The Hardest Bone Will Eventually Feed Wang

"Xiaolin-san, it's not enough for you to have my help, and Ms. Lingmeng to help you communicate with the dead, Mr. Bucky to help you track and search information, and Elma. There are so many in the bowl, how can you still look at it? In the pot."

Thor yelled anxiously, and Xiao Lin was choked so much that he sprayed coffee all over her face.

"Don't make me sound like a slutty nympho, Maid Baga!!"

Because of the money, everyone's breakfast is rich and varied, almost catching up with the president's set meal, especially a certain witch and a certain honest dragon. The centimeter-high meal makes people feel like looking at the Leaning Tower of Pisa, for fear that the next moment will be lost.

Elma, on the other hand, ordered everything the same, and there were especially a lot of desserts in the early morning, the kind that others would feel full without having to eat, so Xiaolin only ordered a cup of coffee.

Yesterday, she had a lot to say but was interrupted by that bald head, which made her lose her appetite at all, and only thought about how to find that old man.

It's not just because of the female high school student, Xiao Lin can't accept the values ​​of this old man, sacrificing his relatives and friends for the great cause is already putting the cart before the horse.

Just as she was staring at the coffee in her hand, she found a little girl sitting down on an empty seat, wearing a gothic dress, and the pair of blue eyes that occupied more than a quarter of her entire face. The big eyes look very cute, and the exposed skin is even more delicate, but this little girl directly devours the breakfast on the table in an extremely indecent manner.

She even snatched the blueberry mousse from Elma's hand, and the well-behaved dragon lady let out a pitiful whimper.

"It's you! Froya!"

Astolfo exclaimed.

"Yo, bitch, long time no see, you are even cuter."

This cute and rude loli grinned and flashed her small canine teeth at him as a greeting.

"Although I don't mind being cute, but in fact, I think as a boy, it's more appropriate for you to praise me for being handsome. I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard that you went to Antarctica with Princess Orochi?"

Astolfo asked while sweating.

"Are you handsome? I'm sorry, I didn't find out. If you are handsome, no girl is in heat with you. On the way I came, I saw a dead fat man at the other table who was in heat with you. He used that fat pig's tongue on his phone I lick your Lie, so I think cuteness is more suitable for you."

Froya, as always, had a venomous tongue, danced, danced and moved with emotion, and Astolfo's smile had a tear-jerking poignancy.

"As for the long time no see, it's not because of the will of my supreme Majesty Rodriguez. He made me the jailer of the Serpentine Princess and has been monitoring her in Antarctica. It was not easy for the Serpentine Princess to participate in the Holy Grail War period, so he asked me to help Ellie Sith controlled the weather, and after the fight, he asked me to go back to the castle of the Horn Blowing Company to study new spells, and I was not allowed to come out until today."

Although Froya was full of admiration when she chanted Baixian's stinky and long name, she still couldn't stop her resentment when she chanted it.

"I was finally summoned today, thinking that I could finally follow my supreme Majesty Rodriguez, but His Majesty Rodriguez actually asked me to help you! What can I do by your side? I want to follow my My supreme Majesty Rodriguez. Ah, that white bone, that terrifying fire, the awe-inspiring tall figure, and the trembling breath of death, if I let me lick and kiss again, then Really have no regrets in this life.”

"Ah, here it is, a real slut has appeared."

Kang Na pointed at Froya with her chopsticks and complained, and the others in the room nodded almost subconsciously.

Kobayashi covered her head with black lines all over her head, and roughly understood the reason why Baixian asked her to monitor Dashewan for so long and not appear in front of everyone.

"I understand your feelings. Love does not distinguish between races. Since you love, you don't need to ignore the worldly vision and pursue it boldly. Come on, I believe you can do it."

Thor patted Froya on the shoulder with a deep expression as if he had found a comrade, and encouraged him, with a frosty tone of someone who has been here.

Kobayashi felt inexplicably worse.

"Well, let's not talk about this. First of all, I am very grateful for your help. But excuse me, we are now chasing down a mortal. Find his means..."

Kobayashi just wanted to decline, but this crazy loli slapped Erlang's legs on the table, and even climbed up the deerskin boots and pure white silk, and could see the bottom of the little dress

bloomers.

"This is the will of His Majesty the wise Rodriguez. I was very upset at first, but you still don't know what to do?"

Froya's immature face showed a super fierce expression, but it was more like pinching her little face.

"Well, it's not that I dislike you, it's just that we're not fighting a war now, what we need is someone who is better at resolving incidents without the knowledge of ordinary people, and it's not that the fighting power gets better."

Xiao Lin explained, sweating, that he felt like a brat dealing with relatives in the countryside.

"It seems that you still don't understand. For the sake of His Majesty Rodriguez, I will explain it to you reluctantly."

Froya raised the corner of her mouth with a bored expression.

"First, the supreme Majesty Rodriguez and I have the same data capabilities except for the difference between the undead. That is to say, when he sends me, it is equivalent to sending his clone to you."

Froya confidently said that this is also the basis for her to guard Orochi, so Orochi has been able to settle down for so long. Only when she finds that Froya is not by her side is the reason why she dared to make trouble in the Holy Grail War.

"Second, my intelligence has reached 71 points under the equipment bonus. You may not be clear about this concept. In short, during the period of guarding Orochimaru, I have learned all the knowledge and knowledge of ordinary people from primary school to doctorate. In terms of skills and IQ, you are now as big as monkeys in front of me."

"Big horse monkey?"

The three dragon girls were dazed, and collectively thought of themselves wearing monkey doll costumes showing off their monkey buttocks, but their tails couldn't be hidden, and poked out directly from the monkey's buttocks.

"Um, then, smart Miss Froya, do you have any insights on the current situation?"

Seeing this confident look, Kobayashi asked politely, wiping the sweat off his brow.

"Now? I think you guys are too amateurish. You're all a bunch of laymen, running around like a fool can only be caught if that person is as stupid as you."

"Then what's your idea, hiccup~"

Reimu, who finally finished her meal quietly, put down her chopsticks and asked, belching gracefully.

"It's simple."

Froya grinned and said, she was obviously a cute gothic lolita, but she smiled like a punk.

"Watch the movie first."

Author's message:

PS: Baixian's intelligence attribute is the highest in the entire guild and even in the entire game, but the soul limits his performance. After all, the soul is just an ordinary person with an intelligence in his early [-]s, but it is completely original; That is to say, this crazy loli is actually the smartest person in the guild.

Although also the worst

234. Watching a movie

"I finally found it. This film looks so bleak. Japan imported it, but I couldn't find the reel and Blu-ray disc at all. I just didn't expect that Japan could also find pirated copies."

Kobayashi heaved a sigh of relief. "The Cabin in the Woods 2" will be released in 2020, but until now there are almost no online paid-for viewing resources. She had to go to a small website with a lot of works by Japanese actresses to find it.

"Quick, quick, my Coke popcorn is ready."

Astolfo said excitedly, but the Coke in his hand seemed to be taken away by an invisible hand the next second, and flew to Froya's mouth.

"What are you dawdling about, put it on, we're just waiting to watch the show."

"The problem is that there are too many people watching."

Kobayashi looked at the whole room with shame and said.

Kobayashi found resources on the computer in his ordinary single-person suite, but we all know that the land in Japan is tight. This is a love hotel and not a luxury hotel. Kobayashi and Thor are squeezed out in a small suite of about 3*4. Kanna, Elma, Bucky, Astolfo, Reimu, Hong Meiling, and Froya, everyone gathered around the computer to occupy the most favorable viewing position, and it suddenly became crowded. It's hard to breathe.

The general situation is equivalent to a good brother in the university dormitory downloading a rare movie, and the people in the three dormitories crowded in front of a computer to watch it.

"Or, I'll give you the resources, and you go back to your room to have a look."

"It's really stupid. When you go back to the room and look at it, there will be no atmosphere. Isn't it just crowded? Look at me."

This crazy bad loli took a big sip of her drink in disdain, raised her hand and said a syllable, only to see that the whole room suddenly became hazy, everything from the seat to the computer grew huge, and the monitor looked like It became the size of a concert, the bed became the size of a swimming pool, and even the small room that was originally tight seemed to become a football field.

Or should I say they all get smaller!

Level [-] magic? Group reduction technique.

"You can watch it now."

"Amazing."

Xiao Lin couldn't help sighing enviously, no matter how many times, magic is really amazing, she never thought that there is still a usage.

"It's not crowded now, it feels as spacious as a private movie theater, but it's such a convenient magic, why haven't senior Baixian used it in several banquets, so we can even play football in the apartment."

"Because the undead are immune to deformation, I also think it would be great if the undead were not immune to deformation, so that as long as my supreme and respectful Majesty Rodriguez can become a fierce and tall man, I will wear black Lying on the bed in lace garter underwear, first washed for nothing, then hehehe, and finally slapped, I was ravaged like a powerless little white rabbit..."

While talking, Froya's little face showed a wretched smile that blamed the uncle, and the fingers of both hands changed various suspicious gestures, yes, it was the kind of Shinnosuke, so scared that Kobayashi hurriedly covered Kanna's eyes .

"Good boy, don't read it. So the undead are immune to deformation. I think this is the last conscience of the world."

"Okay, let's gossip here, let's get started, I can't wait to watch the movie, I want to know what the hell this is."

Froya summoned a huge floating disk, and everyone sat on the floating disk parallel to the computer screen.

more than an hour later.

"What the hell is this rubbish, rubbish, shit, bad movie, just this one, I feel like my IQ has been murdered by at least half."

Seeing the long list of thanks floating up on the screen, Froya cursed angrily.

"I think it's okay. It's quite interesting. It's just that the one with the dragon at the end is a bit silly. The dragon is too small, not to mention that its IQ is so low that it can't talk like a beast, but it can be imprisoned in such a small In a glass cage! I can’t even turn around, and I would have to suffocate to death in three days.”

Thor hugged his knees and commented.

After watching the whole movie, the basic story is as follows:

Five college students with problems in the United States who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth are sold by their tutors, and a huge amount of research funding is allocated to them to go to a certain wild mountain in Japan to conduct an experiment on the effect of terror, so the five little fools represent idiots, strong The Han, the wise, the whore, the virgin, and those who are farts are killed in turn.

They died under the killer Jason, the Death Note, the tentacle monster, and the toilet ghost respectively. It was a smooth process, but at the end of the scene, it turned out that all the killings were wrong. Even the instructor didn't know the five little things. The reason why silly hats are problem students is because each of them has big problems.

The Chinese man who always pours chicken soup for the soul and looks like a wise man is actually an idiot, because he is just a pretender, and the exam is the kind that spends money to buy a gunman, but his eloquence is so good that no one finds it. He was cheated on the death note Write down your name and die.

The timid black woman who always screams and looks like a virgin is actually a strong man, a member of the karate club, but she was sentenced to probation because she accidentally injured someone, so she didn't dare to make a move, but she threw Jason from the third floor into the lake when she made a move In the movie, the chainsaw fought against the tentacle monster, and finally went to the latrine to die in the hands of Hanako.

The cheerful and outgoing white woman who looks like a whore is actually a smart guy, because he is a transgender person, the kind of hormone-transformed sex, and he goes in and out of the women's toilet. It is completely invisible from the outside, and he is even boyfriend and girlfriend with Mao Zinan. But he was directly taken down by the murderous Jason.

And the hairy man who looks like a strong man is the bitch. Yes, you read that right, because his private life is extremely corrupt, and he has played the role of a woman on many levels. The chrysanthemum exploded and died

In the end, the male protagonist who everyone thought had died early in the morning was considered an idiot, but he was actually a boy chicken. After surviving the catastrophe, he found something strange and sneaked into the base to find out the truth. In order to save his life, he directly destroyed the main switch of the power supply, triggering a rampage of monsters, and finally completely destroyed everything. The evil god is planning to come out to destroy the world.

"What kind of horror movie is this? I guess, I guess, I guess, the stories of the dead are more exciting than the movies. Those Japanese are also idiots, and they translated neutral words that should have been translated into debauchery into Female word bitch, after reading it, I think it’s right to hang up the translation first.”

Froya murmured in dismay.

"Although some plots are a bit old-fashioned, one good thing about this movie is that there are more detailed settings and supplements for this sacrificial ceremony at the end."

After watching the movie, Kobayashi took notes seriously.

"It says that the failure of this sacrificial ceremony does not mean the destruction of the world, and it also explains why the second part of the world has not been destroyed when the first part said that the world will be destroyed."

"Many great empires in history have held this ceremony in order to rise up, to obtain powerful gifts, the army's gold food, etc., but once the ceremony is suspended, although it will not destroy the world, it will still cause a catastrophe that can weaken the empire, such as The Great Fire of London, the Little Ice River in the late Ming Dynasty in China, the destruction of the Persian Immortal Army, the Black Death in Europe, etc., these are all the backlashes brought about by the suspension of rituals in the movie settings."

"Explanation? It's all shit, especially the executive at the end. If he has the skills to be a commentator, why don't he shoot and explain to the corpse, or he pours all the shit out of his head and finally out of the chrysanthemum plug Go in and think with your large intestine?"

Froya was still raving about the plot of the movie.

"But after reading it, I feel that I need to stop that old man even more. Although this ceremony can bring great power, senior Baixian and the group of Mr. Luthor from the U.S. Overseas Control Bureau don't need this power. And once it fails and stops, I am afraid that the whole of Japan will be gone.”

Kobayashi said solemnly.

"So he must be stopped. And tonight, the wise lamb will be sacrificed."