Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure

"No, no, listen to us, we can discuss the restoration of your treatment as gods." This can indeed be discussed. What are the treatment of gods?

By ancient standards.There is no problem with beautiful and gorgeous temples. The tourist attractions of various famous mountains and rivers are expanded, repaired, and stuffed in.

It doesn't cost much money to promote tourism;

There are regular offerings. At first, everyone thought that these guys are something that needs to eat people. There is no need to discuss this principle. Later, they found that they are more interested in hot pot than human flesh, so this offering is no problem.

Just the daily consumption of pork and beef in a city can raise these surviving big monsters and their little monsters as pigs. There is almost no pressure on this offering.

As for pilgrimage and the like, find those monks who graduated from Buddhist colleges to do it, just like the first one, and promote tourism by the way, which is no different from large-scale cultural cos

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The Nine-Tailed Fox in it has a super good looks, and can make his debut immediately - he is a true art master who is proficient in classical dance, music, etiquette, and poetry classics. Isn't he better than Little Fresh Meat?

"Eating, clothing, and housing can all be compared to the original treatment, and how about upgrading according to modern standards?"

"Well, this is good!" Why did the monsters protect humans in the first place? Isn't it because they came here for a bite of cooked food and shelter from the wind and rain.

"Huh?" After finding out that these guys were more realistic, the elder brother in charge of the negotiation was relieved. It seemed that the things that were going to be reserved for the final concessions, including seats, limited autonomy, and preferential policy support, seemed to be omitted.

If you think about it carefully, wouldn't it be enough to raise them as pandas?Their requirements are a little lower than those of pandas.

"If you choose to live together, we can build you special cities and towns as compensation for the mistakes of our ancestors, but... Correspondingly,

We also need to make a new contract, just as you are worried that we will betray you again, we are also worried that you will be enslaved again, then a contract agreed by both parties, with all credits on it, may be..."

Negotiations between the two parties have been going on for a long time, and they have conducted close consultations on all aspects of whether the Yaozu will join or be relatively independent, whether the daily supply is free or paid, what rights they should get, and what obligations they should pay. Everyone also found that monsters and monsters are different.

They have the ability to learn, and although they don't know much about the later system and technology, they are clear about all kinds of tricks and political means of human beings. Serious exchange of interests and mutual compromise.

After a two-month negotiation, in principle, the big monsters of the monster clan temporarily forgive the betrayal on the human side, and give up continuing to appear as gods. Similarly, the human side must provide them with divine treatment, including Meals, lodging, servants in charge of chores, and the provision of some indulgences are provided free of charge as compensation.

In the same way, Yaozu will once again undertake the work of anti-monsters, and will set up a brand new department to deal with possible future incidents of half-demons, little demons, and monsters.

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However, due to the betrayal of human beings, this time, they chose not to work voluntarily, but to work for a fee.The two sides reluctantly agreed to the treaty under this big framework, and as for the running-in in the later period, some of them came slowly.

[This part is only about the background. After all, I can’t spoil the new book that I haven’t released yet, so this world can only be tasted, which is equivalent to giving you a general understanding of the background of the new book]

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Chapter 32 Titles without titles

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"Today, there was a large-scale power outage in various states in the United States, and the network communication in many places was completely interrupted. According to reports, some people witnessed some fantasy creatures appearing on the street. The White House declared a state of emergency. State governments are in the process of dispatching the National Guard for rescue. intense discussions."

In a dark city, burning plastic and oil barrels emit toxic stench and billowing black smoke, and a series of gunshots and sirens sound from time to time. The darkness has become the best camouflage for human indulgence.

The reason for the disappearance of monsters or ancient gods is not only being attacked and betrayed by humans, but also being sealed by hostile gods. film and so on, while in America...

"Dian Ling, oh well, I'm planning to borrow the wind from the Yankees." The big fox threw away the remote control in boredom, "In ancient times, there was no use for eggs, and even the righteous gods were not considered mountain spirits and water monsters. Instead, they drove humans to this place. It's over."

Electric spirit is a kind of spiritual body believed by Indians. It can be understood as a creature composed of charged plasma. Its emotions and thoughts are difficult to hide. It belongs to the subdivided "elf" category within the category of monsters.

The electric spirit can attract lightning in ancient times, and lightning can increase the yield of crops to a certain extent. Therefore, the Indians regard it as the spirit of the ancestors.

—Worship, which was a very weak spirit at the time, was soon surrounded by the terrifying evil gods of the southern Aztecs and sealed.

However, in modern society, especially in the United States, where the infrastructure has been in disrepair for a long time, and the power system is still using equipment from the last century, the destruction of spirits such as electric spirits

Strength is not general and terrible.

The first thing to do when you leave the seal is to eat. Compared with the natural lightning, the current in human electrical and electronic equipment is more suitable for its food, and then when your circuit system enters a thing composed of ultra-high-energy charged ions After o...instant burning and power outage is the only consequence.

And as the electric spirit continued to expand and split its offspring, other more demons and ghosts also woke up one by one. Among them, those of the Aztecs and Mayans immediately jumped out to seek death. They thought that the living human beings only had obsidian weapons era.

As sealed objects not defeated by humans but by other gods, they are obviously much more arrogant than monsters, and then they were blown away by the US military. However, for Americans, these evil gods that were very terrifying in ancient times It's not worth mentioning to deal with, but those Indian ancestors who were not worth mentioning at the time are another story.

"Wow, the plot of extraordinary twins and soul hacker, what's next?" Xiaoxiao was overjoyed while watching TV, and then suddenly thought of the blackout in the United States, the entire network was interrupted, and the electric spirit family can really go smoothly If the network cable and telephone line come out of your screen to beat someone, isn't the American game and entertainment industry... Immediately, the face of the hardworking brat turns dark.

Fire spirits plunder life on the street. This kind of almost natural Boai condensed creature can take away all the heat of a person as long as it flies by. The ancient Indian rituals to appease them have long been lost. Modern technology is not impossible to deal with. But specialized research and fabrication is required.

Then, here comes the problem, in the case of a power outage, even if you reincarnate Einstein, you still cannot study what weapons to use against this intelligent condensate.

Polymorphism.

As for whether there are other more troublesome spiritual bodies, it is hard to say. After all, only two of the five spiritual bodies in Indian beliefs have emerged, and the remaining three do not know how they can be strong in modern society. They are all low-to-medium miscellaneous fish.

Without modern power grids, Dianling's greatest ability is to guide Tianlei to a random "Lei Gong to help me". Huo Ling can barely fight, it can switch between condensed and ion states, which means that it can directly switch between ultra-high temperature and ultra-low temperature , the low-temperature mode absorbs energy to proliferate itself, and the high-temperature mode consumes itself to destroy the enemy;

The three spirits of water, wind, and earth were estimated to be very bad existences at the time, but it is hard to say in modern society. However, the most destructive one was the weakest electric spirit at that time.

Ninety percent of human science and technology is built on the electric power industry, and when you encounter this kind of electric countermeasure, it is a big head, and it is also a mouse-like weapon, running back and forth between your power grid and various power stations all day long. You can't blow it up with your own home grid.

Seeing the miserable situation of the Americans in China, they gasped. Fortunately, they negotiated with the monsters or the ancient gods. It is hard to guarantee that there is nothing wrong with it. The destructive power in the modern information society is astonishing. stuff.

Then, they really found out Mr. Fei Niu who was eating honestly with a dazed face. After finding out that the real "God of Plague" survived the monster, the heads of the big voters above were shocked. Khan came down.

This kind of creature is regarded as a servant among monsters. When squatting on the construction site to eat, no one noticed that there was anything wrong with him. After all, it was different from the hideous and ugly God of Plague in the general imagination.

Mr. Fei has a gentle and honest appearance, with white horns growing on his head, and his prototype is also the appearance of a white old cow. Who would have thought that this brother is a plague god.

According to modern medicine, it is a safe host for almost all known and hundreds of unknown diseases. Its cellular immunity is extremely strong, and it can secrete a substance similar to intercellular filaments to fill between cells and contain viruses. and various bacteria are preserved in it.

If he wanted, he could spread thousands of severe plagues to the surroundings in an instant by actively controlling the evaporation of body fluids, many of which had killed all the hosts in ancient times because of their excessive lethality, leaving modern people without antibodies.

[PS: Therefore, when you travel through ancient times, you don’t have to worry about the harmless pathogenic bacteria on your body as a healthy person and the cold virus that is brand new without antibodies every time. The most common and typical example is the severe plague that antibodies did not spread due to geographical restrictions—compared with the colds from worms that you may spread that can be easily overcome by human immunity, the smallpox and plague spread to you by the ancients are more deadly 】

After checking the tissue and cell samples provided by Mr. Fei, and isolating mutated plague, super smallpox, various bacilli, staphylococci, and tens of thousands of viruses and conditional pathogenic microorganisms that have never been seen before, this big boss said: He was respectfully invited to a small town specially built for monsters at the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

Thanks to the agreement at the beginning, there was no fight. Thinking of this big guy releasing these thousands of powerful plagues in a high-density crowd at once, no one would have calf cramps. After all, it is not convenient for you to use ancient times in modern times. The way to solve the patients, you can't really close the city and plant the sun in your own country.

But, on the other hand, since this boss is the God of Plague, he does have a solution to the plague. According to Mr. Fei, his body fluids are not only the carrier of the super plague, but also the newly secreted mucus can effectively degrade the pollutants in the air. A powerful disinfectant for various disease factors, and even he can secrete

Immunity-enhancing hormone ingredients can strengthen human immunity to the greatest extent.

I found that there is no lack of such monsters in the past that were not so good in the past, but now they are better than a big boss, such as an electric spirit that can drill through the network cable to hit you, and burn your power grid to scrap iron within 3 minutes.

Jiao people who transmit meme infection through images and sounds are essentially liquid creatures, and blood is the main body of vampires. The meat is delicious and can be regenerated infinitely, but those who eat meat will be completely controlled by Tai Sui and so on.

Once again, it tells humans that monsters are different from monsters in nature. They not only know how to use tools, but also understand human society, and the stronger monsters are smarter, and they are good at using their own abilities, rather than monsters that rely on instinct to eat.

Therefore, the higher-ups are fortunate to have negotiated with these guys more than once. Instead, they can borrow their abilities to a certain extent, and there are some delicious species that were kept together because the monsters wanted to eat them, such as the whole body armor. Henggong fish.

"What the hell is the camel mouse brand self-heating food box?" Xiaoxiao flipped through the items on the webpage. It was a new product on Tao X next door. Of course, she did not hesitate to place the order for the poisonous dragon cub.

"Brother Camel, can you see this?"

"No, you will waste all the good food!" The short-eyed man stood on the stool and yelled at the chef in front of him. After all, with the opening of the Kunlun seal, not only monsters but also those extinct goodies came out. Eating species, they don't have any chance to learn from these things.

For example, it has been extinct for a long time. You can only look at the jade carving bird in the museum. This is the taste that is clearly stated in the Shan Hai Jing.

It is extremely delicious, and it also has the function of treating skin diseases.

Camel, was sealed because it was too harmless, without any special ability, good at: looking for delicious ingredients and adding special effects to food, so, wherever camel haunts, there are a lot of delicacies, not because he will cause delicacies to appear, Instead, he only appears in places with a lot of food.

"0~0~ It's really good~" Camel mouse food box, the 2000 limited overseas sales were all snatched away by a small sea of ​​​​offensives, and the comment area was full of scolding voices, including very simple three dishes and one meal Soup and a serving of Jiahe rice.

Jiahe is also an extinct ancient crop. Since the demand for water and fertilizer is not what natural planting can provide, this kind of high-yield crop with rice grains close to the size of steamed buns, juicy, sweet and soft... is extinct.

However, with the support of modern fertilizers and the efforts of the druids of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, it has finally been included in the plan as a new type of crop vigorously supported by the state. Of course, considering whether these ancient crops can be eaten, part of the output This kind of food box is made for sale, mainly for overseas markets, especially the Japanese and Korean markets.

Then they were all snatched up by Xiaoxiao. Of course, it is also related to the arrogant distrust of food produced in China in overseas markets, especially this new product. I hope this short-selling scene will not cause domestic manufacturers. Shouldn't you have confidence in the development of overseas markets?

The green plum Henggong fish soup is hot and sour. God knows why this fish has a spicy seasoning function. It tastes like Tom Yum Kung soup, but it is more delicious. There is also a special fresh and sweet taste from the fish.

Charcoal-roasted bird meat is tender and smooth, full of gravy, and tastes more like pork belly, but without too much fat, which can satisfy those fat people who are greedy for meat. Unfortunately, in a food box, this stuff is only three or four yuan weight.

Then there is a vegetable dish, miscellaneous vermilion fruit, which the monsters insist on calling vermilion fruit.

One has the feeling that this is some kind of cherry tomato subspecies - in fact, it tastes like a cherry tomato.

Finally, there is a strong braised lamb chops. I don’t know what kind of sheep (alkaline) meat it is.

"Zhaoxia, help me look at the website, if there are new listings, snap up all of them."

"Yes, my lord." The black-haired loli nodded and continued to stand in front of the computer. The preparations for departure were almost done. The main thing was to continue hoarding various ingredients and finished food. Neither of them had a normal food intake. Materials are easy to say, food and water must be hoarded in large quantities.

The two small space bags and the dimensional bag from the DND world are more than half full, and now I mainly find all kinds of delicious specialties and snacks to stuff them in.

at the same time.

"It's selling well. Three batches in a row are sold out in an instant. It seems that when the scale of breeding increases, it can be officially launched for sale."

Apparently, the little panic-buying behavior gave them great confidence. However, since these species were extinct in the first place, it shows that there are problems growing in the external environment.

For example, the irrigation bird, as a bird, its incubation period is too long, and its temperature requirements are very strict. Without the aid of magic, it would be very difficult to rely on the natural accumulated temperature of ancient humans.

It’s hard to have a sufficient scale, and then when the Little Ice Age hits, well, it’s all gone.

However, this problem does not exist in modern farms. The incubator is installed, not to mention that there are monster experts who know sorcery for a fee to guide how to raise this high-value delicious poultry.

Originally, there were quite a few paleontologists who were very protesting against this kind of behavior. Of course, they did not have the combat effectiveness of a division to reason with those big monsters who did not have a magic form and could go one-on-one with tanks when they returned to their original form. , In the end, I still ate it.

However, they stopped protesting soon. After all, monsters also need to eat and drink in the seal, and they have a lot of experience in how to breed these things. When an extinct species appears in a few to hundreds of individuals, it is a crime to eat them.

But when they appear in tens of thousands of large-scale farming o.... If they are not used to eat and develop economic value, why keep them?

[PS]

Camel: Ostrich, a thing, a mouse-shaped monster with purple feathers and wings on its back, can fly, likes food, and is good at finding food and ingredients.

Guan Guan: Alien beasts, extinct ancient birds, mentioned in many ancient documents, delicious, especially suitable for barbecue.

Heng male fish: a strange beast, a fish covered in crustaceans. It cannot be cut to death by a knife or boiled, but it will be poisoned by green plums. It is suitable for cooking soup with green plums.

Zhu Guo: Needless to say, many fairy tales about cultivating immortals have mentioned it, considering the small tomato fossils that existed in the Han Dynasty... maybe it is a wild small tomato.

Alkali sheep: Strange beast, although it is a strange beast in Shan Hai Jing, it is not in reality, in reality, this thing is called Tibetan antelope, don't really use it to cook, it's just a prisoner!

Fei: Plague God, once you see this thing appearing, it means that a large-scale plague will break out in the world.

The raccoon that did not appear: a professional water conservancy expert who is good at digging holes and building dams. Where it appears, there are many water conservancy projects. Of course, modern research shows that this thing is an otter... Of course, it is used here It is the image and ability in the myth.

Electric Spirit: One of the five great Indian spirits, appeared in "Shin Megami Tensei: Soul Hacker", a god who was trapped by the human network and power grid, and then made a big event.

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