I Told You, Reincarnation Should Be Low-key

"Think about it carefully, everyone. If I was really that powerful, I would have wiped the ground with a map cannon. Would you still be afraid of your illusions?"

I'm not lying, I really can't do such an exaggerated thing.And in the final analysis, these things were not done by me.It's impossible for me to take the blame for Sister Long.

The villagers seemed to understand what I said and found it very reasonable.

"Well, what he said makes sense. Judging by his poor appearance, he doesn't look like a powerful guy."

puff! HP-1.My heart is wounded.What the hell is poor and poor, you guys with wooden sticks are so embarrassed to say me! ?But in order to clear up the misunderstanding, I endured it.

"Well...that makes sense. Indeed, this man looks like a soldier, not like a big shot."

Forehead! HP-1.Miscellaneous soldiers?It was the first time in my life that someone said that, and I felt the malice from the world, but I had to bear it.

"Hey, let me tell you earlier, they won't be criminals, you just don't believe me. You can see what kind of big waves this kind of salted fish can cause by looking at his silky dick."

Cough!A mouthful of old blood. **Silk?Salted fish?

This is already a personal attack!Didn't you mean to hack me, really didn't you mean it!

I resisted the urge to vomit blood and forced a smile.

"Well... well, you should understand now. I, cough... I am not your enemy."

I let go of the hostage at hand to show that there was no hostility.

"Well...this..."

"Maybe it's really a misunderstanding."

"Yes."

After some discussion, the character who had already returned to his companion, handed over the hoe in his hand to the person next to him, and walked towards me quite ordinaryly.

"After your analysis, it seems that we have really found the wrong person. Please allow me to express my apology for offending you on behalf of the village."

"Huh? Representative, wait, are you..."

"I am the mayor of my village. My name is Mohamed bin Abdullah bin Abul-Mulib bin Hashim"

"What! Muhammad... Bu... Mu... Ben... Aru."

Ouch, I bit my tongue, it hurts so much.

No, that's not the point, the point is that the name is too weird!

I said what the hell are you, the name and style of painting are completely different.Why does a character with such a cool name have such a cool name!

Moreover, besides, you, a passer-by with a fake face, are actually the village head!The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds.

So who is that old man who looks like a village chief in the back!No matter how you look at it, that is the correct painting style of the village head.

Pfft!

Oh, what can I say.Village chief, the old man behind you seems to have fallen down, is it okay?

"Ah, the village head! Grandpa Security has suffered from heat stroke!" a villager shouted.

"What! Quickly move him into the house!" Longtao Village Chief immediately gave instructions.

Damn, old man, you used the village head's character shape, but it turned out to be a security guard!Looking at your body, you should retire early!

6-26 Clearing up misunderstandings

In the mayor's room——

I, No. 2, and the village chief sat around a low table.

Oops, I almost forgot about No. 2 earlier, but it's just a puppet anyway, and it's not much worse if something happens.But let's just worry about it.

"Hey, where have you been all this time?" I covered my mouth and quietly moved to No. 2's ear.

"You still have the nerve to ask. I was tied up as soon as I left the valley, and you didn't respond at all."

"Oh? Is that so." I guess I was already deeply in the illusion at that time.What a shame.

At this time, the village head with a deadly name but a face of a dragon (hereinafter referred to as the village head of dragon) brought a cup of tea to the two of us.

"Ah~~ I'm really sorry. Everyone in the village is angry, so they bite people when they see them. I'm sorry." The village head looked ashamed, and his speech was as ordinary as he imagined.

But "bite people when you see them"... Is it really okay for you to say that to your family?Or do you mean that the whole village is a dog?

"It's okay. I woke up and found that my hometown was stolen. Anyone would be angry, and I don't mind." At this moment, I seemed to be possessed by a saint and forgave their offense.

Although I was somewhat upset, considering that their tragedies could not be said to have nothing to do with me, I endured it for a while.After all, Long Jie played the map cannon casually in order to fulfill the agreement with me.

"You are really a good person, you are really a good person!" Longtao Village Chief held my hand and was very excited. "In comparison, the one who destroyed the barrier in this village is simply too bad. He did something and still Not daring to come out is really shameless and shameless!"

"Well, well... yes." My eyes wandered away, and I was really embarrassed to look directly at him.

Long Jie got hacked really badly, she was scolded like this for no reason, she is also unlucky...

"But who is it? The real prisoner who broke the barrier in this village..." Longtao Village Chief squeezed his chin, thinking like wise.

Seriously, you meditate fart.Even if you put on such an appearance of being possessed by a elementary school student who is a god of death, you will definitely not be able to guess why.

kindness?Wait, I suddenly had an idea.

Although it was only for a moment, I seemed to hear the voice of that vampire in the valley.The one who fought against her was probably that Yue Ji.

I can just throw the blame on them!I'm such a fucking genius!

"Longtao Village... er, no, that Muhan... Mu... Well, the village head, I actually know who the real criminal is." Let's call him the village head, it's great to have a universal title.

"Hey, you can't forget my name, can you?"

"That's right, the real culprit is—"

"Hey, ignore? Is my name so hard to remember!?"

"The combination of vampire + Tsukihime!" I threw the blame away very seriously. Although I ignored the village chief's speech on the way, it was not a problem.

"What!" The village chief sat up straight in surprise.

Great, it seems that he has heard of the two races of vampires and Tsukihime.I also thought about what should I do if he is short-sighted.

But isn't this reaction a bit exaggerated?

"Is my name really hard to remember?" The village chief said in frustration.

Hey big brother, you are paying attention to the wrong point.Also, if you are so obsessed with the name, then hurry up and change it for me!

"What! It's actually a combination of vampire + Tsukihime!" On the contrary, No. 2 was so frightened that he almost didn't hold the teacup.

My God, Laura, why are you so excited! ?I was taken aback by your exaggeration.

Look at your wide eyes and slightly trembling hands.This acting skill is no one else, this year's Golden Horse Award winner is probably you.

"Vampire...and Yueji..." the village chief began to think with his head down.I am overjoyed.

Laura nice job!Thanks to your flamboyant acting skills, the village chief seems to have found the point, and we can finally stop discussing the length of the name.

"I think...impossible. I heard that Yue Ji hates vicious races the most. Vampires have such a high race evil value, how can they form a partner with Yue Ji?" the village chief said.

He really deserves to be the village head. Although the character design is a bit casual, the amount of knowledge is still at the level of the village head.Hmph, but it's a pity, I have already thought of a countermeasure.

6-27 run away

"It's the True Ancestor." I said seriously

"True ancestor? The immediate boss of the legendary vampire?"

"Boss... well, it's not impossible for you to understand this way." The way the dragon village chief understood is really weird, but it's not bad.

"But even if it's the true ancestor, this can't be the reason for the vampire and Yue Ji to join forces." The village chief also picked up a glass of water, took a sip, and waited for my answer.

My explanation for this is this

"The power of the True Ancestor is very powerful, even Yue Ji can't defeat it. I guess she was overwhelmed by absolute power, so she had to cooperate."

"Oh~~~"

I'm really bragging about not drafting, and when I talk about panic, my face doesn't blush and my heart doesn't beat.Of course I was the one who blew it up, but in this way, the blame will all fall on those two guys.

After they leave the valley, the anger of Muta Village can be poured on them.I don't expect the fools in Muta Village to be able to repel them. I just need to use illusion to trip them up for a few days so that I can escape the pursuit smoothly.

It's really a strategy that kills two birds with one stone.Not only successfully diverted the guns of the villagers, but also settled the chasing soldiers.

"Well, I understand. Thank you for your information!" Longtao Village Chief stood up and gave me a ninety-degree bow.

Don't be so solemn, it makes my conscience uneasy.

"You're welcome, it's helpful to help others." Well, I lied again.

"Pfft—" Hearing my lie, No. 2 was so frightened that he sprayed all the tea in his mouth on the table, a little disgusted.

Really, I also know that what I said just now is not suitable for my image, but you don't need to make such a big fuss, right?

"No, your information is very important. Thank you again. By the way, I don't know your name yet." Longtao village head's ordinary big eyes were shining with ordinary light, presumably it must be ordinary excitement, And plain excited about it.

But I can't be influenced by him, it's not okay to just pop out my name.If the lie is exposed, it would be bad for them to look for me all over the world.

"It's my style to do good deeds without leaving a name. Just call me Red Scarf." Ma De, I'm so handsome, Lei Feng possessed?

"Pfft—" Another sip of tea.

Tsk.Enough is enough, Laura, you are endless, and you almost sprayed most of a glass of water.

"In short, you two will stay in this village for a few days, let us make up for what we owe you." The village head's hospitality became more and more enthusiastic.

Indeed, after walking in the wilderness for so many days, there was no time to go back to the fairy world to rest.What I want most now is a comfortable bed.

However, I could vaguely smell the routine. According to the Two-dimensional practice, something will definitely happen in this village.This has to be avoided...

I made up my mind to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.

"We appreciate the kindness of the village chief. But we still need to hurry, so we don't want to stay."

"Hey...how is this..."

"I would be grateful if the village chief could tell me how to get to Chidama's capital."

I haven't said polite words for a long time, I hope my performance can be regarded as natural in his eyes.

"The capital is still far away. There are several cities to pass through."