My Charms Only Work on Bad Women

Crimson Moon looked indifferent.

"I don't understand."

"I didn't expect you to understand either."

Xia Houmin didn't bother to say anything more, so he cut to the chase and said:

"I need your toys, and I need a lot of powerful toys, toys that can overthrow a hundred thousand forbidden troops."

Crimson Moon said lightly:

"I don't have that kind of thing."

Xia Houmin shook his head and sneered.

"Do you think I'm a child? Your spirit-killing fire blunderbuss can kill even monsters, and the deaths of the three ancestors of the Xueyan Sect are also extremely strange. It may be related to you. Your conspiracy is not small!"

At this moment, Xiao Bai has already mixed into Ziyang Palace, and will go to the basement soon.

It stands to reason that Xue Yanzong has done a good job of keeping secrets. Unexpectedly, the fourth prince still knew about it. It seems that the Taoist League has arranged a lot of secret work in Xue Yanzong.

He suddenly remembered that during the demon attack that day, the Onmyoji was clearly fighting near the sword mound, but after hearing the sound of firecrackers firing, he secretly ran to Qingshou Peak...

This kid is actually a secret agent of the Dao League!

No wonder you pretend to be feminine. If you are a man, how can you have the opportunity to touch the refining process of the jade pot?

Of course, he heard from Mu Yun that even so, Yuhu didn't let him go to the top of the mountain...

It seems that Yuhu has long been wary of him.

In the torture room, Princess Feiyue repeated one sentence over and over again.

"I said, you suspect that I can, please hand me over to the emperor or the prince for interrogation, you are not qualified to judge me."

Seeing that she didn't know what to do, Xia Houmin picked up the poisoned wine on the table.

"I have something special for you."

Saying this, black Gu worms crawled out from the side of the poisoned wine.

"Seeing that you flirt with Xiao Bai, you must want to be with him, right?"

"Look at me destroying your beautiful face and your good figure. What can you give to that man?"

"Sensible, take out the toy yourself, lest these bugs not only destroy your body, but also search your soul!"

Fei Yue was still reticent, seeing that Gu worm was like seeing a rice worm, without any fear.

"According to the laws of Tianyuan Dao, I have the right to defend myself if Brother Huang does this...and even kill you."

"What a big breath!"

Xia Houmin laughed back in anger, and poured a pot of poisoned wine on Feiyue's side face!

Xiao Bai had already arrived outside the torture room, and was about to raise his hand to shake the poisoned wine away——

However, the black button on Fei Yuexiong's mouth suddenly exploded with a red light!

With a surging impact from the red light, the poisonous wine was poured on Xia Houmin's face in an instant.

Immediately, a snake-like iron rope protruded from the inside of the button, spread rapidly, and wrapped around the whole body.

The iron rope stretched infinitely and entangled infinitely, wrapping Feiyue into a giant with armor more than ten feet high in a blink of an eye.

"you--"

Xia Houmin covered his disfigured face, rolled and screamed on the ground, gritted his teeth and called out to the guards outside.

The Yanjia giant raised his big foot and stepped on Xia Houmin's face!

At the same time, a cold mechanical sound split into Xiao Bai's sea of ​​consciousness.

[Ding——The suspected evil behavior of the heroine Xiahou Feiyue was detected. Did the host immediately... detect that the host is at the scene of the crime? Please stop the host according to the degree of crime. After successfully stopping the heroine's evil deeds, you may be able to draw a big gift package from heaven ! 】

Chapter 0107 BUG in the Way of Heaven

"Anti-theft Chapter"

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The first trip in my life was at sea, long before I went to Russia, about which I have told you many beautiful stories.

As early as when I was playing with the white goose, it was also when I was having fun with the black-bearded uncle, that is, the hussar colonel, and it was also when others still couldn't figure out whether the tuft of hair under my jaw was fine hair or a beard. At that time, travel was the only hope I could dream of.In the early years, my father also spent a lot of precious time traveling

Therefore, often in order to pass the long winter night, he told those adventure stories with sincerity and candor, and I will talk about the amazing parts of them in detail, so that you can know fundamentally that I This kind of addiction to travel is due to my inner talent and external influence.In short, no matter whether I have conditions or not, I always seize every opportunity to observe our world eagerly, and for the sake of

In order to meet my own requirements, I will not hesitate to take any means of extortion; of course, I will not come for nothing.Finally, one day, in order to travel abroad, I obtained a glimmer of hope from my father, but in the end, I was opposed by both my mother and my aunt.

It could have come true, although it was robbed by the storm, it was not damaged at all, so after a little repair, we said goodbye to the emperor and his wife, and we set sail under the strong sea wind. for bubbles.Finally, by coincidence, a relative of my mother came to visit us.It didn't take long for me to become his favorite; he often told me that I was a beautiful and lively young man, and he would spare no effort to help me realize the dream I had dreamed of.

He is very eloquent, beyond my reach, he and his parents, both sides have argued and debated more than once, and finally decided to let me travel to Ceylon with him, which really makes me really happy. That uncle was once an officer in Ceylon.

We have been entrusted by the authorities of the Dutch Federation in various ways, and we set sail from Amsterdam.During our journey, the plot would be unremarkable without the account of the extraordinary storm.However, the ending of this storm is so wonderful that I would like to say a few words about it.we anchored on a small island

I was planning to get some firewood and drinking water, but suddenly a shocking storm broke out, and it was so fierce that a large number of people hugged each other.

Although it was robbed by the storm, it was not damaged at all, so after a little repair, we bid farewell to the emperor and his wife, and set sail in the fierce sea wind. After passing six towering trees, they were uprooted from the ground. , Throw it out of the sky.Although some trees weigh tens of thousands of pounds, once they fly into the unfathomable heights of space—hey, at least five hundred kilometers above the ground—it seems that they can’t exceed a small feather of a flying bird, which is always in the air. Floating in the air.

Presently the storm subsided, the showers ceased, and every great tree fell straight into its original place, and the roots immediately grew up again, and at first glance there was no sign of the devastation here. .Only the largest tree, the situation is quite different.When it was suddenly hit by a storm and pulled up from the ground, there happened to be a man, together with his wife, picking cucumbers from its branches, because on the earth, there is only one tree in this place.

Such beautiful fruit grows.The simple couple, like Blanchard's hammer, had to let it go and make a cosmic journey, but due to their weight, the big tree did not fall toward the original growth place, but fell sideways. Turn around and land flat on the ground.Lao Tzu, the ninety-five supreme emperor on this island

Like the vast majority of ordinary people, whenever a storm comes, they are afraid of being buried in the ruins, and they can't wait to be looted by the storm, but they are not damaged at all, so after a little repair

We bid farewell to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under the strong sea wind. We escaped from the house after passing through six lands. We had just returned to the garden and were about to go home when a big tree fell from the sky. happy event, just crush him to death here.Isn't this a great joy?

Yes, yes, this is really a great joy; but goosebumps all over my body - I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifying crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth, and it was coming. Fierce, trying to swallow me in one gulp.Goosebumps all over my body—I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifyingly shaped crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth wide, and was menacing, trying to swallow me in one bite.

Because, my gentlemen, the emperor, please allow me to make it clear that he was originally a heinous tyrant, and the people on the island, even the tyrant's favorite ministers and concubines, have become the most miserable people in the world.In his large and small granaries, the food has already become moldy, but the people who have been tortured by him are still struggling on the verge of starvation.

In his island country, there is no need to fear foreign invasion; even so, he still captured all the young people on the island, beat them with leather whips, and made them all become heroes, and then gathered this group of people , a batch

Another batch was sold to the neighboring prince who paid the most, and he got millions of new shells from them, and put them together with the millions of shells inherited from his father.We are told that his hideous set of principles was brought back from his travels in the North.It must be opposed, because in the minds of these islanders, whether traveling to the north, traveling to the Canary Islands, or even sailing in Greenland is all the same, and from these intricate reasons

It is superfluous for us to find a definite explanation.

Even though the couple picked cucumbers by accident, their compatriots believed that they had made earth-shattering feats, and in order to express their gratitude, they embraced them on the throne of the emperor.When this pair of kind people were flying in mid-air, because they were too close to the sun, they became blind in both eyes, and even a little bit of spiritual light in their hearts was also wiped out, but this did not prevent them from staying on the island. The government implements a benevolent government. As far as I know afterwards, all the people never eat cucumbers unless they say "God bless the emperor".

Our ship, though plundered by the storm, was not damaged at all, so after some repairs we said good-bye to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under a strong sea-wind, and after six weeks' voyage we traveled with average Arrived safely in Ceylon.

After we arrived in Ceylon, another fourteen days passed in a blink of an eye. Unexpectedly, the local chief executive had an eldest son. He suggested that I go hunting together on this day, which was exactly what I wanted.My friend, tall and strong, was used to it in spite of the heat; but I had been feeling out of energy from overactivity during the last few days, and had been thrown far away by him whenever I entered the woods.

I had noticed a turbulent torrent in front of me, and I was about to sit down and rest on the shore for a while, but I heard a rustling sound on the road I was walking on.I looked back, but I was scared out of my wits. I saw a huge lion walking towards me. I knew it was honest and rude, and it would never ask for my permission.

Just use my poor body as a breakfast.Shotgun in my shotgun, had to hit rabbits or something.After much deliberation, I felt that the time was short, and that there was no room for confusion; so I decided to shoot the beast, hoping to scare it away, or at best injure it.However, after I shot the lion, it was furious and rushed towards me like crazy. This is the first time I have encountered such an astonishing scene.

At this time, instinct completely overwhelmed rational thinking. Even though I knew it was impossible, I still wanted to give it a try—and run away!I turned around, and—just as I was about to slip away, I got goosebumps all over my body—I saw a few steps away from me, squatting a terrifyingly shaped crocodile, it opened its bloody mouth, and it was coming. Fierce, trying to swallow me in one gulp.

You can easily imagine, my gentlemen, the horrors of my situation!There are lions behind, crocodiles in front, rapids on the left, deep pools on the right, and as far as I know afterwards, the most poisonous snakes often haunt the pools.

I was flustered and fell to the ground quickly. Even if Hercules came like this, no one would be blamed.At this time, all I could think of in my mind was waiting for a terrible scene to happen:

Right now, either the angry beast will catch me with its teeth and claws, or the crocodile will swallow me up.However, within the few ticking seconds, a powerful but very unfamiliar voice was heard in my ear.I finally mustered up the courage to look up and look around——

Do you know how? ——I'm so happy that the lion that was roaring towards me happened to jump over my head and jump into the crocodile's open gap at the moment I crouched on the ground. mouth.This one's head was at this moment when a poor fellow was rolling up the tarpaulin on the mainmast,

At this time, he was thrown out, at least three kilometers away from the boat, and fell into the sea.However, because of this, he was very lucky and was saved instead. It turned out that when he was thrown into the air, he happened to catch the tail of a sorrel duck, which not only relieved

It slowed down his fall into the sea, and gave him the opportunity to turn over on its back, even to lie on its neck and wings, and then swim slowly over, and finally he was dragged to the deck.Embedded in that one's throat, they both exerted their sucking strength and struggled desperately, trying to get out of their predicament quickly.I'm not in a hurry

I jumped in front of them, drew out my hunting knife, swiped it, and chopped off the lion's head, and its body fell at my feet, still twitching.I pushed the lion's head in still further with the butt of my rifle, toward the crocodile's throat, and suffocated the crocodile instantly.

No sooner had I succeeded in cutting off these two dreadful enemies than my friend stepped forward to see why I was so procrastinating.

In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.In the midst of congratulations, we measured the length of the crocodile, well, according to Parisian measures, it was forty feet and seven inches.

I reported this very thrilling episode in front of the chief executive, and he immediately sent a cart and some servants to pull the two animals back.I asked a local cobbler to sew a cigarette pouch for me out of lion skin, and because I used this pouch, my friends in Ceylon respected me very much.And the remaining skins were given to some mayors along the way on my way back to Holland. They wanted to pay thousands of ancient gold coins for the sake of reciprocity.

As for the crocodile skin, according to the Dutch custom, it is first peeled off and placed in the museum in Amsterdam as the most precious treasure on display. The guide there, for each of the guests he guides, tells the story of the crocodile. The whole story of the crocodile.In the process of telling the story, he can't help adding oil and vinegar, true and false, and mixed, which is amazing.

Very annoyed!For instance, he used to say, when the lion was going through the belly of the crocodile, and was about to hit the ass to get away, my gentleman, who is the famous baron, is what he used to call me, Just aim at the lion's head that is about to protrude, together with the three-foot-long tail of the crocodile, chop off all at once.What about the crocodile?

The guy continued, of course he refused to lose his tail carelessly, so he quickly turned his head and opened his mouth to bite the hunting knife in Mr.'s hand. He stabbed the beast in the heart, and immediately fell down on the spot and lost his life.

I am ashamed to tell you, my gentlemen, but I am ashamed of this fellow's thick-skinned face.Some who have never lived with me, especially in our skeptical age, are apt to regard my truthful statements as want of truth, especially in our skeptical age, when such superficial nonsense comes to pass, which seems to me a dignified gentleman. It is simply intolerable slander and insult.

In 1776, I rushed to Portsmouth Naval Port, boarded a first-class British warship, and headed for North America with [-] soldiers and [-] cannons.I originally wanted to tell you about my experience in England here, but on second thought, it is better to find another opportunity.But there is one thing that I find very interesting, and I might as well mention it by the way.At that time, I was lucky enough to meet the extravagant king, sitting in a luxurious carriage, driving all the way to the Parliament.A groom sitting on the front of the car has a very serious attitude, but he wields the whip skillfully in his hand, and the words "ge-e rex" pop out from the tip of the whip. The fender in front of the car is daunting. Engraved with a very clear British coat of arms.

We traveled by sea, and encountered no strange things along the way, until we were about [-] kilometers away from the St. Lorenz River, the ship did not know what happened, and there was a huge vibration that was caught off guard. We thought it was obviously a reef. .So I threw down the sounding hammer, and although I measured it to be five hundred or so deep as Kraft, I still didn't touch the bottom of the sea.What is inexplicable and incomprehensible from this unexpected contingency is that we should have lost the ship, and

It would also be broken up to the waist, and all the masts were split from end to end, and two even hit the deck and smashed to pieces.To prove the severity of the impact, there is another basis: At that time, all the crew members below the deck bounced up with their feet in the air, and hit their heads on the ceiling.When I was touched like this, my head immediately shrank into my stomach. Hey, it must have been resting for several months before it began to grow back to its original shape.Another time, we suddenly spotted a huge whale lying on the water

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Going up to bask in the sun and sleeping soundly, everyone was suddenly terrified and fell into an indescribable chaos.This huge monster was very dissatisfied with being harassed by our ship, so it flicked its tail and smashed our stern viewing platform and part of the deck. At the same time, it showed two rows of sharp teeth ,

Bite the main anchor we have always set on the rudder, and then drag our boat and swim in a hurry, hey, it has swum at least sixty kilometers away, and that hour is calculated by six kilometers!God knows, if it hadn't been for some luck that the chain had snapped in time, we would have been dragged to

Where is it lost!True, the whale lost our ship, but we lost the anchor too.However, six months later, when we revisited Europe, we found that a few kilometers away from this old place, the whale was floating on the sea, dead.Not that I'm bragging, measure its body, it's at least half a kilometer long.Because the beast is so huge, and only a tiny part of it can be placed on our deck.

At last he was dragged to the deck.Embedded in that one's throat, they both exerted their sucking strength and struggled desperately, trying to get out of their predicament quickly.But I didn't rush, I jumped up to them, drew out my hunting knife, swiped it, and chopped off the lion's head, and its body was lying at my feet, still twitching. ——————————————————————— Pirates Chapter "

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The first trip I ever took in my life was at sea, long before I went to Russia, of which I have told you many charming stories.

As early as when I was playing with the white goose, it was also when I was having fun with the black-bearded uncle, that is, the hussar colonel, and it was also when others still couldn't figure out whether the tuft of hair under my jaw was fine hair or a beard. At that time, travel was the only hope I could dream of.In the early years, my father also spent a lot of precious time traveling

Therefore, often in order to pass the long winter night, he told those adventure stories with sincerity and candor, and I will talk about the amazing parts of them in detail, so that you can know fundamentally that I This kind of addiction to travel is due to my inner talent and external influence.In short, no matter whether I have conditions or not, I always seize every opportunity to observe our world eagerly, and for the sake of

In order to meet my own requirements, I will not hesitate to take any means of extortion; of course, I will not come for nothing.Finally, one day, in order to travel abroad, I obtained a glimmer of hope from my father, but in the end, I was opposed by both my mother and my aunt.

It could have been fulfilled, although it was robbed by the storm, it was not damaged at all, so after a little repair, we said goodbye to the emperor and his wife, and set sail under the strong sea wind. for bubbles.Finally, by coincidence, a relative of my mother came to visit us.It didn't take long for me to become his favorite; he often told me that I was a beautiful and lively young man, and he would spare no effort to help me realize the dream I had dreamed of.

He is very eloquent, beyond my reach. He and his parents, after more than one argument and argument, finally decided to let me travel to Ceylon with him. That uncle had also been an officer in Ceylon before.