The Rise of the Scum of the Heavens

The rise of the scum of the heavens by: Uncle Long Legs

This book is also known as: A Thousand Ways to Die for Netizens on the Street.On the Songhu battlefield where the artillery fire shook the sky,

The fat young man with snot on his face rushed towards the devil's little bean tank with his explosive bag in his arms;

After a loud bang, not even a single complete part of the [-]-pound fat house could be found.

In the battlefield of Stalingrad, which was in ruins, the middle-aged greasy warehouseman panicked;

Because he was holding a [-]-year-old cover, the opponent lying on the opposite side was Major Conger, who was called the 'King of Sniper'.

On the heights of 597.9, the little white-collar worker who had his legs broken by the blast dragged a bucket and crawled towards the tunnel with difficulty step by step.

Because there is a group of comrades in arms who have not had water for many days, waiting for his water to save lives;

In the bright moonlight, a blood trail pulled out the elder on the ground.

Anyway,

Hu Biao, a young man from the modern plane, was selected by the system.

Must go to the battlefield of the heavens to complete some impossible tasks,

The kind that wins the wind and wins, and loses the whole village to go to his house for a feast.

How to do?Of course, the netizens are called to help.

Because according to his rich calling experience,

After more trashy netizens die several times,

It can also be more reliable than the legendary 'Urban Soldier King'...

Chapter 1 Come to my house for dinner in a few days

When a cold night wind blew, Hu Biao shivered obviously.

At this moment, the other person is in a grove full of weeds and wild trees, under the cold moonlight above his head, the temperature around him is about 10 degrees.

The more critical problem is that now Hu Biao only wears a pair of trousers with a small top and a pair of flip-flops on his feet.

In addition, there is no other clothing on this cargo, not even a pair of socks.

So, under the sudden cold night wind, the goosebumps all over this guy's body stood up uncontrollably.

Like a quail in a violent storm, while Hu Biao shivered, he also began to work hard to turn his head, trying to figure out this:

Sin!

Why, a minute or two ago, he still remembered that he was in a cheap rental house on Maocheng Second Ring Road; lying on that shabby single bed that he bought from a thrift store for 2 yuan .

And closed the doors and windows, lowered the curtains, and turned off the lights.

Even in the hot weather of June in Guangdong Province, even the electric fan was turned off; he just lay upright on the bed, gritted his teeth and suffered huge physical discomfort.

the result?I don't know if it was because of the high temperature on the skull that Hu Biao had hallucinations?

In short, when his eyes flashed, he found himself in such an unfamiliar place.

A grove about the size of a football field, full of weeds and wild trees; there is a small mound on the side next to the grove. The mound is about ten meters high. It used to be full of tall weeds.

Without hesitation, Hu Biao squeezed a piece of flesh on his thigh with the fingertips of his right hand.

Soon a sharp pain came from the inner thigh, clearly telling him that everything in front of him was true.

That's right!He was magically teleported here; and during the entire magical teleportation process, nothing too different seemed to happen.

The sudden scene transition is so unpredictable.

If I had to say something different during the period, I guess I picked up the phone in a daze, and when I was going to check the time, I randomly clicked on a dialog pop-up window that popped up on the phone screen.

Because the brain was so confused at that time, Hu Biao didn't have time to see the specific content on the pop-up window.

And then, I seem to have come here...

For a period of time before Xu Shi was sent here, Hu Biao had survived all kinds of physical complications when he fell ill, and was now in a short-term calm period.

Or maybe it was the cold temperature here that lowered the high temperature on his whole body, especially on his skull.

In short, when Hu Biao began to turn his head, he found that there was a rare clarity in his head.

Under his observation, it was found that this was a very remote grove, and there was no light at all around, and there was no sound of vehicles and pedestrians passing by.

Only the bursts of crickets, and many unknown insects, the chorus generally sounded in the ears.

Coupled with the position in front of us, the dots of fireflies are constantly flying, making the environment here seem very quiet.

Upon seeing this, Hu Biao was first able to confirm the fact that the rental house he was greedy for cheap rent, although located in the urban-rural fringe area of ​​Maocheng, was indeed a little remote.

But to say that remoteness is like this, it is absolutely impossible.

Moreover, in Hu Biao's memory, there are many alleys and old buildings around his rental house, and there are a lot of people who speak various accents and are engaged in various occupations.

But within a few kilometers around, there is absolutely no such a big grove.

Secondly, Hu Biao couldn't remember at all. He had any memories of going all the way here after he went out.

Therefore, based on the above two points, Hu Biao can basically confirm that this grove is definitely not near the rental house in the urban-rural junction of Maocheng.

I didn't use any normal way to get here all the way in a daze.

In the past, if Hu Biao suddenly encountered such a situation, he might have different complex emotions such as worry, panic, and excitement.

It's just that the young man who suffered a great change in his life just now seems very calm.

really!His current situation is so bad, how bad can it be?The big deal is to let yourself be finished a few days early.

After sorting out his mood, Hu Biao planned to climb up the small mound behind him to take a look first with such a hint of self-deprecation.

After all, in many wilderness survival programs, gods such as Lord Bei and Lord De have all said:

It doesn't matter if you get lost in the wilderness or the wild, you should climb to the nearby high point for the first time, and then confirm the terrain and location around you.

Regarding this point, Hu Biao thinks it is very reasonable.

At this time, you can't send a circle of friends first, right?Besides, I didn't know the reason when I was sent over, so I didn't bring my mobile phone at all.

Just before he set off by the moonlight, he suddenly found that on his left hand, he was still clutching the hospital diagnosis report.

It was the above content that sent him from his peaceful life into the abyss of despair.

After a moment of hesitation, Hu Biao's palms began to exert force.

He quickly crumpled a diagnostic report in his hand into a ball, and after throwing it away, the paper ball flew far away under the blowing of the night wind...

******

Hu Biao, male, from Hunan Province, is an unremarkable single dog in many aspects such as appearance, personal experience, educational background, and family situation.

In three months, he will be 3 years old.

Since almost four years ago, after graduating from an unknown university, Hu Biao has changed several different jobs; the most recent specific job is that of a small clerk in a decoration company in Maocheng.

After deducting the five insurances and one housing fund from the monthly salary, it is about 0.4 W in hand.

Under normal circumstances, he would not expect to earn some people's mouths in his life, that small goal that sounds frivolous.

And it's been 21 years now. Such a share is indeed a little less in income, which makes Hu Biao basically belong to the moonlight clan.

Even many times at the end of the month, you still need to brush Huabei to persist for a while.

But then again, isn't such a state of life a common portrayal of many young people today.

If everything develops according to the normal situation, maybe in three or five years, when Hu Biao is in his thirties, he will successfully find a person who is not very good, but can marry.

In the end, with the help of my parents in my hometown, I paid a down payment for a house in a new real estate in the suburbs of a third-tier city. After marrying a wife and having children, I provided a house and a car, and began the subsequent life process.

It is a pity that Hu Biao should not wait until that day.

Just over a week ago, Hu Biao developed various symptoms without warning, such as anorexia, fatigue, and fever in the early stage, as well as photophobia, hydrophobia, and wind in recent days.

Hu Biao, who was frightened, used WeChat to ask his boss for a leave, and then flew to the hospital.

As for whether the holiday has been approved by the harsh boss, and whether such a small employee's job can be kept, under the threat of small life, Hu Biao doesn't care much anymore.

Because after a detailed inspection and testing in the hospital, all kinds of inspection equipment have gone through a time.

The bald middle-aged deputy chief doctor explained to Hu Biao with a sympathetic tone:

"Young man! I'm sorry to tell you that with the current medical methods, there is no way to cure your disease, not even effective relief and control.

Therefore, in the future, you can continue to be hospitalized, or you can be discharged from the hospital.

Mainly after discharge, at least during the period of remission of symptoms, you can eat whatever you want, and take the time to walk wherever you want.

In short, no matter what unfulfilled wishes you have, you can do your best to fulfill them. "

Poor God!After hearing such a statement, Hu Biao felt that the sky was about to collapse at that moment.

He was like a puppet. During a period of time when he was not sick, he went through the discharge procedures and returned to the rental room to lie down.

During the period, don't mention the work unit. He didn't even notify his parents, relatives, and friends at home.

Otherwise?Is it possible to tell the elderly parents at home that in a few days, the whole village will come to our house for dinner.

After eating the noodles, they sent their only son away with a whimper?

Therefore, Hu Biao, who is currently in such a desperate state, has no fear of the miraculous events that happened to him.

The big fat pig raised at home doesn't have to wait until the Chinese New Year, it can be killed now.

However, after asking himself that he could treat everything calmly, Hu Biao painstakingly climbed up the small dirt slope on the edge of the grove and saw a scene not far away.

He was still stunned, speechless for a while.

Chapter 2 Welcome to the apprentice commander

Hu Biao, who was standing on the top of the small mound, disregarded the various tingling and tingling discomforts caused by the friction between the skin and the weeds in many places on his body.