"The anchor is finally alive. Grandpa got up early this morning and squatted for an hour, just waiting for you to start the broadcast. Someone come here to fetch my 40-meter-long sword. I want the anchor to run 39 meters first!"
"An hour? What are you? I waited all night yesterday, and now I have dark circles under my eyes. When I saw the start of the broadcast, I clicked in and clicked in, very soon."
"One night? What are you, I waited for a month, and I didn't sleep during this period!"
"What is a month? I waited for a year, and during the Chinese New Year, I was going to hang the anchor's portrait on the wall and put three sticks of incense to pay homage. I didn't expect the incense to burn into three long and two short, and I kicked it when I snapped it. Turned it over, as a young man, I should never talk about martial arts, I like to do sneak attacks."
"One month? What are you, this old man has been here since ancient times waiting for the anchor of Tiancai Dibao to mature. Now, an era has passed. During this period, I waited and slept in the wind. When I was thirsty, I only drank the morning dew, and when I was hungry, I was hungry. I stuttered in the northwest wind and waited until it was mature, come and come, come to me alone to get a knife, and we will divide the mature anchors together!"
……
The news below continued, seeing that these people were talking more and more outrageous, Ye Yu had a black line on his face, resisted the urge to hold his forehead, and closed it back to the small window to eat silently.
"What's wrong?" Seeing his unpleasant expression, Qin Xiu's brows narrowed slightly.
"It's okay, I choked on the almond tofu just now."
"Choke on almond tofu?"
Thinking of the taste that was melted in the mouth just now, Qin frowned and pondered for a long time, but did not understand why she was choked.
After seeing her stunned, the corners of her mouth were smeared with traces of fragrant and tender pepper and chicken, Ye Yu suddenly felt very cute.
[Author's digression]: Come to a chapter first, and there will be more at a later date. Keep updating and stable O(∩_∩)O
===Chapter 170 Chapter [-] Almond Tofu Remember to add more===
Thinking of the taste that was melted in the mouth just now, Qin looked at the steaming almond tofu on the porcelain plate, frowning for a long time, not trying to understand what was going on.
It's just an excuse. Seeing Qin's serious thinking with traces on the corner of his mouth, Ye Yu suddenly couldn't help laughing. He just thought that the other party was very cute.
Picking up the tissue on the table, he wiped the corner of Qin's oil-stained mouth lightly, hehe smiled and said, "Don't think about it, I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, how could this almond tofu be so tender and choked? Let's eat quickly, and we'll take you to a good place when we're done."
Qin, who was still thinking, was caught off guard by the sudden action of wiping her mouth, and was about to avoid it, but when she saw Ye Yu's serious appearance, she blushed again and let the other party do things wrong.
This scene caused the beasts in the live broadcast room to scream again. Yesterday it was the lady, today it was Qin, and the daily feeding of the dog food made them collapse several times.
However, even so, after yesterday's incident, they no longer thought about reporting after learning to be smart.
I don't know the whole reason for the ban in the live broadcast room. The water friends thought that it was only the report in their hands that led to the temporary closure of the live broadcast, which made them miss the good opportunity to watch the paid episodes. .
Under the Wangshu Inn, because the taste of the dishes was too delicious, Ye Yu and Qin turned into cooks together. They didn't care about their image. Anyway, they were both newcomers to Liyue and they were on the side, and those who knew them knew it. Win less.
However, just as the two were enjoying their meal, a gust of wind elemental vibration suddenly blew across the square table, Ye Yu's dry meal paused, and his eyes stopped, only to see that, opposite his wooden table, the previously inexplicable mandrill disappeared at this moment. It's back!
Unlike the previous bad intentions, this time, he did not have a weapon in his hand, but took a bowl. After sitting on the wooden bench, he filled himself with food, and even started to eat it.
Seeing that the almond tofu was decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, Qin and Ye Yu were stunned. After they looked at each other, they silently took up their jobs again.
For a time, there was only the sound of chewing and planing rice on the table of three, and the speed was getting faster and faster.
After a while, the three of them quickly settled the food on the table, and Qin's empty stomach suddenly felt full.
Ye Yu also felt that the feeling of fullness was appropriate at the moment, and it was just right to be [-]% full. He was fortunate in his heart that Qin ordered two dishes by himself, otherwise, it would not have been enough to add the great sage who killed the demon halfway along the way.
However, after Ye Yu and Qin Zheng looked satisfied, they saw the mandrill sitting on the wooden bench looking at the messy empty dishes, and said in a low voice, "The food...not enough."
"..."
"..."
The two were speechless for a while, stunned for a long time, seeing that the mandrill still had no intention of leaving, Ye Yu rolled his eyes helplessly, so he could only wave his hand and let the shopkeeper Huaian, who was greeting guests at other tables, come over.
"Do the three guests need anything?" Huai'an came over with a smile on his face.
Seeing that the other party was not surprised by the sudden appearance of the mandrill and even pretended not to know him, Ye Yu couldn't help but complain.
It can be said that although this Wangshu Inn is a convenient inn opened by businessmen on the surface, in fact, behind the scenes, it is a seven-star spy who supports the mandrill in his demon-subduing.
As the head of the spy in the inn, Huai'an, how could he not know Mandrill, and now pretend that he and Mandrill are the same group.
He kept complaining in his heart, but on the surface he still maintained a calm and calm appearance, and poured himself warm water that was still warm. He said, "Let's have another almond tofu."
Although he said that the food was not enough just now, his eyes were always on the almond tofu that became the first empty plate. The other two dishes didn't even look directly.
"Hey, alright, I'll go to inform the kitchen." Huai'an smiled brightly when he heard the order, and was about to go to the elevator, but heard Ye Yu called him to a halt.
"The shopkeeper, when you ask Yanxiao to stir-fry, remember to add more weight. We are all long-term regulars." Ye Yu's tone was meaningful.
To speak and laugh is to reveal that although he has never been to Wangshu Inn, he knows the situation here.
He specially emphasized the word 'long-stay'. Phil Godette obviously knew a little bit about their identities just now. This secret spy chief must know who the newcomers are. Among the three, the so-called 'long-stay' It's obvious who the regulars' are.
Sure enough, after turning around and hearing these meaningful words, Huai'an's face froze, knowing that his disguise had been dismantled, and after a while, he squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "Okay...Okay, I'll talk about it now."
After he finished speaking, he hurriedly ran towards the elevator, as if he was afraid that Ye Yu would say something else later.
Seeing the appearance of him fleeing, Ye Yu couldn't help laughing, but he was also a little dark in his heart.
Although the two chief spy agents of Wangshu Inn belonged to Liyue's decent forces, the behavior of Mora, who wanted to spoil himself with almond tofu, was really bad, and it was no different from asking him.
As a good citizen, Ye Yu naturally wants to resist this unhealthy market phenomenon. As the so-called fight against the unhealthy atmosphere, everyone has a responsibility, and this spirit must be carried out.
After Huai'an left, the atmosphere on the table fell into a strange silence for a while.
When there are other people, Ye Yu can't be friendly with Qin and communicate harmoniously. Qin doesn't know Manchu, and after learning the identity of the other party, he respects him more. From her point of view, Manchu is a senior, an immortal, and he must not be offended.
As for the mandrill, at this moment, he is holding his chest with his hands, his expression is indifferent, and his temperament is also arrogant. It seems that he does not care about everything. He is not a talkative person. Think about something.
After being silent for a long time, Ye Yu was always outgoing. After sitting for a long time, he only felt that there were nails growing on the wooden bench. Thinking of leaving and returning, he also pretended not to know: "Who are you?"
After the question, the mandrill raised his head, his golden eyes were quite intimidating, and he stared at it for a long time before he said: "One of the three-eyed and five-seen immortals of Liyue, mandrill."
"Oh~" Ye Yu snorted deeply, and then there was no more text.
He basically knows all the information about the news. It seems that it is meaningless to ask for a long time, and the other party is not a girl. Compared to him, he is a "good friend."
There was another moment of silence, this time it was not over until Huai'an brought a bowl of almond tofu from the elevator.
That's right, compared to the previous porcelain plate, this time the almond tofu was packed in a large pot, and the weight was very substantial.
Mandrill was obviously surprised by the amount of almond tofu placed on the table, and his golden pupils couldn't help shrinking. Obviously, he had never seen such a large portion of almond tofu.
===Chapter 170 Eat more nutrients===
Fortunately, I wasn't alone, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his cold heart.
However, just when he raised his head, he found that Ye Yu and Qin had both put their chopsticks on the table and didn't mean to eat at all.
Even Ye Yu thoughtfully sent the almond tofu calculated in the basin to him, for fear that he would not be able to catch it, he narrowed his eyes and smiled very caringly:
"Come on, immortal. Didn't you say that it wasn't enough? Eat more, supplement your nutrition, and grow taller."
"..."
Mandrill has always been arrogant and cold, and it was true that he didn't talk enough just now, so he couldn't say a word for a long time now.
I thought that after Ye Yu said the portion was bigger, he just added two or three more pieces of almond tofu on top. I didn't expect Huai'an's response to be so big, and I just took a pot at a time. This amount makes me full just by looking at it. half.
The chopsticks were pinched several times, but finally they were put down.
After trying his best not to look at the pot of almond tofu, he barely maintained his normal state, and his voice was slightly immature.
"If you are parading in Liyue, if you encounter the difficulty of losing your way in the wilderness, the difficulty of thieves on the road, the difficulty of water, fire, swords and soldiers, the difficulty of ghosts, gods, medicine and poison, the difficulty of evil beasts and poisonous insects, the difficulty of enemies and wicked people, you can call me by my name if you need help."
"Well, okay." Ye Yu was stunned for a moment, then nodded slightly.
He was a little surprised by the mandrill's promise in his heart, and couldn't help but wonder if he had done something shameful during the period of disappearance?
In the game plot, he had seen the timeliness of the other party's promise.
The so-called needing help to call his name is really always on call. Therefore, Ye Yu was surprised when he suddenly said that Liyue could call his name and help if he needed help, but he did not refuse.
Although the immortals that exist today in Liyue have their own little bad habits, they all have kindness in their hearts, and their character and virtue are also indisputable in the world. This is also the main reason why people and immortals have been able to live in harmony for thousands of years.
Hmm... The main thing is that all the demon gods who want to compete with the world have been suppressed by Zhong Li.
No matter what he did during the time he disappeared, with his words, he has more security in Liyue.
Ye Yu has always had a strong sense of crisis, so most of the time he likes to habitually prepare his cards for self-defense.
Now, the energy required for his summoned guoba people is less than half. When the demon god of the stove (guoba) appears, and the promise of the mandrill is added, then I will not be able to write a large diary of friends in Liyue in the future. Sure.
It's a pity that the power has not had time to unravel, and he hastily passed over, which is very dangerous and unstable. Otherwise, he will go to Ruoduo Dragon King, who was suppressed by Liyue, to "borrow" some scales and the like.
The feathers of the east wind that appeared in Twarin can be recharged, and similarly, the scales on the back of the Dragon King Ruoduo should also be able to.
Different from the element dragon Twarin, the Dragon King Ruoduo was originally just a spiritual rough stone. It was Zhongli who brought it out of the ground, carved this boulder into a dragon and gave him eyes.
Later, in the related plot, Zhong Li and Kun Jun, who possessed the Dragon King Ruoduo, also had face-to-face conversations.
Zhong Li once said to him: The earth dragon turns over and shakes the sky and the earth. With your ability, it is difficult for me to fight alone even in the heyday, let alone seal.
Ruo Tuo also said: You choose righteousness, but do not abandon benevolence.So you didn't kill me, I was sealed voluntarily.
From the conversation between this person and the dragon, it can be seen that the Dragon King Ruoduo is very powerful. If it is used to charge, it will definitely charge more.
In order to plan for the future, Ye Yu said sincerely, "Thank you." After that, he pushed the pot of almond tofu in front of the mandrill.
"..."
Seeing the almond tofu approaching again, the mandrill's figure turned into a style element and disappeared without a trace.
I am afraid that in a period of time, the mandrill for almond tofu will be reduced to a valley point.
Qin and Ye Yu who stayed in place were full before, and now they have nothing to eat.
Ye Yu beckoned and asked Huai'an to come over and shout, "Checkout."
Hearing the shouting, Huai'an hurried over, glanced casually at the dishes on the table, and said with a smile, "Have the two guests eaten? Bar."
Knowing that his identity was exposed, he was no longer pretending to be ignorant. Although he had not stood here before, his attention was always here, and he felt relieved when he heard the immortal take the initiative to promise to help.
This means that the two people from Mond are not ill-intentioned.
"No need, I've never had the habit of overlord meals, except for the almond tofu in the pot, which should cost 250 moras."
When Ye Yu was looking at the dishes on the menu before, he remembered the prices of the three dishes. He never took advantage of others, nor did he get paid, um... Except for the events held by the merchants.
That kind of call is cheap and not taking advantage, Wang...... eggs.
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