The Gentleman Captain is a Bit Arrogant

"I'm convex (Fuck Duck), Great Viagra, what about the slaughter of pigs?"

Hearing this kind of news, Ou Zhouren couldn't help but leave a drop of cold sweat. It is indeed the nine-eighth-five plan of the Great Viagra. God is killing pigs for the test. This is being killed.

If you know that the Honkai Beast itself has a strict classification, it is roughly divided into seven types from low to high: rush level, knight level, ballista level, chariot level, temple level, emperor level, and judgment level, of which rush level. , Knight-level, Ballista-level, and Temple-level are all lower-level Honkai beasts, while Emperor-level and Judgment-level are upper-level Honkai beasts.

This time, Pavanti belongs to the terrifying beast of the emperor level. Fortunately, it is only a data simulation, and no casualties were caused.

As a result, only two of the more than 1000 boys passed the test. One was a genius man from the Apocalypse family, and the other was our little-known male pig's foot——Ou Zhouren.

And Viagra, who was complained about by the candidates, was dismissed immediately after the decision of the St. Freya Academy Committee.

However, I heard that a few months later, Da Viagra established a game company and launched a large-scale RPG online game called "Honkai 4". The story of the two major organizations, Destiny and Anti-Entropy, was used as the prototype and inspiration, and it became popular all over the world in an instant. , no matter in the streets, you can hear the players of "Destiny Dog" or "Anti-Entropy Pig" teasing, this is a later story.

At this moment, in the boys' dormitory, Ou Zhouren's eyes widened, facing his mobile phone for a while.

Unbelievably, his phone actually projected a tall and burly man. He wore a black leather hood, but he couldn't hide his deep eyes. He was almost full of fruit, wearing only a black triangle like leather. Fat times, tightly wrapping important parts.

The projected picture became more and more lifelike, and then the man slowly walked out of the screen. He smiled and walked with confidence, but there was a faint philosophical atmosphere in his eyes.

He strode forward with his head held high, with strong muscles like a horned dragon, his crotch seemed to be unable to wrap it, exuding an explosive force.

"My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep♂dark♂fantasies..."

"DO you like VAN♂ game?"

"Van-like?...Is my phone broken?" Ou Zhouren muttered to himself, unable to believe that the 599 yuan domestic mobile phone is so smart and can play 3D projection, no, this is simply a real person Well, he already felt the hot breath of Van approaching.

Seeing that Ou Zhouren didn't respond, VAn couldn't help frowning and said, "Flower Q!"

"It's called bean sack, is this the system that I came with through time travel? I..." Ou Zhouren wanted to cry.

He reluctantly calmed down and asked, "VAN-like, in this broken world, do you provide any plug-ins? I want to go to Infinite."

VAN smiled disdainfully, revealing his white and neat teeth, and Ou Zhouren suddenly felt his heart palpitate.

Suddenly, VAN disappeared in place and flashed behind Ou Zhouren. Before he could react, VAN directly locked Ou Zhouren's neck with his thick arms.

It is one of VAN's famous moves - the strong man locks the man!

"Learn this trick and you will become stronger!" VAN said easily, but his strength did not shrink.

"Take it boy, next move!" VAN continued to switch to difficult wrestling moves.

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"Squeaky" the dormitory door was gently pushed open, and a young man with brown hair and glasses stuck his head out, but what he saw was VAn's tragic wrestling teaching to Ou Zhouren.

"Help... life" Ou Zhouren said with difficulty.

"Young people of Destiny are so good at playing now?" The brown-haired youth calmly walked to the side, picked up Ou Zhouren's cell phone and tapped it a few times. The projection screen suddenly stagnated, and VAN looked unwilling in the air. disappeared in.

"Thank you, brother, who are you?" Ou Zhouren asked out of breath as he lay on the ground as if he had been played badly.

"Ou Zhouren, I will be your head teacher in St. Freya, Nick Young, and also your roommate." The brown-haired young man looked at him up and down and said slowly with a professional smile.

"Huh? The head teacher's roommate?" Ou Zhouren was a little puzzled.

"Well, you should know more about the situation of St. Freya Academy, mainly to train Valkyries to fight against the collapse. Most boys and male teachers are rare. In order to save money, the principal of the school only has these few dormitories for boys."

"..." Ou Zhouren felt a little uncomfortable when he thought of sharing a dormitory with the head teacher, and asked casually, "Mr. Yang, what kind of courses do you mainly teach?"

"Well, history, music," Nick Young suddenly revealed an ambiguous smile, "and philosophy."

"...I chose to drop out."

"Really, that's a pity. Tomorrow, so many lovely Valkyries in the class will be picked up by the genius captain of Apocalis next door." Nick Yang sighed and glanced at Ou Zhouren from time to time.

"Apocalypse?" Ou Zhouren was startled, the Destiny Organization in the Honkai Impact 3 game was set to be supported and operated by three major families, namely the Apocalis family representing the "Bishop" and the "Holy Maiden". The Shaniat family and the Kaslana family representing the "Knights".

However, in the actual story of Mi Huyou's gods, the destiny has always been the centralized commander of the Apocalis family, and the other two families are just the bishop's pawns.In addition, Lord Bishop believes that Valkyrie is a disposable consumable, and he doesn't care about her safety, and is not gentle enough at all.

"Hey, are you a genius from the same family as the bishop?" Ou Zhouren scratched the back of his head, an inexplicable urge surged in his heart, geniuses are the most annoying!

"Hey, you will grow into an excellent captain..." Listening to Mr. Yang's chicken soup, Ou Zhouren had a feeling of being fooled by him, but as a real gentleman, how could he miss out with him? What about the in-depth exchanges of real Valkyries?

I want to be a wise captain!

Chapter 4 A Gentleman Introduces Himself

Destiny, the familiar name of every Honkai player, it is the most famous organization in the world to fight against the "Honkai". It was established with the purpose of eradicating the "Honkai" in the world. long.

Destiny originated in Europe and has branches all over the world. It now controls most of Europe and Asia. St. Freya Academy is the core of the extreme eastern branch, which cultivates outstanding Valkyries and researchers for Destiny. and the commander.

The two newly enrolled trainee captains were assigned to the same class as Valkyrie by the academy saying that they grew up with the Valkyrie (actually, the funds were not enough).

Every time you enter a new environment, there is naturally an awkward set of self-introduction sessions, at least that's what Ou Zhouren thinks.

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Puffy Apocalis. I am very honored to join St. Freya and study with you..." While Ou Zhouren was thinking about organizing languages , a beautiful blond boy beside him has already started to speak.

"Wow, he's so handsome, is he European? Why did he go to the Far East Branch to be the captain?"

"He and the head of the school belong to the Apocalis family. I heard that this time the entrance test is one in a thousand. He must be a genius."

"I really want to be his Valkyrie..."

When Puffy talked about his elegant interests and hobbies, these young girls had stared eyes in the audience, and even fantasized about the prince commanding the latest Hyperion warship, leading the They return to the glorious scene of the Destiny headquarters.

Po Fei introduced for more than 20 minutes, from the latest convex points theory on the battlefield, down to the trivial life of a certain bishop, making the girls in the audience can't help but laugh.

"Beautiful words!" At this moment, it was Ou Zhouren's thoughts, but it was spoken by a pleasant female voice, so frightened that he covered his mouth subconsciously, realizing that he was silent, and immediately looked in the direction of the female voice .

Snow-white hair as bright as the moonlight, carefully combed into two lovely braids behind the shoulders, crystal-like blue eyes, bright and clear, and the skin that can be broken is desirable With a pinch, there was a childish (silly) air in Aojiao.

"Kiana!" Ou Zhouren recognized the paramecia at a glance, and next to Kaslana's eldest lady, there were two girls who were also familiar to him.

One is a girl with silver-gray hair and a Roman curly double ponytail (double helix) - Bronya Zayček, with two bows embellished on her, cute and lovable like a puppet, she is now like a Looking at the mentally retarded eyes, looking at Qianna who suddenly spoke rashly.

Another girl with a single ponytail and waist-length black hair, Leiden Yayi, gently pulled Qianna's arm by the side, cautiously admonishing something, with long black hair like a waterfall, and eyes like stars. , Compared with his peers, his slightly mature temperament and figure, the absolute field under the corner of the table, and the long black silk legs that make people want to step forward and grasp it, Ou Zhouren can't help but sigh - you Wife is awesome!

"Excuse me, this beautiful lady, is there any misunderstanding?" Puffy Apocalis asked gracefully, and he naturally heard what Kiana said just now.

"It's nothing, it's just that Yayi said that you are better than me, so I don't believe it." Kiana looked childish, ignoring the anxious eyes of the girls around her.

"Hehe, I'm not the opponent of Miss Kaslana's genius. Your skills and beauty have made me admire for a long time." Poffi smiled slightly and praised with a little flattery.Ou Zhouren laughed aside. Children can't hide such words, right?

"Hee hee" but Qiana just believed it, and said with a smile: "But you have no chance, I only have Yayi in my heart, I want to drink Yayi..."

Ya Yi, who was beside her, quickly covered the paramecia's mouth, preventing her from talking nonsense any more.

"Wow, Mr. Puffy is very cultivated. In the face of Ms. Jizi's headache, she has a way to deal with it, and she will definitely be an excellent captain in the future." After this small disturbance, Puffy again The status of the girls' hearts has risen to a higher level.

"That... I haven't introduced myself yet." Ou Zhouren stood aside and raised his hand slightly embarrassed.

"I know you, Aunt Jizi said, what is your name Ou Zhouren, you are also a survivor of Changkong City, and a little pervert."

Miss Kiana's positive speech made all the girls in the class burst into laughter.

"I know you too, you paramecia with zero IQ, Kiana Kaslana!" Ou Zhouren replied angrily, and the whole class was already laughing crazy.

"Humph! Perverted"

"I didn't peek at your blue and white fat times, why are you perverted? Besides, this is called a gentleman, understand, look at beautiful things with appreciation, lust but not lewdness, lust but not lewdness, lewdness and degree ......As the saying goes, there is color in the heart, the sky is also colored, the heart is colorless, the world is gloomy. Look at the number of people and distinguish their opposite colors. Those who play are powerful; those who blaspheme are proud of money; those who are greedy do nothing. The goodness of a gentleman has nothing to do with power, but in awe; it has nothing to do with femininity, but indifference; it has nothing to do with lust, but detachment..."

Ou Zhouren seemed to have been turned on by some kind of switch, and began to expound on his gentleman's spirit. Hearing that, Qiyana and the girls were confused and confused.

"What is he talking about? Yayi, you read a lot, do you know that?" Kiana asked Meiyi, scratching her head in confusion.

"It's like an allusion from Shenzhou." Yayi was also confused.

"Are all people in Shenzhou such gentlemen?" The paramecia turned back tactfully and looked at the squad leader sitting in the back row - Fu Hua, she was from Shenzhou.

However, Fu Hua's face at this time looked a little blue, not very good.

"It's amazing! You are really a person who has read poetry and books like this!" Puffy applauded and praised.

"Admit it, cannon fodder classmate." Ou Zhouren smiled and gave this elegant man a nickname.

"Cut! If you don't know how to read poetry, Miss Ben will too. Gou..." Qiana was not convinced, but she was once again stopped by Mei Yi to stop her surging poetry.

"This is the end of the self-introduction. So, all of you are survivors of Changkong City. Let's form a team first, with Ou Zhouren as the commander." Nick Yang smiled and looked at Ou Zhouren and Qiyana, fighting at the right time. cut off.

"Hey, you paramecia, you will know how powerful I am in the future!"

"Hmph, one team is one team, is Miss Ben still afraid that you won't succeed?"

Chapter 5 Stigmata is the benefit of every captain

Destiny Headquarters, a man-made floating island located somewhere in Austria, Europe, with a series of buildings covering the sky, majestic and majestic, like a sky fortress above God.

A towering European-style castle stands quietly in the center of this floating island, and it is a bit abrupt and strange in the embrace of the surrounding modern facilities.

In a room deep in the castle, the lighting is dim, a graceful and luxurious blond young man, wearing a green robe, is elegantly tasting the precious red wine in a crystal glass, and his eyebrows are somewhat similar to Puffy Apocalis. .

There were soft footsteps at the door.

"Report to the Bishop, Master Pofi has successfully passed the test and entered St. Freya Academy." A woman dressed as a maid stood at the door of the room, brown short hair and bangs covering her left eye, her face showing The calm professional smile, and the black pantyhose at the same time reveal a seductive luster.

"Well, well done." The blond young man shook his glass and said, he is the bishop of destiny - Otto Apocalis, but only a few people in the world have seen his true face.

"Furthermore, it is rumored that due to insufficient funds for the academy, Mr. Puffy has contacted the experimental subject and entered the same class." The maid continued.

"Not enough funds? Hehe, my lovely granddaughter is probably spending a lot of money around Homu again, so that's fine, so that Plan A can be implemented faster. Rita, you continue to keep in touch with Puffy. "

"As ordered, Bishop." Rita bowed slightly before stepping back.

Bishop Otto put down the crystal cup in his hand, he slowly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, the mellow aroma and sweetness of red wine filled his mouth and nose, just like the best years of his youth, he sighed faintly: " Karen, this time I will definitely succeed..."

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"Well, Mr. Yang, I have a question."

After dinner in the evening, in the boys' dormitory of St. Freya Academy, Ou Zhouren poured a cup of tea for his head teacher, Nick Yang, and asked politely.

"Tell me." Nick Yang put down the courseware in his hand and said with a smile. He was full of curiosity and inexplicable goodwill towards this interesting young man in front of him.

"On the first day of class today, I found that the courses of St. Freya Academy are not much different from ordinary high schools?"

"Well, the original intention of the head of the academy to establish Saint Freya was to cultivate Valkyries who cherish their own and others' lives. Therefore, the course of the academy naturally requires the comprehensive development of morality, intelligence and physique, and establishes a moral, intellectual, and physical development for future Valkyries. The correct outlook on life, values..." Nick Young gushed.

"Mr. Yang is worthy of teaching philosophy... I guess the principal of the academy didn't think so far." Ou Zhouren handed another cup of tea to the big guy in front of him.

"However, the course has just begun, and there will be many courses that you didn't expect in the future." Nick Young suddenly showed a mysterious smile.

"For example?" Ou Zhouren thought to himself, are there benefits?