I Told You, Reincarnation Should Be Low-key

"Okay okay, then I'll hear what you want me to do."

I couldn't stand her soft and hard bubbles, so I let go.But if it's something unprecedented, I won't do it without a little benefit!

Lace sat back on the bed and sorted out her thoughts a little.

"It started 80 years ago when I was a kid—"

"Qiao, Qiaodou sack! I seem to have heard something really cool as soon as I came up! Miss Lace, how old are you?"

"Eh? Me? I'll be 120 in three months. What's wrong?"

"Nothing... No, let me do some mental preparation first."

That's right, she's not human, she's just a little older.I was a little nervous about making a fuss. You must know that the oldest tree on earth is 2000 years old! 120 years old or something, completely dumb tape!

Breathe - Breathe - Breathe -

"O~K! Come on, come at me with anything! I won't be scared anymore!"

I'm fully prepared, what aliens attack, the destruction of the solar system, can't surprise me any longer!

"80 years ago, the elves in the forest of elves suddenly started reform and opening up. They vigorously developed agriculture, commerce and built new landmarks, and our Mengyouxinlan's residence is located in their construction area. They said that they would give us A new place to live, so we're all migrating there."

"Forced demolition, this kind of thing happens everywhere."

"But we didn't agree."

"Eh? Why? Is the new land bad?"

Lace shook her head.

"No, the environment is similar to the place we used to stay. But when our Dream Orchid was still a plant, we needed to rely on the spiritual power that leaked from the elf kingdom to survive. If there is too much spiritual power, we will drown. , if there is too little spiritual power, we will become weak and die. So we can only grow on the border of the Elf Forest. However, the place they gave is too far."

"Oh, so it is."

"So the other races around have moved away, leaving us, Mengyou Xinlan, dead and unwilling to move."

I rely on!Isn't this the legendary 'Nail House'?And a whole family is a nail family... a nail family?

"The elves don't like fighting, but they want us to move out. So they recruited humans, who are known to be experts in dealing with this kind of thing."

Experts dealing with nail households, there is such a profession?

"That expert held a 'forcible demolition holy sword' in his hand and digged soil without a word, digging up our home in a mess and forcibly moving all the clans out."

Dig the groove! What the hell is the 'Forcible Demolition of the Holy Sword'!Are you brave, are you brave?Digging warriors?It's weird anyway!

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[Forcibly demolished the holy sword: the iron rod-shaped holy sword.Holders can mine MAX and increase labor tolerance.Only those who are cold-blooded and ruthless, who regard others' pleading as nothing, and who are determined to forcibly demolish it, can hold it.According to legend, only one will be born in thousands of years.They will be the nemesis of nail households and the gospel of government departments. 】

I can feel that I must have a look of no love right now.This kind of holy sword with feathers has an egg function!

"The story is not over yet, the next step is the focus. In order to protect our homeland, we stepped forward and had a life-and-death confrontation with the expert. Unfortunately, their demolishing team was too strong. After half a minute of fighting, we were all killed. dug away."

too weak!You are too weak!It's only half a minute, it's not enough to take off your pants!

wrong!Forcibly demolishing the holy sword is also too strong, and all the plants are dug up in half a minute. How fast is this Nima's hand speed!

"In order not to let us spread the seeds back, the experts inserted the holy sword at the entrance of the Elf Forest, and we will never be able to return to our homeland from now on. We were dying and captured the bodies of many people in the forced demolition team. This can continue to survive. But more compatriots soon wither..."

It's a really sad story, and Lace is in tears when she says this.

But why do I feel like this is the start of a new scam?

"...Ugh~~~~ Everyone is so pitiful!"

"what--"

She peeked at me through her fingers, and seeing that I didn't respond, she cried even more fiercely.

"That...was your current body also stolen at that time?"

"This? It's not. It's been 80 years, and I can't count the number of bodies I've changed!"

"Ha...then what do you want me to do?"

"Of course, help me pull out that damn holy sword!"

"..."

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Time goes back to the present...

"what……"

I sighed helplessly.

Doesn't Lace know that a person can only have only one holy sword?This is the big rule!I've clearly said something.

But I can ignore this rule.

The forest of spirits, it is said to be very far away... Although it is one of my dreams to travel around the world, but is it really good?After all, [-]% of lace is lying to me...

what's wrong with me?Lace is a liar thing, I've known for a long time.But why is there always no way to make a clean break with her?

Although she said that she helped me a lot, there seemed to be other reasons in fact.What the hell am I thinking?

"Ah! I see!"

With a flash of inspiration, I bounced off the grass.

"So it's like this, so it's like this! I overlapped her with another person's figure! Ah~~~"

No wonder I always think of Hongyu in my dreams lately. It turns out that there is a guy with the same personality as her by my side.

Damn, just thinking of red rain.I was reminded of the incident where she stole my 'Haagen-Dazs Global Limited Edition Leather Shoe Flavor Ice Cream'.

And cheating on me to run halfway around the world, and the result is that I go to the movies with her.The reason is that I'm embarrassed to go to the cinema alone on Valentine's Day.Damn you, uncle, you are embarrassed, take care of me!

Also, on the first day of the new year, at four o'clock in the morning, a nuclear warhead that was only 2 minutes away from detonating was sent to me.The attached letter is actually "Ehe (tongue out) Happy New Year☆, I accidentally broke it while playing with the nuke?"Give it as a gift to my dear brother Black Ant, and wish you a happy growth in the new year. byRed Rain√】

I lost your building!Being sent a nuclear bomb on the first day of the new year, this is a happy growth!

"Ah~~ no, no, no, it gives me a headache just thinking about it."

Too many, there are too many days of being trapped by the red rain!The past is unbearable, and that's what I said.In my perfect killer career, all the stains had to do with Red Rain.

I have won the championship of the [Global Unlucky Killer Contest] for four consecutive years, and it is also thanks to that woman.hateful!hateful!

Lace actually had the same shadow as that woman.Before Lace has grown to such a pitiful level, she must be brought back to the right path as soon as possible.

"Forget it, let's think about architecture..."

It will take about a year and a half to complete the entire project. Can the main structure be separated and completed first?

With this thought in mind, I went to ask the three dwarf brothers.After some discussion, they found it feasible.

In this way, although the overall completion time will be delayed a little because of the out-of-order relationship.But the building is put into use and can be some morning.

……

With continuous construction, and mining of ore.Other problems followed.

A large number of huge gems were mined in the mine. These are valuable things, but they are not necessary for construction, so I plan to sell them.

However, the fairies are strongly against me taking away the things here, the vegetables in the fields are not enough, but the ore that grows here in the first place is not enough!

No way, I had to let the three dwarf brothers process these gems and rare minerals into decorations and put them in my 'palace' later.

In the face of my request, the three of them kept complaining that I was tyrannizing.

Because I asked them to make big ore into decorative columns, big statues, monuments...

You must know that these ores are sold in grams in the market, how can anyone make them into pillars?Usually made into jewelry, or some other gadgets.At most make a cup or something...

I understand the reason, but I can't take it out!In the fairy world, what is the difference between precious gems and sand?

In order to speed up the construction, even one is fine, is there any coolie for me to catch?

Eh?Wait, among the people I know, aren't there two big idlers! ?

3-10 The most glorious labor

Another day has passed, the fairy world...

"Hey! Hey! The microphone is OK!"

What bullshit microphone, in fact, I was holding a metal amplifier.

"Comrades. Labor is the key to getting rid of poverty and becoming rich, labor is the key to creating a better future, labor—"

"Can you talk about the main point!"

"That's right, my friend, don't talk about the stinky and long opening remarks, okay?"

No. 2 and Lace gave me no face at all, and didn't mean to let me finish my sentence at all.Because of them, the manuscript I had prepared for a long time was officially scrapped.

"Okay okay, you guys won. Then I'll go straight to the point. I think you've seen the building right in front of you."

They tilted their heads and looked at the engineering site behind me.

"I said Nasque, you have nothing to do with building a public toilet."

What?Public toilets!Lace, are you blind or blind, this is not like a public toilet!It's not that the walls are a bit white, the doors are a bit more, and the drainage pipes are a bit more complicated...Really TM like a toilet!

"Shut up bastard, keep your eyes open! How can my friend make such a lowly interesting thing as a toilet!"

Oh!As expected of Laura, she is still a reliable friend at critical moments!Yes, yes, help me talk about her!

As if seeing the look in my expectant eyes, Laura gave me a thumbs up, with a 'Leave it all to me' expression.

"Then you said this is not a toilet, what is that?"

"Hmph! Listen! After I analyzed the architectural styles of many countries, I came to a conclusion! The scientific name of this building is 'Armstrong Cyclone Jet Accelerated Armstrong Cannon'."

NOOOOO! ! ! !Where did you get this stuff from the festival!What Em's Shit... Em's... A Cano... F*ck!I still can't pronounce the name of this dick!

"What! It's actually the 'Armstrong Cyclone Jet Accelerated Armstrong Cannon'!? Well~~~ The degree of restoration is really high!"

Lace suddenly opened up, her eyes lit up, and she suddenly woke up.

You know it too! ? ! ?So what exactly is that Eminem?For Mao, you all know that!