Skilled Pikemen Don't Leash

[Friend pong, having a dream is a good thing, but... it's not realistic.If you are, basically you can't draw items above C rank to strengthen them, so give it up.But if you insist, if your luck fluctuates a bit, you can still produce some good products in C-level or D-level, but really... A-level B-level, you will have a hard time in your life. 】 The system sighed and said words that made Yi Guang discouraged.

"Even so, before this despair... if you don't work hard, how would you know?" Yiguang said with his head drooping, "Huh? No!"

Yiguang suddenly realized that something was wrong, so he made a strange noise.

"The reward for this quest..." Yi Guang reopened the quest page, "It's a bit abnormally high."

[About this, you will know soon.So it's okay to tell you, because tonight, Sato Kazuma and others will come to this cemetery.Tonight is the day they met Wiz in the original book... Well, in about 10 minutes, they will be here. 】The system said very straightforwardly.

"So that's how it is..." Yi Guang touched his chin and narrowed his eyes.

[But even so, this is an easy task for you.After all, you and them are also team members, so you can explain it clearly... eh? !What are you doing? 】

Before the system could finish speaking, he found that Yi Guang had opened the system's store page, as if he was looking for something.This makes the system a bit confusing.

"I suddenly felt that as a reward for them burying me alive in the cemetery. I need to give my good brother a little reward." Yiguang snapped his knuckles with both hands, making a "slap-lap-lap" sound, Then he said with a sinister look, "As half a teacher, I should check now that my disciple's cultivation has entered the stage."

[Uh, well, just be happy if you are happy.Anyway, as long as you don't get hit by the explosion magic, you can hang up their entire team and fight. 】

How old are you, and you still play this kind of kid's anger trick... Besides, it's just your lucky value, plus Sato Kazuma's lucky value.Do you think you're not dying fast enough?

The system thought so, sighed, and watched Yiguang exchange a bottle of blue-gray potion from the store.

After thinking about it, the system silently prepared a full set of in-depth treatment plans for Yiguang.

If you don't die, you won't die, why don't you understand?

[Item name: Nogfogg Pharmacy

E-Class Items

Type: Magic Potion

Source: "World of Warcraft"

Item Description: A special magic potion from the world of Azeroth, an entertainment magic potion invented by a goblin pharmacist.After drinking, people can randomly have the effects of 'shrinking', 'floating' and 'transforming into undead'.The duration is 10 minutes and can be drunk continuously without any side effects.

Note: Although this agent will not have any toxic side effects on the body.However, since the transformation effect is randomly selected from the three effects, please pay attention to the user.Please don't cause unpredictable chain reactions due to misuse - for example, startling teammates. 】

【Probability Potion? !You black African dare to use probabilistic medicine? ! 】

"Anyway, a bottle is counted at 10 points. It's so cheap. Why don't I just drink more? It's just one of the three choices. No matter what, there will be some." Yi Guang said indifferently, "I have more than 5000 now. The points are counted, this cost...sprinkle water!"

Then Yiguang suffocated the potion in one breath, very bold.

"Well, it seems that I failed." Floating in the air, Iguang said with a melancholy expression.Then open a bottle again, "Let's do it again."

"Ah, I'm getting smaller... No, no, cancel the effect." After the second bottle, Yi Guang found himself turned into a hobbit.

"This bottle should be... I'll go! Come again!"

……

[I said that you are really idle and hurt, right? !Is it so difficult for you to simply say hello to Kazuma Sato and keep him away from the cemetery? ] The system looked at Yiguang, who finally succeeded in relying on the potion to become a undead state in front of him, and showed an expression that could not help but laugh.

There are at least 50 bottles of medicine on the ground, that is to say, there is a [-]/[-] chance that Yi Guang has tried about [-] times to get such an effect.

And he was so persevering, just to get angry with Sato Kazuma and the others!

The system felt that this person was afraid that he had lost his mind.

"Ah, then there's no problem!"

Yiguang held a mirror in his hand, looked at the appearance of the undead in his mirror that had been treated with the magic potion, and nodded with satisfaction.He completely ignored the system that was moaning in his head.

Good you Sato Kazuma, you actually want to retaliate!

Even if you inherit the power of wolf blood, am I afraid that you will fail?

You have called me the elder brother for more than half a month. I will tell you today, what is the majesty of the elder brother!

Thinking like this, Yi Guang jumped down from the tree, then carried the gun, and mixed with the group of wandering zombies.But consciously, he wandered in the area of ​​the door and stabbed all the zombies near the door to death.Because of the effect of the potion, Yiguang now exudes the breath of the undead, and those zombies will not take the initiative to attack him.

"Come on, come on, they will definitely treat me as an awakened zombie and attack me." Yiguang thought in his heart while cosplaying zombies, "Then according to the team's usual tactics, it must be Darkni. Si will first charge and pull monsters, then Kazuma will melee the output, and finally Megumin will settle the tone, so just shoot Darkness first, then attack Megumin, and finally fight Kazuma."

Did you say Aqua?Because Darkness is too defensive, Aqua is basically playing soy sauce as a nanny.Most of the time when she was used, it was because the front row was accidentally bombed by Megumin and needed treatment.And as a high priest and a civil goddess, her combat power is almost zero, so she doesn't need to be considered.

"Is this a public cemetery at night? It looks scary, but we didn't see any zombies or anything along the way?"

"Could it be that there was an error in the guild's mission information?"

"Just undead creatures or something, as long as there is a goddess like me..."

In the gloomy night, indistinct voices came from a distance, coming straight towards the cemetery.Although it is still far away, Iguang can still tell the difference after spending so many days together. This is the voice of Sato Kazuma and others.

coming!

Iguang immediately put on a stance, ready to give Sato Kazuma and others a greeting with this undead gesture.So he went out and started to show his teeth and claws in the form of a zombie, waving his spear towards Sato Kazuma and others.

"Ah, zombies appeared!" The girls in the team were slightly startled.

"This, this zombie..." Kazuma Sato has been strengthened by wolf blood, and his night vision ability is amazing. "Yes, it's Big Brother Lanza! Big Brother was awakened and controlled by the 'Zombie Maker'!"

That's right, this is the rhythm!Come on, hit me!Then I can openly tie you up and hang you from this tree!

"Ah, ah, unforgivable!" Kazuma Sato was furious on the spot, "How dare you desecrate the corpse of eldest brother! Let eldest brother not rest in peace..."

Mmmm, that's it, come on!Yiguang, who was in a state of undead, swiped his spear twice and took a fighting stance.

however……

"Meihui, do your best!" Yiguang suddenly couldn't react to the next episode, "Break open the cemetery directly, I'm going to let the soul fade and smash the corpse into ten thousand pieces!"

"Okay, no problem! I remember that Mr. Lanza's body is immune to most fire damage, so..." Megumin's eyes suddenly burst into red light, "The light that destroys everything!"

"Don't you...Fuck!" Yi Guang's face suddenly turned green, which was different from what he said.

"boom--!!!"

Today's Axel is still so nuclear.

Chapter 70 Why do Africans work hard?

"One day, cough...I will be played to death by you."

Yiguang dragged his body and crawled out of the huge pothole caused by "Explosion Magic" with difficulty.Looking at Sato Kazuma and the others with blank eyes, he said in a desperate tone.

This is already, how many times?

Since I came to this world, I have been, I don't know how many times I have been hit by "Explosion Magic".If it weren't for the fact that his physical fitness was greatly strengthened, coupled with the "Blessing of the Sun", he had extremely high flame resistance.I am afraid that it is, I have really been lying in that cypress coffin.

"Big, big brother, I, I really... didn't mean it!" On the other hand, Kazuma Sato and the others huddled in the corner, completely daring to look at Iguang, "Our big brother has already... sacrificed heroically. ."

After the "Explosion Magic" hit, the "Nordfogg Elixir" on Yiguang immediately became invalid.Changed back to the appearance of a human, and no longer has the breath of the undead.Aqua, the goddess, felt that something was wrong, and Sato Kazuma and the others found out... that he seemed to have done something stupid again.

"What a heroic sacrifice, didn't I tell you to take good care of my body?" After wiping his charred face, Yi Guang walked under a big tree and sat down.This is really, toss him a lot.

"But we waited for a day and a night. Big brother, you still didn't wake up, and you lost your heartbeat and breathing." Kazuma Sato hurriedly explained, "Akuya said that if you haven't woken up all day and night, it must be hopeless. So We have prepared the funeral for the eldest brother, and it is safe to go to the ground."

"Damn it, you guys are really good." Yi Guang couldn't help but spit out, "I buried me in just one day. Anyway, I have to get a mourning hall or something, and bury my body for a few days."

"After all, we are adventurers, so everything is simplified." Kazuma Sato sighed, "In the case of a cemetery, a high-level cemetery has to be purchased in a queue, and the time is too late, so it can only be done for the time being."

"Save money, save money, don't make so many excuses." Yi Guang sighed, "Fortunately, I'm not afraid of fire, otherwise, if this gun is fired, it will be really dead... Then, you are investigating the 'zombie maker' ' What happened?"

"Ah?" Kazuma Sato said in surprise, "Big brother, do you know about this too?"

Sato Kazuma and the others, after burying Iguang, returned to the Adventurer's Guild, ready to use wine to drown their sorrows.However, I stumbled upon the guild's rumors of "zombies infesting public cemeteries" and a newly posted commission to "clean up zombie makers".

"Because we buried you here, if there is a 'zombie maker' here, your corpse will definitely not be peaceful." Kazuma Sato briefly explained the whole thing, "So, we Decided, take this mission, destroy this 'zombie maker', and let you go to the ground in peace."

After listening to Sato Kazuma's words, Iguang couldn't help rolling his eyes: "I live well now, and I don't need to go to the ground. If you have this idea, I don't mind helping you."

"Uh, don't, big brother, don't do this." Sato Kazuma begged for mercy, and then began to sell his teammates, "If you want to blame this goddess of making staff, she told me to do this!"

"Why me?! It's Kazuma you who make the final decision!" Aqua immediately denied it.

This...Sato Kazuma and Aqua sell teammates to each other, which is also a daily reservation item for the team.Yi Guang had become accustomed to it, and he didn't have the heart to care about it now, so he interrupted them aloud.

"Okay, don't make a fuss." Yi Guang waved his hand, "Although I'm really angry about you burying me alive, I can't expect you to do anything serious. So don't make a fuss about this."

[Tsk tsk, have you given up the treatment? 】 The system sighed slightly.

"Haha..." Yiguang only replied two words to the system's complaints.

Iguang comforted Sato Kazuma and Aqua a little and calmed them down.Then he coughed twice and began to talk about business.

"Well, since you came to this cemetery to do a mission. Then, I'll explain it to you." Yiguang looked at the people who had calmed down, "About zombies, there are indeed in this cemetery, and you have seen them too. And the 'Zombie Maker', which is also in this cemetery, I've already met her."

"Oh?! Sure enough?" As a goddess, the goddess Aqua, who was born to be opposed to the undead, jumped up first, "Let me, goddess Aqua, go over it... ouch!"

Before Aqua could finish speaking, Iguang gave her a savage hand knife, interrupting her mindless remarks.

"However, about this 'zombie maker', everyone in the town seems to have some misunderstandings."

Iguang sighed, and then told Sato Kazuma and the others about Wiz's rescue of the undead in the cemetery.In addition, I added some things that Wiz didn't talk about, but Iguang knew from the original book.

"Ah, that is to say, that lady lich haunts this cemetery to save the undead? Is it just because of the lich's instinctive talent that the zombies are summoned?"

"That's right, that's it." Yi Guang nodded, "Do you need me to take you to see her? Aqua, as a goddess, should be able to help a lot in the extradition of dead souls."

"How is it possible!" Aqua was a little disbelieving, and walked inside the cemetery, "They are all lich, how can they be so kind... eh?! It's actually a magic circle that saves the souls of the dead. ?!"

Although Aqua is very skilled in life, there is no doubt that her professional level as a goddess is still very strong.She carefully checked the magic circle running in the cemetery, and found that it was really used to save the undead.

ha?You said that Yiguang's task of guarding the cemetery should not let people enter?Well...the mission failed long ago when Megumin blew up Iguang with one cannonball.

So, Yi Guang is still very sad.

But in any case, under the circumstances, the plot returned to its original path.Kazuma Sato and others got to know the cute lich Wiz smoothly, and for Iguang, he also recruited a powerful thug for the "Mobile Fortress" mission that will come soon.

……

"Ah, in winter, the whole person doesn't seem to want to move."

Shortly after encountering Wizz, the temperature across Axel dropped dramatically.As an inland city, Axel has a typical temperate continental climate with obvious seasonal changes.The original late autumn climate, in just over ten days, immediately felt the feeling of winter.

Due to the presence of Iguang, the reincarnator who had read the script beforehand, the situation of Sato Kazuma and others was much better than the original at this time.Defeating the Headless Horseman did not carry a huge debt, but became quite rich because of the reward of [-] million Eris, so there was no need to worry about the winter like the original.

In winter, there are five people in a room, surrounded by the fireplace, and Aqua sleeps on the sofa.Megumin and Darkness were playing chess, while Kazuma Sato was sitting in front of the TV with Iko, playing PS4.

Yes, you read that right, the two are indeed playing PS4.

In fact, in this room, there are not only PS4 and TV sets, but also modern appliances such as refrigerators, microwave ovens, and electric fans.If it weren't for the knight-lined leather armor worn by Darkness and the mage robes worn by Megumin, Kazuma Sato almost felt like he was back in Japan.

"Thanks to Big Brother Lanza." Sato Kazuma praised while holding the handle, "Big Brother Lanza's plug-in is really powerful, much stronger than this waste goddess... But why didn't Big Brother take it out earlier? "