My Charms Only Work on Bad Women

Xiao Bai just put on his clothes and jumped to the stone table, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, and eating snacks with Mu Yun Xiaokai.

Mu Yun pretended to be angry and said:

"Who is the witch? Don't talk nonsense, I'm just here to drink tea and eat snacks. Even if Shigong wants to be exposed to the rain and dew, he should go to the alchemy room to find Shizun."

Xiao Bai didn't bother to think about the woman's mind, so he shoved it into his mouth.

"What's the hurry, even if it's raining and dew, you have to come one by one. I'll have some snacks first."

I have to say, in terms of taste, Mu Yun's craftsmanship is much better than the jade pot.

The dim sum made by the jade pot just looks like a dim sum, and it is all black after being cut.

Soon, Yuhu also came to the side of the pool, with a seemingly curious smile, and the eyes were extremely indifferent.

"What kind of rain and dew?"

Xiao Bai's face darkened, and he quickly explained:

"No, we're talking about tea."

Yuhu re-adjusted the medicine in the pond and checked the state of Yijianhu's dantian.

"The complexion is much better. After all, Xiao Bai needs to be healed for the injury suffered by Xiao Bai."

One Sword Fox shrugged his snow-white shoulders.

"It's a pity that some people have been treated for a while, and then they shouted that the rain and dew would be covered..."

"puff--"

Xiao Bai's tone suffocated, and a mouthful of tea spewed out, which wet Mu Yun next to him.

He never expected that Yijianhu had also learned the yin and yang strange energy from Yuhu and Mu Yun.

Is this a woman's innate talent?

Mu Yun was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly drew the wind to dry her body and clothes, pretending that nothing happened.

Yuhu turned around and sat down at the stone table.

I don't know where to bring a cup of tea, slender jade fingers pick flowers from the air, and put them into the tea cups piece by piece.

"After this battle, the Dao League, the Demon League, and the Demon Clan will all pay attention to you. There will be more and more people with ulterior motives, and they will become more and more dangerous... It's better for you to cure Lingzhou as soon as possible."

"My resonance power is not enough, and I also need a lot of high-level spirit stones, preferably primary crystal ore."

With that said, Xiao Bai made up his mind.

"Go to the Sect Master early tomorrow morning!"

Chapter 0096 Reviving Husband Gang

"Anti-theft Chapter"

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The first trip in my life was at sea, long before I went to Russia, about which I have told you many beautiful stories.

As early as when I was playing with the white goose, it was also when I was having fun with the black-bearded uncle, that is, the hussar colonel, and it was also when others still couldn't figure out whether the tuft of hair under my jaw was fine hair or a beard. At that time, travel was the only hope I could dream of.In the early years, my father also spent a lot of precious time traveling

Therefore, often in order to pass the long winter night, he told those adventure stories with sincerity and candor, and I will talk about the amazing parts of them in detail, so that you can know fundamentally that I This kind of addiction to travel is due to my inner talent and external influence.In short, no matter whether I have conditions or not, I always seize every opportunity to observe our world eagerly, and for the sake of

In order to meet my own requirements, I will not hesitate to take any means of extortion; of course, I will not come for nothing.Finally, one day, in order to travel abroad, I obtained a glimmer of hope from my father, but in the end, I was opposed by both my mother and my aunt.

It could have been fulfilled, although it was robbed by the storm, it was not damaged at all, so after a little repair, we said goodbye to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under the strong sea wind. for bubbles.Finally, by coincidence, a relative of my mother came to visit us.It didn't take long for me to become his favorite; he often told me that I was a beautiful and lively young man, and he would spare no effort to help me realize the dream I had dreamed of.

He is very eloquent, which is beyond my reach. He and his father and mother, both sides have argued and argued more than once, and finally decided to let me travel to Ceylon with him. That uncle was once an officer in Ceylon.

We have been entrusted by the authorities of the Dutch Federation in various ways, and we set sail from Amsterdam.During our journey, the plot would be unremarkable without the account of the extraordinary storm.However, the ending of this storm is so wonderful that I would like to say a few words about it.we anchored on a small island

I was planning to get some firewood and drinking water, but suddenly a shocking storm broke out, and it was so fierce that a large number of people hugged each other.

Although it was robbed by the storm, it was not damaged at all, so after a little repair, we bid farewell to the emperor and his wife, and set sail in the fierce sea wind. After passing six towering trees, they were uprooted from the ground. , Throw it out of the sky.Although some trees weigh tens of thousands of pounds, once they fly into the unfathomable heights of space—hey, at least five hundred kilometers above the ground—it seems that they can’t exceed a small feather of a flying bird, which is always in the air. Floating in the air.

Presently the storm subsided, the showers ceased, and every great tree fell straight into its original place, and the roots immediately grew up again, and at first glance there was no sign of the devastation here. .Only the largest tree, the situation is quite different.When it was suddenly hit by a storm and pulled up from the ground, there happened to be a man, together with his wife, picking cucumbers from its branches, because on the earth, there is only one tree in this place.

Such beautiful fruit grows.The simple couple, like Blanchard's hammer, had to let it go and make a cosmic journey, but due to their weight, the big tree did not fall toward the original growth place, but fell sideways. Turn around and land flat on the ground.Lao Tzu, the ninety-five supreme emperor on this island

Like the vast majority of ordinary people, whenever a storm comes, they are afraid of being buried in the ruins, and they can't wait to be looted by the storm, but they are not damaged at all, so after a little repair

We bid farewell to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under the strong sea wind. We escaped from the house after passing through six lands. We had just returned to the garden and were about to go home when a big tree fell from the sky. happy event, just crush him to death here.Isn't this a great joy?

Yes, yes, this is really a great joy; but goosebumps all over my body - I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifying crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth, and it was coming. Fierce, trying to swallow me in one gulp.Goosebumps all over my body—I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifyingly shaped crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth wide, and was menacing, trying to swallow me in one bite.

Because, my gentlemen, the emperor, please allow me to make it clear that he was originally a heinous tyrant, and the people on the island, even the tyrant's favorite ministers and concubines, have become the most miserable people in the world.In his large and small granaries, the food has already become moldy, but the people who have been tortured by him are still struggling on the verge of starvation.

In his island country, there is no need to fear foreign invasion; even so, he still captured all the young people on the island, beat them with leather whips, and made them all become heroes, and then gathered this group of people , a batch

Another batch was sold to the neighboring prince who paid the most, and he got millions of new shells from them, and put them together with the millions of shells inherited from his father.We are told that his hideous set of principles was brought back from his travels in the North.It must be opposed, because in the minds of these islanders, whether traveling to the north, traveling to the Canary Islands, or even sailing in Greenland is all the same, and from these intricate reasons

It is superfluous for us to find a definite explanation.

Gu Kai

Even though the couple picked cucumbers by accident, their compatriots believed that they had made earth-shattering feats, and in order to express their gratitude, they embraced them on the throne of the emperor.When this pair of kind people were flying in mid-air, because they were too close to the sun, they became blind in both eyes, and even a little bit of spiritual light in their hearts was also wiped out, but this did not prevent them from staying on the island. The government implements a benevolent government. As far as I know afterwards, all the people never eat cucumbers unless they say "God bless the emperor".

Our ship, though plundered by the storm, was not damaged at all, so after some repairs we said good-bye to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under a strong sea-wind, and after six weeks' voyage we traveled with average Arrived safely in Ceylon.

After we arrived in Ceylon, another fourteen days passed in a blink of an eye. Unexpectedly, the local chief executive had an eldest son. He suggested that I go hunting together on this day, which was exactly what I wanted.My friend, tall and strong, was used to it in spite of the heat; but I had been feeling out of energy from overactivity during the last few days, and had been thrown far away by him whenever I entered the woods.

I had noticed a turbulent torrent in front of me, and I was about to sit down and rest on the shore for a while, but I heard a rustling sound on the road I was walking on.I looked back, but I was scared out of my wits. I saw a huge lion walking towards me. I knew it was honest and rude, and it would never ask for my permission.

Just use my poor body as a breakfast.Shotgun in my shotgun, had to hit rabbits or something.After much deliberation, I felt that the time was short, and that there was no room for confusion; so I decided to shoot the beast, hoping to scare it away, or at best injure it.However, after I shot the lion, it was furious and rushed towards me like crazy. This is the first time I have encountered such an astonishing scene.

At this time, instinct completely overwhelmed rational thinking. Even though I knew it was impossible, I still wanted to give it a try—and run away!I turned around, and—just as I was about to slip away, I got goosebumps all over my body—I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifyingly shaped crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth, and it was coming. Fierce, trying to swallow me in one gulp.

You can easily imagine, my gentlemen, the horrors of my situation!There are lions behind, crocodiles in front, rapids on the left, deep pools on the right, and as far as I know afterwards, the most poisonous snakes often haunt the pools.

I was flustered and fell to the ground quickly. Even if Hercules came like this, no one would be blamed.At this time, all I could think of in my mind was waiting for a terrible scene to happen:

Right now, either the angry beast will catch me with its teeth and claws, or the crocodile will swallow me up.However, within the few ticking seconds, a powerful but very unfamiliar voice was heard in my ear.I finally mustered up the courage to look up and look around——

Do you know how? ——I'm so happy that the lion that was roaring towards me happened to jump over my head and jump into the crocodile's open gap at the moment I crouched on the ground. mouth.This one's head was at this moment when a poor fellow was rolling up the tarpaulin on the mainmast,

At this time, he was thrown out, at least three kilometers away from the boat, and fell into the sea.However, because of this, he was very lucky and was saved instead. It turned out that when he was thrown into the air, he happened to catch the tail of a sorrel duck, which not only relieved

It slowed down his fall into the sea, and gave him the opportunity to turn over on its back, even to lie on its neck and wings, and then swim slowly over, and finally he was dragged to the deck.Embedded in that one's throat, they both exerted their sucking strength and struggled desperately, trying to get out of their predicament quickly.I'm not in a hurry

I jumped in front of them, drew out my hunting knife, swiped it, and chopped off the lion's head, and its body fell at my feet, still twitching.I pushed the lion's head in still further with the butt of my rifle, toward the crocodile's throat, and suffocated the crocodile instantly.

No sooner had I succeeded in cutting off these two dreadful enemies than my friend stepped forward to see why I was so procrastinating.

In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.

I reported this very thrilling episode in front of the chief executive, and he immediately sent a cart and some servants to pull the two animals back.I asked a local cobbler to sew a cigarette pouch for me out of lion skin, and because I used this pouch, my friends in Ceylon respected me very much.And the remaining skins were given to some mayors along the way on my way back to Holland. They wanted to pay thousands of ancient gold coins for the sake of reciprocity.

As for the crocodile skin, according to the Dutch custom, it is first peeled off and placed in the museum in Amsterdam as the most precious treasure on display. The guide there, for each of the guests he guides, tells the story of the crocodile. The whole story of the crocodile.In the process of telling the story, he can't help adding oil and vinegar, true and false, and mixed, which is amazing.

Very annoyed!For instance, he used to say, when the lion was going through the belly of the crocodile, and was about to hit the ass to get away, my gentleman, who is the famous baron, is what he used to call me, Just aim at the lion's head that is about to protrude, together with the three-foot-long tail of the crocodile, chop off all at once.What about the crocodile?

The guy continued, of course he refused to lose his tail carelessly, so he quickly turned his head and opened his mouth to bite the hunting knife in Mr.'s hand. He stabbed the beast in the heart, and immediately fell down on the spot and lost his life.

I am ashamed to tell you, my gentlemen, but I am ashamed of this fellow's thick-skinned face.Some who have never lived with me, especially in our skeptical age, are apt to regard my truthful statements as want of truth, especially in our skeptical age, when such superficial nonsense comes to pass, which seems to me a dignified gentleman. It is simply intolerable slander and insult.

In 1776, I rushed to Portsmouth Naval Port, boarded a first-class British warship, and headed for North America with [-] soldiers and [-] cannons.I originally wanted to tell you about my experience in England here, but on second thought, it is better to find another opportunity.But there is one thing that I find very interesting, and I might as well mention it by the way.At that time, I was lucky enough to meet the extravagant king, sitting in a luxurious carriage, driving all the way to the Parliament.A groom sitting on the front of the car has a very serious attitude, but he swings the whip skillfully in his hand, and the words "Ge-e Rex" are raised on the whip. The fender in front of the car is daunting. Engraved with a very clear British coat of arms.

We traveled by sea, and encountered no strange things along the way, until we were about [-] kilometers away from the St. Lorenz River, the ship did not know what happened, and there was a huge vibration that was caught off guard. We thought it was obviously a reef. .So I threw down the sounding hammer, and although I measured it to be five hundred or so deep as Kraft, I still didn't touch the bottom of the sea.What is inexplicable and incomprehensible from this unexpected contingency is that we should have lost the ship, and

Chapter 0097 Tests the Cadres

Xiao Bai felt that the surrounding air pressure was not right, the vast sea of ​​clouds and the Xiaoxiao snow curtain made him restless.

The sassy and unrestrained face of the world suddenly showed a smudge of shame.

The scattered peach petals fell on the blushing face of the woman in the pool one by one, and the gleaming cherry red was reflected in the surging eyes of the sword, as if the pale ink landscape was instantly splashed with pastels.

The same cherry red climbed up the majestic snow-capped mountains, causing slight aftershocks, and set off waves in the misty pool, which could not be calm for a long time.

The wind and clouds moved over Baicao Peak, and Xuxuhui formed a huge vortex.

The bamboo forest roared like a tidal wave, and the bamboo leaves and peach petals flew.

Xiao Bai felt that this might be a sign that the rain was coming and the building was full of wind.

But in fact, the mountain rain has come.

This kind of humiliation of the slight shock of the palace body, this kind of joy of the body and soul...

The corners of Yijianhu's eyes twitched slightly, forcibly restraining the bursting tidal power.

But in the end, I still couldn't hold back.

"You idiot, I'll kill you!"

She raised her hand towards Xiao Bai...

Just when she was about to repeat the old trick, and when the blow made Xiao Bai dry, her hand stopped.

I just feel that the majestic figure has the transparency of understanding the way of heaven, and there seems to be a touch of tenderness that can reach the soul between the handsome brows.

Like her mother when she was a baby...

Xiao Bai stood opposite Yijianhu, holding his cheeks to observe Yijianhu's reaction.

Unexpectedly, this woman's reaction was much more than that of Mu Yun and Yuhu, as expected of a tidal physique.

Originally, he was ready to accept her revenge pumping.

Spiritual water and salt stone grass are already in place in the inventory.

As a result, the woman looked at him dumbfounded.

Alas, after the demon girl and the witch, another one became a nympho.

"That's good."