The Dead Man Thinks This Should Not Be Done

Dead Sauce thinks this should not be done Author: Demon God of Darkness

【brief introduction】

Dead and inexplicably summoned to the world of Honkai Impact 3 as a dead man?What?And other dead people came here too?Online game mode?You want us to fight Valkyrie?And beat other dead men and lawyers?Either do the mission or die?

Can I quit?cannot!

Want us little dead warriors who were killed by the Valkyrie to fight the Valkyrie, the anti-entropy mecha, and the Herrscher?Are we fighting collapse 3 or are we fighting Sekiro? !

I suspect that you are not the broken will, you are the main god, right? !

Want our bunch of dead people to die again and drag us from one hell to another?The devil is not like you!

I... No, some of our works are just some obscure dead tricks, why do we have to bear the weight that life can't bear? !

Chapter 1 So is this OL or God of Death?

On the rooftop of a building, a figure standing on the ground stood up.

She felt a little dizzy now, covering her head and sitting on the ground blankly.

who I am?where am I?What am I going to do?

She feels a little out of place in her head now.

He looked at his surroundings subconsciously, and then looked down at his body.

He stood up from the ground and raised his hand to look.

Gray skin, wearing a glove on the left and the right, no... the left hand is a black glove, the right seems to be a white gauntlet?The black glove on the left hand has orange on it.yellow.It was a strange substance with a color similar to a strip of cloth. The glove wrapped the palm of the hand, exposing the entire pale left arm; the gauntlet of the right hand was relatively long, covering almost the entire front half of the arm until the elbow joint, and it was also covered with orange.yellow.The unknown substance of color, turned the back of the hand, the palm was facing up, and found that this side still only covered the palm, and at the back were two black straps connecting the hand armor, which seemed to be a special substance that was like cloth but not. thing.

After watching for a while, he put down his hand and looked down at Jio.

Short boots with black and orange, but they do not wrap the feet on the torso, as if they are not very tight and may fall off, but they are also tight at the ankles, so don't worry about the shoes falling off so easily .

Slowly moving up, I looked at my legs. There was almost no cover on my legs from thigh to calf. No wonder I felt cold from the beginning; except for an orange like a scar on my right leg.yellow.In addition to the colored scars, there is a layer of white objects on the thighs like armor.

It feels a little familiar...  

Pick up the clothes and look.

Black short-sleeved clothing, but the bottom is longer, the whole is like a one-piece short skirt, the color of the short skirt includes black, white and orange.yellow.Color, there is a zipper-like decoration at the hem, if you pull it, it is indeed an decoration, you can't pull it at all, and this dress is still a high collar, touch it, there are two balls on both sides of the collar. 's object.

Emmmmm.....a little cute style?

I tug on it again, but the clothes are too close to the body and too tight, and it seems that I can't take them off. What should I do if I take a shower in the future?

I don't know why, I thought of this subconsciously.

Looking down and looking around again, there is a black with orange beside it.yellow.Scythe.

"..."

The familiar feeling is even heavier.

Picking up the sickle and taking two steps, he frowned in discomfort.

The scythe is a large scythe. The whole scythe is erected even more than his own height. It is extremely unpleasant to wave this kind of thing as a weapon, let alone use it flexibly?The structure of the upper part of the scythe makes it impossible to hold the tip upright like other long-handed weapons, but only the upper part of the scythe for attacking is downward, and it even feels like it will scratch your feet if you don't pay attention. .

This thing is really not suitable for use as a weapon, but forget it, this is the only guy in hand right now.

Picking up the front part of the sickle to ensure a relatively balanced left and right weight, walked to the edge of the building and looked downstairs.

His eyes widened a little in an instant.

Downstairs is a small black spot that cannot be seen clearly, and some strange large creatures that are very familiar to him.

The pink and white body, as well as the different appearances, are undoubtedly the specialty of the world of Honkai 3, the Honkai Beast!

ah?ah?ah? ? ? ! ! ! ! !What the fuck? !

She understood that she was traveling to the world of Honkai Impact 3?

No wonder he looks so familiar in his attire, so she is the slain lady? !

Leaving the edge of the roof, he silently walked to the intersection where he went down, sat on the ground, and began to think with his sober brain.

First of all, how did you get through?

It seems that he is already dead, remember that he was accidentally hit by two fat brothers who were fighting on the edge of the corridor, and then fell downstairs to his death?

So why are you so unlucky?

Cursing the two fat brothers, he began to think about the next plan.

First of all, according to the usual practice, whether there is wood or not, call the system first.

"System, zaima?"

"Yes, Honkai customer service 186 is here to serve you wholeheartedly. Do you have any questions for distinguished players?" A gentle female voice appeared in my mind.

Really?

"Excuse me, why did I come to the world of Beng 3, and why did it become like this?"

Almost say why?

"Dear player, hello, it's like this, in this universe, Honkai gave birth to the second will, and in order to compete with the first will for the universe, some dead people were summoned from the outer universe as the dead man. into this world."

so?The dead lady nodded.

So it's actually the Honkai second will that summoned the dead self into this world?And it's not just me?Next, maybe I will send some quests to these people. Looking at the name of this player, is it like an online game?

"So it means that we are all players? To complete the task? Can we still upgrade? Like game players?"

"Yes."

"So what level can you upgrade to in the end? For example, the combat power is comparable to the Herrscher?"

"OK."

The affirmative answer made her heart beat faster.

Breathe in and calm down.

"What about other players? How do we communicate?"

"Just concentrate on opening the chat room in your mind."

She calmly opened the chat room and looked at the chat records of the chat room.

-------------chatroom----------------

Charming young lady: Hey~!Jiujiu, are you coming to face Ji~?

Tian Qijiu: Impossible, you are in the far east, I am in North America, we can't meet, and even if we meet, I can't come to you!

Charming young lady: Why~!

Tiansakijiu: I don't know why, but I always feel that you are a very dangerous person.

The charming lady: Huh? !impossible!

Favorite Ruby: I said is it really good for you to have water in the chat room all day long?Isn't it good to have time to fight monsters and level up? !damn it!Don't you have to use Honkai Energy Crystals in the Tiantian Shui Group? !

Atari's server: I think it's okay to take a break from the water group.

Nintendo World No. [-]: Yes, I also feel that there is no need to keep brushing all day and night like going to work.

Charming young lady: That's it~ that's it~, and we can only rely on this chat room to communicate now~, everyone is not together~, it's very lonely to be alone~, if you have time, do you want to come to me? What about Mian Ji?

Are you the captain too? : Hold on, don't listen, say goodbye!

Atari's server: No, no, can't find it is a problem, the world is so big, we are only 9...10 people now.

Charming young lady: Eh~? !

---------------Dividing line----------------

Touching his chin, it seems to be so interesting?

Although it is in the form of an online game, it seems that there are only 10 players now, and they are still scattered all over the world. So now it is similar to playing a single player?

A little bit of understanding.

She suddenly lit up!

and many more!They chat...in Chinese? !

"Why are they chatting in Chinese?"

"Because we require the official language to be Chinese."

"Why? Because Honkai Second Will feels particularly good to Chinese people?"

"No, it's just that Chinese is more difficult, so the production team of Honkai Second Will thinks that it should be in Chinese."

"..."

Yes, in terms of international languages, Chinese is indeed the most difficult. Although I don't think that as a Chinese, it seems that linguists are indeed very difficult to speak Chinese?

Mom? !Is this production team a little poisonous? !

I took a deep breath.

"Then how should I study Chinese? What about those who can speak Chinese?"

"Learning Chinese for the first time is free, but additional fees are required for later learning. Those who can speak Chinese can choose other languages ​​to study, which is the same as learning Chinese."

He nodded expressionlessly.

Fairly reasonable?

"And what about the fees?"

"The extra charge is 100 Honkai Energy Crystals once, which is a very low standard in terms of income."

Is it?Are the charges reasonable?

"So, how else can customer service help?"

"Customer service has the ability to open shopping malls and chat rooms, provide the name and area of ​​the city, as well as some map inquiries, shallow question answers and time-of-day reminders."

"Just like that? No minimap and enemy location reminders?"