Vampire Vtuber Just Wants to Make Money

"Huh? What are you all laughing at? Well, forget it, you can tell me about this topic later, so let's invite the cutest and cutest beautiful girl, Jinghua-chan, to appear on the stage!"

However, Wei Young soon understood what the audience was laughing at.

Because the hammer opened the wheat.

He spoke in his low, magnetic, and tasteless voice.

He held a desire, full of emotion, and said loudly with madness.

"Weiyang sauce!"

"Welcome to blibli!!!"

.....

What was Weiyang's mood at that time?

This is what she said later when she complained to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"When Hammer opened his mouth, I felt as if I had just traveled to Two-dimensional and transferred to the municipal Mitakihara Middle School. After introducing myself last night, I hurriedly went to meet Yuanshen, and then I saw that pink-haired little loli said Zhang Yide's The voice, 'Oni-chan!! dasuki!!!' This feeling!! Scared my mother to death, okay!"

......

So, how does she react when she is directly hit?

The vampire lady showed her hand speed surpassing that of human beings in an instant, quickly switched screens and exited YY directly, the shortcut key ctrl+4 was replaced with a frightened expression, and then she patted her chest with both hands and let out a long breath.

"Sorry, sorry, there was an accident in the live broadcast, Weiyang, I seem to have entered the wrong voice channel..."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Grass www is scared. 】

【Yes!Weiyang sauce, don't lie to yourself, it's a hammer! 】

"Wait...what did that man call me just now?"

Then I came back to my senses, relying on my amazing instant memory to recall what the man said...

At this time, Hammer didn't even notice that Wei Young had quit the channel, and was delivering his welcome speech.

"He is Jinghua sauce!!!??"

The vampire lady was stunned for a long time before she figured out what was going on amidst the [ha ha ha ha] of the audience.

"I... cheated!?"

Then angrily rushed into YY channel again.

"...Weiyang-chan's Chinese is really good. I'm obviously Japanese, but my speed of learning Chinese is much slower than that of Weiyang-chan. Please ask me more..."

"Kora!!! My mother's beautiful girl!!"

When Wei Young returned to the channel, Jinghua's speech had just come to an end, but Miss Vampire didn't care to listen to what she had to say.

The little girl is full of thoughts about her old lady. Where did the beautiful young lady go?

"What did you say?"

"Beautiful girl! Pretty lady! The voice that spoke to me yesterday was soft, gentle, lovely lady! Where are you going! If you don't hand it over, I'll kill you!"

"You don't want to know the fate of angering the vampire!"

Facing Hammer's rhetorical question, Wei Young has already started grinding her teeth.

"Oh! You said Sheila..."

"Is that Miss Xie La? I want to link up with her, so I don't want to link up with a scumbag like you!"

"...She's playing a game with Mana-chan."

"..."

Chapter 287 Chapter One Thirty-two Where Are You Putting This Liar?

No matter what, Wei Young never imagined that her first linkage at station b would be like this.

After Hammer said that Sierra was cooperating with Mana, there was a long silence between the two.

The enduring [ha ha ha ha] erupted in the comment column.

Wei Young and Zhang Jinghua had a fierce ideological confrontation as you looked at me and I looked at you.

The first meeting between the true ancestor of the vampire and Shang D was so embarrassing.

In the end, it was the little girl who broke the deadlock first.

She put on a crying expression, and then cried out in a crying voice.

"Urban routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside!"

"I was wrong! I was really wrong! Weiyang-chan, don't leave, you want to cooperate with Xie La, right? Arrange, let's arrange!"

Hammer immediately panicked, mainly because Wei Young's crying was so real that he really thought he made Wei Young cry.

After all, it's just a first acquaintance, and everyone is still not familiar with each other.

Although I did have a good job in a sudden burst of inspiration, such a surprise is obviously risky.

Then he backhandedly sold Sheila.

Sierra, who was still in sweet linkage with mana, felt a chill all over, and always felt that someone was plotting against her behind her back.

"Not only Sierra! Miya wants too!"

"Okay, okay, Mia has it too, both of them, next time I will let the two of them link up with you, okay?"

"And then there are Parry, Mana, and Chikusa..."

"Okay, okay, I'll help you get in touch, how about I give you the contact information later?"

In the end, Hammer signed a series of unequal treaties, and finally coaxed the little girl.

"Zhang Jinghua, you are such a good person!"

Wei Young's face was full of joy, tears were gone, and her voice was cheerful.

But the hammer who was still using the word 'good person' to persecute Parry before was thinking something wrong, but considering that Wei Young has only learned Chinese for a short time, the good person she said must have a literal meaning, there must be no other meaning, right? ?

[Grass, I was issued a card ww]

[Issuing the card is so decisive, hahahahaha]

[Absolutely, Hammer exchanged all the resources for a good person card, what a real dog. 】

"Hi~! Then today's linkage is about to start! Actually, Wei Young, I still have a lot of questions that I don't understand. I want to ask this senior who has been live broadcasting at station b for so long."

"So, on to it now! First question!"

Wei Young would not give Hammer a chance to regret, the little girl decisively released the questions she had prepared long ago, and officially started the live broadcast.

"Well, it's about a neet question. Every time I ask the audience, they hesitate to answer. I thought it was 'Jinghua Sauce' and I thought it was not a good question to ask, but since it is Mr. Zhang Jinghua You must be able to answer me, right?"

"Boys... is there such a thing as an egg-changing period?"

"This is not a question related to the live broadcast at all!"

Jinghua also quickly entered the state, talking about it.

But does Miss Vampire really not know such basic physiological knowledge?Just kidding, she is a medical expert, okay? I don't know how many anatomy diagrams the teacher has seen.

It's just that being a vtuber, acting stupid at the right time is also a necessary business ability.

Of course, some could be really silly.

"I'm curious!"

"This is not good to say in the live broadcast..."

"I'm curious!!"

"Really not..."

"I'm curious about desu!!!"

Jinghua faltered and refused to speak, but was blocked by the vampire lady's more intense tone, and finally could only sigh, saying that the majority of boys never want to tell girls secret.

"Yes, once a month, which is similar to a girl's menstrual period, and sometimes it will be delayed, and it hurts every time I change eggs."

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Wow!!! Is there really such a thing!?"

Wei Young's eyes widened because of her excellent acting skills, and she said in a tone of amazement, but the corners of her mouth twitched unnaturally.

"I thought the audience was lying to me."

'What are you doing to deceive ghosts? '

She complained quietly in her heart.

Sure enough, men are all the same, full of lies, deceitful ghosts!

"Everyone is a good person, how could they deceive such a cute Wei Young sauce!"

Zhang Jinghua swears, but he doesn't know that Miss Vampire has already labeled him a 'big liar'.

He concealed his identity for the first time in the linkage, and then lied to others in the linkage, Wei Young has already recorded this guy in his notebook! !

"Strange knowledge has increased! Then the second question!"

"About Zhang Jinghua, do you like the website blibli? Weiyang, although I thought of coming here to broadcast live at first because the Chinese audience is very Asian, what about Mr. Jinghua?"

"I like everyone at Station B very much! The people here are interesting, gentle, and all of them are amazing!"

"Yeah, I think so too... It would be nice if I didn't like to lie so much."

While talking, Wei Young glanced at the hammer, and then said in a dark tone.

"What is the egg-changing period? I really don't know, Weiyang, that I have studied medical books for a long time in order to be admitted to the medical university."

"Ahahahaha."

Hammer really doesn't know.

The audience didn't know either, because Wei Young never said anything about it in the live broadcast.