My Charms Only Work on Bad Women

I am ashamed to tell you, my gentlemen, but I am ashamed of this fellow's thick-skinned face.Some who have never lived with me, especially in our skeptical age, are apt to regard my truthful statements as want of truth, especially in our skeptical age, when such superficial nonsense comes to pass, which seems to me a dignified gentleman. It is simply intolerable slander and insult.

In 1776, I rushed to Portsmouth Naval Port, boarded a first-class British warship, and headed for North America with [-] soldiers and [-] cannons.I originally wanted to tell you about my experience in England here, but on second thought, it is better to find another opportunity.But there is one thing that I find very interesting, and I might as well mention it by the way.At that time, I was lucky enough to meet the extravagant king, sitting in a luxurious carriage, driving all the way to the Parliament.A groom sitting on the front of the car has a very serious attitude, but he wields the whip skillfully in his hand, and the words "ge-e rex" pop out from the tip of the whip. The fender in front of the car is daunting. Engraved with a very clear British coat of arms.

We traveled by sea, and encountered no strange things along the way, until we were about [-] kilometers away from the St. Lorenz River, the ship did not know what happened, and there was a huge vibration that was caught off guard. We thought it was obviously a reef. .So I threw down the sounding hammer, and although I measured it to be five hundred or so deep as Kraft, I still didn't touch the bottom of the sea.What is inexplicable and incomprehensible from this unexpected contingency is that we should have lost the ship, and

It would also be broken up to the waist, and all the masts were split from end to end, and two even hit the deck and smashed to pieces.To prove the severity of the impact, there is another basis: At that time, all the crew members below the deck bounced up with their feet in the air, and hit their heads on the ceiling.When I was touched like this, my head immediately shrank into my stomach. Hey, it must have been resting for several months before it began to grow back to its original shape.Another time, we suddenly spotted a huge whale lying on the water

Going up to bask in the sun and sleeping soundly, everyone was suddenly terrified and fell into an indescribable chaos.This huge monster was very dissatisfied with being harassed by our ship, so it flicked its tail and smashed our stern viewing platform and part of the deck. At the same time, it showed two rows of sharp teeth ,

Bite the main anchor we have always set on the rudder, and then drag our boat and swim in a hurry, hey, it has swum at least sixty kilometers away, and that hour is calculated by six kilometers!God knows, if it hadn't been for some luck that the chain had snapped in time, we would have been dragged to

Where is it lost!True, the whale lost our ship, but we lost the anchor too.However, six months later, when we revisited Europe, we found that a few kilometers away from this old place, the whale was floating on the sea, dead.Not that I'm bragging, measure its body, it's at least half a kilometer long.Because the beast is so huge, and only a tiny part of it can be placed on our deck.

At last he was dragged to the deck.Embedded in that one's throat, they all exerted their sucking strength and struggled desperately, trying to get out of their predicament quickly.But I didn't rush, I jumped in front of them, drew out my hunting knife, swiped it, and chopped off the lion's head, its body was lying at my feet, still twitching

Chapter 0101 A woman who is more poisonous than a poisonous snake

Leaving Chaoge City, Xiao Bai went straight to Xueyanzong.

This time looking for the princess, firstly, he had the attitude of giving it a try, and secondly, he had a selfish desire to pick up girls.

In the end, he actually got two artifacts, the Phantom Spirit Hat and the Fire Spirit Bullet, which are enough to subvert Xiao Bai's three views.

Xiao Bai was very excited, but Princess Feiyue's hidden ambition also made him worried.

Even he felt that this woman was playing too much!

Even if the Daomeng could tolerate the random killings in the battle of Yijianhu Zongguo, and even beheaded Lord Jianzong, it would be impossible to tolerate this woman.

As half of the ruling class, she actually wants to break the shackles of class and serve the benevolent people!

Xiao Bai felt that he had to become stronger as soon as possible.

Otherwise, I don't even know how the princess died...

Back to Baicao Peak.

East Cliff Hot Spring.

"I am back."

Xiao Bai did not show these two strategic weapons to his wives, which was too irresponsible to Fei Yue.

In front of him, Yijianhu was recuperating alone in the pond.

A rare ray of morning light pierced through the sea of ​​clouds and mist, and shone on the shimmering and radiant body of the Fengshen.

As if a dog's nose smelled its master's scent, Yijianhu's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes.

Seeing Xiao Bai's face with dark circles, even the mist couldn't cover it.

Xiao Bai Xiao Sa didn't take her with him.

She is a little sour.

"You guy, listening to music and playing dice all night, with dark circles under your eyes, won a lot of money, right?"

"What are you thinking?"

Xiao Bai said angrily.

I am a demon-subduing hero who fought a battle with the snake girl, how could I listen to the song and bet on it?

Yijianhu Tonton drank wildly, treating it as morning tea, glanced sideways at Xiao Bai, and said:

"Your vibrating ability can actually move the dice without using spiritual power. It's very simple. Do you want to try it?"

"..."

Xiao Bai was speechless.

But after thinking about it, this is really an unimagined path, and it is very easy to achieve.

If you have time, you can also earn black money from the casino dealer!

This is not gambling, but stealing money... Xiao Bai has a clear conscience.

Hearing Xiao Bai's voice, Mu Yun soon came to the pool in the warm morning light.

Seeing Xiao Bai dressed in palace attire, he knew that he had seen Feiyue.

But Feiyue is just a mortal, so obviously he won't let his body become so weak, but he still has the smell of a certain brothel woman on his body.

"The casino doesn't make Master's body weak like this. A new generation replaces an old one. How can Miss Liansheng compare to Miss Wan'er, right?"

Xiao Bai was so frightened that he stopped talking, if he attracted jealousy, he would be destroyed.

"Is there a new girl in Tianzi Pavilion?"

Yijianhu was so sour, he hated that his body was turned into a woman by Xiao Bai's shock at that time, so he couldn't move for a while.

"Even if you don't just listen to the music, you have done some happy things, you won't become like this... I want to meet this girl Wan'er too."

Mu Yun rolled Xiao Bai's eyes, and said with a cold face:

"Who knows about animals like men? They will be particularly excited when they meet a girl with a water spirit."

I have to say, what Mu Yun said was quite reasonable.

Xiao Bai didn't say a word, because the jar of jealousy came.

The empress of the palace, who is dressed in a green robe and a cloak, is coming.

The cold aura instantly covered the warm pool shore.

Walking to Xiao Bai's side, the jade pot lightly patted Xiao Bai's brocade robe, his eyebrows like bamboo leaves frowned slightly.

She noticed that on the brocade robe, there was actually a trace of a strange spiritual pressure left...

So he stripped off Xiao Bai's clothes on the spot, and put on another set of spare elder clothes.

"Mu Yun, it's time to weave some more clothes for your master."

Mu Yun nodded happily.

"Ah."

Immediately, Yuhu took out a dark red elixir from his cuff, and handed it to Xiao Bai in the air.

"A man should know how to protect himself when he is outside. Some women are more poisonous than poisonous snakes."

Xiao Bai was shocked.

It seems that the empress Zhenggong already knew what happened from the snake spirit left in his body.

Fortunately, Xiao Bai still remembered that when Yuhu connected with the old woman of Heiyang, he said that he was looking forward to it.

Her curiosity and scientific spirit suppressed the jealousy in her heart.

Although she is a bad woman, she is the good wife in every man's fantasy!

Xiao Bai carefully checked the pill in his hand.

It contains surging spiritual power and a trace of demon power, which Xiao Bai has encountered before, so it can be said to be safe and non-toxic.

My wife still loves me...

After confirming that it was not poisonous, Xiao Bai swallowed it in one gulp.

As soon as the elixir entered the stomach, it erupted with strange demonic power like a candy.

Under the action of the spiritual power catalyst, this charming fox spirit quickly merged with the remaining snake spirit, and became entangled together in a strange way.

Unexpectedly, while Xiao Bai was not paying attention, he went deep into the dantian and set off huge waves in the sea of ​​qi.

Bring a kind of bone-eating pain and pleasure, and dry his cock in place!

"you……"

Xiao Bai's eyes froze, his face turned black to charcoal, and he spat out a mouthful of white foam.

The woman who is more poisonous than a poisonous snake... It turns out that it is not the red poisonous snake, but you!

The body was in a strange tremor and joy, Xiao Bai's soles of his feet went limp, and he slowly collapsed down.

Not only foaming at the mouth, but also poems on the lower body...

Yuhu looked indifferent, bent down and stuffed three white pills into Xiao Bai's arms.

"Here are three longevity pills, you take them."

Saying this, Yuhu turned around and went back to the alchemy room, with a cold and half-smile on his face.

Seeing this scene, Yuhu and Yijianhu were stunned and exclaimed in their hearts that they were enjoying themselves.

For the first time ever, the three wives are united!

Yijianhu raised his head and laughed loudly, and Ton Ton gushed:

"Don't think that you can underestimate her just because you fell in love with a woman. Even after I have been away from the sect for so long, I have to honestly call her Master. You brat is 1 years too early!"

Xiao Bai clutched his stomach, feeling pain and happiness, but he didn't expect that Jin Li, a man in his body, was suddenly dried up by the medicine.

He still hasn't figured out how the medicinal power of the jade pot passed through the Jiaodan Dan wall, bypassed the modifier and infiltrated into the dantian...

No wonder even Yijianhu was punished to death!

Mu Yun shook his head with a smile. While feeling relieved, he also felt a little distressed when he saw Xiao Bai's miserable state.

Then he squatted down, injected some devil energy into Xiao Bai's body, and hedged against the demon spirit inside.

Fighting poison with poison made Xiao Bai's dark face return to blood.

Mu Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and said coldly:

"Unfortunately, I haven't found a magic skill that can prolong life."

"After all, the demons are immortal, they can only be killed, they will not die of old age."

"That's why the demons don't have special magic skills to prolong life... Ordinary people who practice magic skills will die faster because of insufficient talent."

Xiao Bai came back to his senses with a heavy breath, supported Mu Yun's fragrant shoulders, and almost cried.

It's Mu Yun's cutie who loves him unconditionally!