My Charms Only Work on Bad Women

You can easily imagine, my gentlemen, the horrors of my situation!There are lions behind, crocodiles in front, rapids on the left, deep pools on the right, and as far as I know afterwards, the most poisonous snakes often haunt the pools.

I was flustered and fell to the ground quickly. Even if Hercules came like this, no one would be blamed.At this time, all I could think of in my mind was waiting for a terrible scene to happen:

Right now, either the angry beast will catch me with its teeth and claws, or the crocodile will swallow me up.However, within the few ticking seconds, a powerful but very unfamiliar voice was heard in my ear.I finally mustered up the courage to look up and look around——

Do you know how? ——I'm so happy that the lion that was roaring towards me happened to jump over my head and jump into the crocodile's open gap at the moment I crouched on the ground. mouth.This one's head was at this moment when a poor fellow was rolling up the tarpaulin on the mainmast,

At this time, he was thrown out, at least three kilometers away from the boat, and fell into the sea.However, because of this, he was very lucky and was saved instead. It turned out that when he was thrown into the air, he happened to catch the tail of a sorrel duck, which not only relieved

It slowed down his fall into the sea, and gave him the opportunity to turn over on its back, even to lie on its neck and wings, and then swim slowly over, and finally he was dragged to the deck.Embedded in that one's throat, they both exerted their sucking strength and struggled desperately, trying to get out of their predicament quickly.I'm not in a hurry

I jumped in front of them, drew out my hunting knife, swiped it, and chopped off the lion's head, and its body fell at my feet, still twitching.I pushed the lion's head in still further with the butt of my rifle, toward the crocodile's throat, and suffocated the crocodile instantly.

No sooner had I succeeded in cutting off these two dreadful enemies than my friend stepped forward to see why I was so procrastinating.

In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.

I reported this very thrilling episode in front of the chief executive, and he immediately sent a cart and some servants to pull the two animals back.I asked a local cobbler to sew a cigarette pouch for me out of lion skin, and because I used this pouch, my friends in Ceylon respected me very much.And the remaining skins were given to some mayors along the way on my way back to Holland. They wanted to pay thousands of ancient gold coins for the sake of reciprocity.

As for the crocodile skin, according to the Dutch custom, it is first peeled off and placed in the museum in Amsterdam as the most precious treasure on display. The guide there, for each of the guests he guides, tells the story of the crocodile. The whole story of the crocodile.In the process of telling the story, he can't help adding oil and vinegar, true and false, and mixed, which is amazing.

Very annoyed!For instance, he used to say, when the lion was going through the belly of the crocodile, and was about to hit the ass to get away, my gentleman, who is the famous baron, is what he used to call me, Just aim at the lion's head that is about to protrude, together with the three-foot-long tail of the crocodile, chop off all at once.What about the crocodile?

The guy continued, of course he refused to lose his tail carelessly, so he quickly turned his head and opened his mouth to bite the hunting knife in Mr.'s hand. He stabbed the beast in the heart, and immediately fell down on the spot and lost his life.

I am ashamed to tell you, my gentlemen, but I am ashamed of this fellow's thick-skinned face.Some who have never lived with me, especially in our skeptical age, are apt to regard my truthful statements as want of truth, especially in our skeptical age, when such superficial nonsense comes to pass, which seems to me a dignified gentleman. It is simply intolerable slander and insult.

In 1776, I rushed to Portsmouth Naval Port, boarded a first-class British warship, and headed for North America with [-] soldiers and [-] cannons.I originally wanted to tell you about my experience in England here, but on second thought, it is better to find another opportunity.But there is one thing that I find very interesting, and I might as well mention it by the way.At that time, I was lucky enough to meet the extravagant king, sitting in a luxurious carriage, driving all the way to the Parliament.A groom sitting on the front of the car has a very serious attitude, but he swings the whip skillfully in his hand, and the words "Ge-e Rex" are raised on the whip. The fender in front of the car is daunting. Engraved with a very clear British coat of arms.

We traveled by sea, and encountered no strange things along the way, until we were about [-] kilometers away from the St. Lorenz River, the ship did not know what happened, and there was a huge vibration that was caught off guard. We thought it was obviously a reef. .So I threw down the sounding hammer, and although I measured it to be five hundred or so deep as Kraft, I still didn't touch the bottom of the sea.What is inexplicable and incomprehensible from this unexpected contingency is that we should have lost the ship, and

It would also be broken up to the waist, and all the masts were split from end to end, and two even hit the deck and smashed to pieces.To prove the severity of the impact, there is another basis: At that time, all the crew members below the deck bounced up with their feet in the air, and hit their heads on the ceiling.When I was touched like this, my head immediately shrank into my stomach. Hey, it must have been resting for several months before it began to grow back to its original shape.Another time, we suddenly spotted a huge whale lying on the water

Going up to bask in the sun and sleeping soundly, everyone was suddenly terrified and fell into an indescribable chaos.The colossus, harassed by our ships

Chapter 0104 If I were a man, would you still dare to touch me [two-in-one boutique plus eleven or twelve]

Half an hour after the explosion, the radiation concentration of the spirit particles in the center of the fire spirit bomb was much higher than the concentration of the spirit particles around the explosion crater.

When he returned to the cave, Mu Yun had been in the center of the explosion for too long, his body had been severely irradiated, and his face was full of demonic energy.

The dantian at the peak of Foundation Establishment was about to collapse.

Mu Yun's face turned black in Xiao Bai's arms, but he said dejectedly:

"It hasn't been a month since I saw you, and in a blink of an eye, you are flying faster than me..."

Close the wooden door of the cave.

Xiao Bai took a closer look, the black aura on her face was not demonic aura, but to cover up the scorched skin that was burned by the high dose of spiritual radiation.

She didn't want to be seen by Xiao Bai, she was no match for Yuhu Yijianhu's disfigured face.

Xiao Bai looked distressed, shook his head and said:

"Stupid, can you tell me first next time you do something dangerous?"

Twilight said:

"The population of the Demon Sect is not prosperous, and it is getting worse and worse. It is a little thing that I can do a little thing. This is my own business. You don't have to worry about me."

"Who called you my wife?"

Xiao Bai stripped Mu Yun's clothes.

Pressing her palm against her scorched lower abdomen, she quickly launched a spiritual vibration, patiently shaking all the tiny spirit particles that had penetrated into her body...

Go deeper into the dantian!

Mu Yun spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Am I going to die?"

"It wasn't supposed to be, but now it is."

Xiao Bai deliberately frightened her.

However, Mu Yun unexpectedly did not feel fear and sadness, and forcibly recovered her appearance.

His face was a little pale, but his facial features still looked very beautiful, pure and lovely.

This made her dantian hurt even more...

Of course, Xiao Bai felt that this injury was still a thousand miles away from death.

The trouble is that these radiated spirit particles have almost no substance, just some high-frequency spiritual power points.

With Xiao Bai's current cultivation, it is impossible to make it smaller, or completely annihilate it into aura.

I can only try physical detoxification.

Thinking of this, Xiao Bai had an idea and asked:

"Do you have a tub?"

"Of course, the witch also needs to take a bath."

Mu Yun took out an oval-shaped purple wooden bathtub from the storage ring, it was small in size, spacious for one person, but cramped for two.

"With boiling water? Just right."

When Xiao Bai peeked at Feiyue taking a bath last night, he seemed to have seen a similar red bathtub.

The shape of the two is the same, the color of one is purple and black, and the other is vermilion.

Afterwards, Xiao Bai filled the bathtub with spiritual water that had been melted from snow.

He picked up some dead branches, lit a small fire in the fire hole, and slowly heated the spiritual water.

After the water temperature rose to 45 degrees, Xiao Bai controlled the small fire to maintain the water temperature.

Immediately, he put Mu Yun, who had recovered his pale body, into the bucket, and sat down beside the bucket.

The snow and water were in full swing, just over the cherry red, and the swaying Wen Lan made the girl frown.

The girl curled up, feeling very cold, a little scared, and said with a blushing face.

"Aren't you coming in?"

Xiao Bai wants to heal Mu Yun first.

Seeing that the barrel was too small, I planned to heal the wound outside the body.

Seeing that Mu Yun seemed a little frightened, and his condition was not very good, he hurriedly took off his clothes and waded into the water.

The wooden barrel was too small, and it was uncomfortable to be squeezed, Xiao Bai had no choice but to let Mu Yun sit on him, so that it was spacious.

People are also more comfortable.

It's just that the girl's fart valley hurts a little...

No way, now is not the time to replenish the magic.

Xiao Bai took out a small piece of blue crystal ore, crushed it in the palm of his hand, merged with the resonant spiritual power, and slowly poured it into the girl's smooth, cold belly.

"Um……"

Mu Yun frowned in pain.

But soon, the main vein crystal mine slowly melted into extremely pure spiritual power, and under Xiao Bai's gentle resonance, the spiritual power engulfed the radiated spirit particles, and slowly passed out of the body.

This process also took away a lot of flesh and blood.

A pot of water turned bloody in an instant...

Xiao Bai took the opportunity to feed Mu Yun some spiritual pills to recover from physical damage.

A blush slowly climbed up the girl's pale and cold cheeks.

Look carefully at this small face, it is probably the most two-dimensional feeling Xiao Bai has ever seen in the three-dimensional world.

The girl's body is also petite and cute.

Although she doesn't have the vast mind of a fox demon, nor does she have the majestic posture of a sword fox, but she has the unique cuteness, arrogance and pity of a human girl.

On her feet and calves, there were some black and red vine patterns.

After recovering her body temperature, the girl hugged her knees to hide the rattan patterns on her calves and feet, and also used her knees to cover her slightly humble chest.

Xiao Bai thought to himself, even if she is possessed by a demon, Mu Yun is still just a 19-year-old little sister who just finished the college entrance examination in her previous life, looking forward to her upcoming college life.

Mu Yun sat on Xiao Bai's body, and as his body became hotter and hotter, he felt more and more pain in his butt valley.

Blushing, she didn't dare to look at Xiao Bai, and only whispered:

"Why didn't you ask Master for help this time, and insisted on healing me yourself?"

Xiao Bai thought to himself, this is physical damage, which can only be removed physically, but when the words came to his lips, they turned into:

"I want to be alone with you for a while."

Mu Yun, who gradually regained his body temperature, was really hot all over by Xiao Bai's warm palm in a blink of an eye, and that bad thing under the fart valley...

The girl blushed with embarrassment and endured until now, but Xiao Bai's words broke her defense.

"I don't seem to have fully recovered... My body gets hot and cold for a while... Can you... can you hug me..."

"Alright."

Xiao Bai swallowed an irregular crystal ore, and it turned into a vigorous spirit.

Immediately lifted Mu Yun's delicate butt valley, and then slowly lowered it.

"Um……"

Mu Yun subconsciously put her arms around Xiao Bai's back of the neck.

She knew that she no longer had the effect of replenishing demons on Xiao Bai.

So, this time she didn't become a flower demon, but was always in human form.

The surging and mighty spiritual power washed over her limbs and bones, violently penetrating into her dantian and palace body.

In an instant!