My Another World Sword Saint Wife
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"Hahaha, smoking is a common problem."
The fat master wasn't embarrassed either, he laughed.
Generally speaking, out of a hundred smokers, at least ninety will reflexively put other people's lighters into their pockets.
"Pull it down, the handsome guy's clothes are not even considered luxurious. Look at this skinny skin and tender flesh that looks like a pretty boy. Hey, there are still some muscles? The money has been spent on gyms and beauty salons, hey hey hey he knows how to play Will take care of it."
The tall and thin second-hand car owner also stepped forward to join in the fun, and his half-joking words caught the eyes of all the uncles.
"Hey! According to what you said, maybe it's the one who did that?"
"I heard that those who do that, the old drug addicts will work for two years and take a year off, and they will not work for a long time in a lifetime. They all want to hook up with a rich woman and marry them while they are young."
……
The uncles changed their tone of voice and started laughing badly.Of course, this is just a joke, no one really thinks that.
Veins popped up on Xu Fei's forehead, the superhuman's hearing is not covered.
After finally getting rid of the young one, the old one started making fun of him again. Are you too busy all day long?
A group of old beeps, your uncles!
Have you ever seen a boy with such a standard figure?Do we have muscles?
And let's make it clear, what is that?Which one?Bah, you are the duck!
Too lazy to pay attention to them, Xu Fei closed the driver's door, then made a detour to the passenger seat and sat down to simply test the various functions of the vehicle.
No matter how good the skills of the masters are, this is still a temporary assembly of the vehicle, and it is better to be careful, so as to save Leiyin from taking it back to his hometown and then there is no way to repair it if something goes wrong.
Compared with Xu Fei who was busy running around, adjusting the seat position and turning on the air conditioner in the rear.
Lei Yin sat quietly and waited. Although she was very curious about these strange functions, she did not ask to disturb the other party.
Ten minutes later, Xu Fei went around and found nothing wrong.
Unbuttoning the neckline, the air in the car felt a little stuffy.
Xu Fei bent down slightly, and said loudly to the central control screen: "Open the sunroof!"
"Okay." A sweet female reply sounded from the central control screen.
Immediately afterwards, the panoramic sunroof above his head remained motionless, but the car audio started up without authorization.
"Don't look at the hot tea~ in the dark~ counting the tea bags~floating~precipitating, if it's nothing important~how could you ask me to meet~~"
A song "Skylight" slowly spread to the ears of the two. The life-like lyrics and soothing melody fully showed the maturity and strength of urban women in dealing with emotional problems.
Click!
Xu Fei immediately turned off the music player, and said word for word again: "Open, full view sky window!"
"Don't look at the hot tea~~~"
The soothing singing sounded again...
"Brother, new energy vehicles have just started for a few years these days, and the vehicle's software and voice recognition functions are not so effective~ Please forgive me."
"Do you think we should do a road test first, so that we can deliver the car to you earlier?"
The staff member wearing glasses knocked on the car window with a very polite attitude.
The two walked down and handed over the vehicle to each other.
The staff drove away quickly as if guilty of guilt, making Xu Fei wonder if there was something wrong with the car?
In fact, the reason why these people are anxious is that they are afraid that these two ancestors will cause some unpredictable troubles.
You two are big celebrities in the Extraordinary circle now. We really cannot afford to invite hundreds of assassins.
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Chapter 274 Daily Necessities of the Extraordinary
呲呲.
With the sound of rapid brakes, Chang Luofeng pulled aside the old blue pickup truck he borrowed from the shop, and ran over quickly.
"All the formalities have been completed."
After receiving the driving book and driver's license, Lei Yin nodded slightly to express his gratitude.
After Chang Luofeng also nodded in return, he turned to Xu Fei with an expectant look.
Just now, he took advantage of the time when the two of them were testing the car to help with the transfer of the vehicle.
Of course, the whole process is through official internal channels, which saves a lot of steps and waiting time.
"Swap in the car?" Xu Fei asked.
Chang Luofeng glanced at the narrow rear seat of the sports car, and looked around at the surrounding environment...
Then he waved to the two of them and walked towards the interior of the factory building.
There are quite a few ordinary people strolling around here, and asking him to take out 'Bright' in public would easily lead to misunderstanding.
Although people can't see any supernatural items such as magic weapons, spirit swords, and holy swords, but it is possible to treat them as secondary illnesses or neuropathy, which is not good.
In addition, it is Tianyang Peak's outer industry after all, and there are many extraordinary people passing by here.
Magical treasures are hard to come by, and everyone is very greedy.
Even if Chang Luofeng's status is not low, and his cultivation base is considered profound, if he is not sure enough, someone will take the risk and rob him.
One thing more is worse than one thing less. Safety and longevity is one of Chang Luofeng's codes of conduct.
After coming to an unoccupied corner somewhere in the factory, Chang Luofeng unzipped the zipper of his jacket, revealing the 'four-dimensional pocket' attached to his lower abdomen.
He first took out a piece of broken plastic sheeting and spread it on the ground.
Afterwards, they threw out a small pile of weird things, which made Xu Fei and Lei Yin confused.
After laying down a simple soundproof formation, Chang Luofeng cleared his throat and began to introduce them one by one.
"These three talismans are called water-avoiding talismans, dust-removing talismans, and body-cleaning talismans, and they are must-haves for traveling."
Picking up three talisman papers of different colors, Chang Luofeng pointed to one of the blue ones and explained:
"As the name suggests, when the Water Avoidance Talisman is activated, it can form a circular water barrier with a radius of two meters. It is the best companion for thunder and rain, and for playing in the water."
"Especially when you accidentally drop important items such as mobile phone keys into the stinky ditch, this thing is like a godsend, haha."
Shaking the dark green talisman paper, Chang Luofeng continued:
"The dust removal talisman can blow up a small whirlwind to clean the dust in the room, without destroying the furniture or messing up the furnishings."
"The stolen goods flew out of the window, and even the trash can was saved."
Finally, Chang Luofeng patted the crimson talisman on his hand, looked at Leiyin and said:
"This talisman is a good item, and it is a popular item among the female monks in Longhu Mountain."
"It can generate a weak flame attached to the surface of the human body, which can burn away dust, grease, and mites without damaging the skin, and has the same effect as bathing."
Reyin: "..."
Chang Luofeng: "..."
Feeling that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Chang Luofeng turned his target to Xu Fei again, leaned in front of him and excitedly recommended it.
"And the most amazing thing is that these three talismans can absorb energy from the space to replenish consumption, and the number of charging and discharging energy can reach more than two hundred times!"
After listening to Chang Luofeng's detailed explanation, Xu Fei folded his arms and stared at him expressionlessly, his expression seemed to say 'I'll give you face and don't say these rags are useless, you can move on to the next one'.
Lei Yin was also expressionless, wondering why the superhumans of Earth Star would make these useless items.
Chang Luofeng was a little dazed, this reaction was not in line with expectations.
The low-level talismans of daily necessities are very popular among ordinary body-forging and gas-condensing monks. This guy looks disgusted, let alone tempted.
"Don't like it?" Chang Luofeng couldn't help asking.
"Oh, Daoist Chang, what should I say?"
Xu Fei sighed, and said frankly: "You can charge and discharge this thing... it can only be charged and discharged [-] times, but now you can buy a power bank for [-] times, what do I want it for?"
"The number of times is just icing on the cake, the point is practicality."
"Crossing mountains and rivers, tidying up the house, and taking a bath aren't things we often do. It's so convenient to have these three kinds of talismans." Chang Luofeng retorted.
Although they are all distributed by the sect to the outer disciples, the younger disciples basically no one is willing to use them.
Because this talisman is not cheap, it can be exchanged for many low-level crystals on the black market.
Chang Luofeng also bought it for Xu Fei after considering Xu Fei's cultivation.
"The effects of these three talismans can all be replaced by low-level magic or spells. Why carry useless things on your body..."
Lei Yin questioned aloud, and there was no emotion in his cold words.
"Xu Fei has just joined Chaos, how can he use... use... well, I understand."
Chang Luofeng choked back halfway through his words.
He raised his head and patted his forehead helplessly, how could he forget this.
Although Xu Fei's cultivation base is not high, this little pervert's self-awareness is different from ordinary people. Learning elementary and middle-level magic or spells is as simple as eating and drinking, and does not require chanting mantras. If you think about it carefully, you really don't need these talismans.
"Fei, if you need it, I can give it to you..."
Gently stretching her slender jade fingers towards her waist, Leiyin took out a thick stack of colorful talismans, which were given to her by Longhushan when she stayed in Danxia Peak.
For this reason, Lei Yin felt a little displeased at the time, thinking that the Earth Star Alliance was despising Lei Tingsi's magic system.
Later, after Shen Luoying's explanation, she understood the reason. It turned out that Longhushan thought she was just a simple swordsman who didn't know much magic.
After all, Lei Yin's age is too young, even if he is 49 years old according to Leitingsi Continent, it is already the limit to be able to practice swordsmanship to this level.
"It's okay, no need for Leiyin, I can use these kinds of magic. You keep the talisman as a souvenir first, and when Leitingsi becomes popular later, it will definitely sell for a good price."
Hearing the young couple's chorus, Chang Luofeng felt his heart stabbed again.
"Come on, look at this pad."
After putting away the talisman, he quickly changed the subject and took out a 10.3-inch Sanwu tablet.
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