My Charms Only Work on Bad Women
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Wonderful, really wonderful!
After the appreciation, Xiao Bai answered Yijianhu's question.
"I'm protecting Mu Yun from the bad guys."
Yijianhu sipped Zhu Yeqing and glanced at Xiao Bai coldly.
"This woman is not easy...Are you sure she needs your protection?"
Xiao Bai smiled and asked Yijianhu:
"Aren't you more simple?"
Your mouth is so sweet!
Yi Jianhu was powerless to refute, only to find out:
"Speaking of which, why did she make me the exact same clothes as yours?"
Xiao Bai said truthfully:
"Where, the underwear is still different."
Only then did Yijianhu realize that her outfit, which seemed to fit perfectly, was actually a two-in-one replica of Xiao Bai's elder clothes and jade pot clothes.
"The material of this set of underwear is okay, but the quality of the elder clothes is too bad. Yours is obviously better. This little girl treats her differently. It's really annoying!"
Xiao Bai shrugged.
"I'm an elder, so the treatment is naturally better."
The more Yi Jianhu listened, the more unhappy she became. Xiao Bai's age was no different from a baby in her eyes, and she still wanted to be an elder?
"Take it off."
she said coldly.
Xiao Bai shrugged, thinking he heard something wrong.
"what?"
Yijianhu's eyelids are drooping and his face is indifferent.
"Take off your clothes, we'll change!"
Xiao Bai quit now.
"This is the Xuanjie elder's clothes that Mu Yun's little cutie has worked so hard to make for me. I'm going to replace you with ragged clothes made of amateur materials? It doesn't exist."
Yijian fox wanted to be hard, but after thinking about it, she still had a soft way.
"Change clothes, I can teach you kung fu."
When Xiao Bai heard this, he felt that the opportunity to bind the third heroine was coming, and said calmly:
"What can you teach me about kung fu?"
One Sword Fox said:
"You can teach anything."
Xiao Bai thought for a while, then tentatively said:
"I want to learn your swordsmanship... that can turn the nearby spiritual power into tides."
Generally speaking, it is impolite to directly learn from other people's housekeeping skills.
But Yijianhu didn't care, and readily agreed:
"Yes, the tidal swordsmanship is very simple, and you can teach and know how to do it."
Xiao Bai was overjoyed, as if he saw the binding prompt that popped up in advance!
"It's a word."
Next, Xiao Bai did not take off his original elder clothes, but took out the backup elder clothes from the modifier and handed them to Yi Jianhu.
It looks no different from taking out the elder clothes from the ring.
But Yijianhu still frowned.
"Where did you get your clothes from?"
Xiao Bai was shocked, how could this woman's intuition be so accurate?You know, even the witch Yuhu and the witch Mu Yun have never discovered it.
Now that he was discovered, Xiao Bai did not hide it.
In front of a real strong man, it is easy to tell lies.
"It's my high-end apprentice ring."
Xiao Bai told the truth.
Yijianhu didn't ask any further questions.
With a big wave of his hand, he excitedly pulled off his amateur clothes and put on Xiao Bai's elder clothes in front of him.
The whole time it was as if he didn't exist.
Fortunately, she changed clothes very quickly, leaving only three seconds for Xiao Bai to remember and photograph.
Three seconds is enough...
Xiao Bai saw the full set of obscene clothes inside.
I have to say that Yuhu's wife's obscene clothes are more lustrous than not wearing it, she is indeed a Charming Monster!
But wearing it on the body of a sword fox, it shows another kind of temperament, an ethereal aura that transcends things.
After careful comparison, Yuhu's figure is very rich, vast, warm and tolerant, with the soft and waxy attributes of a wife, just like Xiao Bai's spiritual harbor.
It's a pity that the transitional plump bosom makes her figure look a bit inferior, and she can only wear a spacious cloak to cover it up.
In comparison, Yijianhu's body is taller and more majestic, which is a kind of transcendental abundance, one point is fatter, one point is thinner, and the body seems to be haunted by the ethereal sword energy, and the clothes are also more beautiful. Versatile, theoretically has a more perfect figure.
Although her mind is not as vast and boundless as the jade pot, she is better than majestic and arrogant.
In terms of size, the two have different amounts of milk, but the bust is about the same.
It is equivalent to the difference between a luxury family car and a high-performance sports car.
Xiao Bai has always looked at all things in the world with an intellectual attitude.
Suddenly, a sword fox interrupted his focused expression when he was doing scholarship.
"Do you like my body?"
Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, and it took a long while to react.
It's coming, it's finally here!
Xiao Bai was overjoyed and said indifferently:
"like."
Yijianhu took a sip of wine and shrugged.
"Let Shizun prescribe you a few femininity medicines, and you can have a body like mine."
Xiao Bai tilted his head, dumbfounded.
"..."
What the hell is Nima female fall!
Yijianhu raised his head and drank, and continued:
"However, I don't like this kind of body very much. It seriously affects my swordsmanship. I have never beaten the fisherman You Yazi. I used to ask Shizun to give me medicine and some meat, but she refused. What did she say? The body is affected by the parents, and easy changes will affect the mind of the Tao.”
Xiao Bai was dumbfounded, unable to complain.
"Let's hurry up and teach the sword."
Chapter 0057 Tidal Swordsmanship Have You Learned Abandoned?
"You look good."
After drinking a pot, Yijianhu didn't bother to change the place to teach the sword, so he drew his sword on the boulder and made a gesture.
"First this, then this...then that's it."
I saw that she swiped a sword to the left and a sword to the right, just as foolish as she did.
However, the sea of clouds near Baicao Peak suddenly surged and turned into a huge wave.
A wave broke into the bamboo forest!
hula-
Green bamboo leaves and Yaoyao peach petals flew around in the forest, forming a vortex around them.
Xiao Bai was stunned.
I have to say, this scene is quite romantic.
If you can rest in the center of the tidal whirlpool, what a beautiful picture!
The question is, is the special effect at the back necessarily related to the left sword and the right sword at the front?
"This is the end?"
Xiao Bai asked blankly.
"It's over."
"It's just a broken sword technique, what else can there be."
A sword fox drank tons and tons of drinks, while talking about Versailles.
Knowing that one plus one equals two, prove it: divide a cube into the sum of two cubes, or divide a fourth power into the sum of two fourth powers, or in general divide a power higher than the second into two The sum of the same power is impossible...
In Xiao Bai's view, the process of teaching a sword fox is equivalent to proving Fermat's Last Theorem with one plus one equals two.
In the end, Xiao Bai only learned that one plus one equals one.
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