All the Female Apprentices Want to Kill Me

Move carefully, sprinkle it in the chicken soup very evenly and delicately,

Then he took dreamy steps, flashed Bu Lingbuling's big eyes, and looked at Subei with sincerity and anticipation.

"Master, drink chicken soup!"

"It's a beautiful thing to drink chicken soup..."

"..."

thump!

After Xiao Ruoqing put the chicken soup on the table, the whole person fell to the ground.

North Jiangsu: "..."

......

Subei looked at Xiao Ruoqing, who fell to the ground and was drunk with a black line.

He glanced at the empty wine bottle on the table again.

Frowning, he raised his chin gently, and he couldn't help but fall into a moment of contemplation.

Could it be that all the apprentices will put laxatives in the chicken soup when they see the master?

But that's too bright, isn't it?

Not hidden at all?

Could it be that this apprentice of your own is an apprentice with the attributes of being aloof, natural, and black-bellied?

"Hey......"

Subei sighed with some head pain.

Then, he hugged Xiao Ruoqing who was lying on the ground.

The soft and warm touch instantly spread all over Subei's body.

Subei coughed lightly and kept talking in his mind.

Well, this is my apprentice!

This is my apprentice!

"Bah!"

It seemed that she felt that she was being picked up by Subei, and the woman in her arms murmured.

Then he put his arms around Subei's neck and handed his red lips up.

At this angle, as long as North Jiangsu gently bows his head, the beautiful scenery can all come into view.

Qingcheng's face was a little more drunk, but the words in his mouth made Subei feel awkward.

"Master...Master, hehe..."

"Master, why are you still not dead..."

"Master, when did you die..."

"..."

Subei turned his head back, his eyes looked up to the sky, trying not to look down at the suet nephrite peak, and sighed faintly.

This female apprentice seems to have a brain problem?

Could it be that there is also a sickly attribute?

At this moment, above the sky, a rapid sound of breaking the sky came, accompanied by an undisguised, upright, deafening sound that resounded throughout the entire Bujian Peak.

From far away, Subei can smell the familiar smell of wine.

"Five senior brothers! Hiccup!"

"Junior brother is here to bring wine..."

"belch......"

Chapter 7 A Bowl of Chicken Soup

Subei closed his eyes in despair.

Try not to look at the ugly face that hurriedly flew towards him.

Then he sighed softly and looked at Xiao Ruoqing with a drunk face in his arms.

It's okay to have such an apprentice with a problem in his head... How can there be such a junior brother Jiu Mengzi who only has wine in his head?

Above Bujian Peak, Jun Wuxie looked at Subei expectantly, then turned around and landed on the ground.

Nose sniffed sharply, frowned and said:

"Senior Brother Five, why is there such a strong smell of wine?"

"Are you secretly drinking behind my back?"

"..."

Then Jun Wu Xie blinked and looked at Subei, rubbed his hands together, and clapped the wine jar in his hand vigorously.

Subei looked at Jun Wuxie expressionlessly, Xiao Ruoqing in her arms seemed to have heard the "bang bang bang" of the wine jar that Jun Wu Xie was afraid of.

He frowned, snorted, found a very comfortable position in Subei's arms, and pouted.

"Ha, ha, ha."

Hearing the voice, Jun Wuxie saw the woman in Subei's arms, with a very understanding expression on his face:

"Tsk tsk tsk, I can't believe that Fifth Senior Brother likes to play this one..."

"Although the junior brother really wanted to turn around immediately and not disturb the senior brother's work, it was really a problem with alcohol."

"So where is the water of life that claims to be enchanted by three thousand gods and Buddhas?"

"..."

Subei pouted towards the empty bottle on the table and said:

"It was originally a full bottle, wasn't it drunk by my apprentice?"

"She was so drunk as soon as I came back."

"..."

Jun Wu Xie turned pale in shock, then looked at Subei angrily and said:

"Senior Brother Fifth, if you don't want to give it to Junior Brother, just say it!"

"Why make such a straightforward and mindless excuse."

"As long as your apprentice grows a head, you can smell the smell of wine, and if I guessed correctly, this is the female apprentice you just received!"

"How could a female apprentice who has just been apprentice touch the things of the master?"

"You just don't want to give it!"

"Break your word! Maybe your drunken female apprentice is the new trick you want to play, you plan to taste..."

"..."

Subei rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to Jun Wuxie. Holding Xiao Ruoqing in his arms, he planned to walk towards the cottage.

After all, in the eyes of an idiot, whatever he does will be regarded as an excuse.

Do I have to tell him that as soon as I came back, I found my apprentice drunk and smiling, holding a large iron pot with chicken soup in his hand, and putting laxatives in it as if nothing had happened?

Seeing that Subei didn't explain, Jun Wuxie snorted coldly.

Then he put the wine jar in his hand on the ground and said viciously:

"Senior Brother Fifth! I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"I understand you today."

"You're just a small belly, disgusting, unconventional, snake-hearted, delusional, flies and dogs..."

"..."

Subei shrugged, feeling the warm jade body wriggling in his arms, and the jade arm tightly restraining his neck, and sneered:

"It was drunk by my apprentice."

"Believe it or not, the wine is gone, you can go."

"I don't know who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead after being frightened by Senior Sister."

"..."

Jun Wu Xie glared at Subei, and then, under Subei's gaze, he took the small bottle that was empty on the table and took a greedy sniff.

"Ah! It's delicious."

A look of intoxication.

suddenly!

A bowl of chicken soup with a perfect color and a faint aroma caught Jun Wu Xie's eyes.

Exudes a very attractive luster!

The chicken butt that had been through thousands of hardships lying peacefully in the bowl was right in the center.

Jun Wu Xie hurried over and looked at the bowl of chicken soup.

Look at the slightly red chicken buttocks.

Then he took a deep breath and said in shock:

"This...this is the phoenix feather chicken!"

Senior brother is already rich enough to make soup with this kind of fetish?

hateful!

Obviously, he promised himself that he would give himself the bottle of water of life that shocked three thousand gods and Buddhas.