My Mom Sandy Love Song

"No one needs Artoria's help, you go back to the living room and watch TV."

"How can this work!" Arturia cut a serious face in seconds: "How can I have fun alone while you are preparing food for me? My conscience will feel bad!"

……Do not.

Usually when Aige is cooking, I don't think you have been condemned by chivalrous conscience, you always stare at Aige's back and silently urge her to cook.

"Master, are you thinking something very impolite?" Arturia raised her eyebrows.

Rhodes: "..."

Has your [intuition] evolved from "reading actions in battle" to the level where you can read your mind?

He changed the subject and said, "No, it's just that you always called me 'Rod' before, why did you suddenly start calling me 'Master' again?"

"Don't you like the title?"

Arturia tilted her head suspiciously.

While shredding the tenderloin neatly, Rhodes said, "No such thing...it will remind me of the time when we fought together in Fuyuki, I really miss it.

I don't really hate this address, but I still hope you can call me by my name directly. "

"... Well, actually, I thought so too."

Arturia showed an elegant and noble faint smile.

"Please advise me more in the future, Rhodes."

"Ah."

"Can we eat noodles later?"

"Of course, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Calm was restored in the kitchen.

Since the two of them had nothing to talk about, it felt like there was no need to force a chat.

After cutting the shredded meat, Rhodes cleaned the cutting board and wiped the kitchen knife while laying down the noodles.

At the same time, take out soy sauce, salt and other condiments, and prepare to start frying shredded pork with pickled cabbage.

Arturia's blue-gold pupils could see Rhodes' unexpectedly perfect knife skills just now, as well as a series of clean and neat movements during stir-frying.

"What a surprise... Rhodes. After living together for a year, I didn't even know you were so good at cooking." The King of Knights said bluntly.

It's not surprising that she would think so, because not to mention being at Shatiao's house, even during the days when he lived in the city of Einzbern during the Holy Grail War, Rhodes never cooked.

"It's more like a blessing [curse] than being good at it."

Rhodes said with a smile: "It seems that because of reasons related to my birth, [Cooking Skills] were automatically recorded in the soul even though I had never learned and practiced it. To be honest, it is a bit uncomfortable.

If possible, it would be nice to switch to a more useful skill?For example, when playing Mrs. Baiqing, you can always pull out [777] and the like. "

Arturia smiled: "You? Impossible, isn't 777 the number of God?"

"Don't say such disappointing things, really... If I conquer the world, the first thing I will do is to change Sister Bai Qing's first prize to [666]."

"That's good. In order to prevent that kind of thing from happening, I will be the first to stand up and stop you."

In the extremely boring topic between you and me, the hot noodles are ready.

The two of them returned to the living room with the noodles and sat down at the coffee table.

The late-night TV station was rebroadcasting Japanese variety shows, while Rhodes was staring nervously at Artoria's beautiful face.

"How about it, is it delicious?"

"Mmm, um... Suck it, it's delicious!"

Arturia, who was wrapped in the white mist from the pavement, sucked on the noodles and praised vaguely.

With a happy expression, she made the highest level of judgment: "Even if it is compared with love songs, it is not inferior."

"That's good, because I haven't cooked for tens of thousands of years, so I'm not sure."

Rhodes suddenly assumed the mentality of the heroine who feeds the male protagonist in the youth novel, showing a happy smile.

He pried open the can of luncheon meat he took out from the refrigerator: "The amount of shredded pork with pickled cabbage is a bit small. Please use it, Wang... Please treat this as Meili."

"Thank you. Speaking of which, Rhodes, haven't you cooked for a long time?"

Artoria continued the topic that she didn't have time to talk about in the kitchen.

"Actually, you are the first person to eat my cooking."

Rhodes calmly said words that made Arturia almost choke on the soup.

"Hey?"

Artoria stopped eating and looked at him in surprise.

"Haven't you cooked for other people?"

"No." Rhodes shook his head.

"After all, the kitchen is the sanctuary of love songs, not a place where people like me can get their hands on it."

When not around Ai Ge, there are basically girls cooking for Rhodes.

Or it is the type like Tiamat, Ishtar, and Ailey... who can "directly" supplement nutrition to him.

"That's it." Artoria paused, and said happily, "I'm actually the first person to taste Rhode's craftsmanship. That's really an honor."

"Yes, feel honored, King Arthur!"

"Really... I started to get carried away with a little compliment on you."

The King of Knights gave him a blank look, and rejoined her "battle".

Both Rhodes and Artoria are well-known gluttons, and they solved their respective super bowls of ramen in threes and fives.

"It's really delicious, thank you for your hospitality, Rhodes."

Arturia glanced at the empty bowl that didn't even leave a drop of soup, and praised it sincerely.

"Stop complimenting me, it's far from Ai Ge, and you can eat better when she comes back."

Hearing this, Arturia said seriously: "It's absolutely nothing, it's really very..."

Halfway through her words, an inelegant voice suddenly came out of Tan's mouth.

Artoria hurriedly covered her shiny lips with her slender hands, looked sideways slightly, embarrassment was written on her beautiful face.

The boy joked with a smile: "Well, it seems that my craftsmanship really satisfies His Majesty the King."

"Oh... please don't laugh at me, Rhodes!"

Artoria yelled in shame and annoyance.

"Yes~ yes~ I'll go back to the kitchen to clean up, you can have a good rest here."

Just when Rhodes was about to return to the kitchen to wash the dishes, Arturia grabbed his clothes.

"Rhode... Sure enough, let me do the dishes?"

"No need, what if the tableware is broken?"

"……Well."

Artoria lowered her head slightly in frustration.

She is His Majesty the King of Britain, so it is naturally impossible for her to have the experience of washing dishes during her lifetime.

As Rhodes said, asking her to wash the dishes might break the tableware.

"That's right, it's not good if you break the tableware."

Seeing Artoria looking slightly disappointed, Rhodes said glibly as usual.

"Right? It would be bad if you hurt His Excellency the King's beautiful fingers."

"……Um?"

After not getting any feedback from the King of Knights for a long time, Rhode turned his head inexplicably.

But found that Artoria was holding the corner of the skirt with her hands, and a slight blush appeared on her slightly drooping cheeks.

Tsk tsk tsk... The shy expression of the King of Knights is really great as a dessert after dinner.

By the time Rhodes finished tidying up the kitchen and took off the bear apron of Ai Ge, the clock in the living room had pointed to 11:40.

"Haven't you gone to rest yet?"

Rhode came to Arturia and sat down beside Arturia with two cups of hot coffee.

To be able to start drinking coffee after eating a large bowl of soy sauce noodles is only possible for a big food king like them.

"Thank you." She took the coffee from Rhodes, "I'm not sleepy today."

Actually, it's because I'm still working in the kitchen, so I'm too embarrassed to go to bed, Rhode thought secretly.

"After drinking coffee, go to rest."

"Ah."

The bitterness of the coffee beans melted in Rhode's mouth, and he silently enjoyed the leisure in the middle of the night.

The rough voice of the comedian came from the TV, and the aroma of coffee mixed with the aroma of women's shampoo in the nostrils.

It's incredible, when sitting next to Artoria, there is a sense of peace of mind.

If it was before.

For example, when it was Fuyuki, Rhodes would not let go of the opportunity for the two to spend the night together in the same room.

He'd find an excuse to climb into Artoria's bed, and sneak up on her ass in the middle of the night.

But now there is no such desire.

Is it because my feelings for her changed from [wanted to take advantage of Wang because of her big breasts and ass] to [relatives who live together]?

Well, she is my sister-in-law after all...

It's no wonder that Ai Ge will let her and I take care of the house with confidence.

As the saying goes, the end of love is family affection.