"Oh, Nask, don't mess around. Don't look at me as thin and weak, but as a man, helping others is also one of the necessary virtues!"
No. 2 puffed up his chest and said to me confidently.
This tone of voice is indeed Laura's style.But in the words just now... there is a mistake that cannot be ignored.
"Lola, what did you just say? A man?"
"Yeah, what's the matter? Don't think I'm a vase, even though I'm handsome. I'm also—"
"Hey... so, who are you!?"
I pulled out a dart and put it directly against the side of her neck.
"Eh? Na, Nask, what are you doing..."
6-24 Muta Worm
"N-Nask, why are you asking that. Don't you know--"
"All right, all right, stop pretending. Thinking about it carefully, there are quite a few flaws that I have overlooked."
Looking at the flustered expression of 'No. 2' in front of me, I became more determined.You know, Laura won't be at a loss because of being pointed at by me with a knife.
In fact, there is an easier way to confirm, you just need to go to the fairy world and ask Laura herself.
Thinking of this, I freed up a hand and put it in my pocket——
Eh!Strangely, the gate of the goblin world cannot be opened.How is it possible, this is the first time this has happened!
At this time, a completely different voice came from the front.
"So that's the case, have you been seen through? But my disguise should be perfect, where is the flaw exposed?"
Eh?Is this admitted?Don't plan to continue to quibble for a while?
False No. 2 relaxed, and spoke to me indifferently.Is it because she doesn't have to continue to pretend? She looks a lot more natural.
But... ask me where the flaws are exposed?
Hehe, I almost laughed out loud.
That's a really stupid question.Does she think that I will spend a lot of time explaining my logic like a character in a TV series, and then have a lot of squabbles with her, and then plan to solve her in a very complicated way, but in the end she is Retaliate easily?
Huh, the plot of this B-movie...
Congratulations, you really guessed it right.
I do have such intentions, I just like to show off.
If I had met someone like you in the past, I guess it would be a dragon sword if I didn't say anything.But now, I care more about how to show off than my efficiency.
So I have to have a gorgeous show.
"Listen to the counterfeit. Judging from your tone of voice and actions, you should have worked hard and imitated it very well. Even I can't find out what's wrong with it."
"So--"
"But the title is wrong!" I imitated the appearance of a famous detective and raised a finger.I don't know if he is handsome?
"What title?" False No. 2 squinted his eyes, probably recalling the titles he had given me so far.
"I don't know where you got my name. But Laura calls me 'friend' more often than by name."
"Huh? You actually use such a troublesome address."
Confused for a while.
Well, she said so.I also feel the same, this title is too troublesome.I have to ask Laura to change it later.
"Secondly, Laura is notoriously lazy. As a late-stage patient with lazy cancer, it is absolutely impossible for her to be so active in helping a stranger."
I proudly raised my second finger, even though I know this reason is very unreliable.
"How is it possible! Isn't it human nature to contribute a little to those in need!?"
You're right, it's human nature, but that guy is an exception.
"That guy is so lazy that he can barely support himself. If you remove 'lazy' from her, there will be nothing left. How can such a person help others?"
In order to facilitate understanding, I also specially came up with an example
"For example, if there is a beggar, as long as he begs for 1 yuan, he will not starve to death today. And Laura will use the excuse of 'too lazy to dig out the wallet' to watch the beggar starve Die. That's what she is"
Isn't this example too extreme?This seems to be no longer lazy, but cold-blooded.I don't know if the other party can understand well?
"There are such lazy people in the world!" False No. 2 panicked, subconsciously took two steps back.
Although I don't know the brain circuit of this person very well, but it seems to understand. Is this reaction too exaggerated?
Well, it's not that I can't understand your mood at this time.After all, when I first came into contact with Laura, I felt incredible.
"The third point. It is also your biggest failure! That is - the person you pretended to be is a girl!"
"God, god horse!!!"
False No. 2 was completely sluggish, it seemed that it was because of too much mental shock, as if he even forgot to breathe.
Ah, breathing is back.
"No! You're kidding, this is a young handsome guy." She patted her chest, and seemed unwilling to accept the fact.
"Well, the reality is often so cruel. These days, there are not many cases of 'painting men insisting on women'." I spread my hands.
Mad, I don't even believe that excuse myself.Draw men and insist on women, do they really exist in reality?
"Tch, there is such a foolish thing. But even if you see through it, so what! You who are deeply trapped in the illusion, stay here until you die. Hahahaha."
This fake No. 2 has no sense of frustration at all, and looks confident. It seems that camouflage is not his trump card.
"I see, illusion. No wonder..." I whispered to myself.
"Ah, you, how did you know that we used illusion!?" False No. 2 was extremely surprised.
I didn't know how to answer immediately, so I had to look at her with the eyes of a mentally retarded person.
"Please, this is what you said just now. And what does 'we' mean, are you not the only one here?"
"Cough! What a keen observation ability and inductive ability, to get so much information out of my mouth. You... Are you a genius! It shouldn't be, even the Muta bugs are known to you."
"..."
Fuck, I've never seen such a mentally handicapped opponent, and I don't want to express any opinion on this person's IQ.
Being called a 'genius' by her still feels like being underestimated.
But put these aside for now, the key point is what the hell is the 'Muta Worm' she's talking about?
[Hint: Searching...]
Oh?I almost forgot, there is still the system sister!Really reliable.
[Hint: The search is complete]
[Mutta bug: a beetle raised artificially.During the flight, it leaves behind a phosphorescence that cannot be seen by the naked eye.This kind of light phosphor has quite excellent hypnotic ability, and when the concentration reaches a certain level, it will create an illusion with a high degree of reality. 】
This commentary, how can there be a sense of sight of Pokemon.Well, forget it, since it is artificially raised, it will be much easier to handle.As long as we get rid of the manipulator, we should be able to come out of the illusion.
But when exactly did it start?I can't think of when I fell into the illusion.
Oh, before I knew it, the figure of the fake No. 2 disappeared from the front.
6-25 Delusion
Well...but what should I do.
How to find out the body of the caster when he is invisible.And there may be more than one caster, must they all be eliminated?
He was really involved in troublesome incidents, and he said that he was already doing his best to avoid all kinds of flags.
With a fluke mentality, I fumbled for all kinds of weapons on my body, but the actual result is often skinny.
Left: Dart*3 Broken Dagger*1
Why is there only this left! ?
Really, isn't this already so poor that he is about to sell himself?I didn't expect that the consumption of weapons would be so serious for a single trip.
If I had known this, I should have bought one or two [Skill Recording Crystals] from Yado. If I had the skills, it should be able to greatly reduce the consumption.
However, all the crystals sold in Yaduo are basic skills, and the price/performance ratio is too low.Moreover, using crystals to learn skills is said to consume something called [potential].
Well, the author is really serious, and now he still adds such a messy setting.
But in this way, everyone should be able to understand why, as the protagonist, I haven't acquired skills for a long time.
That's right, because I'm a high-minded person.Rather than wasting potential on useless skills, it is better to go to a big city and acquire high-quality skills.
Although it is a good thing to have ambition, I am now in the predicament of insufficient weapons, but I am also tired of ambition.I'm so upset...
kindness?Got it! (A flash of inspiration!)
As expected of me, I could come up with such an excellent idea.Yes, I have a good idea...
"Oops, I fell... ah - I'm dead." I fell to the ground with a whoosh.
Come on, I fell down.If you want to attack, do it now!
... (no sound)
Can't get hooked?
Well, I miscalculated, no matter how you put it, this acting skill is too exaggerated.In this case, even the fake No. 2 with a low IQ may not be fooled.
"Ahem." I felt extremely embarrassed immediately, and quickly got up from the ground.
This simply damages my public image.
Crack!
At 7 o'clock behind, the sound of branches breaking!
It was too late and then too soon, I immediately adjusted my mood, and I was not stingy with the few darts left.With lightning speed, he drew the last three coins and threw them all out at once.
"Go eat shit!" To add to the atmosphere, I even yelled.After yelling, I regretted it... It was so embarrassing.
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