I Told You, Reincarnation Should Be Low-key

In short, the current situation is not optimistic.The three of us were sandwiched between two teams of villains.As the saying goes, two fists are no match for four, but now there are more than four.[-] hands, [-] hands... If this fights, we won't be beaten into pigs' heads!

"What to do, what to do!"

The lace gripped my sleeve tightly, don't pull it any more, it would break.

"Calm down, calm down. At such a time, I have to rely on my superb negotiating methods. With a three-inch tongue, we will be fine."

"Really?"

Those big watery eyes stared at me.For some reason, I suddenly remembered a cat I had in the past.

I still like that kitten very much, I even gave it a name, 'Evil King ○ Eyes'.It's a pity that when I went out, Hongyu made cat meat hot pot. (Hey, this name, I have no face to see it)

"You shameless guy, don't take the opportunity to hug my friend!"

"Who's shameless! You lunatic!"

"Shameless, shameless!"

"Mad! Mad!"

Two women in one show, although it's nice that I don't have to pay for the show as a viewer, but now is not the time to do that.

"Be quiet, okay?"

"Hmph, for Naske's sake, I don't care about you this time."

"It's me who doesn't care about you!"

""Humph! ""

Great, let's get one thing done for now.Then it was my turn to negotiate with the little people.

Before I could speak, the leaders on both sides started a conversation on their own.It made me embarrassed to be caught in the middle.Is it, although I don't know what you guys are talking about...

System sister, can you help download their language?

【Start to search the picture book】

【Confirm the target object: Goblin】

It was a fairy.It does look a bit like what I imagined.

[Start downloading: Fairy Tale 0G/1.6G (0KB/s)]

I rely on!Is it real?So slow?

Sister System, tell me the truth.Is there a way to upgrade the broadband?

【sorry sir.Downloading, please be patient... 】

Be polite!Since it is so polite, then I have to wait.

Just take this time to think about what I should say, the two leaders are probably discussing how to deal with us.

By the way, when was the last time I negotiated?Not in this world, but in the previous world... When I remember it, it seemed like a deal with a Russian gang.What happened at the end?

With my negotiating skills, it must be perfect... ah, it seemed like a fight in the end.

Well, forget it.People can not escape from doing wrong?There are times when everyone fails, even if my negotiation has never been successful, I will definitely not fail this time!

【Download completed.Start translating. 】

"...Let's go to war!"

"Fight, fight! Are we afraid of you!"

eh eh eh eh eh! !It's like skipping the process and hearing something amazing!

This is not a good phenomenon!

"Come on!"

"attack!"

Under the command of the leader, the fairies on both sides charged forward.I am now realizing that they are not coming at us, we are just three people who have strayed into the battlefield.

"Wow, they're here! They're here!"

"It's alright, this is a war between fairies, and it has nothing to do with us."

"The goblin... Speaking of which, it looks like the drawing in the book, I just remember it now!"

Unlike Lace, who was more flustered, Lola seemed calmer now.Maybe it's because the main body is not here, but I really want to see her panicked.

"Then are we going to suffer?"

Laura said calmly.

Hey, hey, this kid is dishonest again.Others are fighting, what's our business?We just need to be a quiet, melon-eating crowd.

Besides, what kind of turbulence can the fairies make with such small bodies?

"The wind is coming!"

"Help!"

"how is this possible!!!!!"

Blast after gust of wind came.The three of us held each other tightly, and Lace and I drew our swords to the ground.Like a flag in a gust of wind, it was blown to the ground with both feet off the ground.

how can that be! ?Although I set up a flag, what's the trouble with closing in seconds!Because Mao will really have strong winds, according to this urine, will there be big waves next?

No, no, no, no, this is too outrageous, this is grass!

"The big wave is coming!"

"Hey ah ah!"

"how is this possible!!!"

why!Why are there big waves on the grass!I didn't even see a drop of water before this.

"I've seen in ancient books before that fairies are a race that will bring disaster. Tsunami, earthquakes, torrential rains, fires, strong winds... Fairies have the ability to cause natural disasters!"

Laura, you understand!But what's the use now?

"Cuckoo..."

"To be drowned! To be drowned in the grass!"

"Hold tight! Don't let go!"

Boom~~~

There was a loud noise in the sky, and you could vaguely see lightning brewing in the clouds.

Hey, this is no joke.The flood has not receded, if there is another thunderstorm, we will be gameover! ?

Faced with a life-or-death situation, I used my brain to dig out a way to survive the danger.You know, I have seen countless men in the Shura field, on the verge of life and death...

Nonsence!Shura field is a hair!Before I took it, I was just a mortal, nothing in front of nature.

Ahhh, to die, to die, this is really the end of the game.

call out!

Lola threw a metal bottle into the air at the last minute.The falling lightning was attracted by the bottle and hit it.

At this point the water had almost receded and we were finally able to step on the ground.I picked up No. 2 excitedly.

"Great...we're still alive..."

"It's good to be alive..."

"Isn't it just a thunderbolt. Look at your cowardice... Also, don't hold it so tightly!"

Lola is amazing, Lola is really reliable.Unlike me.At the critical moment, the chain cannot be dropped at all.I used to have eyes but didn't know Mount Tai, but I still looked down on Lola, I was so blind!

From now on, I will definitely hug the big guy's thigh with rage.Unswervingly do Lola's big leg pendant!

What?Say I'm shameless?

What do you know?Holding your thighs is the strongest law of survival.I'm going to be a shameless parasite, I don't care, I'm going to hug my thighs anyway!

After the thunder and lightning, hail fell from the sky again...

What the hell!Hail the size of a bowling ball!It fell to the ground with a bang, and the ground was smashed into a hole.

Personally, I think the head should not be hard on the ground.

"Aah ￥#%&*Aah!"

"Wow! Hey! Hey!"

We danced to avoid the hail missiles.Dodge with movements only seen in manga.

Immortals fight, mortals suffer, is it possible that this is the situation now?

"Hey! Flame bumper cars!"

""what! ""

A red-lighting goblin rushed into the enemy's line, burning N many goblins to death in an instant.They are like flies that have been swatted by electric mosquito swatters, and they fall down.

"Yeah! Eat my big ass!"

""what! ""

Another goblin dug up its butt and released a fart that blasted away many enemies.Is this TM the legendary fart power?

Is this a battle between fairies?We've known each other for a long time.

The fairies regard fighting as a game. Even though so many members of the same clan have died, they are all hippies and smiles... It's an incredible species.

Once they attacked, many corpses fell from the sky.Broken wings, broken bodies, falling like snowflakes.

"Should we do something?"

Lace has now lost her mind and casts an inquiring look at us.

But is this kind of battle something I have ever seen?I'm not asking the wrong person!

So I looked at Laura, hoping she could do something about it.

"Ha- I really can't help you."

Wow!Good!The boss has spoken, there must be a way!