Genshin Impact: Emperor

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Shi Lv put down his teacup and stared at him, he smiled lightly.

"Sorry, I still don't understand what you mean, so let's talk straight."

"No, it's so boring."

"That's it... why don't you tell me a book, I haven't listened to your story for a long time."

"Okay, okay, I like storytelling, since you are willing to listen, then of course I am willing to talk, and the atmosphere in the tea room is pretty good, with incense, hanging pictures, some tea, and flower arrangements.'

It was easy for Zhong Li to change the topic, but he didn't know the law, he raised his bare hand lightly, and a paper fan appeared in the palm of his right hand, and then opened it with a "snap one by one", and the words "I am the only one" written in cursive script were on the fan. Wide open.

Shilu pursed his lips and smiled.

"Today is a good day. On a good day, we need to tell some interesting stories. It would be great if there are stories that both you and I understand, but we really don't know each other... It's Fu Hua, of course, I am Fu Hua! Then... let's talk about "The Legend of the Red Oriole Immortal"!"

"my pleasure."

Zhong Li held the ground and applauded.

Shilu clapped the gavel with his left hand, and then he put his hand behind his back and read the words in the posture of a storyteller.

"With a wisp of the Taixu sword with red feathers, the palm of your hand can open the sky with an inch of strength. The heart is tied to the rivers and lakes, and the Chiying Immortal in the Chiying Temple!"

"Okay, the opening poem is good!"

Zhongli praised him generously, but Shilu covered half of his face with a fan in embarrassment, leaving his round and energetic eyes rolling.

Strange, this feeling... Is it shame?What, I shouldn't be in this mood!At.

Chapter 96 Listener

"There is also a human way: There is an immortal in Shenzhou, who can open the sky with an inch of strength, a thousand stars shine on the battlefield, and the waning moon shines on the abyss!"

"Good poetry."

"The story of Immortal Scarlet Warbler does not need to be embellished, her experience alone is enough to compose a legend.

Some people say that the Chiying Immortal is really an immortal in the sky who lives in the palace above the clouds and came down to save mortals because he could not see the suffering of all beings.

It is also said that the Chiying Immortal is a crane who has undergone thousands of years of suffering and cultivated human form, killing demons and demons just to cleanse one side of peace.

But let me tell you, what they said is wrong, do you know why? "

Shilu closed the fan with a "click", and looked at Zhongli with a smile.

Zhong Li pondered slightly, and said: "In my opinion, this red warbler fairy is both a fairy and a red warbler. You can talk about immortals, and you can talk about fairy birds, but in the final analysis, he is just a person.

"Yes, that's right! You know very well."

Shilu nodded and chuckled, "What I want to tell you today is that Immortal Scarlet Warbler, just like "Ba Yisan" is just an ordinary little girl."

Want to talk about the 5-year story of that world?

Zhong Li was very interested and listened attentively.

"This little girl is no different from other little girls. She went to an ordinary school, made some ordinary friends, and lived an ordinary life.

But then one day, there was a loud bang in the sky, Honkai appeared on the stage, and monsters appeared out of nowhere, and this little girl's ordinary life was destroyed just like that.

She was stared at by the gods in the sky, saying that she is very talented and has an amazing physique, and she should receive the power of the gods to save the world and save the people from the fire and water.

Of course, this is bullshit. "

Is there such a story?

Zhong Li burst out laughing, the tea in his mouth almost spewed out.

Shilu paused, drank a sip of tea to moisten her throat, and then continued: "But this little girl has never seen such a world before, she was fooled by the gods after a few words, and suffered from that harmful thing." Xianli.

What happened after that was no longer under the control of the little girl. The gods asked her to fight with those calamities.

But in the end they still lost, and they lost very thoroughly. This was a battle that could not be lost. As a result, all lives disappeared from the mainland. "

"Does it include red ducks too?"

Although he knew that Chi Yang was by his side, Zhong Li still cheered and asked.

"No, no. The gods cast a spell on her. This little girl, she just closed her eyes and then lay down like that. One day in the cave, the world has been around for a thousand years, and when she wakes up again, it will be thousands of years later. Shenzhou.

By the way, I forgot to mention, this fairy is not so inhuman, he left two good friends for our Chiying girl, guess what? "

Do I have to guess?

Zhong Li shook his head amusedly, two snake-like figures appeared in his mind, and he pondered, "But that Dan Zhu Cangxuan?"

Shilu waved his fan and vetoed, "No, no, so you don't know everything, but you guessed the race correctly, it is indeed a snake.

"Maybe you give me a little privacy?"

"Okay okay,

Don't read your mind casually. "

Shilu grinned and continued to shake his head and talk about the book.

"The one left by the god to the Chiyang girl is a red one and a blue one, so let's call them little red and little blue!

According to the fairy's thinking, these three people should have given the advanced wisdom of the fairy world tens of thousands of years ago to the envoys of the present world, so as not to cause this collapse to happen again one day, and the mortal world is on the verge of extinction again.

But, once Chiyang and Xiaohong and Xiaolan thought about it, they felt that this matter was unreliable. Well, you must ask, how can the things arranged by the gods be unreliable?After all, she is the god who made this red duck girl live for thousands of years. m

Zhongli nodded slightly, and tried hard to think from the perspective of a mortal, "Indeed, it sounds nothing at first, but in terms of general rationality, why is this thing arranged by the gods so unreliable?"

Shi Lv was very satisfied with his timely inquiry, "Well... uh... then it must be unreliable! If it was reliable, the gods wouldn't be able to beat that Honkai back then! They couldn't beat it at that time. Will you be able to beat it in ten thousand years?"

"It's well-founded and convincing."

Just like the suppressed Whirlpool Demon God and the Ruo Tuo Dragon King of the Nantian Gate, at that time they were only [-]-[-] apart, but now he can suppress them with a flick of a finger.

"Right, right! Also, who knows if the gods made that Honkai specially? For example, for some kind of inhumane experiment or something! Hmph, anyway, the gods are gone now, and there is nothing to check There is no proof of death, in my opinion, this fairy is not a good person."

Zhongli smiled helplessly, thinking that those who came to the Herrscher didn't have much affection for Mei, after all, they made their cores into God's Key without authorization.

"Then what will Chiying and Xiaohong and Xiaolan do next?"

"Next, after discussing with the little friends, Chiying, well, let's just take the burden off! The troubles of the world should be left to the world to worry about and figure out solutions for themselves, instead of everything.

Rely on them!Although they do have the power to rival the gods, it is impossible for them to accompany the world all the time!

Zhong Li rubbed his temples and nodded slightly.

"Indeed, just like this Liyue for more than 0 years, do I have to be steadfast in every step? Now it's the best choice for humans to do it... [-]"

"You are much more conscientious than Old Antique! You really deserve to be the person who promoted her to work with you for many years."

Shilu muttered a word and turned back to the topic.

"As for Chiying, she has been bullied by that god for a long time, and finally got a free chance to do her own thing, how can she let it go so easily.

She and that little red and little blue made a lot of clay figurines to make figurines, and even wrote a story, wrote a book, and composed a lot of tunes. The Shenzhou idol, little Chiying, made her debut so gorgeously! "

Shilu laughed and opened the folding fan, and continued with high spirits: "Later..."

"Chiyang is not like that."

Shilu stared at him dissatisfied, "What's wrong? Do you understand the red warbler or I understand the red warbler? There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers. No one knows this story better than me.

"That's right, you know the red warbler better than I do."

Shilu snorted softly, "Don't think I can't see it. Although you hide it well, I'm naturally good at capturing people's minds—you are clearly questioning me!"

Zhongli remained silent, Shilu curled his lips, "It's alright, alright, I'll take it as your approval if you don't make a sound, what did we just say? ... Oh, yes, the Shenzhou idol little Chiyang! She was so cute at that time. She is popular, and everyone in China knows her, and the team went from Shanhaiguan to Jiayuguan when signing the autograph!"

"...If it's Chiying, there is indeed such a possibility."

When the immortal was angry, he burned the sea and cracked the mountains. If Fu Hua really wanted to be an idol, the fans would probably become a long dragon.

"That's right! Hehe. But later, after Chi Ying had been idle for a long time, she wanted to do some serious business. That's right, 2.4, which is the business left for her by those gods.

According to the immortal method, she tore down the great wisdom of the ancient times, smashed it to pieces, and changed it into a simple one, to educate all people and save all living beings.

But she didn't expect that before the enlightenment was completed, this collapsed demon god would descend from the sky again, and it was a coincidence that when she was traveling far away, the common people hadn't learned a few magic tricks, so how could it be that demon god? opponent?

Even if the red and blue duo sharpen their guns and go into battle, it will not help. As expected, they are almost killed by the hands of the demon god. When Chiyang returned, she had no other means except to hate and anger, and to let negative emotions burn her rationality. Save them.

She burned the collapsed demon god to hearty, good guy, a hundred miles around, turned into a land of flaming mountains, what a rage, what a phoenix start a prairie fire! "

"enough."

"Why, are you interrupting me again?"

"Danzhu Cangxuan is still there.

Chapter 97 The Storyteller

Zhong Li took a sip of his tea and tapped the lid on the rim of the cup.

"Well...that's right."

Xiaohong and Xiaolan didn't die, the original history was changed... It's strange, it seems to be done with him... When did it happen?do not remember…

Shilu puffed out his mouth guiltily, then raised his fan and glared at him.

"Then you can't talk back! The listener listen carefully to me!"

"And is it me or you who is telling the story? Is it you or me who is listening? Come on, who knows Chiying better than me? If I say this is Chiyang, then she is Chiying! The Chiyang you know is Is that right? Is the red duck I said wrong? What qualifications do you have to make a conclusion? What qualifications do you have to refute me? It is you who decides why the red warbler is the red warbler? Is it me? Or those gods?! "

"Neither. Only Chi Ying herself."

"According to you, I'm not a red warbler?"

"You are Fu Hua."

"Well..."

Shilu's eyes suddenly glowed with happiness, she was really easy to be happy because of someone's approval.

The two were silent for a while, only the sound of the kettle boiling echoed in the room.

Shilu 30 closed the fan and disappeared into the palm of his hand, only sighed softly, "Do you have anything else to ask?"

"What about the later story?"

"No, that's all. How can I remember so many stories clearly? My memory is not that good, and in Fu Hua's impression, you have experienced it too, so I don't want to talk about it. Stand up and prepare to leave.

"Are you interested in being a book listener?"