joke!Dude, I'm like a donkey in the production team. It's been a hard day's work. Shouldn't I just lie down and brush my phone to relax my nervous and tired spirit?
As for things like going to bed, why don't we talk about it after two or three in the middle of the night!
After proficiently opening the app at a certain point on the phone, it took about ten minutes for Yang Dongli to finish reading the two novels he was currently reading. There were only three chapters in total, less than 3. word update.
After scolding a few words in his mouth, he complained about the shortness and powerlessness of the two authors.
Yang Dongli skillfully clicked on a certain military fan forum, and began to look for topics that he was more interested in. Before that, he gave himself a sip of Big Bing Kuo Le, and he happily typed a 'Hiccup~'.
The reason why he chose to join the military fan forum is because Yang Dongli is a senior military fan.
Don't look at Yang Dongli, who is in his 30s now, now he has a weight of 180 jins, and his body is constantly out of shape, and he looks like a greasy uncle.
But more than ten years ago, Yang Dongli, who was still working in the Northern Weapons Company, was definitely a handsome, thin and sturdy little brother.
It is a pity that years are not only a pig-killing knife, but also a high-calorie pig feed.
The handsome little brother of the year, now that he has a wife and two sons, one big and one small, the only thing left with a fat belly is to squirt with people on the Internet, to cherish the memory of his green years. .
For example, does the 81-bar magic gun have the function of hanging up the empty warehouse?
How awesome was the Black Devil Special Forces of Maozi's family back then?
Under normal circumstances, Yang Dongli would not be satisfied until the other party had nothing to say. At this time, it was usually around two o'clock in the middle of the night, and just after a supper, he could sleep peacefully.
But today, everything is a little different.
Yang Dongli, who was holding a mobile phone, quickly turned to a very popular post on the forum; he clicked in and found that he was currently discussing a hypothesis:
If there are a total of 31 netizens, which is about the size of our army's district squad during World War II, with the same weapons and equipment as the district squad, is it possible to take out a small and medium-sized artillery turret from Guizi?
The landlord's ID is quite unfamiliar. At first glance, it is a new account that has not been registered for a long time. After posting, it is hidden.
But under the post, there are indeed a lot of people participating in the discussion, and new replies are constantly appearing.
The problem is that most of the claims are based on the posts listed several Hanyang-made and shotguns, hand grenades made in the border area, and shabby weapons such as broadswords and dart guns.
Even with a home-made explosive bag and thorns, with such a group of rookie netizens, it is absolutely impossible to complete the task.
There are even some yin and yang strange voices shouting, even the district team of the Rabbit family back then could not complete this impossible task.
The so-called records and data in those archives are all falsely fabricated by the Rabbit family.
In other words, even if such a turret was dropped in the past, it was done by means of crowd tactics.
A district squad?Pull it down, at least a team of thousands of people used the method of ant-attached siege to achieve such a victory after I don't know how many people died.
Hey!As soon as he saw the post below, many of the replies were similar to this statement, and Yang Dongli was immediately a little dissatisfied.
Don't these grandsons who can't get up after kneeling for a long time increase others' ambition and destroy their own prestige?
It is also possible that those two dogs with allowances and subsidies are now taking the rhythm again; after 21 years, they still want to take the rhythm, but Lao Yang absolutely refuses.
What happened to the devil's turret?
The devils inside are also some second-line troops, not the most elite group; as long as their thinking does not slip, and there are more ways than difficulties, they can always find a way to take them down.
Besides, among the vast number of netizens, how can they be all rookies.
Like him, Lao Yang, a commanding genius with rich theoretical knowledge and a broad vision, that is, there is no way to travel back to that era.
Otherwise, relying on his cross-generational military theory and knowledge, it would not be a matter of minutes.
Just taking down a devil's turret is a trivial matter.
So, Yang Dongli took the mobile phone and typed with his fingers skillfully and replied, and began to keep telling the facts and reasoning, just to explain a question:
The devil's artillery tower is the same thing, and the data in the post can completely complete the task perfectly.
However, it was the one who sent out a large section of the eloquent reply, without waiting for a good theory with those gangsters.
On Yang Dongli's phone, a big dialog box suddenly popped up: "Are you willing to join this battle, complete this difficult task, and prove that those records are true?"
Below such a sentence, there are two option buttons, Yes and No.
Yang Dongli, who was ready and was planning to have a good fight with someone, didn't even hesitate, just clicked yes.
It was only after the order was finished that he reacted a little:
What the hell!What's the matter, is your phone infected with someone else's virus?Otherwise, it's good, how can there be such a strange pop-up window.
It's a pity that Yang Dongli, who reacted, didn't have time to turn off his mobile phone or open a free antivirus software.
A thing that made Yang Dongli feel extremely frightened just happened.
He found that in his head, a mechanical voice with no emotion suddenly sounded without warning: "Make sure the netizen has accepted the task, and the transmission will start immediately."
In this sudden voice, Yang Dongli instinctively grabbed the trousers on the coffee table with one hand.
You must know that he is still wearing big pants, and the hair on one leg is exposed; no matter where he is sent, the image is too shabby.
As a result, before Yang Dongli had time to grab his pants, the space in front of him was distorted.
In desperation, Yang Dongli could only change his goal and quickly picked up the nearest thing at hand, a pack of 11 yuan of sand cigarettes.
Then his figure disappeared completely, and even the lighter placed on the edge of the sand was too late to take away.
In the master bedroom next door, Yang Dongli's eldest son, who was in kindergarten, and his younger son, who was still nursing, were the daughter-in-law who slept early. No one noticed such a miraculous scene...
At the same time, when Yang Dongli encountered a scene that could not be explained at all with his existing scientific and cultural knowledge, he was not alone.
One lucky one after another, or rather unlucky ones, suddenly disappeared from the world of the modern plane.
For example:
In the warehouse of a state-owned enterprise in Modu, Teng Yifeng, a middle-aged warehouse manager who was working the night shift, just clicked the 'Yes' button with the mouse, and the whole person disappeared.
In a certain city in the northeast region of the same size as the famous city 'Tieling'.
In a rental house in a corner of the city, a single dog who lived alone scolded, and the whole person started an irreversible rapid teleportation.
In a hospital in Chang'an City, the nurses and sisters who were chatting at the nurse station didn't notice at all that the patient on a certain bed had miraculously disappeared.
On the North American continent, a certain Chinese youth named Jason in English grabbed a VR40 shotgun by his side and a full bullet bag when he was teleporting.
However, when he teleported to the past, there was one more sentence in his mind: "The equipment that does not meet the mission world has been detected, and it is being forcibly removed."
Such voices are not unique to Chinese youth.
Many netizens who instinctively held their mobile phones in their hands when they were crossing, almost all received the same mechanical prompt.
"Detected illegally carried electronic products, forcibly stripped~"
In this way, under various circumstances, 30 netizens were summoned to a mission world that even Hu Biao could not explain.
It should be noted that not everyone clicked the 'Yes' button in the previous selection; a small number of them, even if they clicked a 'No' button at that time, the same was called over.
special!This broken system, which still doesn't even know its name, seems to be a bit of a dick.
PS: The netizen 'Yang Dongli' in this article is a professional householder who is the enthusiastic author of Ben Pujie, and the book friend 'See Nanshan on the south side of Nanshan' as a friendly star.
Chapter 4 The mess
It sounds amazing. When the task of the system is released, Hu Biao's head can see a virtual clock with a little attention.
It not only shows the current time, but also the countdown to the end time of the task.
Even a group of netizens who have been summoned will find such a situation with a little attention, knowing how long it will take for them to fail the mission.
And a kind of time when netizens appeared was 11:37 in the evening, which was a countdown to a task in Hu Biao's mind, showing that there were 11 hours and 47 minutes left.
It was also a coincidence that when 30 netizens were summoned, a strong night wind blew over.
You must know that this time in the modern plane is the hottest dog days; all the netizens who were summoned were coincidentally all big men.
Under the high temperature of summer nights, one of them basically wears very little.
Among them, men like Yang Dongli, who wear big trousers and hurdle vests, are a common phenomenon.
There were even four young men with yellow hair, all shirtless at the moment; their vests and T-shirts were hung around their necks and shoulders, respectively.
Letting the chest with the ribs clearly exposed, there are many fancy tattoos on it, which are displayed in front of everyone.
What needs to be explained is that after the holes were punched in multiple positions on the four bodies, the yellow hairs of the metal ornaments were put on, and they appeared together.
Originally, they were drinking in a small park and playing chicken in a team with their mobile phones.
As a result, a dialog box popped up abruptly on one of the mobile phones. After the person randomly clicked No, the four people were sent over in a team like this.
The modified motorcycles around you, the mobile phones in your hands, are all stripped down by the system...
At the same time as a cold wind blew, these coolly dressed gentlemen instantly got goosebumps, and then shuddered almost in unison.
"30 people shivering together, how spectacular~"
Seeing this, Hu Biao immediately spit out such a sentence in his mouth.
The problem is that after he finished complaining, he basically looked around at Hu Biao, and the chill in his heart was even colder than the gust of night wind that just blew.
An endless sad mood suddenly rose in his heart: It's over!Relying on these crooked melons and jujubes in front of them, this mission seems to be out of the question.
The reason why Hu Biao, the trainee commander, had such a very depressing thought.
Mainly because he found out that among the 30 netizens who were summoned, one was a young and strong man.
Among them, the youngest are 4 yellow hairs, who look about 20 years old, and the oldest among the others is almost 40 years old.
There are no little old men with white hair, and little fart children with runny noses.
The problem is that in terms of the social environment and atmosphere of the modern plane, the long-term irregular bodies of these young and middle-aged people definitely do not represent a strong fighting force.
good guy!After looking around at the people who came, Hu Biao had a bunch of good guys in his heart.
First of all, when the four yellow hairs were looking around at the moment, they almost wrote the word 'arrogant' on their faces, which was a little bit arrogant and coaxing.
But Hu Biao knew very well that no matter how vicious these yellow-haired people were, could they compare to serious devils?
Don't be funny, they are just scaring the ordinary people of the modern plane.
It was really against a professionally trained devil. These four little yellow hairs whose bodies had already collapsed long ago, are not a devil's opponent when they are bundled together.
Secondly, after a lot of netizens were sent over, they are basically in a state of ignorance.
Therefore, in such a state, the body will involuntarily show the most real appearance; to be precise, it is a beer belly, big or small, with a slightly hunched back, which looks so dazzling.
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