[Isn't it cute not to wear pants? 】
"Why are you starting to tease me about this, whether there are such pants or not, in one sentence?"
[No, but there are remnants of "Su Nu Reincarnation Kung Fu", the power that the kung fu should have is gone, only the effect of making your body smaller. 】
"Plain Girl Reincarnation", why does this exercise sound familiar?
"Is it expensive?"
[Send it to you, change quickly. 】
"...?"
Chapter 190 The fourth wife is really moist
Because it is only a remnant of practice, the content is relatively small, and the effect of becoming smaller is placed in this exercise, which is still a part of the side effect, and it is easier to practice.
Chu Mingkong, who was originally very talented in cultivation, quickly took the side effects of "rejuvenating his youth" as the main text of his cultivation.
"What kind of exercise is this? It will also bring such side effects..."
However, when one thinks that some exercises still require the body of a child or a virgin, or that the cows have to be squatted, becoming a child does not seem to be a big problem.
After writing the "Tao Te Ching" silently, Chu Mingkong took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, and first tried the side effects of the "Su Nu Reincarnation Kung Fu". When the kung fu was running, his bones cracked, and his figure gradually couldn't support the wide body. The clothes, in the blink of an eye, changed back to the "boy worshiping Buddha" body not long ago.
"That's right, I can give Fengying a surprise later, so as to save her from having so much resentment, and after being transformed by this exercise, it will not affect my cultivation level." Chu Mingkong looked his body up and down, his gaze Focusing on a certain part that failed to transform, he asked wordlessly: "Good mother, can you tell me why some parts didn't change back?"
Last time, it was because of the power of extreme yang that Chu Mingkong's body was not childish. This time, his power of extreme yang was not wasted in such a place.
[Remnants, the side effects also follow the remnants, and once you turn into a child, it will take half a day for the side effects of "Pure Girl Reincarnation Technique" to disappear, and you can return to a normal body. 】
This explanation is perfunctory enough...but it doesn't matter much that you can't change back at will.
In this world, the only thing that can make him fear when he becomes smaller is the decline in strength. Since his cultivation is not affected, how does his body size affect him?
"Clothes... I haven't found my children's trousers yet. Forget it. Let's wear a large piece of clothing as a robe. The trousers will disappear sooner or later, so don't worry about wearing them!"
Xiao Yunhan's aura reappeared in the courtyard, and Chu Mingkong, who was standing on a chair, looked out of the window, and Chu Mingkong's expression was struck by lightning, as if he had seen something terrible
——The beautiful woman with big breasts who just finished taking the medicine from him accompanied Xiao Yunhan.
Xiao Yunhan walked two steps faster to the door of the room, made a gesture to invite in, and said apologetically:
"Master, I'm really sorry. You have to dodge and avoid the Xiao family when you come to visit this disciple. The situation in this disciple's family is really complicated."
...Master? !
Is this person Yunhan's master? !
I only heard the beautiful woman shake her head lightly, and said lightly:
"It's all small things, it's irrelevant, the first thing is to do what you think you should do, and you live here alone?"
Could it be that he wanted to kill him and let Yunhan take his life!
And it can't go back now!
"There is also the stupid brother Chu Mingkong, and his companions, but several of his companions are out, and he is the only one in the small courtyard for the time being. I will let him come out to greet the master." Saying that, Xiao Yunhan walked in room, said: "Ming Kong, come out."
But no one responded.
Xiao Yunhan looked in the direction of the copybook, there was no one there, only wet ink and paper left on the table.
What about people, went out?
But wasn't there a figure at the window just now?
Shen Xuejun saw that no one responded from Xiao Yunhan's side, so he guessed that Chu Mingkong didn't dare to see anyone and ran away.
She has a lustful heart but no guts, she spoke up for Ruyu so loudly before, but now she doesn't even dare to meet her?
When she came here this time, she wanted to ask Yunhan face to face what kind of child he had become now, so that Yunhan would not be implicated and influenced by him in the future.
The beautiful woman moved her ears and heard the sound of tiles moving. The figure disappeared in place and appeared at the place where the sound came from.
In the corner of the courtyard wall, a boy wearing ill-fitting clothes fell to the ground. It seemed that the clothes were too long and he was knocked down. When he sensed her approach, the boy's body stiffened and he didn't dare to move. His head was buried under the clothes. .
"Put your head out."
Shen Xuejun's voice sounded, but Chu Mingkong wanted to reply: Can you show your head off?
He just thought that even if he gets smaller, he will be fearless, but he didn't expect that the lady would kill him in the blink of an eye, and he didn't expect that she was Yun Han's master.
It seems that she should have met him before, and just now at Ruyu Mansion, she recognized him through the extremely dark aura of the abyss wound.
Forget it, there's nothing to hide, there's nothing he can't dare to admit to what he has done, but it's hard for Yunhan to explain.
Xiao Yunhan followed Shen Xuejun's footsteps, and saw Xiao Mingkong, whose head was buried under his clothes like an ostrich.
"Why did you change back again?" Xiao Yunhan was a little surprised in his tone.
It even uses "change back", as if this is what he should be like.
"I found a remnant of a kung fu and practiced it for a while, and something went wrong, and I accidentally became smaller."
Chu Mingkong got up, adjusted his clothes and appearance, although he was still loose, he stood upright, his face was cramped, with a bit of despair.
"...Yunhan, what should I call this senior?"
Xiao Yunhan hesitated for a moment, it would not be good to call her Master after her.Because Chu Mingkong himself has a master, and this title is very serious. If outsiders call him a master at will, it is tantamount to disrespecting the original master.
Shen Xuejun's expression showed no joy or anger, she said:
"Your master Zuo Qiuchi used to offend me by talking flamboyantly. If you call me madam, you can call me mistress."
Super... After the master offended her, the apprentice followed suit. What a crime!
What do you mean by this, do you want to settle Zuo Qiuchi's account with him?
Chu Mingkong knelt down on the spot, bang bang bang a few times.
Xiao Yunhan was puzzled: "Ming Kong, you are..."
"I didn't know that this is Yunhan, your master, somewhere else..."
Before Chu Mingkong finished confessing his mistakes, Shen Xuejun interrupted him and said:
"He doesn't know the identity of this seat. When he went out to investigate information, he unintentionally offended this seat. It's a trivial matter, let's not worry about it for now."
Uh, is this going to let him go?But the word "temporary" of "don't worry about it for now".
Seeing that Shen Xuejun didn't pursue it, Xiao Yunhan thought it wasn't a big deal, maybe it was just a verbal offense, so she apologized for Chu Mingkong.
"It turns out that Master and that guy Zuo Qiuchi also have a rift, so when she comes back, let's clean up the pair of master and apprentice together. Master, let's sit in the room first."
Entering the house together, Chu Mingkong was very anxious, he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of "Master", but it was always right to seize the opportunity to please.
He took out the "Tao Te Ching" he had just written silently, offered it with both hands, and said:
"This is a meeting gift for Mrs. Mistress, I will give it as an apology next time, please accept it!"
Chapter 190 Five Conditions to Be His Master
Shen Xuejun guessed that this book should be prepared by Chu Mingkong to thank Fangcai for his crime. The so-called meeting ceremony was just to deal with Xiao Yunhan's side, lest Xiao Yunhan ask him how he offended him.
When I took the book, the ink on it was still wet, so it was obviously new.
"What a big tone, dare to call yourself the "Tao Te Ching"? Is it the Tao Te Ching, or the Dao Jing and the Te Ching?" Shen Xuejun only glanced at the book cover, and commented like this.
Regardless of whether it is the former or the latter, they are quite arrogant. What kind of moral person dares to write and teach people morality?A person who has realized what Tao and virtue can teach people "Tao" and "Virtue"?
Chu Mingkong didn't dare to answer randomly, "Tao Te Ching", his wisdom level is difficult to evaluate this scripture.The association with outstanding young women and aunts in his previous life taught him a very important truth-it is easy to let him boast and be pretentious in front of unfamiliar but outstanding young aunts. The other party was disgusted, even if it was a joke.
Those who can be moved by exaggerated words can only be people of a fairly average level.
"This book was written by an old man named Li Er. When the younger generation went fishing in the past, an old man borrowed the younger generation to watch it. He thought it was wonderful, but it was hard to tell where it was, so the younger generation memorized it." Chu Chu Ming Kong said respectfully.
"It's not the Xiling Teahouse this time?" Xiao Yunhan asked.
"I want to say that the teahouse is also a teahouse in the capital city. It is in Xiling now. What if you really go to check it..."
Shen Xuejun only read a few pages before noticing that Xiao Yunhan was going to hold the boy in her arms. She said to her apprentice:
"Yunhan, give me Mingkong a hug."
"?" Xiao Yunhan wondered, "Why, Master?"
"This book is extraordinary, but the sentences are slightly different from our speech habits. It seems that Mingkong knows the specific sentences of this book, so let him read them out."
There are no punctuation marks in this book, and the entire content is coherent.
欢?.迎:进?:入,,【?希?儿"的;图.书'馆!;】.7?"4"6.0'9"4!0.:7"6.: "外,'群.1'0"9,:0',2!!5;1.5""7,'6
Shen Xuejun took the boy and hugged him on his lap. The Tao Te Ching was opened in front of him, signaling him to start reading. The jade finger fell on the first word, and he moved to the next word after reading one word.
This scene is quite joyful, as if a mature and dignified elder is urging the child to study.
But Chu Mingkong had a little difficulty treating this teacher's wife as an ordinary elder. His first impression of her was her verbal warning.
Sitting in her plump arms at this moment, the sweet and waxy body fragrance wafted out of his nostrils, the plump snow mass on the back of his head was soft and soft, his legs were plump and smooth, ordinary contact was already rare This kind of feeling seems to be able to compete with the dog queen and Aunt Gu.
Chu Mingkong put aside his charming thoughts, quickly calmed down, and recited the content of "Tao Te Ching" for her. It was only five thousand words, whether it was fast or slow.
However, the expressions of Shen Xuejun and Xiao Yunhan gradually become solemn and serious. The full text is more than 81 words, [-] chapters, each chapter has only one or two sentences, but it covers many principles such as self-cultivation and governing the country. It is all-encompassing and profound!
It seems that every chapter has been tasted briefly, but in the ears of people like them who have a lot of experience, every word is very clear.
Although the full text has nothing to do with the practice of exercises, but a person who can have such broad insights, how can he be a great talent?
Moreover, the practice itself is also cultivating one's own thoughts. If one can clearly understand the truth of this, and have a cognition of everything, it is also possible to feed back the practice in the state of mind.
Chu Mingkong heard two unaltered filial piety reminders ringing in his mind, one from his sister, and one from the beautiful mature woman who was hugging him, both of which are thousands of shares smaller, I don't know why This book is too special because of the system breakthrough.
If there is feedback of filial piety, then the mistress should accept his apology, right?
"Who is Li Er, why have I never heard of it?" Shen Xuejun asked seriously.
"I don't know, the old fisherman said that he was a sage outside the sky."
"The sages outside the sky... Then it seems that there really is a realm beyond the sky in this world, it is really a miracle!" Shen Xuejun sighed, this should be the most obvious mood swing of Chu Mingkong since seeing her.
"The old man said something else to you?" Xiao Yunhan said.
Now that Chu Mingkong is enlightened, he will stop talking about the Xiling Teahouse in the future, and just talk about the fishing old man!
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