My Charms Only Work on Bad Women

She suppressed the troublesome hormones and scolded Xiao Bai:

"What the hell are you doing? Last night I remembered you were sleeping on my shoulder!"

Xiao Bai, who had been fighting all night, slowly opened his eyes, and said a little tiredly:

"That posture is uncomfortable, Yuhu came over and made it like this for us."

Then I'm still there?Yijianhu was inexplicably angry.

But the angrier she gets, the more she wants to prove herself!

"Ahem, although my mind is not ready yet, my body is. Are you sure you won't have a haircut in the morning?"

What's with this strong old Siji tone?

Xiao Bai admired this woman's ability to brag...

However, women are this kind of species. If they want you to pay the public food immediately, if they don't want you to touch her, they will beat you.

Thinking in this way, Xiao Bai did not fulfill her wish:

"I'm sorry, I have a wife, and I can only help you so far because men and women can't get along with each other."

The thief who wanted to catch and play hard with one hand, anyway, the sword fox has not fully recovered, Xiao Bai thought to himself: If she is not allowed to call him husband, he will never touch her.

Yijianhu took a sip of his wine quietly, his bright eyes moved slightly, stabbing obliquely at Xiao Bai as if with sword energy.

"You mean, I'm not as good as a witch and a witch?"

Xiao Bai sneered:

"Witches and witches are all devoted to me, and they play so many tricks. Who wants you, a man?"

"You die for me!"

Yijian kicked Xiao Bai's lower body with a foxy kick.

In the end, not only did he not get kicked by Xiao Bai, but his soles turned red from being poked.

Even, the soles of the feet are still a little itchy...

I can't help but say to myself:

"I shouldn't have given you the Pill Pill Pill Wall."

Xiao Bai suddenly put his arms around her waist and said with a smile:

"Finally admitted that you stole the Jiao Pill for me?"

"you--"

Yijianhu blushed with anger, he was going to be fooled anyway, so he stopped trying to argue.

"Okay, okay, I love you, can't you, but you touch me?"

Xiao Bai felt at ease when he heard that, he only put his arms around her slender and flexible waist, but did not make any further ambiguous movements, and said in a gentlemanly manner:

"No, you are caused by hormones, I want you to love me."

Xiao Bai obviously touched her ass last time at the entrance of the gambling house, but now he just hugs her waist and does nothing, what kind of man is this?

Yijian shook off Xiao Bai's hand in a haughty manner, as if to drain him dry:

"You idiot, I'll kill you!"

Xiao Bai stepped aside and took the opportunity to remind her:

"Your ring has received the news, otherwise can you wake up by yourself?"

Only then did Yijianhu look down.

There is indeed a message from the Daomeng!

The problem is, even she can't see the encrypted information of the Dao League, how can Xiao Bai see it?

Right now, she didn't bother to ask.

Lest Xiao Bai pretend to be aggressive in front of her again, his voice turned cold, and he said in the tone of a superior to a subordinate:

"The Daoist League wants us to go to the Daoist Palace to receive meritorious service."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Bai quickly got dressed.

"Let's go."

Yijianhu was suddenly very excited.

"It seems that I have obtained my first-class skill!"

Xiao Bai quickly poured cold water on her.

"Stop dreaming, we only saved Xue Yanzong this time, and we also destroyed the original plan of the Dao League invisibly. It would be nice to give you a second-class merit."

Yijianhu's face froze slightly, he couldn't believe it.

"how is this possible?"

Xiao Bai explained:

"Because of Lu Youwei being taken over by the phantom tapir, the headquarters of the Daoist League is investigating the spies. It should be very busy. Let us take credit for this point...Maybe there is some urgent new task."

Yijianhu shook his head and sighed after hearing this, and then got dressed unhappily.

Xiao Bai didn't blink.

This woman's naked body has been seen for a long time, and suddenly she puts on the male version of the cyan elder clothing, which is amazingly cut, with a slight slimming effect, wrapped around her plump body...

The beauty is picturesque, the color is as good as it is.

Absolutely!

Yijianhu doesn't understand Xiao Bai's lust at all.

"You are insane, you don't touch your clothes when you take them off, and you don't blink when you put them on. I think if you continue, you have to look at men."

Xiao Bai smiled and shook his head.

"I don't touch men, but if you were a man I would turn you into a woman."

"Fuck your sword spirit."

Fasten the tight bosom, fasten the waist, and lift the bamboo tube of wine with a sword and drink tons of wine.

Xiao Bai:

"..."

……

Afterwards, they greeted Yuhu, and the two went straight to Chaoge City.

As soon as Yijianhu entered the city, the two were invited to the Taoist Palace before Yijianhu had time to play on the long street.

On the top floor of the Jiandao Palace, the Court of Judges.

You Yazi, the Taoist envoy who was more fishy than Yijianhu at work, finally showed his face.

Xiao Bai remembered that the last time they met, Yijianhu had fought with the old man, even though he had never fought.

The old man was gray-haired, not tall, and thin. He had a scribbled fairy-tale style, a childlike face with white hair, and deep eyes that looked kind and calm.

As for how strong You Yazi is, Xiao Bai heard Lao Yuzi when he traveled through. His cultivation level is a distraction, but he can check and balance Yijianhu, so he is not easy to provoke.

Xiao Bai looked carefully, the old man's back was straight, his hands were leaning on the crutches, and the hilt was tied with fishing line, which was thinner but longer than the last time we met.

The thinner fishing line means that you will not be able to catch big fish for a long time and you are ready to catch small fish.

The longer fishing line is to expand the fishing range, and even small fish may not be caught for a long time.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Xiao Bai thinks it's hard for a cultivator to catch fish.

Xiao Bai remembered that when he first crossed over, he used to fish a lot, but when he entered the Xueyan Sect's handyman's room, the chance of catching it was very small. Since he went to Baicao Peak, he never caught a single fish again!

He guessed that since a cultivator chooses fishing instead of catching fish, he must disdain to use spells. Compared with ordinary people who use all their strength to fish, their Dao Xin is not so stable.

Secondly, the spiritual pressure of the practitioners may interfere with the fish's eating...

Third, maybe the spirit fish is just hard to catch!

The above are Xiao Bai's guesses so far, and the details have yet to be verified.

Last time, Yazi met the two on the roof of Tiancaiyuan.

This time, I came to the interior of the Court of Heavenly Judgment.

This is the first time Xiao Bai has come to the most majestic place of the Dao League.

I can't help but feel a little hairy and apprehensive...

The Court of Heavenly Judgment is the place where the Daoist League decides and discusses matters. It has a very high floor and is sealed on all sides. The five swords and auspicious clouds emblem are engraved on the dome ceiling.

There are five huge pillars in the Tiancai Courtyard to support the dome, and five black boulders are suspended at the waist, giving people a solemn sense of justice and ceremony.

Beside Yazi, there are two old faces.

The chief arrester of the prison house, Xuanyuanji.

And the Supervisory Office, Supervisor Xuanshi.

You Yazi pondered for a long time, his mind still filled with the regret of missing a grouper last night.

"The two of you helped the Dao League eliminate harm, and killed Lu Youwei, who was taken over by the grouper...cough cough, who was taken away by the phantom tapir. This time, you have made a great contribution."

Grouper...

Xiao Bai's face collapsed, and the majesty and fear in his heart disappeared.

On the side, Xuanyuanji looked embarrassed, and hurriedly took over the conversation.

"However, the Lu family is still making trouble in the headquarters. They feel that Supervisor Xiao shouldn't directly kill Lu Youwei, but should find out the spirit of the phantom tapir and save Lu Youwei's body...so this time, the headquarters did not teach the two of them. , only the Cambrian Daoist Palace privately rewards two second-class meritorious deeds, each with [-] spirit stones."

Xuanyuanji was wearing a tall hat, his face was full of wrinkles, his eyebrows were drooping, and he looked even more tired than You Yazi.

"Second class work?"

Even though Xiao Bai had been vaccinated early, upon hearing the cold news, Yijianhu still grabbed Xuanyuanji by the collar angrily:

"Can you say that again!"