Be a Movie Star in a Two-dimensional World

Be an actor in a two-dimensional world Author: Banana Devil

The world's stars are bright, but they are not satisfactory.

At the time when "Fate Stay Night" has been popular for 10 years, 29-year-old Arturia is about to enter the age of an older leftover girl.And Yu Qi, who once became popular because of her cover of "Can You Remember Love" and was known as the singer of the times, also gradually faded out of people's sight because of the exhaustion of inspiration.

This is a turbulent era. Su Huai, an unknown newcomer, is aspiring to become an actor on a stage full of two-dimensional stars.

Chapter 0 The Postmodern Life of Two-dimensional Stars

Host: "Welcome to the audience interaction program of our Fate 10th anniversary celebration. The guests on the upper left of me are the leading actors of the FSN period that everyone is very familiar with. It's because of their superb skills and affectionate performances. We have brought indelible classic images one by one, and the few on my right are the new generation leading actors selected after the selection of the new chapter. Okay, without further ado, let's On to today's question and answer session."

Host: "Okay, the first question is to our FSN star, Mr. Shirou. As far as I know, Shirou and his wife, Sakura, have been married for almost 6 years. Did they get married when they filmed Fate together?"

Shirou: "Well, when we filmed Fate stay night together, we got closer to Sakura, and then we played Hollow Ataraxia in the sequel. Basically, it was at that time that the relationship was established."

Host: "Oh, it's the one with Karen. Mr. Emiya is playing Angora Maine who replaces him, right?"

Shirou: "Yes (laughs)."

Host: "The two got married six years ago and have been in love until now. I heard that Mr. and Mrs. Emiya's third child was also born this year."

Shirou: "In March of this year, it was a daughter."

Host: "It's an enviable family of five. Speaking of marriage, Rin-chan also ended a 10-year long-distance love run in October last year, and got married in secret, right?"

Rin: "Yes (laughs), in fact, it wasn't a secret marriage, but there were not many people invited. She was a bridesmaid, and the news was also announced on Weibo at the time."

Host: "Oh, but we are all very curious. It is said that Mr. is a fan of Rin-chan, right?"

Rin: "Yes, basically every show will come."

Host: "Every game?"

Rin: "Every game (laughs)."

Host: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh hoo Let us introduce the difference between this lucky man, it is said that Mr. is not an insider, right?"

Rin: "Well, not an insider, sir..."

Moderator: "What is your job?"

Rin: "Internet writer."

Host: "Network Writers! (Trembling)"

The laughter of the guests.

Host: "Can you tell us about the process of getting to know Mr. He? While satisfying our curiosity, it also serves as a guiding light for our audience and friends who want to marry their idols."

Rin: "Secret (laughs), it's actually nothing, it's just that after getting to know him at the fan meeting, he comes every time. After going over and over again, I found that he is a very reliable and very interesting person, and we just got together when we felt it was right."

Moderator: "Reliable, interesting, we can be together if you think it suits you... Oh, after listening to Rin-chan's heart journey, have all the audience and friends learned - teach you how to win the hearts of idols, okay, let's take a look again One—the most popular and hard-hitting heroine in our Fate series, Miss Arturia. Hello, Miss Arturia.”

Arturia: "Hello host, hello audience friends, I am Arturia."

Host: "Miss Artoria believes that as long as you are a fan of the Fate series, you will not be unfamiliar with the Servant of Flowing Water, the heroine of Iron Fight, from the popularity accumulated from the first fate stay night, to the next Hollow Ataraxia, Zero played as the lead heroine, and Apocrypha."

Arturia: "The Apocrypha is not King Arthur, but Mordred, the daughter of King Arthur."

Host: "I personally also like Xiao Mo, especially the playful and eclectic part of Electra. It feels different from the serious King Arthur."

Arturia: "Yes."

Host: "I heard that this new work EXTRA originally planned to have Miss Arturia as the starring role, but was rejected by me?"

Arturia: "Yeah."

Host: "Can you tell us the reason?"

Arturia: "It may be a bit willful to say that, but my personal opinion is that if you want to challenge more characters, you shouldn't nail your impression to Fate, just like when others mention Arturia now, they will Think of King Arthur in Fate, right?"

Host: "Signature character."

Arturia: "Yes, I just want the audience to see some different me on the screen, good or bad, no longer the same King Arthur, of course, this can also give other newcomers some opportunities , After all, the audience will want to see new faces. Of course, I don't mean to say that I will never play the role of Fate, such as King Arthur and Mordred, if the plot needs to come back."

Host: "That is, you don't plan to play the main role, right?"

Arturia: "Yes."

Host: "Uh (reading the message)...Miss Arturia, the audience here has a question, which may be a bit sharp, do you mind? If you mind, you can choose not to answer."

Arturia: "What's the problem?"

Host: "Look, Ms. Sakura from the same period as you, Rin-chan..."

Sakura: "Uh, interrupt, host. Why am I a lady, Rin is Sauce, and she is my sister?"

The guests laughed.

Host: "Because Sakura looks a little more mature, okay okay, my fault (laughs). Going back to the previous question, Sakura-chan and Rin-chan who are the same generation are already married, so Artori Has Miss Ya ever considered this, because... Miss Arturia should still be single, right?"

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Arturia: "Uh... yes, still single."

Moderator: "Is it because I can't choose a suitable person, or is it that I mainly focus on my work at this stage."

Arturia: "I think there are two reasons. First, there is no suitable one. Second, my work is relatively busy, and I really don't have much energy to allocate to love. You all know that I am a career. A person with a heavy heart, and a more carefree and masculine personality, I think it may be impossible to get married for a lifetime (voice gradually lowers)."

Everyone: "No no no no no..."

Rin: "Artoria, I love you! (Hugging)"

Arturia: "If I had to choose among married women, I think Alice Phil would be better."

The crowd laughed wildly.

Moderator: "Okay, let's stop on the topic of marriage. Next, please hand over the microphone to our new heroine, Miss Nero, and let her tell us about her mental journey as the starring role in the new chapter."

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Chapter 1

"Crack!"

The director sitting on the folding stool knocked on the paper tube horn in his hand, glanced at his watch, stood up from the chair, and clapped his hands: "Okay, everyone did a good job, I'll stop here today and call it a day. , everyone has worked hard. Field service, give everyone a lunch box."

Everyone is professional. After hearing the director's words, both the actors and the filming staff began to pack up and leave.The difference is that the film crew also needs to pack up the props and check the sequences shot today, while the actors stand up and walk to the makeup artist who is already waiting outside the set.

Among the busy crowd, there was such a young man, shirtless and wearing a rivet belt suit like a dark Tong Dawei, standing in the center of the venue where the lights gathered.

His name is Su Bad, and he seems to be in his early twenties, just like the college students you can see everywhere.However, the young man is strong enough, with a slender figure that stands out, and with the blinding, philosophical belt outfit, standing there is quite a feeling of standing out from the crowd.

His handsome eyebrows were slightly condensed, as if after some entanglement, he went straight to the director who was talking to the hero and heroine.

On the set, everyone has an identity tag.

The director is undoubtedly the person with the highest status on the set and has the absolute right to speak, followed by the hero and heroine. It can be said that a play revolves around them.As a low-level person who lives in the crew, Su Bad can't afford to offend any of these two types of people. He can only stand silently beside the director and the protagonists. After they have finished speaking, he will stand up. He whispered to the director who wanted to leave with the rest of the staff.

"Director, director."

"Huh?" The bearded man wearing sunglasses stopped and looked at Su Bad a few times, but he didn't remember his name, but it's no wonder, there are so many people on the set, who remembers every cat and dog What are people called.

He waved his hand perfunctorily: "I see, next time there is a show looking for you, you look good, go to the assistant to register your name and phone number."

Although he can't be named, but like Su Bad, the director has seen too much.

It's a dead man, everyone fantasizes that one day they will be able to ride the dragon and climb the phoenix.But in this industry, how many people can really change the situation and succeed? The water in this circle is deep, and good-looking women can at least make a living by selling the meat pillow business, but you are a Men, if you don't think about getting along with a rich woman, you can only do this kind of laborious business.

It’s almost like that. The next time the director makes a film, he feels that he will not be able to pick a psychologically suitable one among the existing roles for a while, so he thinks about it again, and then asks the assistant: “Do you remember who was who last time? Call, two lunch boxes, 200 yuan and ask him if he can take it."

This kind of person is just a low-level person. The director is not interested in answering him. He waved his hand and was about to leave, but he was blocked by the other side and stopped in front of him again.This time, the director was displeased, and his tone became extremely impatient: "Hey, I said that you are so excited for me, didn't I say that I will find you next time when there is a suitable scene? ?"

As a director, I hate this kind of stalking guy the most, but a closer look shows that this guy is really bluffing with tendons. Could it be that he intends to use force on himself?

Fortunately, the people next to him heard the director's voice and immediately rushed over to escort him.

In order to prevent being forcibly driven out, Su Bai hurriedly said: "No, director, what I want to say is the scene that was shot just now, the last scene, the ninth scene. At that time, I felt that my emotional expression was not adequate. , if possible, can I do it all over again, it's fine to come alone, it won't take too much time for you."

The director's expression was stunned for a while, and then the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, just as when Sa Beining was the host, when he heard Jack Ma say "I'm not interested in money".He hooked his sunglasses with his fingers, looked at Su Bad more seriously from the bottom of the lenses, and laughed: "Brother, I have to call you your elder brother. Are you serious about what you said just now?"

Su Badly responded with a serious expression: "Director, I think if I play it again, I will definitely be able to play it better."

Like the part in Fgo's expression pack, the director pressed his tongue against his cheek, tried his best to suppress his smile, shook his head, and patted Su Ba's shoulder heavily with his hand: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't. I thought, I didn't expect that there is a movie emperor hidden in our crew, it's really a Qucai to let you play a dragon role, and you should be the protagonist."

He talked louder and louder, and then deliberately let the people around him hear: "Hey, have you heard it, this guy said that he wanted me to reshoot that scene for him, which would give me better results, wow hahaha Ha ha."

At the end, he couldn't help but laugh out, leaning forward and backward.

Speaking of this list, other people can't get much laughs, but since this is what the director said, everyone around agreed to laugh and laugh, and even a lot of ridicule eyes gathered over , as if watching a clown.

Su Bad is not someone who can't read the atmosphere. He looked around, opened his mouth, and finally lowered his head in silence.

"Oh, I haven't laughed so happily in a long time. You have a future, young man. I will definitely find you next time I make a comedy film. The audience will feel happy when they see you, hahahaha." The director pulled it with his hand. Su Bad's face hurt when he twisted it, but Su Bad didn't dare to escape.After laughing enough, the director loosened Su Dao's bruised cheeks and left with the staff next to him, and while walking he said, "I've been in this business for so many years, and this is the first time I've heard of it. I also need to pay attention to the look and expression of the dragon, and it is even more bizarre that this guy even took the initiative to ask me to retake it, Mom, where did you find such a superb product for me."

As the laughter moved away, the surroundings gradually darkened.

Not only was the lighting engineer turned off the lights, but it was more of a bleak feeling of people going to empty buildings.

This place is specially rented for filming. After this wave of people left, other crews will come over tomorrow, and people will come and go.For most of the people here, it is already accustomed to the end of the show, but for Su Hao, there is an inexplicable sense of loss.

Although this film is just an online drama that took a third-rate script and deliberately cheated investors' money, it doesn't matter how bad the filming is, but for Su Bad, he still wants to take it seriously, even if he is in this film In the play, he just acts as a stripper who has no dialogue.

Perhaps, he is the only person in the entire crew who hopes to make this drama well.

There are many factors that affect the quality of a drama, but it will never be a trick.

Therefore, Su Bad, who was unable to change anything, withdrew his gaze, sighed silently, and walked to the side.

Different from the treatment of male and female protagonists, low-level supporting characters like them and even dragon sets do not have their own changing rooms. When everyone needs to change clothes, they usually change directly on the edge of the venue.Women may also have a covering curtain, while men basically take it off on the spot and change it on the spot, and then the makeup artist will swipe a layer of powder on your face, pull a few hairs, and sometimes pour a scoop directly on your body. Plasma will do.

If there is anything that makes Su Hao different, it is probably that he has the muscles that are not inferior to the stars. If the facial features are made up a little more carefully, matched with his star-eyed sword eyebrows, he looks righteous and awe-inspiring, just like when he was young. Wu Yanzu, contemporary Peng Yuyan.

But no one will pay attention to how a dead runner looks like. Those handsome men and beautiful women who have star dreams and runners on the set have gone a lot.After many years, fans were surprised to find out that the stars they were familiar with had appeared here.

After returning the props and costumes, he went to the field assistant to get a box of leftover bento. After paying the 200 yuan wages for the day, Su Huai walked towards the entrance of the crew in his whitewashed shirt. .

The sky outside has been coated with a light gray unknowingly. It is the world where the sky is not completely soaked by night after the sun goes down—the color that only lasts for a few minutes.

This color made Su Bad feel like the color of the city he stayed in. Although it was bright and dazzling, it was so cold and distant.

He stayed in the crew for a day, and in exchange for a few shots that passed by at the end, and this box of cold bento, 200 yuan, and now, he needs to leave here and go back to the rented place. place, waiting for the cold night to pass and the next day to come, rushing to the next crew to seek the opportunity to act.