Two-dimensional Wanderer

With a thud, the white-collar lady slammed her fist into Yingluo's chest and asked drunkenly, "Hey, are you listening?"

"I'm listening, I'm listening." Yingluo responded quickly while rubbing her chest.

The white-collar young lady nodded with satisfaction, took another sip of wine, and took a deep breath before exclaiming: "So, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper is a bastard, a scumbag, and rubbish! You want to take care of me, old lady. I don't like men with no hair on the top of their heads! As a result, that bastard suppressed me and made me write those gossip stories. Even if I was an intern, I wouldn't bully people like that! I'm a top student who graduated from Tokyo Shimbun University. What I want to report is national events. I want to use my pen to expose the darkness of society and promote the virtues of the world. I want to win the Pulitzer Prize. I want to become the world's number one news writer instead of caring about the market all day the price of the food!”

"It's a very good ideal." Yingluo said, "As long as you persevere, you will succeed one day!"

"Yeah, I will succeed. Even if I can only write gossip, I can't bury my talent!" The white-collar lady took another sip of wine: "Even a pig can write about the price of vegetables, what I need. It's more exciting and eye-catching news! If not, then I'll make it up! The [-]-year-old was in a car accident while crossing the road, and the driver of the accident escaped. Is this a lack of human nature or a loss of morality? Haha, I really clicked up, And clicks represent everything, money, position, status, and dignity! The section I am in charge of has become popular, and even the editor-in-chief doesn't dare to speak madly at me!"

"and then?"

"Then people's hearts became unsatisfactory, and I found out that the world is so hopeless." The white-collar lady drank the cans with trembling hands, and the liquor was sprinkled all over her body. .She clenched her fists and said, "In the beginning, it was enough for the old lady to be knocked down. But now, it must be the old lady who was on the road with her infant grandson who was feverish, and was hit by a car together. The driver escaped and watched by passers-by. It takes a silent death in the end to get people interested. If you want more clicks, it's better to say that the old lady's son is an all-evil villain and is caught in jail, and the daughter-in-law also left her child and ran away, all the time It is the old lady who is taking care of her grandson alone, so as to arouse people's sympathy and make people feel the greatness of family and the warmth of love. Of course, if it is finally revealed that this grandson is not the son of the old lady, but the daughter-in-law The product of an affair will definitely cause a wider discussion, even if it becomes a national hot spot! Ironically, the truth, goodness and beauty can only be exchanged for lies, people today are really scary!"

The white-collar lady hugged her body and tears rolled down her face: "Actually, I know that it's not others but me! What the hell am I doing? This is not the life I want at all!"

"Then go and change it!" Yingluo said: "Since you can climb here to seek short-sightedness, and you are not afraid of death, why should you be afraid of losing your current position and status? It is not terrible to go the wrong way, the terrible thing is that even if you know it is wrong If you die, you won't look back. Drink this glass of wine, take a nap, and when you wake up, go after the life you want!"

Looking at the jar that Ying Luo stretched out, the white-collar young lady showed a helpless smile: "I didn't expect to be relieved by a little girl. Are junior high school students now so scary? It's not surprising that aliens or incarnate as gods to save the world."

Yingluo pouted, as expected of editing news, this brain hole really came when she said it.

"But..." The white-collar lady touched Yingluo's can lightly and said with a smile, "If that time comes, I must give my sister an exclusive opportunity to report, and my Pulitzer Prize will be enough. rely on you!"

Gudonggudong... After saying all this, the white-collar young lady drank the wine in her hand in one breath, then tilted her head and leaned on Ying Luo's shoulder and fell asleep.

The strange pattern on the neck of the white-collar lady like a rose gradually disappeared, and her doubts about herself also subsided, and she regained her confidence again. Presumably she will not commit suicide again after waking up?

Yingluo picked up the can and sipped lightly, scratched his head and said, "The Pulitzer Prize...what the hell is that?" Even if he didn't know what he was talking about, he dared to explain it to others. This is the spirit of the gods!

"Hey, Yingluo classmate, is that Yingluo classmate?" A familiar voice suddenly came from below, Yingluo looked down, and it turned out to be Madoka, Sayaka and Ba Mami.

"Yo, how are you!" Yingluo waved: "Want to drink?"

"Drink you big bastard!" Ba Mami said angrily: "We are minors, you are not allowed to drink anymore!"

"嘁!" Yingluo made a disdainful voice.

"Damn bad girl!" Ba Mami yelled frantically.

Sayaka laughed, and Madoka hurriedly smoothed out: "Ahaha, anyway, let's get down from the top first..."

……

The white-collar lady was laid flat on the ground, and Ba Mami checked it and said: "There are indeed traces of being attacked by the witch's curse, but why did she disappear for no reason? It stands to reason that this situation will not happen until the witch is eliminated. what."

Madoka and Sayaka certainly don't know anything that even an old magical girl driver can't understand.Yingluo was also lazy to explain, but Chubby seemed to be targeting her intentionally or unintentionally, and suddenly said, "Does Yingluo know anything? Or what did you do?"

Ying Luo raised her eyebrows, hey, I'm lazy to take care of you, are you still trying to trouble me?

She snorted coldly: "What can I do as a bad girl? I just find a place where no one is around to drink. Suddenly this woman is about to run up to commit suicide, and then she gets drunk."

"Really?" Chubby asked.

"What's real, what's fake, if you don't want to be made into a jerk rabbit by me, shut up!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Sayaka hurriedly hugged Kewpie: "Kewpie is so cute, how can you make you a dry pot rabbit!"

"That's right!" Yingluo clapped his fists: "Kyuubi is so cute, it's better to make a shredded rabbit."

"Hey, isn't this worse?"

"Hey, there are so many requests, it's really hard to serve!"

"Obviously you are too cruel!"

"Don't, don't quarrel!" Xiao Yuan was at a loss to smooth things out, but it seemed that the effect was not very good.

"Okay, let's talk about the gossip for a while." Ba Mami suddenly said: "Don't forget that we have to destroy the rose witch, Madoka, Sayaka, come with me!"

"Yes!"

Seeing that Ba Mami opened a door of light in the abandoned building, Ying Luo hurriedly shouted, "Hey, don't leave me alone if you have something fun to do."

"This is not a fun thing." Ba Mami said: "And Yingluo is not interested in becoming a magical girl? Don't get involved, and just stay outside and take care of the woman. Don't worry, it won't take long. It will be over, let’s go home together. After all, it’s very remote here, and it’s almost night, so girls are better off walking together!” After speaking, she led Madoka and Sayaka into the gate of light. .

"It seems to be disliked, it hurts my self-esteem." Yingluo shrugged: "But I can't help you if you don't open the door for me? You're not the only magical girl, right, transfer student?"

Xiao Meiyan, a beautiful girl from the second radio wave department, stepped out of the shadows and gave Ying Luo a faint glance.

"Hey, why do you always look murderous to me? I just punched you in the stomach. You didn't kill your father's enemy. Do you need to stare at me with such terrifying eyes?" Yingluo spread her hands.

"Huh..." Xiao Meiyan let out a sigh of relief and said lightly, "No matter who you are, if you dare to hurt Madoka, I won't let you go!"

"Why should I hurt Miao Yuan?" Yingluo continued to spread her hands: "She's just an ordinary second-year girl."

"I hope you didn't lie!" Xiao Meiyan watched Ying Luo for a while, then opened a door of light and jumped in without saying a word.

"Hey, don't go alone, take me with you!" Yingluo watched Xiaomeiyan disappear, her teeth itching with anger: "That's why the bear child is the most annoying, one day I will press you to the ground spanking!"

"But it's really a bit difficult." Yinluo held his chin and frowned: "Such a fragile barrier always feels like it will collapse when you touch it. Forget it, go for a bike and turn it into a motorcycle, let's go!"

With a bang, the white door of light opened, and Yingluo was overjoyed: "I succeeded once, I'm really a genius." After speaking, she first threw a barrier on the white-collar lady on the ground to prevent her from being picked up by passers-by, and then Jumped into the door of light.

Inside is a bizarre, colorful and weird world, garden shears and cotton ball monsters twittering strangely, and strange narrative poems are written on the walls.Despite the use of referential and abstract expression methods, Yingluck has a general understanding of what he wants to express.

The "Queen"'s rose garden was destroyed by the "demi-god", and was saddened and wept because of the lack of beauty. At this time, the "Son of the Earth" appeared to help the "Queen" rebuild the rose garden. A whole new life!"

"The 'Queen' who yearns for the reappearance of what has been destroyed is undoubtedly a mortal, and the reconstruction of the rose garden by the 'Earth Son' is equivalent to the realization of the 'Queen' wish, and then the 'Queen' begins a 'new life'... I always feel that this method is inexplicably familiar." Yinluo held his chin and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Hey, isn't this Kyuubi's effective trick? Helping others realize their wishes, and then let others become magical girls, is completely in line with the 'new The definition of life'!"

"Why does the magical girl's experience appear in the witch's enchantment, don't tell it's a coincidence." Yingluo waved his hand to hide his figure and sneaked forward: "I accidentally discovered a secret, let's secretly If you enter the village, don't shoot."

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Chapter 11 The boat of friendship capsized at some point

The gods want to hide the figure, it is a modification from the information level, even the magical girls can't detect it, let alone the many familiars whose IQ is basically in arrears in the witch's enchantment, and Yingluo can be said to be swaggering forward , and occasionally stop to look at the words and pictures on the walls, just like young literary and artistic young people who travel alone to a foreign country.

But Ba Mami and the others are not so relaxed. As intruders, they are of course warmly welcomed. Although there are some funny characters like the Cotton Ball Freak who specialize in "watching the intruder", there are also butterfly chrysalis with wings and There are many "serious familiars" with eyes, the large ones with perfect vision of 2.5 will sound the alarm and attack with headbutts, and the small ones will turn into vines to block intruders.

Ba Mami took the lead in the charge. Facing the many strange-shaped familiars, she was not at all chaotic. She used her magic power to create one after another of silver-white rifled rifles, eliminating the enemies in front of her one by one.

"The rose witch is not difficult to deal with." As she moved forward, Ba Mami also imparted her experience to Madoka and the two: "Although she has to rely on the enchantment to absorb the vitality of human beings to survive, she unexpectedly hates others breaking into her rose. Garden. Therefore, the people who die because of her curse are generally separate individuals, which are considered to be less harmful. It is precisely because the desire to attack is not strong, so her familiar is easier to deal with. "

Sayaka held a baseball bat, looked nervous at the familiars flying around, and said with a dry smile, "Although you said that, senpai, it's still a little too exciting for me..."

Ba Mami smashed a familiar with one shot, turned her head and smiled handsomely: "Don't worry, you'll get used to it soon!"

Although Madoka didn't speak the whole time, her eyes were fixed on Ba Mami, and her eyes became brighter and brighter.The powerful and beautiful Ba Mami was deeply imprinted in her heart, making her long for and envy.

As I don't have any specialties, if I become a magical girl, can I be as handsome as Mami-san?Can it help others too?Can you also... show your worth?

Madoka stared at Ba Mami, but did not know that another pair of eyes was staring at her.Kyuubi's chubby red face did not blink, and stared straight at Xiaoyuan, wondering what she was planning.

Behind the three of them, Xiao Meiyan was secretly hiding in the shadows and was quietly following behind Madoka and the others.Because of Ba Mami's activity, all the monsters along the way were cleaned up, and she ended up at ease, as long as she was careful to hide her figure from the three people in front of her.

Mr. Lu Xun, a great writer, once said, "I don't care about my head!"Xiaomeiyan, who was focusing all her attention on Madoka in front of her, didn't know that a tail was quietly attached to her back.

"It's not a good habit to walk in the tail, Xiaomei classmate." Yingluo approached with a smirk, and then took a light breath at Xiaomeiyan's neck from behind.

"Hmm!!" The 14-year-old middle school girl seemed to have an overly sensitive body. While making a strange whimper, she shivered shiveringly, and even got goosebumps, as if she was a frightened little rabbit. Jumping far away, he suddenly turned his head and shouted in a low voice: "Who is it?"

The cold wind blew through, except for the colorful and messy walls, there was not even a shadow of a ghost.

Xiao Meiyan frowned, touched the back of her neck with her hand, and said in confusion, "Is it an illusion...?"

Certainly not an illusion!

Yingluo was actually in front of Xiaomeiyan, and the tears of laughter were streaming down at this moment.

"I didn't expect that a high-cold transfer student would be unexpectedly interesting to bully. That expression, that demeanor, and that little bewildered look in his eyes, makes people want to stop. It's terrible, what should I do if I'm addicted..."

Of course, Xiao Meiyan couldn't hear Yingluo's self-talk. She frowned and thought about it. She stretched her right hand behind the shield on her left arm, and when she took it out, she already had a classic Beretta in her hand. Type 92 pistol.

"Have you used magic power to open up an independent small space? Although it is immature and cannot carry creatures, it is still quite useful as a warehouse. Is this your ability as a magical girl?" Yingluo complained: "But since you are a magical girl , just use a little more magic for me, I won't say anything about the yellow hair over there who uses a spray gun, why did you start handjob, anyway, respect your settings!"

Xiao Meiyan looked at the empty area in front of her, then looked at the small-caliber pistol in her hand, shook her head and put it back into the shield.

Yingluo showed a teachable look in his eyes, and nodded with relief: "That's right, at least there should be a dynamic light wave or vitality bomb."

But the reality unexpectedly did not give the goddess face. Xiaomeiyan put back the Beretta 92 pistol, but took out three round green things... Of course, not the forgiveness cap, but three military high-explosive Grenade!

"What a bummer this is!" Rao Shiyingluo didn't expect Xiao Meiyan to be such a bloody man, and watched as she pulled out the latch, threw the grenade over, and then hit the flash cap with the falling pin. As soon as he heard a rumbling sound, the violent airflow and scorching air engulfed Yingluo and raised black smoke.

Xiao Meiyan caressed her hair that was ruffled by the wind with her hand, glanced at the explosion scene expressionlessly, nodded, and said coldly, "I feel more at ease now." Follow the direction.

"Ms. Mamei, that sound seemed to be an explosion just now?" Sayaka, who was running, turned her head: "It seems to be coming from behind."

"Don't worry about him, anything can happen in the witch's enchantment. As long as you can defeat the witch, you can end it all!" Ba Mami didn't mean to go back to check at all, and led the two school girls to run wildly: "Follow, We are about to reach the deepest part of the barrier!"

As the road changed for a while, a colorful door appeared in front of everyone. One door opened, another door opened, and another door opened, and strange pictures flashed through it.After four times in a row, when the door was opened again, the field of vision suddenly became clear, a scent of roses filled the nose of the three of them, and a circular space appeared below them. of red roses, with thorny vines entwining them.

If you don't consider the weird tones and weird space, then this is a good beauty, but in the middle of the flowers, a huge monster like a two-story building is standing in it.Her head is a pile of dry grass with countless eyeballs, her body is a huge butterfly pupa, with butterfly wings growing behind her, no hands, and her feet are replaced by several flower roots.

Madoka and Sayaka were stunned for a while, but Ba Mami said calmly, "This is the witch!"

As if sensing the existence of the magical girl Ba Mami, the Rose Witch wriggled strangely, conveying that the old lady was ready and dared to come down to fight me.

Sayaka twitched the corners of her mouth: "Okay, what a disgusting feeling."

Madoka also looked frightened: "Do you want to fight that thing?"

"Don't worry." Ba Mami turned her head and showed a confident smile: "How could I possibly lose?" She took the baseball bat in Sayaka's hand behind her and slammed it on the ground to build a transparent barrier, The two schoolgirls were protected.

"Stay back, you don't need to fight if you are not a magical girl, just watch how I win the victory!" After speaking, Ba Mami jumped down without hesitation, and turned over gracefully in the air, steadily landing.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuang a huge roar, and Ba Mami smiled slightly: "It's really an irritable child!"

As if it was a declaration of the start of the battle, the opponent with a huge size gap launched a fierce attack and defense.

Madoka and Sayaka pressed their hands and faces tightly against the transparent barrier, so nervous that they didn't even dare to breathe, and stared intently at the battle below.As two girls in the second year of junior high school, the most intense exercise they experienced in their daily life was nothing more than an 800-meter long-distance run in physical education class. In their eyes, the following battle was no different from fighting with gods.

"Hey, is this the witch?" A familiar voice suddenly sounded behind the two of them, full of puzzlement: "Shouldn't the witch be the kind of young lady who is very bad but has a super good figure and is naked? What's the matter with the winged geoduck? It grows too freely, give me a good consideration of the audience's needs!"

"That's right, it's completely different from the late-night cartoon I watched secretly." Sayaka replied subconsciously, then woke up suddenly, turned back with Madoka, and looked at the people who came in surprise: "Ying, Yingluo classmates. ?!"

The person who came was Ying Luo, and the mystical thing of blowing up the gods with a grenade would of course not appear in this book with strict settings and tight structure.Since it is the end of the barrier, Yingluo no longer hides her figure, and appears in front of Madoka and Sayaka.

"Why, why are you here?" Sayaka asked incredulously.

Yingluo smiled slightly: "You peek at the midnight animation."

Sayaka blushed, pretended not to hear, and asked more violently in order to pass the test: "This is the enchantment of witches, without the leadership of Miss Ba Mamei, you, an ordinary person, can't get in at all. That's right!"

Yingluo continued to smile gracefully: "You peek at the midnight animation!"

Sayaka's face jumped, her neck stubbornly stubborn: "And there are so many demons along the way, how can you get here safely?"