Dragon Cub's Bizarre Adventure
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"It's from the warehouse" Xiaoxiao added, ""It's from the Dragon God's warehouse" three bright question marks, you get the dragon meat from the Dragon God's warehouse, where should you complain about this sentence? Is it from the Dragon God, or Warehouse, or dragon meat, or the adjective "take".
"I am a priest of the Dragon God. Speaking of which, do you want to join the religion? There are many advantages to joining the religion. The biggest advantage is that you can receive food. However, you have to shoulder the responsibility of providing food for the Dragon God."
"What kind of sacrifice do you need? Human? Or something else?" The little count, who was very interested in religion, folklore, and mysticism, asked quickly, as if he was about to record it.
"Meat and fruit, generally speaking, fish is the best, you can use fresh fish, smoked dried fish and salted fish, any fruit is fine, for meat, the thicker the fat, the better, no bugs, She will smash your plate, don't have any food made of flour, she will smash your pot, don't give too much vegetables, give you all the rest, don't give too much sugar, she will lose weight if she eats too much Bitter and then lose your temper."
I took out the church's "Dragon Feeding Handbook", of course, on the cover there is a serious title like "Living Sacrifice and Sacrificial Offerings - A Guide to the Sacrifice Process of Blindly Eating Fish Cult".
"It's best to give fruit and boiled minced meat soup in the morning. Honey and candy should also be available. At least twenty pounds. She needs to eat sugar to wake up in the morning; because she has to go out to play and hunt at noon, she doesn't eat much. Dried meat, mushroom broth and fish soup are the best; dinner is especially delicious, it is best to prepare whole pigs, surimi fried meatloaf, and two suppers at night, once after the moon rises, once In the middle of the night" I was flipping through the books to give everyone the sacrificial process of the Science Church.
"The utensils for offering sacrifices need to be marked with the god's emblem, this is it" A funny OvO stupid face, doesn't look very smart.
"Don't put non-sacrificial offerings on it. As for the meat of the offerings, you can use anything. Beef is the best, followed by pork and mutton. Dog meat is also fine. I don't like poultry like chicken very much."
"Also, she also eats all kinds of eggs and eggs. For vegetables, she also eats a small amount of carrots and lettuce, but don't put too much."
"By the way, don't eat people, don't put human corpses or living people on the altar, if you are not a human or humanoid creature, please don't trample on the marks and knock over the plate during the sacrifice, because the gods always don't mind Eat something else...well, that's all." The rest are various recommended offering menus.
"It's over?" The little count was stunned, and the other two adventurers also looked like I had heard a bunch of shit. Is this a sacrificial process or a pig feeding manual?
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"It's over. Apart from eating too much and being picky, our religion's sacrificial activities have always been people-oriented and tailored to local conditions. Well, I emphasize again, don't put bread on it, you will never eat it. You can try pies with a lot of meat. However, you can fool around at ordinary times, but don’t do such stupid things during festivals and ceremonies.”
q Me, if you see a plump little girl with blue hair, please don't panic
Take measures, especially when she is holding a metal rice bowl, don't try to take the food in her bowl, and just fill it up with meat or fish in time. "Xiao Xiao read it again, and nodded in satisfaction after confirming that there was no supplementary content.
"Are you going to join?"
"No, this church sounds very abnormal." Desma refused without hesitation. When he heard this thing, he felt abnormal, and even felt strange.
The veteran also refused. He has no interest in religion, but since he doesn't eat humans, it shouldn't be some evil cult, at least not too evil.
"You just said 'she', is this a goddess?"
"Yes, yes, Goddess, are you interested?"
"Yes, but I don't want to join" because the welfare is also very strange. Other churches talk about eternal life, ascension, reunion and great cause, but your church's welfare is so fucking "food"? What the hell is this? benefits!?
Also, to eat so much, isn't the so-called Dragon God really looking for a pet for himself?
It has to be said that the little earl is probably the truth.
"Aren't you really going to join? The ingredients are really good. You can get fire beef, ice snake meat, etc., and you have the opportunity to go to Hell every month to buy the freshest...w
"Stop for a second, what did you say you were going to hell for?" The little count rubbed his temples, did he hear something strange just now?
"Buy goods." Xiaoxiao scratched her head, is it strange to go to hell to buy goods?
"Our church has a breeding agreement with the devil in hell, and the clergy who go to buy will be well received."
"What are you buying? Souls?" The Earls are all wrong, and cooperating with the welfare of your church is going to hell?No wonder there is no reputation at all, who would go to such a strange place for a normal person?
What a strange sect!
^Ingredients, Hell’s specialty fire ox, well, it’s actually from the abyss, but the wild fire ox from the abyss is already hard to fool, so I went to hell to buy it, and they seem to have ample supply. "
"Fire bull?"
"Fire Bull" Xiaoxiao pointed to the image of the Balrog on the missionary album at the end of the booklet.To be honest, Balrog is a very intimidating demon, even if it is printed on a picture, it has some kind of power.
However, I can’t stand it anymore. Below is his exploded diagram, which points out where is the tenderloin and where is the leg meat. It is also divided into five grades of meat quality from 1A to 3A. There are also lifelike dishes and recipes for the whole meat feast of fire beef .
"You call this a cow!?"
"Looks like a cow, eats like a cow, screams like a cow, kills like a cow, except it can play with fire, it is no different from a cow, what do you call it?"
"...Called Fire Bull" Zhaoxia said in a timely manner.
All of these.
These classifications are very rough. Even if there are more detailed divisions, they are divided according to their characteristics. There are few strange levels such as different levels. Of course, no scholar can have a deep understanding of these monsters.
For the little count, he has not seen what a real monster looks like, but he has seen robbers and beasts.There were no attacks or dangers on the way back—the pedestrian returned to the town safely.
Raymond had finished his prayers, and the robber Disma went to find the artisan with the spoils. Anastasia was a little better, but for some reason, she put on a very strange bird's beak mask, as if The robe is the same as what the mask can block.
"I want to talk to you" Anastasia found Xiaoxiao, "I made a huge mistake..."
She is a talented student in the medical school. She is very interested in the mysteries of life and death, because these secrets linger outside the range of her scalpel. Necromancy and all that shit.
So, she thought that her theory was perfect, and it was time to find a test subject, and then she met her professor who died of tuberculosis, yes, tuberculosis, she knew it from the beginning, but the professor insisted on the focus of the disease It was not the lungs, but the quarrel between the two aggravated the professor's condition.
So, you decide..." Xiaoxiao guessed the next story, "No
Wrong, I cut the professor's body, I tried to repair his organs in my way
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"He sat up?"
"Yes... he o..." Anna's hands were shaking, the professor was screaming and struggling, and the heart resumed beating, but the wound was bleeding continuously. She tried to sew up the wound for the professor to relieve the pain. His pain, but instead caused
Greater destruction.
In the end, in order to end all this, a silver scalpel had to be pierced through the professor's resurrected heart, but the scream stayed in her heart forever.
"I always thought he was a stubborn old man. I was eager to prove myself. Only I could understand his lessons. So when I surpassed him, I longed for his recognition and affirmation. In a sense, the teacher was like me. The same as my father, but I..." The psychological pressure almost equivalent to killing her father with her own hands almost completely crushed her.
"So, you used psychological techniques, hinted to yourself, made yourself refuse to admit what happened, and made yourself thirsty for knowledge even more, trying to find out where your mistakes were?" Xiaoxiao scratched her head, as As a priest, it seems that she should give someone a solution, but she doesn't seem to have such experience.
After all, guys who believe in cyan things... generally have a heartless life and have nothing to confess to. Even if there are a few strange species, recommending them to go back for an extra meal and a supper is basically miraculous.
"Yes, not only did I refuse to admit my mistake, but I also tried to cover it up. I used strong alkali and strong acid. I know how to dispose of the corpse. The college thinks that the professor is missing...o..." Anna held her head with a look of distress She bears it, as if she can treat other people normally only after hiding behind this beak mask.
"Your biggest mistake is to think that death is a process." Xiao Xiao thought for a while and said, "If in terms of soul theory, at the moment of death, the key board of the ship does not exist, even if you capture it The soul of a human being can’t be restored by stuffing it back in again, and from a medical point of view, a living person is like a machine that keeps running, and the moment it dies is the moment it stops.”
"And the machine that starts up again is the original one? It's like a broken vase, can you restore it to its original state?"
Yes, but it needs to use very powerful divine power. Therefore, generally speaking, the gods will not give such things as complete resurrection at will.
The consequences are really serious.
Of course, the magic of the Eight Rings... not everyone can use it. In 1000 years, there will be no more than 10 lucky people who can be resurrected by the complete resurrection technique. Even the ordinary resurrection technique is not true. The resurrection of the dead is more about dying or even just dying, without swallowing that breath, commonly known as the brain still has the last minute to repair.
And this level of resurrection is also a magic spell with a level of 5 or above. Similarly, high-level priests who are not bishops will not have this kind of magic ability. After all, there are not so many killing gods in reality. Relying on killing and arson plus experience, he has the ability to use 5-ring magic in a few months.
And here, you have to consider that you don't bump into the priest of the death god or the priest of Huihui's family. If you call Aiou to call the corpse of the Huihui family's priest, you probably won't be able to pull it up again, unless Aiou Take the initiative to take the lead in violating your own rules. For the god who is the rule itself, you might as well tell him to commit suicide.
"So, you just repaired a skin, unfortunately, that's not your professor, it's like you just seem to glue the vase together, but the vase has already broken o" Xiaoxiao can only comfort in this way , But then again, being able to revive the dead by means of surgery, this guy must not have accidentally constituted some weird necromantic rituals, right?
"...Maybe you are right, but... I can't deceive myself again, I have to make up for my mistakes." Anna cheered up a little bit, this name means the person who cheers up, the pseudonym she gave herself It also has its meaning in it.
"However, your psychoanalytic abilities do not match your healing abilities at all"
"I've said it several times, I'm a priest, not a psychiatrist!"
"You think I've never seen a clergyman, the nun who goes to church is
Battle Priest, you talk to her?You know, what kind of priest are you like this?" You don't see any piety and faith.
"Hey, you can question me about other things, but if you question my theological level, you are looking for the wrong person." Xiaoxiao raised her sleeves, "You said I don't see the slightest piousness, how can I not be pious."
"When you mention the gods, you have no respect, and you can't even see the slightest reverence for gods or beliefs." Anna thought for a while and said, "Don't try to lie, according to my observation, these are Your instinctive reaction, in other words, you have never believed in anything!"
"Wrong, big mistake, I have always been devout, my actions are my beliefs!" Xiao Xiao held her head high, "You don't even know our teachings, yet you dare to speak nonsense."
"But you really don't have any faith, do you?" Anna laughed.
"Because what we advocate is justification by righteousness, not justification by faith." Xiaoxiao glanced at the other party with contempt, "You really don't understand this at all!"
Justification by faith means that because I am a believer and I have a devout belief in God, I can directly communicate with God and go to heaven without any form; but it is troublesome to be justified by faith, which means you Doctrines and rules must be strictly observed, because "benevolence" can be called faith.
—Generally speaking, organized churches are usually justified at the beginning, because no one knows whether you believe or not, but it is clear at a glance whether you have worshiped and lived according to the rules of the doctrine.
But when it expands, it will soon become justified by faith. There is no way. If you live strictly according to the teachings, it will be too difficult, because there are a lot of quantitative and clear indicators.
It is much easier to declare that you believe in something and express your belief on the surface. Similarly, it is easier for people to accept and understand when preaching.
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Then again, if something like religion can really ensure that it can be justified, then it won’t have so many negative effects. After all, except for cults and some special sects, no one will make a lot of reactions. Human things are written in the teachings and brought out in a grand manner, and those who can really achieve the pile of things in the scriptures are all saints.
"I abide by the teachings of the Dragon God, and all my actions reflect God's teachings and code of conduct. Therefore, I am a devout believer, not a believer who stays in words!" Obviously, Anna really has no understanding of theology. , if it were the nun who went to church, then the two would have a quarrel on this issue.
Fortunately, the little brat who judges faith by action and her church have the ultimate way to end this theological quarrel, that is, the weapon of criticism is always inferior to the criticism of weapons.
And it was originally part of their teachings - how to choose?Eliminate based on what?One by one, of course, alive is a hero, dead is bullshit
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Take out the kinetic blasting gun, shoot a shot in the head, and discuss right or wrong if you are not dead, because in the doctrine of selection and elimination, the creatures that are killed represent failures and mistakes.
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Looking at Anna, who was obviously taken aback and began to think about this issue with scientific thinking, and felt that what the brat said made sense, Xiao Xiao nodded in satisfaction. It seems that her theological level is still worthy of her title?
"Well, it does make sense." Anna finally finished thinking. She had to admit that it was very convincing. How can you really judge whether a person believes or not?It is useless to look at the superficial attitude, so a quantitative, precise, and judging process based on its behavior is necessary.
And she even brought some gods into the state in a very blasphemous way, feeling that as a god, whether believers believe in, are devout, loyal and meet his requirements
It is a bit inconvenient to rely on illusory things to judge and there are many phenomena that are difficult to quantify and reflect the actual situation, but it is much simpler to directly assess KPI.
It's clear at a glance who's performance is up to the standard and who's not. In fact, the gods on Io's side really do this. Do you mean you are pious if you say you are pious? Take out the KPI—look, do you know what level of pastor you are?
An orthodox believer like Xiaoxiao who lives completely according to the teachings is a performance leader with very good standard KPIs. Even if she changes to another god, she will think that this is a very devout believer or pastor.
"So, what is your teaching?"
"Our teaching is no teaching" is changed every six months on average. Its core teaching cannot be said to be non-existent, but that is the same as having no teaching.
"No teaching means that our teaching is selection and elimination. You should be able to understand this rule in nature, right?"
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"Since our doctrine is selection and elimination, then those who survive and thrive are selected, and those who perish are eliminated, and everyone who is not eliminated is a life that conforms to the teaching."
"But isn't this too natural?" Anna complained, it's too natural
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