Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure

And their biggest feature is that they are good at disguising. The big monsters of the Enclosure School are dead and closed, and these big monsters of the Lingyao School are still alive and kicking for a long time. It took humans thousands of years to find them little by little. Seal or kill.

It's just a dog of the CIA. Of course, the Americans won't say anything. Besides, it wasn't his base that was bombed, right?Just hit Japan, which is becoming more and more disobedient because of the trade in agricultural products.

"Is this normal?" Xiao Xiao shrugged her shoulders, because it is not a monster, and if it is not a monster, it will not help her dragon soul, so naturally she should not care about it, and just returned to her main task of hunting and investigating monsters. Go, I originally came to help investigate this incident. One is curious, and the other is to talk about human relations.

At the same time, in a certain place in the Japanese countryside, "those human iron birds really haven't appeared." Shuten, who had changed into an ordinary Japanese countryman, looked up at the sky, and the helicopters searching for the mountains were less and less, " I said jade..."

"Now I am the leader of Tiansui, remember," said the serious man.

He was wearing a standard white top and trousers, which looked like a hospital gown, with a rosary on his chest and a fox bracelet on his hand

,—Holding topaz wheat ears in one hand and a porcelain bottle filled with some kind of liquid in the other, it looks a bit like a male version of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Avalokitesvara belief is very common in Japan. Although it is not my avatar vest, I don't think the main body in Tianzhu will have any objections, and the guy in this vest in Middle Earth probably won't say anything."

"I don't know about your Lingyao faction." The so-called Lingyao faction are monsters who play gods or certain identities and mix in human society. Totally different.

And their biggest feature is that they are good at disguising. The big monsters of the Enclosure School are dead and closed, and these big monsters of the Lingyao School are still alive and kicking for a long time. It took humans thousands of years to find them little by little. Seal or kill.

It's just a dog of the CIA. Of course, the Americans won't say anything. Besides, it wasn't his base that was bombed, right?Just hit Japan, which is becoming more and more disobedient because of the trade in agricultural products.

"Is this normal?" Xiao Xiao shrugged her shoulders, because it is not a monster, and if it is not a monster, it will not help her dragon soul, so naturally she should not care about it, and just returned to her main task of hunting and investigating monsters. Go, I originally came to help investigate this incident. One is curious, and the other is to talk about human relations.

At the same time, in a certain place in the Japanese countryside, "those human iron birds really haven't appeared." Shuten, who had changed into an ordinary Japanese countryman, looked up at the sky, and the helicopters searching for the mountains were less and less, " I said jade..."

"Now I am the leader of Tiansui, remember," said the serious man.

He was wearing a standard white top and trousers, which looked like a hospital gown, with a rosary on his chest and a fox bracelet on his hand

,—Holding topaz wheat ears in one hand and a porcelain bottle filled with some kind of liquid in the other, it looks a bit like a male version of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Avalokitesvara belief is very common in Japan. Although it is not my avatar vest, I don't think the main body in Tianzhu will have any objections, and the guy in this vest in Middle Earth probably won't say anything."

"I don't know about your Lingyao faction." The so-called Lingyao faction are monsters who play gods or certain identities and mix in human society. Totally different.

And their biggest feature is that they are good at disguising. The big monsters of the Enclosure School are dead and closed, and these big monsters of the Lingyao School are still alive and kicking for a long time. It took humans thousands of years to find them little by little. Seal or kill.

Therefore, now is her rest time. She was originally a "diligent" who worked two hours a day, and more than four hours were considered painstaking. It is reasonable to do three breaks and four breaks. It has become a ball, and Xiao Xiao feels that it should be given some time to rest and digest.

"Hello, is this Ms. Xu?" A black ordinary car was parked beside it, a standard Nissan vehicle, which looked inconspicuous at all, "I'm the driver who came to pick you up."

"Oh~ Zhaoxia?"

"Yes, my lord." The black-haired Lolita helped open the car door and sat on the co-pilot's seat. If anything went wrong, she could crush the driver's head with ease.

"Miss Chizuru, I'm sorry, but you are not invited."

"I know~" It's not that no one thought of threatening Xiaoxiao with Qianhe, but after the investigation, it was found that they really met by chance, and the degree of threat they want to achieve is still very limited.

Although it is said that Japan has never lacked the Showa staff who are above the top, the problem is that if they fail, the whole family will die. In the face of such a huge, real crisis that threatens their family and family name, the Japanese are still very cautious. .

"The restaurant in Akasaka, I heard that the food there is very expensive."

"That depends on who it's for." The driver was quite talkative, he didn't look like a servant of a wealthy Japanese family, and even seemed a little talkative, "For our master and even for you, that little yen is nothing. "

"You won't be able to eat Fukushima's food, will you?"

"Of course not. It's okay for those politicians to put on a show once in a while. How could they eat that kind of thing?" The Japan Agricultural Association's set can only squeeze the ass, but Japanese politicians use all kinds of imported safe, green, and organic ingredients. After all, the untouchables die It doesn't matter how much, but your own life is your own.

This is why Japan imports all kinds of agricultural products and fruits from China, but cheap fruits are rarely seen on the market. Similarly, Fukushima fruits and vegetables that are marketed for harmless reasons will not appear in kiosks and dignitaries. home.

"Oh, then, we won't be eating leaf meals, will we?"

"Leaf meal? What leaf meal?" The driver was a little confused, "Is it some kind of delicacy made of leaves? I heard..."

"I'm talking about the delicacy made of leaves. It feels like you haven't eaten anything after eating it." A pair of golden and red dragon eyes were reflected in the rearview mirror, and the vehicle fell into a dead silence.

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"Ah, you are really sharp. Why don't you pretend to be a little confused? I won't hurt you."

"I know, but big raccoons like to play tricks, don't get me wrong, I knew a lot of them before, and I raised a lot of them." Xiaoxiao shook her head. Japanese raccoons are the kind that can't get along in China.

The reason why they can't get along is that they like to play pranks too much. In ancient China, where even monsters are literate (illiterate, unable to understand the method, and unable to practice), they are naturally very unpopular.

In particular, the big monsters in China do not have such a strong sense of territory, but they have a strong sense of class rule, and even built a bureaucracy that is no different from the secular court

, not the real feudal lords who occupy the mountains as kings on the Japanese side, and they can't tolerate such anti-system elements, so they were thrown to Japan.

"You misunderstood, we actually just... live a little more informally."

"Yes, that's why I didn't put the Dragon Tooth Sword across your neck." Xiaoxiao nodded, civet cat demons generally have no malicious intentions, they are just purely curious and having fun with humans, and generally they don't hurt people, and moreover Let alone cannibalism and murder.

However, some things are not malicious and do not hurt people, but it does not mean that they are not annoying. Being teased every day is like being bullied every day. It is good not to leave a permanent psychological shadow.

"However, if you dare to play tricks on me, civet cat skin is said to be a good material for hats."

"Understood." The driver sighed, and originally planned to take them around a bit, and then put them in a place near Akasaka that was built with illusion. It was a small joke, but the killing intent mixed with Longwei was real. , can only... can only be brought to the place honestly.

The car stopped in front of a traditional but elegant restaurant in Akasaka. A few cherry blossoms protruded from the pink and white ancient wall, and the pale pink fallen flowers set against the blue tile and white wall. style of luxury.

"Welcome, the owner has been waiting for a long time." The young lady in pink goldfish kimono who welcomed guests at the door lowered her head slightly. She speaks Luoyang Yayin with a round accent, and monsters can speak Chinese, which is basically a basic ability in East Asia at least.

Not to mention monsters, none of the surviving half-demons and onmyojis, priests and witches who have survived until now can't speak Chinese, and they may even be written in ancient Chinese.

In this respect, serious Chinese people may not be as proficient as they are.

Because if you don’t know Chinese or Sanskrit, ninety-nine out of ten spells, spells, barriers and even cultivation methods have nothing to do with you in the Japanese environment

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There is no difference between getting it and reading a book from heaven, and it’s not just about learning a language, you also have to learn the culture and various metaphors behind it, otherwise you still can’t understand it.At best, from not being able to understand a word to being able to understand every word, I don't even know what it means.

"Fox?" Xiaoxiao glanced at her, and the latter became stiff all of a sudden, she was just a miscellaneous fox, not a big guy like Tianhu, her whole body was trembling when faced with the stare of Long Tong with real faint divine power, The Transfiguration almost failed.

"I haven't seen a demon fox, and I haven't seen much before." She said that she was in a world where there were monsters, but there may be a little difference between the two worlds.In that world, foxes or celestial foxes were confided in Fusang by the Heavenly Court. They are listed units, and they still have the official seals corresponding to the seals. .

The ordinary demon fox is a serious and well-established civil servant of this unit, and it is not of the same class as those ordinary mountain spirits and wild monsters in the mountains.

This is why if you are teased by a fox, you can only calm down the whole ceremony honestly. Only when you do too much will you use powerful methods, which is equivalent to reporting to a superior, and why the fox is called one of the five immortals.

"Did you get the jade butterfly? No, you shouldn't be of this level. Then, did you get the wooden plate?" Xiao Xiao asked tentatively, after all, this demon fox doesn't look like it.

What a great look.

The so-called "dish" is not a plate, but a two-page document that can be opened and closed, usually made of wood, metal, or jade, which is equivalent to the ID card of a god or a civil servant's ID card.

"This...no" is sealed because there is no such thing. Anyone with a dish except Yuzao, who can't be killed, will be slaughtered, okay?

"Oh, temporary workers? Come on, even if it is a demon fox, temporary workers will be very hard."

"Who said it wasn't?" Miss Zahu sighed. She didn't even have the lowest-grade wooden dish, which meant she didn't have the ability to share incense, and that kind of small street shrine couldn't be used, which also meant she didn't have any status. , Going out on business, unable to summon and borrow the power and subordinates of the local landlord gods.

The so-called incense is not a metaphysical power, but a literal meaning, a sacrifice that humans offer to the gods. After all, monsters first sheltered humans and acted as totem gods and early gods because humans can use fire, breed, and cook. It's much happier to drink blood in the wild.

Monsters are not fools, which one is more comfortable to sleep on, a bed or a stone, which one is delicious, a barbecue with spices or half-rotten raw meat, which one is better, a cave or a well-built temple, do you still need to consider how to choose?

After being guided inside, Xiaoxiao saw the real master, a big fox lying lazily lying on the ground, not the same as the real fox, the limbs are not claws, but human-like fingers, with blue sharp Finger Claw, wearing a colorful kimono, holds a pipe between his fingertips.

What's interesting is that it or she even put on makeup, and the pale pink eyeliner outlines a pair of charming fox eyes even more coquettishly. It's obviously just a big furry fox, but it seems that just one glance will make the whole body soft. feeling.

There is even an urge to start the great cause of reproduction immediately. There is no way, the sky fox or the nine-tailed fox itself is the god of fertility, and their talent and power are to master reproduction and reproduction.

For fertility, the nine tails represent the meaning of having many sons and grandchildren, and that the offspring will spread out and prosper.

"Sniff? An unfamiliar smell, is it a child you don't know? Sit casually, I'm here to be casual, don't care too much about etiquette"

"Oh?" Xiaoxiao sat down cross-legged, "Can I ask a question?"

"Ask, I may not answer

"When will dinner be served?"

"..." The big fox obviously paused for a while, and then let out a mature laugh like Yujie, "Interesting child, if you are hungry, then let's eat first and then talk." He looked very friendly.

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What was presented was the very popular Fugu Feast Set, which even had a very elegant name, "Fugu Feast Dancer", including fugu sashimi, fugu small hot pot, fried fugu liver, three kinds of fugu sushi and charcoal-grilled fugu, In addition, the Matsuba crab set meal was also served, including two kinds of crab sashimi, two kinds of crab sushi and fried crab, and two kinds of crab pot.

In addition to these main dishes, there are also huge salmon rice balls and various pickles (pickles), fried things (such as tempura, etc.) and boiled things (Oden, etc.). Of course, the oversized char siu ramen in the kiosk is not only in line with Japanese tastes, but also in line with the tastes of ancient Chinese people - dead salty or sweet.

From this point of view, the taste of the Japanese is actually very close to the taste of the Chinese around the Song Dynasty, and it is also in line with the eating habits of a big monster like Tamamo who was born in the Tang Dynasty or even earlier.

Why is it dead salty or sweet? The reason is very simple. Salt and sugar are symbols of aristocratic status and wealth. Of course, they seized the opportunity to put them to death. For example, people in the Song Dynasty can make modern people dumbfounded. The operation is to serve wine with coarse salt smashed into small pieces, that's right, eat salt cubes to serve wine. [Salt with wine, what Song people did]

"It's very rich. I thought it was some kind of kaiseki meal that those people treated before. There are only three dishes and one juice. There are a lot of plates and bowls, and the portion is not enough.

Xiaoxiao picked up a copy of "Today's Bowl"

This is the opening dish of Japanese formal cuisine. The clear vegetable soup is cooked with seasonal vegetables. Its function is... As I just said, their dishes are extremely salty, right, so they are light and convenient for dinner.

Unlike the bowls of Shenwei Temple that the politicians treated guests last time, this one is not only rich in content, but also fresh fish floss and minced meat, which are sweet and delicious. The most important thing is-the portion is large enough, and It's hard for them to buy bowls for ramen shops.

"My family never talks about that. The rules are for humans, and we are the rules." The big fox gasped, knocking on the chopping board, "Humans are not rich in products, so they can only use a lot of fancy dishes Pretend that there is a lot of food, but what my family wants is full stomach and blood food"

To put it bluntly, the reason why Japanese monsters generally eat people is very simple, because there are not enough offerings, and in the end it was found that feeding the excess population directly, but everyone can survive.

In contrast, there are very few monsters in Middle Earth who are mainly cannibals. Even if there are a few pica, they are easily sanctioned by other big monsters and demon kings, so what do they eat?

They ate serious sacrifices—the agriculture of Middle-earth has been more developed than the surrounding areas since ancient times. The sacrifices include dog meat, dog lungs, and chicken fried in beef fat. Those who enjoy national sacrifices also include large and hard vegetables such as cattle, pigs, and sheep. It is necessary to eat human flesh——"Human flesh is not tasty."

"Yes, it's not tasty" Xiao Xiao nodded. The Dragon Lady knew about this matter. Gluttony is as insatiable as OvO and does not touch human flesh. It is conceivable that in the eyes of OvO, human flesh is no better than shit, and then think of these Monsters don't necessarily have OvO's cooking skills, and they feel empathy for the way they sigh and complain about the bad taste of human flesh.

"So, don't be polite to me. I have already taken over this restaurant. The chefs here are all from my family. Don't worry." The big fox said lazily, and

This is also one of her temptations. Monsters may be particular about taste, content, and weight when eating food, but they don't pay any attention to safety.

Therefore, the puffer fish served were not cleaned at all, not to mention that there was something like puffer fish liver in it. In order to ensure the ultimate taste, they were all wild puffer fish that had just been caught. The average human who ate the meal was taken directly to the hospital two hours later.

(Tetrodotoxin takes a considerable amount of time to take effect through gastrointestinal absorption to achieve toxicological reactions.)

"Dragon, don't you care about mantis fish poisoning?" The Lord of the Four Seas, the God of Rain, Snow, Mist and Dew, being poisoned by puffer fish is as strange as a fish being drowned in water.

"It's really good, it's delicious. By the way, you guys really like salt so much.

"Ah, I got used to it. Salt was quite expensive at that time, and I can't change it now, but the salt now is not as tasty as it used to be." The big fox nodded. Her eating speed didn't seem fast, but she had to Thanks to that bloody mouth, the speed is actually no less than Xiaoxiao.

"Can monsters also cook?"

"What do you eat if you don't cook? No, it should be said that we all rely on those humans to cook. I'm afraid I'm going to starve to death here." The big fox complained.

"It's not the same as the monsters I met before." At that time, I had to be the chef of the cyan thing, and the other monsters could only fight.

"Naturally, the small country in the Far East is not as rich in products as the upper country in the heavenly kingdom." Thinking of this, the big fox also felt that the whole monster was not good. He originally wanted to show his status as a landlord, but how did he become the envoy of the small country's feudal lord to the upper country? Sell ​​poor taste.

"Forget it, it's useless to think too much. I intend to control Fusang's political arena. Are you willing to help me?" This kind of thug is really rare.