"Don't say goodbye to Uncle Ye, I'm a man from Yi, and I worked in your melon field yesterday. I was a little out of my mind yesterday. Don't have the same knowledge as me. Another day, the boy will help you plough the land."
"Well, that's about the same."
Uncle Ye stroked the goatee, just happened to be too lazy to turn the soil in the small field at the south gate, so I asked this kid to help with it, so I could plant some green onions.
"Master Ye, Nei, I actually ate poisonous mushrooms yesterday..." Xu Fei explained.
Apart from apologizing, his main purpose was to minimize embarrassment.
"Okay, I've heard it before"
Uncle Ye waved his hand and sneered: "In the future, I will regularly clean up the house, especially if the wardrobe can't get wet, and the moss has grown, so it will definitely grow mushrooms."
"Your parents don't live here, you have to take the initiative to be diligent! Also, don't eat mushrooms indiscriminately."
Closet moss?And then the mushrooms grow?
Xu Fei blinked his glasses and couldn't catch up. He didn't know how Leiyin explained it.
In fact, Leiyin didn't say anything at all. There have been countless versions of the mushroom issue around here.
"Also, Xiao Fei, don't take it too seriously. In this life, gentlemen, who hasn't been stupid a few times when they were young?
"I think that when you, Uncle Su, drank too much at the village banquet, the paper after blowing your nose was thrown directly into the bowl of noodles."
"Then after a while, I forgot to clean it up, just picked up the bowl and ate it. The villagers went crazy with joy, hahaha."
Uncle Ye shook his head, recalling the past, and couldn't help laughing.
Xu Fei also laughed a few times in agreement, but he didn't expect such an embarrassing thing to happen to Uncle Su, who was so stern.
"Then that old boy Su Mu pretended to be sick at home for several days, and when he went out, everyone forgot about it."
"Understood without Xiao Fei, the village folks in the village are so happy that you forget about it, no one really takes it seriously."
Xu Fei nodded and said yes, but his heart was even more melancholy. Don't you still remember it after all these years...
Boom!
The iron door of the bungalow next door was pushed open, and an old man with white eyebrows and short beard came out with a cane.
He snorted coldly, pointed at Uncle Ye with his crutch, and said, "You old man Ye, a dog can't spit out ivory, and you know to speak ill of me to the younger generation all day long."
Uncle Ye stroked the goatee and joked: "Is it true that I didn't say it? You are so old, you still care about this? It's good to say it to make the children happy."
"Okay, then tell your glorious deeds to let the kids have fun!" Uncle Su said angrily.
Then he quickly turned his head to look at Xu Fei, and said with an unusually kind expression: "Xiao Fei, old man Ye was a genius back then."
"?"
Uncle Ye frowned, he didn't remember what stupid thing he did back then.
"It's the first time that the old town of Neihui has a bus, and no one has ever taken a bus before. It's very fresh."
"Old man Ye was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, so he waited for the car, but got up late the next day and ran out of the house in a hurry."
"Waiting for the bus, hey, guess what!" Uncle Su paused for a while, deliberately trying to whet his appetite.
"What's wrong with Uncle Ye?" Xu Fei was aroused by curiosity and couldn't help but ask.
At this time, Uncle Ye also seemed to remember something, and his heart skipped a beat.
He immediately walked over to stop Uncle Su and said, "You old boy, hurry up and shut up!"
But how could Uncle Su ignore him, so he speeded up his voice and shouted, "Old man Ye felt that his calf was twisted when he got into the car! He thought it was his socks wrapped in his pants! Ask me to block him."
"As a result, I digged out and pulled out a pair of long johns. At that time, everyone in the car looked stupid!"
"Ah, this..." Xu Fei wanted to laugh a little, but seeing the two old men were a little anxious, he quickly bit his lower lip to keep calm.
"You you you!" Uncle Ye was anxious and scolded directly:
"Wait, you old boy! I'll tell your wife about the love letter you wrote to the flowers in neighboring villages when you were young!"
"Bah!" Uncle Su was also angry, the stick jabbed on the ground, and replied, "You dare to mention this! I will throw you into the river and shake you when you were given artificial respiration by the African black man. go out!"
Seeing the two old people talking about the past harmoniously, Xu Fei suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.
At this moment, a young boy's tender voice came from behind Xu Fei.
"Mom, it's the big brother who danced yesterday!"
"Shh, don't talk nonsense, go home quickly."
Xu Fei's face instantly collapsed, and he didn't dare to look back.
"Mom, I want to learn to dance too!"
"Good! If you make trouble again, Mom will give you your favorite big mouth!"
When the footsteps behind him disappeared, Xu Fei's body trembled slightly and there were tears in the corners of his eyes.
Turning around and running home, he decided not to go out recently!
……
Rein was a little surprised when she returned home early with a large pile.
The floor was as bright as new, the furniture was spotless, and Xu Fei was wiping the table hard at the moment.
"Toi...what are you doing..." Leyin put on her slippers and walked to the dining table.
Xu Fei scratched his head, and said shyly, "Seeing that you went out to buy breakfast, I was also idle when I was idle, so I..."
"..."
Leiyin frowned slightly, feeling that there was something wrong with Xu Fei's way of speaking.
She set the breakfast one by one, went to the kitchen to get two pairs of chopsticks, and said, "Fei... eat..."
Xu Fei nodded listlessly, put the rag in the toilet and threw it clean, then sat back on the chair and ate wonton bluntly.
After biting off the half-laden bun in one bite, Xu Fei choked and pouted and looked at his hand.
Mushroom stuffed.
"Baozipu...for you..."
Leiyin explained with a smile, feeling that Xu Fei was very popular, and even the owner of the breakfast restaurant cared about him.
This stinky uncle, changed his tricks to hurt me!
Xu Fei was speechless, which showed that his deeds had already spread to Uncle Wang's area.
"Leiyin, I have something to discuss with you." Xu Fei said cautiously.
"Hmm..." Leiyin put a spoonful of bean curd in her mouth and looked up at him.
"Otherwise, let's order food for the next two days, so I won't go out to buy food." Xu Fei asked embarrassedly.
Beep beep, the phone rings.
Xu Fei saw someone and answered the phone.
"Hello, Mr. Qiu."
"Xiao Fei, you have passed the financing, evaluation and risk control of your independent game. Come over tomorrow."
"Ah, tomorrow? President Qiu, can you change the time..."
"I'm going on a business trip for a week the day after tomorrow, how about today?"
"That's still tomorrow." Xu Fei said with a sad face.
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"Tomorrow...do you want to go out..." Leiyin opened her beautiful eyes wide and looked over suspiciously.
She didn't expect Xu Fei to agree directly. She should have been very resistant.
"There is no way this is a job, and the opportunity is rare, so I must go." Xu Fei explained with a bitter face.
As a last resort, he really doesn't want to go out these days.
But this is a matter of principle, and of course there is also the habit of the body to act before the emotion that is cultivated in the social and animal environment.
Leyin put down her chopsticks and frowned slightly, thinking about it.
After the baptism of various rumors in the morning, her current position has also changed.
From wanting Xu Fei to face it firmly, it changed to a gentle way of temporarily avoiding it for a while and then gradually accepting it.
Some things, as a bystander, you can say nice words casually, but when you really encounter them, few people actually have the mentality and face that can be taken lightly.
Compared to ordinary people, Xu Fei has actually done a good job, at least he didn't get out of the bed like the second emperor.
Up to now, there is no better way, only persuasion from the side.
"Toi... this kind of thing... is very common in Reddings..." Leyin persuaded seriously.
Xu Fei nodded perfunctorily, thinking, yes, it's very rare in this world.
"In a few days... people will forget about it..." Leiyin said again.
Xu Fei sighed, thinking to himself, yes, these days are the most heated discussions.
"..."
"..."
The atmosphere was slightly silent.
stab.
With a light swipe of a white finger on the sugar oil cake, the whole cake was cut into 16 yuan in an instant.
Pushing the plate in front of Xu Fei, Leyin tried her best to squeeze out an unskilled smile and said:
"Second Emperor Brother, he said... as long as you face yourself with a smile... others won't laugh anymore..."
The hand that grabbed the oil cake trembled involuntarily, Xu Fei's nose was a little sour, second uncle, I understand you... Have you given up completely?
"call……"
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