The Hardest Bone Will Eventually Feed Wang

Among so many traversers in the guild, she is the weakest, even worse than the crazy Casca (casca can double kill deserters when she is crazy), and her casual magic is equivalent to a fairy to her Fighting, especially knowing that the owner of the old seal is actually the god of trouble, if you are not careful, the grass on the grave will be three feet high.

For Baixian, dealing with those big bosses is a daily routine, but for her it is a horror episode, and it is still at the level of Junji Ito.

Infected by her attitude and emotions, Bai Xian also cautiously asked her to step back a bit, added a spiritual barrier by the way, and removed the weird triangular clay seal, revealing rows of beautiful characters.

"To my dear Mr. Rodriguez Guild President."

When Baixian's voice sounded, Jiufeng Ziyuan swallowed, with an expression of listening to the doomsday judgment.

"Gui'an, please take care of our ineffective little Cthulhu. I left in a hurry and forgot to tell you the precautions. First of all, although my little Cthulhu was stuffed into a mortal body by me, the power It is also similar to a mortal, but she is not a mortal in nature. She has countless knowledge that can strengthen and even become the old ruler of the past. Therefore, in order to prevent her from getting out of control, please feed her as little as possible, not for ten days and a half months. It doesn’t matter if you eat it, in order to prevent it from growing too fast, the recommended plan is to feed it once a month, each time no more than 0.5KG of meat mixed with a small amount of vitamins.”

"Second, please try to reduce her rest time as much as possible, keep her awake and in motion most of the time, her dreams are far more powerful than that mortal body, and can even swallow reality, although it may not constitute anything to you Threats, but you still have overwhelming control over your other normal mortal servants, and I don't want you to suspend our pleasant cooperation with each other because of property damage."

"Third, please minimize her contact with water. I can control her body, but manipulating liquids is almost as simple as breathing for Cthulhu, who is different from humans. Please don't give her the necessary washing and replenishment that normal humans say Moisture, so as not to cause you a little trouble when the child loses his temper."

"One last thing to add. As the winner of the original second prize, considering your own ability to suppress this disobedient child, it may be difficult. As a precaution, you can use it when Little Cthulhu shows any signs of disobedience. She gives birth to offspring, and the power of the old ruler will be distributed to the offspring, so as to gently control the growth of her power."

"The above are the precautions for the use and maintenance of this product, so that our little Cthulhu will maintain a high degree of enthusiasm for finding the source of time travel. When you encounter the source of time travel, you only need to throw her out, and she will know how to do the rest .”

"From Nyarlathotep, love of peace and integrity."

The wind blew past the window, but it couldn't blow away the awkward silence in the room.

Jiufeng Ziyuan, who originally had a tense expression as if watching a horror show, was dumbfounded at this moment, looking at the old seal in his hand with eyes like watching a pervert.

"It's really a serious and responsible god."

It was Alice who broke the embarrassment without losing her grace.

"For the sake of your future work, I even sent a product maintenance book. To sum up, no food, no drink, no sleep, and fuck if you don't obey. That's probably what she meant."

"This is no longer serious and responsible. This is a grudge. I heard that the three pillar gods and Cthulhu are still related? Are these relatives picked up from the garbage dump?"

At first he thought it was Nyarlathotep who faked Hastur, but now he wondered if it was Hastur who faked Nyarlathotep. To operate according to the above is more than just a vendetta, it’s just crazy .

Think about it, a beautiful, pure and straightforward green-haired girl who is not given food, drink, or sleep, who is disobedient and asked to "give birth to a child", can make up a hundred thousand words just by describing Baixian Heavy-duty little yellow text.

"That old, perverted Qin Kuang!!!"

The green-haired girl woke up at some point, screaming with a face full of shit, obviously she heard the letter just now.

"Her perverted bad taste hasn't improved a bit for hundreds of millions of years. How many old rulers, family members and even planets have she played badly? Did I invite him to provoke him when I hid and slept? Stuff me into the body of food That's all, after being treated like this, I will not be laughed to death by other old rulers when I go back. I warn you, put away your bold ideas, I will not accept such shameful insults."

Her long green hair fluttered and waved as if alive, but in Bai Xian's eyes, it was more like a frightened kitten baring its teeth and claws.

"But these seem to be necessary means to control you. You know, many of us are your food in terms of position. In order to prevent us from fighting again in the future, this is a necessary choice."

Bai Xian said with a straight face, but the skull under the illusion model laughed wildly.

"Control what, I can't listen to you. I will definitely wholeheartedly find that ghost to cross the source. If I listen to you, I don't need to control it. As long as I can find and complete the task as soon as possible, I will do anything."

Bai Xian's face showed a questioning expression, but he was happy to speak, because at the beginning of the letter, there was a line written: Please read it aloud under the condition that Little Cthulhu can hear it.

Really fucking can play.

"We'll look for it right away, now. By the way, I have a clue."

The green-haired girl got up all of a sudden and was so anxious that her ass was burning.

"I know, or it should be said that Mercer knows, a fantasy world that may not have left after crossing the source."

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PS: It's not just humans that Naiyako likes to play (meaningful)

353. Worry

"Really, why didn't I participate in this battle. It was agreed that the whole union will gather. What a great opportunity to perform, but I couldn't help at all and it ended in a hurry."

Marisa was leaning on the fence of the Horn Blowing Company's castle, holding a piece of dog's tail in her mouth and complaining with her chin in frustration.

"Satisfy you, that level of battle is no longer within the scope of ordinary witches like you. Fortunately, this kind of monster did not appear in Gensokyo, otherwise it will be flattened in minutes, and I don't know when I can go back."

Reimu flicked her forehead angrily and said.

"Go back? Do you hate this place?"

Marisa asked while leaning back while grabbing the guardrail.

"It's not that I hate it, it's that I'm worried. Even though Gensokyo is just a fiction for reality, we can become real, and Gensokyo is fine. I'm worried about what changes will happen to Gensokyo after it becomes reality."

"It's okay, that purple old lady is still there, she can't cause any major events in Gensokyo, isn't there still Sanae, can Alice and the like solve the mutation, you are no longer responsible for it alone It’s time for the entire Gensokyo to be at peace, and if there is no reason for you to disappear, no one will be a Hakurei Miko, for example, I heard that the ancestors are also missing..."

"It's not the same. The disappearance of the first generation is the 'setting' of the past. What I am worried about is the change in the 'after', because the more I compare it with reality, the weaker the foundation for the existence of Gensokyo is."

"Weakness? Which aspect is weak? Could it be that the books I saw will change Gensokyo?"

Marisa came up with a bold idea.

"What and what, I'm talking about the logic and self-consistency of Gensokyo is too fragile, there are too many monsters, and too few humans, even if there are spell card rules, the monster power should not be enough to support it."

"But hasn't it been like this for thousands of years?"

Marisa asked curiously.

"It's not the same. If we say that our past Gensokyo was a hand-painted set, when the time travel started, it evolved from hand-painted to anime. From static to movable. Everything becomes more... Unpredictable. Like The change this time is the same, from the perspective of those old rulers, the whole world has undergone chain changes because of the battle of the bone monster."

"It sounds serious. Are you saying that Gensokyo may also be invaded and destroyed by real time travelers?"

Marisa suddenly realized.

"I just think this possibility exists, so that I dare not mention it now. I am not worried that the bone monster will invade Gensokyo or something. But I am afraid that it will become some kind of opportunity, just like he summoned the Burning Legion."

"Those demons, the number is really staggering, more than the total population of Gensokyo. If it really happened, it will be a headache than the second lunar war. So what should we do, don't we go back?"

"Wait, now is not a good time, I wonder if there is any other world that will become worse because of this special case like today."

Reimu also looked at the sky in confusion. Compared with the worries in the battle, she was more worried about whether the Gensokyo she was in would also face the same catastrophic experience as the COC world.

"Gather everyone. Let me introduce the new members."

At this moment, Baixian's voice sounded in the square, and the traverser guilds distributed in every corner of the Blowing Horn Company's castle gathered in the guild square one after another.

"Yala Yala, it seems that the matter has finally come to an end. It made us nervous for a while, but in the end we didn't play at all."

Rukya rushed over and squinted his face, yawning as if he had just woken up.

"But it's also because you, the president, are too fierce, so you don't need us to go all out."

"Let everyone be careful. Indeed, this is a blessing in misfortune. Although it was a bit of a twist, the war between the traversers ended successfully, and no one was injured. I will trouble you in advance. I want to thank everyone for being here. Stand by, even if you don’t participate in the battle, all members will be rewarded with [-] contribution points. As for those who have meritorious service, I will compensate them separately.”

Bai Xian appeased everyone.

"This war not only wiped out the enemy, we also welcomed many new members. Some of you may know them, but I'd like to introduce them solemnly. First of all, this is Miss Estes."

"Please advise, new colleagues, and if you can, please don't use 'Miss' or 'Ms' to address me, because I am a but but a former imperial general, I hope you call me Sir Esthers or General Estes."

Esdeth, with ice-blue long hair, stood on the high platform of the guild square gracefully, with the sharpness of a superior giving a lecture, but his sharp eyes looked at the white fairy beside him unabashedly.

"By the way, my goal is to be the next guild leader. Therefore, those who accept the same guild mission as me, I hope that she will either not execute it, and once she accepts the mission, she will go all out to complete it. I do not accept any A failed record."

"It looks so strict. It's more meticulous than that head maid."

Marisa commented on the new members on stage with an expression like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Isn't this great? At least besides Mr. Bucky and Miss Wayne, there is someone with a more reliable personality."

Reimu glanced at the sloppy members in the guild square and said to her friends.

"It's just that I don't know that the bone monster will abdicate one day."

"And this kid, who joined the guild at the same time as me, please come up and say your name out loud?"

Esdes took over Baixian's duties on his own, and used the ice piled up to form a bridge to support the panic-stricken junior high school boy up to the high platform in the square.

"Well, I'm meeting you for the first time. My name is Ikari Shinji! I'm 15 years old, a student, oh no, I'm the pilot of EVA No. [-], please, please give me your advice."

However, this shy and cowardly child looked at a group of people with strong aura and strange clothes looking at him, his head was almost blank, and his face was flushed with nervousness like a student who was called by the teacher.

In particular, there seemed to be many beautiful girls in the audience, at least they looked like girls, and there were also beautiful big sisters in revealing clothes (Lukya), which made this half-adult boy who was still in puberty blush even more.

He seemed to be embarrassing himself now, and seemed to want to explain something, but Estes ordered in an unquestionable tone.

"next."

The boy opened his mouth, but he still didn't say anything and stepped off the stage in disappointment. An ordinary and straightforward girl with long green hair climbed up the high stage with thoughts.

"What did the manuscript say? Forget it, the first time we met, the undead named me Kezi, but all of you have seen my real body. I am the old ruler who has ruled the earth until now. In the eternal dream Waiting for the end of eternity, the Lord of the past, present and future, I am Cthulhu!!"

The green-haired girl put her hands on her hips and introduced herself vigorously.

"Honor my condescending peers, mortals!"

The guild square was completely silent.

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PS: Here is an explanation of the foreshadowing. After the daily routine, a new chapter begins, but it is not the kind of simple adventure in another world.

354. Consistent outward

Bai Xian slammed his head against a tree in the square, leaving a sad skull indented on it.

Even though she is cute and weak, she is not human, but an old ruler who has been sleeping for thousands of years and even existed before the birth of human beings.

Just as human beings cannot understand the thoughts of these chaotic gods, even if they are stuffed into human bodies and instilled with human knowledge, they cannot understand human beings, let alone understand Baixian's emotional considerations in concealing his identity.

Unless it's a freak like Nyarlathotep.

Baixian compiled a set of speech scripts to let her pass the test by pretending to be cute with amnesia. After all, there are precedents like Jiufeng Ziyuan who refused to reveal the details. interested.

But the problem is that Cthulhu, who almost eats the human beings in the COC world, is different.

How do you feel about a super giant who can smash the city with one stomp, and Beijing will disappear after lying down and rolling around?

"Is this child confused? She is just possessed, how could it be that fat and ugly super monster, don't you think so, Thor..."

Kobayashi sneered with sweat on his forehead, but turned around to see Thor's fierce red pupils and minions.

"Hey, who are you saying is fat and ugly? That is my soft body that I am proud of. You are the ones who are small and ugly. Do you know that big is beautiful, more is good, tentacles are truth, and mucus is justice .”

Kezi retorted solemnly on the stage, but that was obviously not the aesthetic view of normal human beings.

"It's you! It caused Xiaolin to be injured and everyone to be careful. Are you brainwashed by that skeleton?"