stop me." A sword?" The dragon sparrow floated in his palm, and the Elf King's expression became even worse.

"However, that will only lead everyone into disaster, without an inch of pure land."

"I can't help it, I said it, it's the same if it's reasonable, and it's the same for the most ideal decision, but this world can't be passed by just being reasonable." Xiao Xiao

Spreading his hands helplessly, the truth is indeed occupied by the elves, and it is true if it is reasonable.But this kind of rational person can only sit in front of the computer and eat all day long among human beings.

Only the guys in the world will think about rationality, reasoning, and possible leisure—for people in the famine hell, they don’t care about reasoning and unreasonableness at all, even if everyone starves to death after eating this meal. Never choose the so-called "reasonable" way.

For example, Soviet scientists who would rather starve to death than eat seeds are undoubtedly heroes, and why heroes are heroes is because they can do what others cannot!Rather than ordinary things that everyone can do.

"Don't worry, when the time comes, war will solve all the problems. Anyway, it will be enough to die until there is enough food to eat. But in that case, the war between elves and humans will no longer be a simple battle for survival for food , This hatred... I am afraid it will last for a thousand years, are you willing to pay this price?"

"I don't want to, but we can't do anything." The Elf King shook his head, "Since you have seen it, let me just say it, we still have food only because we blocked the leylines with an enchantment The magic power that should have returned to the earth is converted into new monsters. In other words, in this enchantment, the lowest-level monsters will appear in the wild, so we can grow a lot of food to obtain the necessary magic materials. JJ

"If the enchantment is opened, then this bit of magic power will also be lost at a high speed, and we will eventually fall into a famine, and there is only one way for us to use the time gained by the enchantment to research production-increasing magic that does not require monster materials."

"But humans won't give you time"

Di, originally I thought humans could understand our decision, because we would not be stingy about passing on this magic, but... you reminded me that humans are not elves, and even elves are hard to say that they can live in Be patient in this situation. "

"But we don't have any way, any second way, if

This is the inevitable resentment, so let humans resent it, if we want to start a war because of this, then we will not escape this war that belongs to the elves. "

"Look, anyway, our commission is over." Xiao Xiao waved his hand, "The mission is over, and I have been here for a few months to eat and run away. As for the matter of humans and elves, it is none of my business."

"I just said, Zhaoxia, there is no such thing as a world where mutual understanding can solve problems~

Chapter 230 Seven

Chapter 230 Seven

"Anyway, the news has been delivered, go back and tell the queen, just say that the elves can't help you here." Xiao Xiao said, "When you go back, just fly back directly, anyway, there is still enough dragon meat."

"But..." Ciri was a little tangled up. In this case, the human beings here will definitely not have a good ending, and the elves will not have a good ending either.

"Don't look at me like that, I can't help it, you don't want to seek food from OvO, do you?

"What are you looking for food with?" Anderina looked at Xiao Xiao with a blank expression.

"And OvO"

"And what?" Anderina was still in a daze, "Oh, it seems that the gods on your side blocked something, in short, it was with a greedy dragon god who asked the other party to hand over the food. "

Just kidding, I don't even think about picking food out of Huihui's claws now, and the two-legged beast is even dreaming.