My Another World Sword Saint Wife

dong dong.

The crutch stomped on the ground twice, and Mr. Liu looked at a hunchbacked old man sitting on a broken wooden box and scolded angrily:

"Third Camel, what the hell is your Luo Feng boy doing? What the hell is making the little princess of another world wait for hours!"

"Such dereliction of duty not only loses the face of the entire planet, but also affects the favorability of people from other worlds towards Longhushan. It's really not a fucking thing!"

"Senior, you still have the nerve to sit here and smoke, why don't you hurry up and find someone? The young ones in Tianyang Peak are shameless, and the old ones are also shameless?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The hunchbacked old man was puffing away comfortably, but when he realized that Mr. Liu was coming this way, he thought he was here to catch up on the old days.

Unexpectedly, he was scolded all of a sudden, and he was a little confused, so that he choked on several mouthfuls of dry smoke.

"Old Liu, don't talk nonsense. It's none of my business that Luofeng kid is late? He's not my apprentice, so he wants to scold the peak master and teach him to be like this." The third camel said helplessly.

"I don't care! Anyway, boy Luofeng is from your Tianyang Peak, which caused my old arms and legs to come all the way, and I managed to catch up with the subway by hiding from pedestrian cameras! The result? It's been an hour, just here Wandering around is a waste of time!"

"Look at how sensible the little princess is usually. She stays at home quietly and doesn't go out. Don't worry! It's all done by you Tianyang Peak! It's just buying a car, just let people pick one and send it to the door. ?”

"I originally made an appointment with a group of mortal old men to play cards at the entrance of the alley in the afternoon! Now it's over, if Boy Luo Feng doesn't come over again, I will have to miss the appointment, old man!"

"It's shameful to break an appointment, understand! Shameful! My generation of monks pays the most attention to integrity!"

Old Liu was very angry, and stomped his crutches a few more times, smashing a few small holes in the ground.

The third camel curled his lips, what is the reason why you are really angry?But poker is really interesting, and he often goes to the elderly chess and card room to play recently.

The little princess from another world is indeed very reassuring, and they are all beneficiaries.

It’s hard to go down the mountain. On weekdays, you only need to squat near the old city, and routinely release your consciousness to sense whether there are suspicious people approaching around you.

In addition, open shops, go shopping, eat, drink and have fun, play cards and rub your feet, and even occasionally adjust the energy density in the body to change into a young person who experiences a karaoke, dance, disco, and Internet cafe for three consecutive times.

It can be said that you can do whatever you want, it is simply a vacation in modern society.

"By the way, Old Liu..."

The third camel looked at Mr. Liu suspiciously, especially glanced a few more times at the elderly mobile phone hanging on his chest.

"What are you doing?" Lao Liu frowned, feeling that this guy didn't hold his fart well.

"Could it be that you... don't know how to take the subway?" The third camel raised his eyebrows, twitched the corners of his mouth, and sneered.

This old thing doesn't even have a smart phone, let alone scan QR codes, and it definitely can't adapt to the modern lifestyle.

Old Liu's eyes widened, and he immediately realized what the other party was thinking, so he angrily said, "You know how to sit? Do you have that nfc?"

"Just go to the window to buy a ticket, and then scan the QR code to pay. It's really not possible, you can also pay in cash." The third camel blinked his old eyes and said contemptuously.

He is better than Lao Liu. He has been to modern society at least once more than ten years ago, and he still understands the basic operations of buying tickets at the window.

The only difference from the past is that the current infrastructure is more convenient. Isn't it just digital payment? You can learn it in two days.

This old guy must have thought that the subway can also be used for free with the issued senior card, so he didn't bring any money, but the mobile phone didn't have a payment function, so he was dumbfounded.

"Bah! Do you really think I'm stupid? As soon as I heard this, I knew you wouldn't sit down either!" Old Liu spat, and the hunchback old man knew how to make sarcastic remarks.

"How to say?" The third camel was surprised.

"I've asked. The subway station near the old city doesn't sell tickets manually. There's only a big iron box that buys tickets automatically. My brain hurts!" Lao Liu explained.

"This...Anyway, I squeezed the bus to come here, which is better than your legs!"

The third camel was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, but he had never actually done the subway, he was just guessing before.

"What? The bus came? Boy, do you dare to escape the locked range of awareness? If you don't buy me a dozen bottles of good wine today, the third one, I will report you for leaving without authorization!"

Hearing this, the third camel was shocked.

Indeed, when the distance between the bus and the subway was widened, his range of consciousness left the little princess.

According to the rules, guards will be severely punished for leaving the guard range, at least all their salary for the coming year will be withheld.

As soon as the old camel gritted his teeth, he only had a dozen bottles of good wine. Anyway, money in modern society is of no use to him.

Just as he was about to agree, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately ran to the alley and pointed to a taxi in the west to change the subject:

"Old Liu, come quickly, the goddamn boy Luo Feng is here! You can't let him off easily after the matter is over!"

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Chapter 268 Splicing, soaking in water, and major accidents choose one

"Master driver, hurry up! That's it, the big iron gate on the right front!"

Chang Luofeng opened the window of the car and poked his head out.

He was waving his fingers, pointing to where Lei Yin was in a hurry.

If it weren't for the prohibition of using all supernatural means in the city, I really want to add a hundred acceleration formations to the wheels.

Chang Luofeng arrived at the nearest teleportation point through the Longhu Mountain teleportation array.

Since this place is different from the specially designated small courtyard of Xu Fei's house, according to the rules, it is not allowed to use flying swords and other extraordinary vehicles for take-off and landing, so I had to take a taxi here.

I made an appointment with Xu Fei to go to the auto parts city in an hour, but it took a lot of trouble to find the third junior brother to borrow money.

After searching several times, he finally found the other party near the sea of ​​clouds on Pai Ya Peak.

That guy was actually enjoying the wind and the clouds with the female cultivator of Danxia Peak who had just been picked up recently, so happy.

After a few polite words from the senior fellow apprentices, Chang Luofeng went straight to the point, explaining the matter of borrowing money,

After hearing the words, the third junior brother started talking nonsense, and after a long time of prevarication, he finally took out a few high-grade crystals.

After his purse was full, Chang Luofeng hurried to the nearest market to buy cheap spiritual artifacts, and it was a long time late.

In desperation, he even forgot to bring his mobile phone in modern society, so Xu Fei couldn't contact him for a long time.

As for why Chang Luofeng didn't take the initiative to contact Xu Fei.

Because he had been careful before and didn't tell Xu Fei his phone number in the extraordinary world, and he also forgot to save the other party's.

"Don't worry! We'll be there after two red lights! Please fasten your seat belt and keep your heads back! Be safe!"

The driver scolded a few words angrily, but he didn't dare to speak too harshly, in case he caught up with a donkey-tempered passenger, it wouldn't be enough to cause trouble.

It doesn't matter if you get into trouble, there are steel pipes, bats, swing sticks, anti-wolf devices, pepper spray, and modified and reinforced fire extinguishers in the trunk.

The point is that it will delay his soliciting time. The average monthly payment is not a small amount, and if he does not start work for half a day, he may have to pay back.

This disheveled hip-hop guy is the type he dislikes the most.

I said several times to fasten my seat belt, but I was disobedient and always stuck my head out.

Do you want to experience the feeling of head-body separation, or do you want to prove that the brain with less than 0.5g can resist the gravity of the earth?

If this was captured by the camera, the passenger would be fine, but he was the one who deducted the money in the end.

呲~~~!

Not long after, there was a sudden sound of brakes, and finally arrived at the destination.

Chang Luofeng pushed open the car door and ran out of the car.

His long, smooth hair fluttered in the wind, the large earphones hanging around his neck were tilted to one side, and the loose clothes on his body were rattling.

It seems that he changed into casual clothes temporarily, and didn't even have time to tie the hairband.

Seeing Chang Luofeng rushing towards him with squinted eyes, Xu Fei was a little annoyed.

You've been late for so long, do you still have time to change clothes?

Speaking of it, Daochang Chang seems to be very keen on hip-hop clothing, and every time he comes to see him, he is dressed in fancy clothes.

What Xu Fei didn't know was that in Chang Luofeng's view, this kind of clothes equaled 'casual', and 'casual' was a homonym of 'cultivating immortals'.

To go to the mortal society must wear casual clothes, which can be regarded as one of his other little obsessions.

"Chang Daoist, are you quite punctual?" Xu Fei snorted coldly, with obvious displeasure in his tone.

It was one and a half o'clock late and still didn't answer the phone.

In order to relieve Lei Yin's emotions, he first went to the nearby McGee's shop and ordered a full set of snacks and desserts.

Then, in order to kill time, I introduced all the latest popular models, and felt that I was about to become a car seller.

"..."

Lei Yin didn't speak, but gave Chang Luofeng a slight sideways look to express her dissatisfaction.

She has always adhered to the principle of strictly abiding by the agreement, and she is a little disgusted with behaviors such as being late and breaking the appointment.

More importantly, she clearly felt that Xu Fei was a little restless, so she also became unhappy.

Although Tianyang Peak was very grateful for the gift of the vehicle, in the final analysis it was Shen Luoying's credit.

Therefore, Lei Yin thinks it is normal for her to express her dissatisfaction.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there is a junior brother in the family who caused some trouble and delayed it."

Chang Luofeng smiled awkwardly, and stretched out his hand to beckon them to follow him.

But as soon as he took two steps, Chang Luofeng felt his ears buzzing and his head trembling, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Because in Chang Luofeng's ear, he suddenly received more than a dozen voice transmissions of cursing.

These sound transmissions not only have extremely bad tone, some of them also incorporate a little sonic attack spells.

"Boy Luofeng, you're quite fat!If you dare to let me go, we'll see! '

"Xiao Chang, after the meeting is over, we will see you at the entrance of the public toilet in the old alley!" '

'Hey, the 150-year-old Stinger pineapple didn't seem to be hot enough last time, how about rewarding you with a 250-year-old one today? '

'Chang boy's revenge for breaking the appointment will be settled later, it must not be overnight!snort! '

'Oh, you son of a bitch, you dare to be late for duty. Aunt Li and I made an appointment to dance the sailor dance at five o'clock in the afternoon. If you can't catch up, you are ready to be spanked. '

……

"???"

Chang Luofeng patted his head, stood still and looked around in astonishment.