All the Female Apprentices Want to Kill Me

"Brother, look at this, it's amazing, the shadow can move!"

"It's a shadow play."

"So it's called this, huh? What is this? It looks delicious."

Seeing that Shan Wuque casually picked up a candied date-like thing from the peddler's stall and stuffed it into his mouth, Su Bei quickly walked up to her buttocks to pay.

Because it was daytime, there were not many fireworks shows, lanterns and the like, but there were quite a few teahouses and restaurants for guessing charades.

His prodigal apprentice was obviously interested in guessing crossword puzzles, so he dragged Su Bei to a very strange teahouse over there.

Jianniang's face was flushed red, she didn't dare to say a word, and silently followed behind them.

Along the way, I saw many people waving newspapers, shouting:

"Sell newspapers, sell newspapers! Wuhuaque publishes professional newspapers!"

"Wudaokou Newspaper! Buy one and get one free..."

"Yuan Dayuan pushes with all his heart, the forbidden love between a fairy and a witch!"

"..."

Su Bei frowned. Are there so many newspapers now that they are sold on the street?

Walking over with a hint of doubt, he patted that person on the shoulder. There was a hint of joy in that person's eyes, and he said with full expectation:

"Sir, do you want to buy a newspaper? It's cheap..."

Su Bei asked for a newspaper, folded it up and put it in his pocket, then asked:

"Strange, isn't this newspaper very popular? Why are you reduced to selling it on the street? Wasn't it impossible to grab it before?"

The man wiped the sweat on his forehead casually, and said a little depressed:

"Hey! Who's to say it's not? A few days ago there was still a rush to grab it, but suddenly no one bought it these days."

He folded the handful of newspapers and put them in his arms, afraid of being soaked by snow, he continued:

"The previous newspapers have always sold well. Although there are many editions, everyone can make money!"

"It turned out that just a few days ago, that Xingyuezong didn't know what was going on, and suddenly came up with something called a push bar!"

"What kind of membership system is there? You can post everything you want to say on it, and show it to everyone. It seems to be called Moments? And this push column is only available in Xingyuezong now. What did you do there? member......"

"Damn it! If you let me know who came up with the idea of ​​killing the whole family, I will definitely chop him to pieces!!"

"..."

With a strange expression on his face, Su Bei quietly slipped away without a trace.

谷懮

——After a long circle, is the big sinner still himself?

But there was a hint of comfort in my heart!deserve it!Let you sects pirate!

Following the Prodigal Apprentice into that strange teahouse, Su Bei was immediately attracted by the large plaque placed in the middle of the entire teahouse. It was covered with large grids, and there was a female disciple of Xingyue Sect on it. He introduced to the people in the hall as if something happened:

"Pushing bars!! It was born to push the waves!"

"This is the latest project that our Xingyue Sect has invested in to benefit the people. In this world where immortals are different, does the indifference between people make you feel isolated and helpless? Do you feel like a clown? , didn’t care? No one loves! No one loves you! No one wants to listen to you!”

"But the push column published by our Xingyue Sect just solved this problem for everyone. Let's take a look at the first news on the push column."

"This was posted by a person named Hate Er Yin Zui. He wrote: I work hard every day, why am I still called short by others? "The female apprentices all want to kill me" at the end of the Chinese website It’s the first release, I hope everyone can give support and make up tickets, the author is going to starve to death!”

"This is just an ordinary mortal, but with the help of my Xingyue Sect, he has successfully let the whole world hear his voice! We can all make our own voices, as long as you are a member! As long as you Buy Xingyuezong genuine newspaper..."

"..."

After the female disciple of Xingyue Sect finished speaking, the crowd in the whole hall erupted instantly, and they all raised their hands and shouted:

"Me! I want to be a member! I want to speak out to the world!"

"I still have two old sows and two acres of land. I want to find a wife... a widow? Do you want a husband?"

"..."

Xiao Ruoqing turned her head and looked at Su Bei with a look of shock in her eyes. Of course she knew that Master had come up with this idea.

Su Bei nodded in satisfaction. It seems that his plan should be implemented well. He waved his hand casually and led the prodigal apprentice to guess the charades.

On the street full of voices and complicated flow of people, Xiao Ruoqing was suddenly stopped by a fortune teller.

An old man with half-closed eyes glanced at the four people in Subei half-closed, then looked at Xiao Ruoqing deeply and said:

"This girl, you are doomed to have a catastrophe!"

Xiao Ruoqing's heart became entangled in an instant, her eyes looked at the old man in front of her with some doubts, she swallowed, and when she was about to speak, Su Bei came over with a smile on her face and asked

Push a book "The Empress's micro-interview directly wins and becomes an apprentice"

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Chapter 150 The sixth is to be your boyfriend... the brother is also very happy

Warm light shone on the peach tree. Hearing Shan Wulan's words, Mo Li was stunned and looked at the peach tree in front of him.

Is this the tree Master planted for her?

How could that person have the leisure to plant such a thing?Is there any moral?Or is he eyeing this woman's talent?

Unknowingly, there was a bit of indescribable meaning in the eyes, and the jade fingers tightly clutched the brocade quilt in his hand.

My current strength is still very low, and this Ninth Master Uncle is a bit too far away for me now.

Without arguing with her, he bit his lips and took a step back, the gloom in his heart seemed to have deepened a lot.

Shan Wulan's cold eyes glanced at Mo Li lightly, saw the brocade quilt that Mo Li was holding in his hand, which had been blown by the wind and almost turned into ice-dry, and walked forward.

Mo Li took a step back subconsciously, his crystal jade toes left two deep footprints on the snow, and said in a low voice:

"Nephew understands..."

"Uncle, please."

With a cold snort in my heart, I endured it for a while before I could...

Just as he was thinking, he saw a jade hand stretched towards him. Mo Li was startled and wanted to avoid it sideways.

What is this Uncle Ninth going to do?

But he found that the brocade quilt in his hand had been dragged away by Shan Wulan. After a burst of mist-like spiritual energy, the ice and snow on the brocade quilt melted, and it was still soft.

—— Shan Wulan casually stuffed the quilt into Mo Li's hands, there was still a trace of warmth on it:

"You can go."

After a pause, he opened his mouth again:

"Gu doesn't like you, but you are his apprentice."

Turning around without looking at Mo Li, he picked up the water bottle and watered the peach trees on his own.

Seeing Shan Wulan's concentrated face, Mo Li held the brocade quilt, pursed his lips and didn't know what to say, and mulled for a while and said:

"Thank you, Uncle Jiu."

Turn away.

......

Snow City.

It has been almost a whole day of shopping, and the sky is gradually getting dark.

After visiting many big stores such as Wanqingzhai, Su Bei bought an unknown amount of clothes along the way, as well as some things that he seemed to be able to use.

The Shangyuan Festival at night is the real Shangyuan Festival.

There are countless lanterns hanging high on both sides of the official road. Although it is night, it is brightly illuminated everywhere.

The dim light illuminated the entire sky, and under the orange light, Shan Wuque's face was dyed a layer of intoxicating blush, and he stared blankly at the various performances in front of him.

Traffic is busy, people are crowded, fireworks are as dazzling as fireworks, walking on stilts, rowing dry boats, dancing lions...

"Brother, there are so many lanterns here!"

At night, the faces of the four people were illuminated by brightly lit lanterns, and the sweet smell of rice cakes was mixed in the air.

Maybe it's because the temperament of the three women is too prominent, and there are always people with good intentions along the way who want to come forward and try to chat with a few people.

But whenever he walked over, he would suddenly be in a trance, and then scratched his head and said to himself:

"Strange? What did I come here for?"

"Oh! So I wanted to go to the bathroom, why did I take off my pants in front of so many people?"

"..."

Seeing this scene, Shan Wuque grinned and said with a smile:

"Brother, you are really bad!"

Su Bei smiled, looking at the joy on the face of his junior sister, he muttered in his heart, today, he must be a flower protector.

Xiao Ruoqing's eyes were looking around, looking at a hot booth not far away, her eyes lit up, she stretched out her hand and grabbed the dazed Jianniang, then ran over there, and said :

"Look, that's a mask!"

Looking at the Prodigal Apprentice and Jian Niang running towards that side, Su Bei's mouth showed a trace of tenderness.

This kind of life is what I want, what is the purpose of cultivating immortals?Isn't it just being able to enjoy the warmth with the one you love?

"Master—"

When he came back to his senses, not far away, the prodigal apprentice was waving at him.

Su Bei smiled and waved hello.

Then his eyes passed through the layers of figures, and he saw a family of three smiling through the crowd, riding on Dad's neck, holding a bunch of marshmallows in his hand with a blushing face, and asked softly:

"happy?"