I Told You, Reincarnation Should Be Low-key

"Damn it! I have no choice but to use that!?"

"What! Is there any backhand?"

The brave man took out a popsicle stick, "Although using this will cost your life, is that the only way to go!"

"Hey! Wait for me! This handsome line is not worthy of you at all, okay! At the cost of your life... Hey, why did the atmosphere suddenly become heavy!"

"For world peace! It's up to you, Great Seal!"

"Hey! Don't, don't give up your life casually, okay? I think you can still beat me if you fight hard! Don't be a big seal, don't be a big-ah-"

———(end of story)———

"Huh...huh..." The sound of Lace sleeping came from my lap.As early as halfway through the story, she had already fallen asleep.

This story is really J8 boring, and I can even feel the author's disgusting intentions from it, which is obviously an intentional number of words.

"Little human, what do you think after hearing about my [Dragon God of the World] being sealed?" Long Jie half tilted her head, staring at me like a little hamster.

Having said that, I have never heard of your full-bodied title of Second Second, and you were the one who was sealed. Why are you so confident?It's like you sealed someone else.

What should I say now?Damn it, there are too many such points, and I don't know where to start.

First of all, Mr. Brave, your way of dying is a bit too weird, why do you have a feeling of "because the plot requires it, so you go to die"?

Is this an illusion?It can't be that the author's bastard is too poor to think of a vigorous way to die, so he simply gave such a random ending to fool the readers.

Now, Cremthion, who are you?Why the more I listen to it, the more I feel that you are getting farther and farther away from your impression in my mind?

In addition, there is also the real body of the great seal, which is actually a popsicle...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Dashi: I didn't fool the readers, yes, I didn't. (guilt whistling)

6-20 Bullying Big Sister

"Well, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether you feel it or not. Bring it..." Long Jie spread her palm towards me, is she asking me what to bring?

"What, what did you bring?"

"Of course it's a reward! I've told the story for so long, you don't think there is a free lunch in the world, do you?"

What!

Actually give me this set! ?I thought, why did she suddenly engage in memory killing.It turned out that he never thought of negotiating conditions with me at all, but just forced me to do it!

I subconsciously glanced at the fairy world in the corner, Long Jie's ultimate goal must be in this.But this thing has ownership, even if she gets it, she won't be able to use it.It was completely impossible to guess what Long Jie wanted to do.

"Well, please allow me to ask weakly. The reward means..."

"hey-hey."

Facing my question, Long Jie smiled like a profiteer.

"It's not cheap to listen to my stories. At least, I need a box of feathers from the Elven King. Or a ton of ancient red crystals. If it doesn't work, a truckload of Devil's Tears (Devil King level) can also make up for it." live."

"..." Which language is she speaking?Why I don't understand at all.

"Hey - looking at your poor face, I knew you must have never heard of it." Long Jie shrugged, her expression looked like she was pitying a country bumpkin.

This person is so troublesome, since you know that I haven't heard of it, don't say it in the first place!

But I endured it, because I didn't intend to pay you at all, hahaha, silly.You have to pay out of pocket to hear a story, you think I'm a kindergarten kid!

"Human brat, don't say I don't take care of you. I'm in a good mood today, so I allow you to use some other means to replace the reward for the story."

Oh, other means?

I'm coming!Here comes the key!After going around for a long time, I finally arrived at the main show.Then it was time to gain insight into Long Jie's real intentions.

I deliberately put on an excited look, my eyes sparkled, as if I saw hope, "Oh, Sister Long, tell me quickly, how can I repay you!"

"Hey... Ah, um. I don't make things difficult for you either. Just let me take a look around in your private domain." Is my behavior too suspicious?Long Jie seemed taken aback by my positive attitude.

"Is it that simple?"

"Who will make me a good person? Even you can easily do this kind of thing."

Wait, what kind of trick is this?Why go to Fairy World for a walk?It's impossible to just look at the scenery, no, I can't see her intention at all.

Just had to guess.

First of all, let's think about it differently. If I were Long Jie now, what would I want most?

A person who has been sealed in this kind of place for 3000 years wants to enter someone else's private domain, is it because he wants to see new scenery?

Do not!It can never be so superficial, but there is only one possibility left after that-freedom.But how much money does the fairy world have to do with freedom?

Quickly recall Long Jie's words and actions, often the answer lies in the neglected details.

Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration.

It reminded me of the scene when Long Jie first appeared on the stage.

At first glance, Long Jie was leaning against the door panel, but if you look closely, you can find that her standing posture is tilted at a strange angle.

At that time, her back was facing the door panel, and it would be fine if she just fell backwards.The point is, Long Jie seems to be leaning a little sideways.

At that time, there was nothing but air on the side. What was she leaning on?

Then the answer was ready to come out, the actual effect of the big seal that caused Sister Long the most headache was actually an invisible wall.And it was probably only useful for Long Jie, trapping her from all directions.

If you take a closer look now, it is not difficult to find that there are traces of being smashed in this cave, but due to the long years, it is integrated with the surrounding stone walls.

It is estimated that after Long Jie was sealed, she thought about using brute force to fight her out.However, even if the stone wall inside the seal is destroyed, the stone wall outside the seal cannot be further destroyed.

In the story just now, Long Jie talked a lot, but kept silent about the effect of the Great Seal.Presumably she didn't want me to know her plan.

But unfortunately, I already guessed.You want to hide in a different space, and then let me take you out of the big seal, so that you can regain your freedom.

Hahaha, I'm so smart!

(The above guess took less than 2 seconds.)

"Human brat! Tell me if you want to agree or not!" Long Jie released a terrifying intimidating force and bullied her.

Hey, almost scared me to death.Are you trying to force me to submit without giving me time to think?pity--

"Long Jie, give me some time to think about it."

"What's there to think about? If you don't seize this opportunity, you won't have this store after passing this village. Maybe, I'll feel bad later, so it's not just a request of this level!"

She pretended not to care and looked aside, but her fingers played with her hair inadvertently.This little action is a sign of haste.

Hmph, there is no such store after passing this village. This sentence is talking about yourself.As far as I know, the private domain is already rare, plus it is deserted.

Guess I'm the first person you've seen in 3000 years.If you don't take the opportunity to hug my thigh, you will never want to go out in your life.

But you can't let go of that boring self-esteem, so you must be very troubled now, how to trick me into the pit.

Interesting and interesting, since you are a person with such a strong self-esteem, let me make fun of it.

6-20 Bullying Big Sister

"Long Jie, why don't we open the skylight and speak honestly?" I patted Lace's head while talking.It's not that I want to touch her on purpose, it's just that I happen to have a head at hand.

Who told her to lie on my lap to sleep, and touched it as soon as she touched it, and I can't blame me for that.

By the way, what is this wet thing?Oops, this smelly girl, drool... drooling!

"To be honest, I don't quite understand what you mean."

"Well, Long Jie, stop pretending. All you want is to give me a ride and let me take you out of the seal."

"Eh..." Sure enough, she was shaken.But it's too easy to see through.

"From that door, I only need to walk a few steps to get out. But you, Long Jie, have been walking for 3000 years and have not been able to cross that hurdle. So Long Jie, shouldn't you be offering delicious food and drink now?" me?"

"What? You want me to pay for you? Hahaha, what a joke. Who do you think you are! Find out, your life is now up to me."

She was amused by my words, and started to threaten me with confidence.

It seemed necessary for her to clarify her position.

"That's that, my little life is of course nothing in your old eyes, and I'll wilt with one breath. But Sister Long, think about it, I'm dead...that's how I'm going to die. But I can take you Those who go out, even if they wait another 3000 years, they may not come for a second time."

"Ahem..." She bit her lip and hesitated, seeming to listen to my words.

It's really good, this kind of vacillating but pretending to be calm eyes.Between the subconsciously frowned brows, I could feel that she was a little flustered.

Sure enough, you are also very clear, once I find out the real intention, I will take the initiative.That's why I'm at a loss, hehe, it's so cute.

So let me see how you will fight back.

"Are you threatening me? As a mere human being, you are threatening me, the apex existence!"

Suddenly, a powerful coercion came oncoming, and cold sweat gradually dripped from the back of my neck.

how can that be! ?She recovered her composure so quickly, and even released such a strong murderous aura towards me.Hey, hey, you really want to pinch me to death, don't you want to go out?

Wait, did I miscalculate?

I originally thought that Long Jie was a hard-nosed person, as long as she threatened her with a little dignity, she could be forced to submit.

But if in fact, she is a person who is more easily driven by emotion than reason.then i'm done...

Once such a person's self-esteem is frustrated, it is very likely that he will put aside what he wants, and try his best to kill the guy who hurt his dignity.

"Woo...en." Lace, who was sleeping, was also affected by this murderous aura, and sat up with an uncomfortable expression on her face.

It was so heavy, it was as if the whole body was soaked in cement.Not only was it a little hard to breathe, but I couldn't even bend a single finger.Deep in the mud, this word is far from enough to express the feeling at this time.

Damn, did the observation fail?Sure enough, we should collect more information and prescribe the right medicine.

It's all my fault, too presumptuous.Relying on a few conversations, relying on holding the handle of the other party, you can be complacent.I thought I was in control of the situation...

Lace next to her was covering her head. It is estimated that she, like me, was experiencing nausea hundreds of times worse than motion sickness.

I'm so sorry that I caused you to suffer together with me.

Sure enough, I shouldn't bully people with big sister attributes!