Two-dimensional Wanderer

Basically, everyone was happy, except for two.

"Let your skin, let your skin, even your father dares to tease, I will pretend that I have never given birth to your daughter today!" Athena held the thunder scepter inherited from Zeus, filled with thunder and lightning, He hit the girl who was hanging upside down in the hall, and the opponent who hit him cried for his father and mother.

"Okay, alright, you'll have enough fun after two more fights." Yingluo said while eating an apple.

"Wow, Dad, you are too ruthless. If you don't talk about saving me, you still fall into trouble. Are you still my great, bright and correct father?"

Ying Luo raised her eyebrows, threw away the apple core, rolled up her sleeves and took the Thunder Scepter, and said to Athena, "Have a glass of water and have a rest, I'll do it for you!"

"Murder, murder, one person is not enough for mixed doubles! Sister, old lady, come and save me!"

"Stop shouting, I'm here." Ying Xiaoyuan said while nibbling on melon seeds: "Father is a lash to your love, you have to accept it with gratitude!"

"What a joke, I don't want this kind of whipping!" The upside down girl struggled desperately, spinning in the air like a caterpillar: "2B, A2, come and save me!"

"It's useless." Ying Xiaoyuan continued: "I gave them a note so that they could replace a piece of the latest equipment for free, so they left long ago."

"Sister, you are my own sister!" The upside down girl shouted angrily, "Alright, alright, let's fight, it's best to kill me!"

"Okay, okay, the child doesn't know about it, don't be so reluctant." Xiluda finally couldn't bear it anymore, and couldn't help but stand up and smooth the game.

The girl hanging upside down was moved to tears: "You are my aunt, no, you will be my mother from tonight! Ouch!"

Athena angrily knocked on the girl's head, and the other party exclaimed: "Don't hit the head, don't hit the head, I will become stupid."

"I don't think you are too smart now!" Athena said, hating iron.

"Okay, don't say a word." Xiluda untied the rope on the girl's body and let her down: "You are also a child, you can do anything that doesn't matter, molesting your own father, and you are really there. of."

"I don't know." The girl smiled, then ran to Ying Xiaoyuan and stretched out her hand and said, "Sister, do you still have melon seeds, please share with me."

Although the IQ is not good, this horse is absolutely strong in combat power, and Athena took the thunder scepter to smoke for 10 minutes, as if nothing happened.

Ying Xiaoyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while, and handed everything in his hand to the girl: "Give it, it's all for you."

"Thank you, old lady." The girl was happy like a hamster, grabbed the seeds and stuffed them into her mouth, then spit it out with a wow: "It's all skin!"

Ying Xiaoyuan rubbed her forehead with a headache, she had never fought so hard against the abyss.

"Look carefully, there are good ones in there."

"Oh, good!" The girl was happy again.

Yingluo was speechless for a while: "This child...why is this?"

"It's not because of you." Athena said angrily: "At that time, you were in the abyss, and we were in a difficult situation. As a last resort, I just wanted to let this child be born early, and it was her strength to survive the most difficult period. Difficult time. But it is precisely because of this that her intelligence has been seriously deviated, and it has become what it is now."

"I'm sorry, it's all because of me that I put my father in danger." Ying Xiaoyuan looked down and quickly apologized to Athena.

Athena waved her hand: "If you don't do that, then your father is not your father, so don't mind, I have never blamed you."

"Yes, it's all my fault, it's my ignorance." Yingluo hurriedly admitted his mistake, looked at the girl who was squatting on the table eating melon seeds, and asked with a twitching mouth, "She doesn't have a brain. Can't it be cured with our strength?"

"of course can."

"Then why don't you treat it?"

"Because she doesn't want to cure herself." Athena sighed and said, "It feels good to let go of herself, and it's also very happy to be free. She is the product of the combination of your information and me, and she is inherently powerful. If she doesn't want to, we force it. It was useless. In the end, in desperation, I had to ask Penny to create two mechanical gods, 2B and A2, to accompany her."

"With her fighting power, she doesn't need 2B and A2 to protect her. After all, not everyone can be drawn by the Thunder Scepter for 10 minutes."

"2B and A2 are not to protect her, but to protect others."

"Clam?"

Athena said embarrassedly: "This child is a god no matter what, and because of his IQ problem, he is not able to control his own power, so he will inadvertently interfere with the information around him, resulting in... The intelligent creatures around him become like her. "

"Like her? What do you mean?"

"Literally." Athena sighed: "It just became as stupid as she was."

"Fuck, "Aura of Intelligence"?"

Yingluo opened her mouth wide, and my daughter was too fierce. The extent of this disaster to the country and the people is unbelievable!

Seeing Athena's embarrassment, Ying Xiaoyuan continued: "2B and A2 have undertaken the task of receiving the halo of wisdom, and their blindfolds are super artifact created by the joint efforts of several of our main gods, which are immune to all negative states, so It must not be taken off."

Yingluo was silent for a long time, then nodded seriously: "It's really embarrassing for those two girls, go back and bring two bottles of motor oil to condolence. By the way, what's the name of the daughter?"

"Ying Xiaona."

Yin Luo's expression became very exciting.

"Why is this?"

Athena replied: "She was in a critical situation when she was first born, so she didn't have time to think of a name, so she just followed my name, Xiaona Xiaona. Later, this girl even looked for this name, and she couldn't change it. Come, they said they were learning from Xiaoyuan, they are all juniors, and I don't know where they learned this."

Xiao Yuan looked guilty: "It's all my fault, I didn't make a good start."

Just as she was talking, Xiaona ran over and shared a handful of good melon seeds with everyone: "Mom eats melon seeds, Aunt Xiluda eats melon seeds, old sister eats melon seeds, old and dad eat melon seeds."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then laughed in unison.Although his brain is not very good, he is still a good boy.

"That..." Xiaona rubbed her hands together and said, "Do you still hit me? If you don't hit me, I want to go out to play. I have never attended the banquet."

Yingluo touched Xiaona's head and said with a smile, "Go, have a good time."

"Then can I drink?"

"Okay, Dad is ready!"

"Oh yeah!" Xiaoya cheered and ran out, not forgetting to say goodbye at the end: "Goodbye auntie, goodbye old sister, goodbye father, goodbye mother!"

"How many people can be as happy as her, it's not bad, isn't it?" After Yingluo finished speaking, everyone nodded, and unconsciously picked up Xiaona's good melon seeds and ate it. Everyone was normal, only Some Athena vomited "bah bah bah".

Everyone looked down, only to realize that what kind of melon seed kernel was in her hand, it was clearly a pile of melon seed skins.

"Ying Xiaona!!!"

Athena shouted, picked up the thunder scepter and threw it out. After two or three seconds, there was a scream.

"Wow!"

A certain mischievous girl ran faster than a rabbit with a thunder scepter on her back, and disappeared in a flash, completely wasting the scream.

Yingluo laughed and said, "This girl, she's so smart!"

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Chapter 4 Picking Up Girls by Order

The Temple of the Gods, located at the highest point in the God Realm, is a solemn and solemn place. It is equivalent to the senate in the mortal kingdom. Where all orders are discussed and then promulgated, it guides the gods to go again and again. The battle was won again and again.But with the expansion of the victory, there is no longer the busy scene of the past.Every god knows that the current situation of the battle can already explain everything, as long as everyone settles their positions and wins, it is only a matter of time.

The enemy of the pantheon of order is the abyss, which, although powerful, is not open.Pollution, proliferation, and expansion are all its routines, just like a fixedly designed machine that doesn't know how to adapt.After fighting with it for thousands of years, the gods have already figured out each other's tricks clearly, which makes the fighting style of the god of order from top to bottom very... simple and direct.

In their opinion, problems that can be solved with Mang are not problems at all, and the pantheon of qualifications and order has almost nothing to Mang's existence.In the past, the abyss might have been considered one, but under the constant "swipe" of the gods, the abyss was just like the boss in the depths of the dungeon.

The once mighty abyss had long been shattered, and was deliberately divided into more than a dozen war zones and continued to be raped.In this process, countless old civilizations were saved, and countless new civilizations were born. They all became members of the order without exception, expanding the field of order, increasing the power of the gods and further squeezing the living space of the abyss. .

According to Athena's words, now is completely garbage time. There is no need for strategies and tactics. As long as A is in the past, you can win the final victory. If you want to lose, you don't know how to lose... Then it was staged by the void created by the Void Sea. The military team behind the enemy directly gave it to a pot.

The recovery speed of this FLAG is no longer there.

"I didn't expect us to end up like this, it's really embarrassing." Xiluda said with emotion.

Artemis also frowned: "Maintaining balance? Void Sea is like a stubborn old man. It's boring to want everyone to live according to their ideas."

Yingluo told everyone about her experience, which naturally included the fate of the order pantheon.If mortals may be panicked by hearing about the terrifying future, but all gods are existences with a tenacious will.After expressing my opinion, I quickly skipped this link and entered the next stage.

"Void Sea is too much of a hindrance. Since you want to do something to us, then find a way to solve it." Xiao Yuan said: "I can do it in the future, and I can do it now!"

Facing the challenge of today's highest-ranking existence, not only did the gods not flinch, but they were eager to try.The abyss has been withered, and now there is finally someone who can fight, just like the full-level boss knows that a new version is going to be opened, and his heart is wild.

According to their ideas, breaking the Void Sea is like putting an elephant in the refrigerator in three steps: one, go out recklessly; two, victory; three, clean up the mess!

Even in these three steps, the first two steps are not important, but the third step is the most troublesome to clean up the mess.

The Void Sea carries most of the bottom-level rules. Breaking the Void Sea will definitely cause damage to these bottom-level rules. This has little effect on the gods, but it is a devastating blow to the mortal world.

If the coefficient of gravitational acceleration is slightly changed, the result of Newton being hit on the head by an apple is not to discover gravity, but to burst his brain into a typical example of immortality; the basic composition of the magic system is slightly skewed, and human warriors will be surprised to find their holy light The magic hit on the demon was rushing to restore blood to the opponent, and the hell lord covered in magma passed by with a shadow storm and cured the old cold legs and frozen shoulders of the Paladins for many years... As long as I think about it for a while, I feel that such a scene Embarrassingly not.

"So breaking the Void Sea is not a problem, how to fill the subsequent lack of rules as soon as possible is the most important problem." Athena calculated in her heart, frowned and said: "If all the gods of order are dispatched, they can be repaired at the first time. These problems, but breaking the Void Sea will undoubtedly use most of our combat power, which makes people feel a little inadequate. Maybe we can put some important rules in the first place to ensure the normal operation of the worlds, and leave other issues for later. Take it slow."

Xiao Yuan nodded: "It's a way."

Hiluda and others also have no objection.

But Yingluo shook his head: "No, according to my estimation, even if all of our order gods are dispatched, it is impossible to make up for the lack of rules after the void sea disappears."

"How come? I have already calculated, as long as..." Athena said with a sudden pause, and said in surprise: "Wait, are you planning to...?"

Yingluo nodded: "Well, according to my thoughts, this battle is not limited to our time and space. I want to completely clear the Void Sea, whether it is the present, the past, or the future, all of them will be solved!"

Everyone in the room sucked in a breath of cold air. Even if the pantheon of order was based on recklessness, they were still stunned by the huge plan of Yingluo.

But after a brief shock, everyone began to think about the feasibility of this plan.

Athena waved her hand to build a model in the air, as if a Russian nesting doll-like structure appeared in front of everyone.

She repeatedly disassembled and restored the model, with lights constantly flickering and countless information calculated every second. After this lasted for about 5 minutes, she rubbed the center of her brows and stopped.

"Theoretically... it is feasible." Athena gave the answer: "Although the rank of the Void Sea is high, as long as the strength is strong enough, this barrier can be broken. Now there are only two questions left: one, how to Obtain the equivalent combat power, or the equivalent amount of information; second, how to solve the lack of rules after the disappearance of the Void Sea and ensure the safety of the mortal world. If these two problems are solved, then victory will belong to us. "

"I have a proposal in terms of combat power." Yingluo said, "Remember the creation in the Void Sea? She is a very special existence, and we must hold her firmly in our hands. If the estimate is good, follow us To clear the abyss, she will appear soon and visit Xiaoyuan as a messenger, that is an opportunity. Xiaoyuan, look at you!"

"Understood!" Xiao Yuan nodded earnestly, and said with a warlike expression in his eyes: "Even if it is a creation of the Void Sea, it is nothing, I will defeat her with my own hands as the first step in creating our future... Yo!"

Xiao Yuan covered his forehead, looked at Ying Luo and said aggrievedly, "Father, why are you hitting me?"

Yingluo hated that iron could not be made of steel and said: "What to beat with your own hands, that's your... wife. What you have to do is not to fight her hard, but to take her down and make her your own!"

"My own person?" Xiao Yuan was a little confused.

Yingluo smiled: "Simply put, just soak her!"

Everyone present couldn't help but let out a sullen laughter, and turned their heads quickly. As an elder, laughing at their backs is a bit rude, but their trembling shoulders betrayed them without hesitation.

"Soak her?" Xiao Yuan's face turned green, it's no problem if you let her fight against the abyss, even if she fights alone, she is full of courage.But when it comes to picking up girls, then she is really imaginary.Although as the boss of the god of order, she has a good appearance inherited from Yingluo, so she has many little fans in the realm of the gods, but she has no thoughts about this at all.

She is like the hero in the story who is about to kill the dragon to save the village. She has always focused on the overall situation and has not considered personal issues at all.Now suddenly asking her to pick up girls is as funny as asking a dwarf to play the piano with fingers as stubby as sticks instead of mining.

"I think this is a bit difficult, why don't you think of other ways?" Xiao Yuan shivered and wiped his sweat, even his voice trembled.If you let outsiders see it, you will never believe that this is the legendary boss of the god of order.

"Don't panic." Yingluo patted Obuchi's shoulder and comforted: "You and she have both order and chaos, and the natural favorability is increased by [-]. And according to her own words, she was just created completely. A silly white sweet who doesn't understand anything, she will learn what you teach her, and she can adjust it according to your ideas... Create it, if you think about it like this, don't you feel a little excited?"

Xiao Yuan's mouth twitched: "I think that mental retardation is wrong."