My Another World Sword Saint Wife

Snapped!

The crackling sound of the kitchen knife slashing the chopping board sounded, and the papaya was evenly divided into two halves.

Then, in the next instant, the cutting board was equally divided into two halves, and then the table...

Suddenly, a white light flashed in front of Xu Fei's eyes, and a few wisps of light fell down, it was his bangs...

Crack cack cack.

The machine turned his head to look at the kitchen door. The stainless steel kitchen knife, which had been used for many years, was firmly digging into the wooden door.

Looking at Leiyin again, the little girl's cheeks were flushed and she covered her mouth with her hand. She was looking at her in a panic. She was holding a kitchen knife handle with a missing blade in her right hand.

2 minutes later……

Leiyin was pushed out by Xu Fei very bluntly, and she also solemnly told her that in this world, men are the main force at home, and women will not easily set foot in the kitchen!This is a very important issue concerning a man's 'face'!

Of course Leyin didn't believe this... Although she was simple, she wasn't stupid, and she was obviously disgusting her clumsiness.

Hearing the sound of the door being locked in the kitchen, Leiyin's small mouth pursed slightly, and she sat back on the sofa displeased to continue reading the book "Modern History of the World".

Chapter 13 Tricking People into Swallowing a Thousand Needles!

After lunch, Xu Fei stretched out. The meals at home are better than takeout food, but washing dishes is really troublesome.

I patted my chubby belly and felt that I was broken by the little girl. I can't always overeat in the future, and it will be hard to reduce it when people grow beer belly in middle age.

Seeing that Leiyin was clumsily cleaning up the dishes, Xu Fei stepped forward to stop him: "I'll come here for the past two days, and I'll help you when you get used to it."

Leiyin stopped a little hesitantly, took out a few silver coins from her pocket and said, "Compensation for the cutting board and the table..."

Xu Fei felt that the biggest responsibility in this matter was actually on himself.

He didn't want to embarrass the little girl, so he quickly waved his hand: "No, the gold coins you gave last time are very valuable, but giving me more will embarrass me."

In fact, this money cannot be spent at all, at most it can be converted into gold to sell.But if it is regarded as the product of other civilizations, it is another matter, the premise is that someone believes it.

"I'm a little embarrassed. I can't work for nothing, and I break things..." Leiyin said embarrassedly.

In a completely unfamiliar world, suddenly living in someone else's house, Rein actually wanted to do more to ease her anxiety.

Xu Fei stared at the cold and graceful figure, and was able to understand each other's thoughts. Everyone needs to reflect their personal values, especially in an unfamiliar environment.

In the past two days, he has taken care of almost everything, and Leiyin is also very obedient.This is patronizing happiness, basically ignoring the other party's mood.

Wanting to understand his mistake, Xu Fei said immediately and sincerely: "I'm sorry, I didn't take into account your mood. Let's share the trivial life together in the future, just treat this as your own home."

"Okay." Leiyin smiled and nodded.

"By the way, can you teach me swordsmanship and magic when you have time? I'm very interested in the products of civilization in another world."

In fact, Xu Fei really doesn't care about swordsmanship or anything, and the modern legal society still needs the skills of fighting and killing.

It’s not the time when entertainment was scarce in the 90s and [-]s. When you go out, the roadside is full of street sneakers. Young people have nowhere to release their excess hormones. They have to go to Mahjong Golden Flower KTV, dance at the black lantern dance party, drink and wash their hair with a big sword. On those occasions, they usually say you Just look at it and start doing it.

In the past 20 years, people have basically insulated from those bad habits.Variety entertainment game consoles, Internet cafes, basketball and archery halls, which one is not good?There are fewer and fewer fights, mainly due to lack of energy and time.

Magic is interesting. I read a lot of fairy tales when I was a child, and I am very envious of the protagonists in them.If I can really learn some fur, I don't want to be Harry Gandor Sinbad, I believe that I can live a wonderful life in this life.

Leyin looked into his eyes, nodded and said, "Yes, but I'm very strict, you can't give up halfway."

"Don't worry, no problem! Absolutely stick to it until the end." Xu Fei patted his chest and assured.

Just kidding, doing other things, of course, it is better to be delicious than Jiaozi, and it is better to lie down when comfortable.Laziness is human nature, it's something inscribed in the genes.

However, there is a unique learning experience in the world in front of you, and it is taught by the beautiful girl teacher herself.Don't be harsh, violence is acceptable, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, I can totally be a human today.

"By the way, how strong are you, beauty?" Xu Fei asked.

From the previous scene of the little girl smashing the TV, it can be seen that Leyin's swordsmanship is simply amazing.But how strong it is, he is very curious.

There is an old saying that the level of the master determines the upper limit of the apprentice.

For example, Leiyin has the strength of the ancestor of Bodhi, so he also has the opportunity to be Sun Wukong, right?If Leiyin had the strength of Sun Wukong, then he would be Kobayashi at most.

"There are many strong people in the world, I am nothing..." Leiyin thought about her father, brother and uncle, and her master, so she said modestly.

"Probably talk about it?"

"Well...about five second emperor brothers are as strong."

"..."

Xu Fei didn't understand, who is the second emperor?The future second uncle?Second uncle, you can't do it. As a man, how can you be so weaker than your sister?

A flash of light flashed in his mind, Xu Fei stood up, ran into the bedroom and took out the wall-mounted TV.Ever since the TV in the living room was shattered by Leiyin's sword, she has been patronizing her to help her familiarize herself with life, and has been forgetting about it.

Buying a new phone is of course great, but the wallet is a little sore these two days. The resignation, mobile phone, and daily necessities deposits only go out and can’t go in, so let’s talk about it slowly.

After some tossing, the TV was assembled and connected to the game console.

Xu Fei excitedly picked up the handle and placed it on the sofa, beckoning to Leiyin to come over.

Soon, a middle-aged man with a samurai sword appeared on the screen.

The man wears the unique linen sandals in the Ashina area, and his left hand is a prosthetic leg forged from steel. He is not afraid of many inhuman and powerful monsters.

Dangdang!

The sound of hammering iron sounded, which was the sound of the middle-aged man lifting his sword to calmly block the enemy's blade.Lightning flashes, flames stagger, and the man overcomes the enemy with difficulty and danger.

"How is it? Who are you better than him?" Xu Fei wiped the sweat from his hands and asked while pointing at the screen.

"This person is a little weak..." Rein said, blinking her eyes.

"Forehead."

Xu Fei was surprised, and then changed several games one after another, and got the same answer.

It seems that the regular action games are no longer of reference value, so I directly open the video website and Xu Fei is going to find a few Xianxia movies or dramas to try.

"How about this "Qianqian and Soul Soul"?"

"Very weak."

"What about "Shushan Panji"?"

"A little weak."

"How about "Godzilla vs. Ultra Brothers"!"

"It's fake and can't be compared."

""The Women's Federation 4 Ultimate Dinner Party"."

……

……

An hour later, after many eliminations such as Hokage, Pirates, and Shinigami, I finally found a fan drama suitable for reference.

"Magic Sword Beauty God" is an old animation from nearly 20 years ago. The main character, Lina Inbas, embarked on a journey to escape her sister's devil training... well, to travel around the world. She called herself a "genius beautiful girl wizard" ", the strongest attack spell "Dragon Break" that can be used with the upper limit of human endurance.

"Well... this image is somewhat similar to the world I live in." Leiyin gently rubbed her lower lip with her slender index finger, and said solemnly.

Xu Fei looked at her in surprise with a big mouth.Beauty, the world on your side is too scary, isn't it?

Although "Magic Sword Beauty" is a funny animation, the human race in the play can be really miserable.Evil dragons raged, monsters attacked the city, demons invaded, as well as dragons, elves, dwarves, goblins... This is a typical fantasy world in the Tolkien system.

"She..." Leyin pointed her finger at the heroine in the cartoon and said solemnly:

"If it's a competition, I'll probably lose, because she's very versatile. But if it's a life-and-death fight, she must be killed, and I won't give her time to perform surgery."

Xu Fei looked at the serious girl, and didn't know how to answer. The content was a bit out of line.The protagonist in the animation is set up to destroy the city alone, which is comparable to a walking small nuclear bomb. Leyin said that she can defeat her?Isn't that, I also have the opportunity to become a walking RPG rocket in the future.

"You don't believe it?" Leiyin pouted a little displeased.

Xu Fei sighed in his heart, this is not a matter of belief or not, for things that have never been seen before, the human brain can't imagine it at all.I knew earlier that I wouldn't use cartoons as a reference.

"No, Mr. Lilia is too good." Xu Fei quickly smoothed things out, remembering that there were these three words in her full name, and she felt very cute, so she teased it.

"Don't call me my real name..."

"Huh? I always thought 'Lilia' was the last name."

"'Sigurd' is the surname, 'Rein' is a given name for social occasions, and 'Lilia' is the real name only those close to you can call it..." Rein explained.

Xu Fei scratched his head, a little confused, this rule is more difficult to understand than Westerners' names.It seems that I will try my best to become that kind of 'closer' in the future.

"Can that demon...machine be able to control the people in the image?" Leyin pointed to the game console and asked, her deep curiosity written on her face.

"Huh? Yes, do you want to try?"

"Um……"

After a long time, Xu Fei finally explained the operation method, and Leiyin happily took over the handle.

With the experience of the game's content, the girl's expression changed slightly, and her body tilted from time to time.He touched Xu Fei on his shoulder several times, but Xu Fei was very shameless and snickered in his heart and deliberately did not avoid it.

In the past two days, it was rare to see the young girl happy, and Xu Fei was also interested, pulling out the spare handle that had accumulated dust for many years to join the battle group.

However, it didn't take long for Reine to let out a dissatisfied voice.

"Don't let me, you have to respect your opponents in the competition..." The girl muttered in a low voice.

"No?" Xu Fei pretended to be dumbfounded.

When he played games, he naturally let Leiyin play, and he wasn't a little boy, so how could he compete with girls, happiness was the most important thing.

"Just now you put your finger on the triangle key, but you paused for a second before pressing it," Leiyin said.

Xu Fei raised his eyebrows, and he could see what kind of eyes he had.

The two were playing a fighting game, thinking about making the little girl happy and implementing the classic tactic of winning two and losing three, but they didn't expect that even the details on the fingers would be exposed.

"Okay, this game starts, I'm going to be serious!" Xu Fei assured, thinking that this girl has a simple and straightforward personality, how can she look at her from a worldly perspective, she thought too much before.

"Well, cheating and swallowing a thousand needles..."

"Where did you learn this from?"

"From the previous animation."

"..."

Two hours later, Xu Fei VS Leiyin, 23-0, this time he really didn't let it out on purpose...