Zhan Lan picked up the black tea in his hand and looked at the distant stone wall with a bored expression.
"I don't know what happened to them..."
Now that the number of small snakes is skyrocketing, it means that the refreshment of the snake cave will become more frequent.Are you active?That little dungeon...
The maid on the side was carrying a kettle to refill the empty cups.
"Master, is there anything wrong with that holy sword? It seems to have a bad personality."
"Well... um... Do you think that man named Nask is an efficient lamp? When those two guys meet, maybe something interesting will happen."
There was a glimmer of expectation in Lan Da's eyes.This is an expression of gloating, this is definitely the look of onlookers not to be too busy.
Speaking of which, Nask and the others probably don't know what kind of guy the holy sword they are going to get is.
That holy sword is a big turnip known for its frequent owner changes. It changes its owner every now and then, and once it gets tired of its owner, it stops paying attention to the other party.This is too far from the holy sword's habit of sticking to the end.
The last man who held this holy sword was suddenly sold by his own weapon when he vowed to challenge the snake cave, and he was eaten alive by the snake and died.
This time Nask went to get it, it is estimated that success will definitely be successful, but what will happen next?At any critical moment in the future, he will definitely be tricked.
But I'm really interested... What kind of scene will be the dialogue between that slippery Nask and that unscrupulous holy sword.
……
Nask, holding the hilt of the sword, entered a spiritual world. He stood on a vast sea, and the ripples under his feet did not make him feel the slightest shake.
Although it was the first time he saw this scene, he didn't panic because of it.After all, the same situation has already been experienced once.
Who will be the target this time?Thinking about it, I was a little excited.
With apprehensive anticipation, the idiot boldly stepped forward.Soon, on the endless sea, he found a girl who was taking an afternoon nap.
Ehhhhhh?This is really unbelievable, Qiste obviously doesn't even have a human figure, so this time the holy sword actually has a girl's human form?
This feels like a lot higher immediately, don't need to think about it, it must be more than Kest.
When I was in Chiyu last time, the person who pulled out the Chiyu holy sword seemed to have said that he saw a red-haired woman.
That's more or less the case.
"That... hello!" Nask walked up clumsily and shook her shoulder, forcibly dispelling the other party's dream.
"Woo... Who is who... Oh! Isn't this a human being!? Finally someone came to find me! It's too late."
The blue-haired girl stood up with a bang, and circled around Nask, who was staring blankly.As he turned around, his fingers poked the idiot twice from time to time.
9-45 Draw the sword for the second time
"Hey, don't touch your hands, I'm not such a casual man."
As he spoke, Nask patted the girl's arm away with his hand, but it was a pity that the girl's movement was too fast, so he withdrew his hand back.
Then, the girl whose whole body was inseparable from blue actually covered her mouth and snickered.This made the idiot Nask very upset, and for some reason he felt underestimated.
"I said you, you don't know any manners at all. Is there anyone like you who laughs at others when they meet for the first time!"
"Enenen~~~puhahaha." Silver-like laughter echoed on the sea, just like the sound of clear mountain springs flowing over rocks.
But so what, even if you are cute, even if you have a nice voice, idiot Nask hates being underestimated like this.Especially recently, even though he is the protagonist, the people around him are disrespecting him more and more, which makes him very angry.
"You stink—"
"Okay, okay, stop laughing at you. Human, do you want me?"
"Eh? This... is a bit bold..."
The idiot Nask scratched his head, and looked away a little embarrassedly.Why is it so easy to misunderstand, do you think you are Wu Wulu!Only one person who can tell dirty jokes is enough!
"Just ask if you want it! Answer me quickly!"
"Yes, of course!" How could he refuse? The purpose of Nask's coming here was aimed at her.
"Well, I will be yours from now on!"
"Huh? So simple?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
A strange question mark appeared on Sheng Jian's face.
"No...that, don't you need some trials or something?"
"Huh?... Oh, you said trials. I almost forgot, this is the rule. Come on, touch me, if you touch me, you pass the test!"
As she spoke, she brushed her sea-blue hair, and opened her arms to look like she was at the mercy of others.
"Just touch it?"
"Yes, if you can touch it."
Oh I got it.It seems that this so-called "touch" is still very particular.Isn't it as simple as imagined... Idiot Nask seems to understand this trial.
Although skipping the trial through the effect of the sword's protection, it is not impossible to force her to submit.But the last time I skipped the trial due to ignorance, I still feel a little regretful after thinking about it.This time, let's try to experience a wave first.
Nask raised a finger and poked it with the mood of giving it a try.
Chirp~~
Eh?This touch, actually succeeded once?
The idiot's fingers sank deeply into the soft hill. Although the altitude of the mountain is not very high, the overall shape and feel of this hill are first-rate!
This lingering elasticity seems to be absorbing his fingers, making it impossible to retract the entire right hand.
How could this be, is this the Witch's Mountain?It has such a seductive effect... It's over, it's over, it seems that I underestimated this trial, I knew that the trial of the Holy Sword would not be that simple.
But I didn't expect it to be so harsh...
A stream of bright red trails came out of the nostrils, passed over Nask's lips, and dripped from the jaw.But on the face of the idiot, there was a look of happiness.
"Hey, who told you to poke me here, and poke so many times, how shameless you are."
The eyes of the holy sword girl suddenly died, as if she was looking at a cockroach crawling on her body.However, Nask had already foreseen this scene, after all, he had experienced too many similar situations along the way.
I saw that instead of flinching, he gave a thumbs up, and even the surrounding background seemed to have a lot of small star special effects added.
"Nice!"
"My new master, is he a pervert?"
Once you accept this setting, it is quite emotional.Holy Sword's adaptability is also beyond ordinary people's strength, so he nodded directly to express his understanding.This holy sword, what exactly did it experience when it was young, it can even tolerate Nask's perverted deeds.
"Okay, since I'm a pervert, there's nothing I can do. I have no choice but to serve you with the mental preparation of being spoiled. My name is Siyi, the Holy Sword of Flowing Oceans, Siyi. What's your name, new master. "
Siyi gently moved away the hand that was pressing on her chest and refused to leave, and rearranged her clothes.
"Me? Ah, my name is Nask, Nask Barry. Ah—I didn't expect the trial of the holy sword to be so easy. If I knew it, I would have a good relationship with Krist."
"Yeah~~~"
With that said, Siyi completed the new relationship.However, at the moment when the contract was established, this seemingly magnanimous holy sword girl suddenly changed her face.
She kicked Nask, who was in a triumphant state, and sat on his waist.Looking down arrogantly.
"Gahahahaha, you're done! You're done, you idiot! Now you're going to sign a bond with my old lady! You won't be able to find another holy sword in the future, and the only thing you can count on is me! Hurry up and please me!" , bring me something delicious and fun! Otherwise, don’t blame me for not helping you fight monsters!”
Siyi simply threw away that mask of tolerance, and finally revealed her true nature.That's right, it's all her tricks, to get on a boat with this rare human being, so that he can't leave her behind.
Now that the contract has been completed, there is no need to endure it any longer.It is necessary to let the new owner realize his position as soon as possible!
"Hey, stinky human being. I enjoyed eating my old lady's tofu earlier. Are you going to chop your hands? Say it yourself."
"But, damn it, how can you turn your face faster than turning a book, thanks to the fact that I still like you so much."
Si Yi kept poking Nask's face with his fingers.This feeling of being aggrieved... If I hadn't been able to see the infinite scenery in the "Absolute Domain" from this angle, I would have resisted a long time ago!
"Like me? Hahahahaha, this is really the funniest joke I've heard this year."
"Isn't this nonsense, you've only seen me this year!"
"How dare you speak hard! Let me tell you, just because you just poked me, it will start in three years, and the maximum penalty will be death!"
The arrogant holy sword girl Siyi put all her weight on Nask, and stretched out her bare feet instead of constantly poking the excited idiot with her fingers.
Damn, isn't this the foot control series?Fortunately, Nask had already graduated from this aspect, and did not bow down to this sea-blue pomegranate skirt.
He was still bleeding from the nose, turned his head solemnly, and snorted righteously.There is unruly tenacity in the eyes, and the determination to never bow to the beautiful girl!
"You... what kind of eyes do you have... do you want to resist me!"
"Hmph, are you underestimating me!"
"What... You are still bleeding from the nose, but you can be so serious... Are you a high-level pervert!"
"Hmph! Let me tell you, the feeling just now has been earned by blood for three years, and the death penalty is worth it!"
Incredible, this is really incredible!He's obviously an idiot, he's still bleeding from the nose, and he looks obscene... But why, behind this man, there seems to be an aura of a gentleman god! ?
The image of Nask in Siyi's mind suddenly became clear from blurred.I see, you are such a man!So... so... so... so...
"Such a pervert... ah!"
Nask grabbed the slender ankle and pushed Siyi aside with his lower abdomen.
"Your name is Siyi, right? Let me tell you, brother, I like to train arrogant girls like you. Originally, it was fine if you followed me, but now... Hehe, we will have many opportunities to get along in the future, look at me Not to make you docile."
Now it's Nask's turn to shout.He really wanted to shout: My turn, pretend to be aggressive!
Being bullied outside, running errands for others all day long.At least you can mangle when dealing with the holy sword, otherwise what's the use of this ability! ?
However, Siyi obviously didn't know that this idiot had the nemesis of the holy swords in his hand, so he still looked arrogant.
"Human, how dare you throw me! How dare you scare me!? I warn you, there are sea snakes outside now! If you don't kneel down and apologize and beg me, I will definitely not help you!"
"Hey, I'm afraid you won't succeed? Brat, today I'll show you what the protagonist halo is!"
……
Nask's consciousness returned to reality.Although it took a long time to fight and fight in the holy sword, to the outside world, less than half a second had passed.
When he returned his gaze, many sea snakes rushed over the little rabbit's line of defense and rushed towards him!
"Stupid Nask!"
"Hey, look at me. It's your turn to play tricks, the protection of the sword!"
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