The Tale of Hero Alice's Social Death

The Legend of Hero Alice's Social Death Author: Not H Loli

Introduction:

"The last Demon King was killed by the hero of the Gryffin Kingdom with the legendary sword 'Engelia' pierced through his heart."

"The previous demon king was sealed by the brave man of the Yimir Kingdom with the legendary forbidden spell 'The Lock of the God of War' for 50 years, and finally his vitality faded and he died."

"Sounds great, what about this year's Demon King?"

"This year's Demon King... was killed by the hero Alice with her underwear."

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Chapter 1 Alice takes you to survive in the wilderness

Time-travel has long been a common thing in various works. In modern society, as long as young people who have been in contact with the Internet are not used to seeing the works of time-travel, some people even make up their minds. What will you do after you travel to other worlds and times to meet your psychological needs.

And Alice is more powerful. Not only has she seen a lot of time-travel works, but she has even done it herself - she didn't rush to the sidewalk to be hit by a truck because she was saving a little girl or an old grandmother, nor did she escape to help other people. As for the sharp knife that blocked the gangster, she just walked on the street and opened her eyes, and then she found that the environment around her had completely changed, from a reinforced concrete metropolis to a lush forest, and looking at the surrounding trees The tall appearance is probably not a small forest, but more like a virgin forest that has not been artificially reclaimed for a long time.

In fact, her real name is not Alice, but after she crossed over, she soon found that her sight height was inexplicably lower than before, so with the help of the nearby stream, she confirmed that she was no longer before the crossing. That look is now a blond girl who is slightly shorter than her previous self. From her appearance, she is obviously a foreigner, and she looks like a standard foreign girl that fits the impression of Asians, even the clothes she wears. It was also a blue and white dress, and then she found a pendant hanging around her neck. The pendant was written with a few letters in crooked English—Alice.

This is the new name Alice found for herself, there is no way, it's not that she doesn't want to keep the original name, but the problem is that she is obviously not even Asian now, isn't it very awkward to say a Chinese name?If she traveled through a different world, it’s okay to say, if she traveled only in the Middle Ages or modern times, then if she spoke Chinese, she might not be immediately arrested by those foreigners. In order to prevent accidents, she first called I am Alice.

However, this worry was quickly resolved, because of one thing, she basically confirmed that the place where she is now should not be the earth-because as time passed, she felt hungry, so although she felt that she had The body may be a little weaker than before the crossing, but she had to bite the bullet and start looking for something to eat in the forest. Then, she found some species in the forest that could not belong to the earth.

For example, a lion with horns, a snake with bat wings on its back - these are obviously unbeatable, but with these things, she at least confirms that this is indeed a different world.

Later, when Alice was about to hunt a rabbit with a fox's tail, she grabbed some sharp rocks as a weapon, and this grab made her grab something else-similar to the system The gadget appeared in her mind inexplicably, but I don't know if it can be called a "system" and it has only one function, that is to evaluate the "weapon" in Alice's hand, and appropriately let Alice Get the stats corresponding to these weapons.

[Weapon: Sedimentary rocks that can be seen everywhere]

【Quality: Garbage】

[Effect: Strength +1]

[Additional effect: none]

That’s probably how it feels—with the strength of this point, Alice managed to kill a rabbit by luck and successfully eat rabbit meat, although there is no seasoning in the wild, and it took almost all the fire. Alice spent one night, but she barely found a way to survive. In this virgin forest, Alice didn't know if there would be people. If there were no human beings in this other world, then she would have to live here. She has spent her whole life in the virgin forest... Of course, this kind of ending must be the last choice. Before that, she must continue to walk out of the forest as much as possible.

And now, it's the seventh day that Alice has passed through. Alice, who hasn't seen anyone for a whole week, has begun to feel that she has no hope of getting out of this forest. After all, there is no such thing as a compass. Alice The ability to survive in the wilderness is indeed very bad. Although she has also seen some small knowledge taught by survival programs, it is obvious that she is just watching it for fun. I really encountered such a situation. Those tips for identifying directions in the wild are really I can't remember any of them - the only thing I can remember is to look at the tree rings, but the question is how she, a little girl with no power, can cut down these trees that are thicker than her whole body Look at the annual rings.

"Don't you really want to spend the rest of your life in a place like this..."

At night, Alice sat a little dejectedly on a clearing that she had swept out - the ground of this virgin forest is full of leaves, a mistake may lead to a forest fire, so Alice has to be careful every time she makes a fire Yes, after these seven days, Alice gradually mastered the skill of making a fire, and quickly raised the fire. Thanks to the thin skirt on her body, although it looked very thin, it was actually unexpectedly warm, so these days At night, she won't fall asleep and catch a cold, but it's not a solution to keep going like this. Alice's skirt is already a little damaged. If she can't find the exit of the forest, Alice will have to learn from the wild men to find some animal furs to make clothes.

Leaning her back against a giant icy tree, Alice gradually became a little sleepy. After seven consecutive days of high-intensity travel, Alice closed her eyes and fell asleep almost every night. It was an incredible thing to her, but in general, Alice was indeed a little desperate now, and she could not find the exit of the forest. She even suspected that there were no humans in this other world.

However, just after closing her eyes for a while, Alice began to feel that something was wrong. Around her, footsteps began to slowly sound-because the leaves in this clearing were all cleaned up by Alice, which led to this There was a thick layer of leaves and branches on the edge of the open space, and the sound of footsteps was also very obvious. Alice, who noticed the movement, opened her eyes quickly, and then the whole person became unwell.

Five black wolves with dark eyes appeared around at some point, and they were slowly walking towards him like a circle. It was very obvious that these wolves had their eyes on this piece of meat—this Alice's back was soaked with cold sweat all of a sudden. Although she relied on the stones she picked up on the ground as a weapon, and relied on the 5 point bonus to capture some small animals, but those were just small animals. The siege of 1 black wolves, she is not arrogant enough to solve them.

"Could it be that I've already been targeted by these things..."

Alice is a little depressed. Once other people's protagonists pass through, their sensitivity to the surrounding environment will be directly increased to MAX, and they can directly hear other people's movements a few kilometers away, even if they are targeted by animals. She noticed that "something is following me", but she was different. She didn't even know how long she was stared at by these five black wolves. If it wasn't for the movement of the leaves and branches around, she might have been bitten by the wolf. To find out there are wolves.

However, Alice didn’t want to sit still. The 5 wolves didn’t seem to jump up immediately, but were going to shrink the encirclement first, so Alice quickly looked around, trying to find something that could be used as a weapon here—Wan If you are lucky enough to get something whose quality is not "rubbish", you may be able to kill yourself from the siege of 5 wolves.

In the past few days, Alice has gradually figured out the role of this "system". There is really no such thing as an exchange interface and an attribute interface. Its only role is to rate the "weapons" in Alice's hands. Anything it identifies as a weapon will receive a quality and function evaluation, and then Alice will get the weapon's ability increase - and this quality evaluation method is also strange, although under normal circumstances, the quality of stones and branches are the same. It is "garbage", and the effect it can bring is also a small increase such as "strength +1" and "speed +1". ", the quality evaluation is "OK", and the effect is +2 strength, so Alice has understood one thing since then.

The quality of weapons is not equivalent to the value in public perception. Although some things are considered garbage to ordinary people, the system may decide that it is a good weapon, which will bring unexpected enhancement effects to Alice.

Therefore, in this situation of being surrounded, Alice's only hope is to find something around that looks like garbage, but can be evaluated as a high-level weapon by the system.

Chapter 2 Wolf: I'm stupid too

Although the idea is beautiful, the reality is often cruel - in order to prevent the occurrence of fires, Alice cleaned up this piece of open space, and even threw all the stones out in order to sit comfortably, so now In this open space, there is almost nothing else except the pile of burning leaves and branches on the ground, and it is impossible for Alice to grab those burning things with her hands and use them as weapons, so now Alice was really desperate in a sense.

"what to do……"

Alice was a little flustered. Living in a modern society, she couldn't think calmly in the face of such a situation - or, to be able to restrain her inner fear and not run away immediately was her calmest behavior, she tried to raise her hand. Hold the big tree beside you, see if the "system" in your mind can show mercy, and judge this huge towering giant tree as a weapon to increase your fighting power, but obviously, this kind of fundamental Things that can't be picked up can't be judged as a weapon by the system, and Alice is not a black tin can that Arthur screams all day long. It's impossible to control this ability by herself. What she wants to become a weapon can be changed. , so now she can say that there is really nothing to do.

Seeing the five black wolves getting closer and closer, Alice finally had no choice and was about to escape. She didn't want to play the famous 5 black and 5 white scene with these black wolves. She just had to escape from here first. Maybe you can pick up something on the ground, and you can get lucky and pick up an artifact such as "twigs stained with dragon spittle", and then kill these black wolves in one fell swoop. It sounds like a small probability, but it is better than It's better to stand here and die.

As soon as she thought of this, Alice no longer hesitated, turned her head and started to run away, and the five black wolves seemed to have no idea that their prey would suddenly flee. They were stunned for a while, and then they immediately chased after them—the black wolf’s The speed is very fast, it looks like a small motorcycle is starting, just in a blink of an eye, the group of black wolves are almost behind Alice, and Alice, who glanced back a little, is terrified. Light, quickly lowered his head and picked up a branch from the ground.

[Weapon: Poplar branches that can be seen everywhere]

【Quality: Garbage】

[Effect: Speed ​​+1]

[Additional Ability: None]

The expected attributes, but it did make Alice run much faster. To a certain extent, it can be seen that Alice's own ability is a bit terrible. Just +1 speed can make her run faster. After a lot, she estimates that her original speed will definitely not exceed 3 - but despite this, the black wolf behind her is still gradually pulling the distance between the two. Obviously, only +1 speed is not enough, Alice can't help it, only Can constantly change branches in his hand while running around with 5 black wolves in the woods.

This strange ability of Alice can only be triggered when she holds a weapon in her right hand, and when she is holding too many things at the same time, unless those things are judged as a whole, only one of them will be regarded as a weapon, so There is no point in pinching a bunch of branches at the same time or using other parts to hold them. Alice hopes to pick up a different branch. Unfortunately, her luck seems to be running out, although she has changed along the way. I don't know how many branches, but they are all poplar branches that can be seen everywhere, and they can't escape the pursuit of the black wolves behind them.

In the end, it is very difficult for people to race with wolves. Alice's body is a little girl, and the wolf can even run 60 kilometers at a speed of 20 kilometers per hour. This is just a wolf on the earth, a wolf in this other world, Who knows how long she can run, so soon, Alice slipped and fell to the ground because of lack of physical strength, and the five wolves also surrounded Alice again, surrounded her again, and this time , These 5 wolves are very close to Alice, so that Alice has almost no chance to find the gap and escape.

"It's over..."

Alice looked at the 5 wolves approaching her, and finally felt that everything was over. Soon, one of the largest wolves rushed towards Alice, and Alice rolled on the ground subconsciously, barely dodging. Its mouth was full of blood, but even so, the wolf's claws scratched Alice's skirt, leaving three bloodstains on Alice's thighs - one of which was pulled to Alice's waist. Alice's fat was cut off and fell to the ground.

"Hey...it hurts."

Alice gritted her teeth. Although her skirt was torn and her fat was lost, she looked very embarrassed, but it was clear that there was no one here. There were only five wolves who didn't understand human beings at all. She went to the ground and touched the branches, trying to use the speed of 5 point to make a final struggle, but it was probably too dark at night, and Alice's hands were shaking a little at the moment, so she didn't touch the branches that could be seen everywhere on the ground. Instead, he took the torn underwear in his hand.

This is very embarrassing. Although it is already a very dangerous situation, Alice still blushed subconsciously, but before she could throw away the fat in her hand and replace it with a branch, the accident happened. At that moment, Alice Si saw a dazzling white light from his entire right hand, as if his arm had turned into a flash bomb, illuminating this space like day in an instant.

The dazzling light also scared the wolves who were about to attack back a few steps, but Alice had no time to take care of the wolves, because with the flash of this white light, Alice felt her own The body was suddenly filled with terrifying energy. Not only did the strength get a terrifying increase, but the body became lighter. In addition, there was an inexplicable energy circling in his body, making Ellie. Silk felt that the five senses of the whole person became very clear and sensitive.

Afterwards, Alice quickly understood where this power came from, because in her mind, the message that the "system" conveyed to her had already arrived.

[Weapon: Soft white panties]

[Quality: Artifact]

[Effect: Strength +5000, Constitution +5000, Speed ​​+5000, Spirit +5000, Control +5000, Magic +5000]

[Additional abilities: mental abnormality (passive skills, you will not be affected by spiritual magic); absolute defense (passive skills, you will not be hurt by physical attacks); purification blade (active skills, after use, release energy The blade of light that liberates the opponent's soul forever)]

Alice was completely dumbfounded.

Chapter 3 Live Greatly, Die Disgracefully

The scene fell into silence for a time, Alice stopped breathing, and the five black wolves stopped calling. All the six animals present looked at Alice with strange eyes, which almost illuminated the space like daylight. The normal right hand, even if the eye is stabbed a little bit, forgets it - this kind of unreasonable thing, even the black wolf whose brain can't process complex information like a human feels that something is wrong, so he stopped the action of preying.

"..."

Alice subconsciously released her right hand, and the soft white cloth slipped from her fingers. In an instant, the seemingly invincible energy disappeared from Alice's body. It seemed that everything that had just happened was an illusion. At one point, Alice hurriedly grabbed Fatty, who had not yet fallen to the ground, in her hand. Sure enough, the moment she grabbed it, the dazzling light lit up again, as if to tell the world that this person was an open-minded guy.

"...Fuck."

After being silent for a while, Alice squeezed out such a barren interjection from her teeth. Although she has determined in the past few days that her ability to judge the quality of "weapons" has nothing to do with actual value, how can she not? Unexpectedly, the fat times that she has been wearing on her body will be recognized as an artifact by the system, and after holding it in her hand, she really gains the power of an artifact, and now she feels that her fist can shatter a hill, and I am afraid this It's not an illusion, her spirit that has expanded to an exaggerated level is telling her that she can really shatter a hill.

But at the same time, she also realized a very troublesome thing, that is, as long as she picks up the fat, it will emit a dazzling white light that is even more exaggerated than Yuba, the kind that the paladins will kneel when they see it, she just thought of it. The thought of "I'll be invincible if I hold Fatty in my hand all the time" flashed for a moment, and now I think about it, if she keeps holding Fatty in her hand, it will be enough to blind the dog's eyes. She can't live a normal life anymore.

However, they didn't wait for Alice to think for too long. Although the five black wolves who had been surrounding her flinched for a while because of the strange light from Alice's right hand just now, they realized that the light didn't cause them any harm. After the substantial threat, they began to move again - the majestic mental power allows Alice to detect the movements of the five wolves, and even with her eyes closed, she can judge the black wolf's next moment by the flow of air around her. , This feeling makes Alice very happy, but very helpless, because this power can only be exerted when she is pinching the fat times.

In this kind of wilderness, it's nothing, but if there is human civilization in this world, she can't hold a fat ball forever and live with the holy light in her right hand, although it sounds like she can go to the Holy See. It's like pretending to be a god stick or something, but if one day someone discovers that the reason why his right hand shines is because he is pinching a soft mass of fat, then I am afraid it is a real social death.

"Roar--!"

It was probably because she had been ignored by Alice for too long. The black wolf who attacked first could not hold back, and finally attacked Alice again. Although the strange light from Alice's right hand made it a little incomprehensible, but This light has not posed any threat to them until now, so simple-minded they quickly treat this light directly as something as harmless as sunlight. Before Alice faced their predation almost There is no power to fight back, so this time the black wolf did not pay attention to Alice at all, and just threw a fierce blow at Alice's arm, trying to bite Alice directly like the prey it had captured before. Broken neck, then wanton gulps.

"Noisy!!!"

She was still thinking about how she could live a normal life in a human city with Chubby, but her train of thought was interrupted by a wolf howl, which made Alice a little annoyed, so she picked up Chubby and faced him directly. The direction from which the wolf howl came was fiercely swung down—because it was the first time to manipulate such an exaggerated power, so in a fit of rage, Alice directly used as much power as possible, and subconsciously used it. With the skill "Blade of Purification" that comes with the "artifact", the next moment, the white fat time turned into a blade of light, condensed into a huge blade of light in Alice's stunned eyes, and then moved towards himself. The front of it was smashed hard!

Alice, who lost her fat times, immediately turned into the little girl who had no power to hold her back, but the "Blade of Purification" did not stop after it was activated, and the huge blade of light almost expanded to cover half of the forest. With Alice's body as the boundary, the place in front of her eyes was dyed with a sacred white light. Under this white light, Alice could vaguely see that the black wolves could not even make a sound. It was immediately annihilated and disappeared without shouting. At the same time, countless towering trees were smashed by the aftermath, probably because Alice mainly wanted to attack the black wolves, so these trees were not as miserable as the black wolves. It became countless sawdust, not directly turned into ashes that can't be seen.

Being killed by Fat times, these wolves are really shameful to die, but it doesn't matter, except Alice, no one will know that they died by Fat times.

The light lasted for several minutes before slowly dissipating. Alice closed her eyes tightly, feeling that her eyes were about to go blind. The dazzling light could not be completely separated even by closing her eyes and covering them with her hands, Alice felt If there really is human civilization outside this forest, then this ray of light will definitely be seen by them. After feeling that the light in front of her has finally dissipated, Alice slowly moved her hands and opened it slightly. Painful eyes, and as far as he could see, the forest in front of him was almost razed to the ground—Alice could even see the horizon in the distance. If you want to describe the current situation, it is probably that this forest has become In the Sahara desert covered with sawdust, at first glance, there is nothing that can block her vision.

"Hey...is this the ability of the divine weapon?"

Alice took a deep breath and felt a little terrified. The destructive power was far more exaggerated than she had imagined. She was even a little worried that this move would also spread the human villages that might exist in the distance. But now she doesn't seem to have the capital to worry about this. The forest in front of her has been completely destroyed by her move just now. In other words, if she continues to move forward, she will enter a world of only sawdust. I'm afraid She couldn't even find food, so now she can only turn around.

The Blade of Purification sounds like a sacred skill, but this destructive power is a bit of a physical excess. This skill uses Alice as the dividing line to completely push the forest in front, but the forest behind Unscathed, if there are humans living outside this forest, then they will definitely see the light that was almost like the second sun just now, and then send someone to check, so Alice only needs to stay here temporarily. , while looking for food in the forest left behind, just wait for the humans who come to check.

"Just wait a month."

Alice set a deadline in her heart, "If no human beings come to check here after a month...it means that there is really only one human being in this world, or in other words, even if there is human civilization, it is too far from here. It's so far, so far that I can't reach it."

In fact, if the fat time is still there, maybe with the speed and physique of 5000, Alice is not without a chance to find a human settlement, but unfortunately, Alice did not expect that active skill to use it directly. If it was destroyed, she knew that the active skill was a one-off, so she would definitely restrain her efforts. Unfortunately, it is too late to regret it now, she can only hope that someone can find her.

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PS: This book was originally called "Fat Times Brave Alice", but the title was rejected, why

Chapter 4 Assemble, Tattered Forest Friends Club

After Alice returned to the well-preserved forest, she caught several rabbits almost effortlessly - this is not to say that after the baptism of fat just now, Alice's physique was reborn, the fact After Shang Alice left the fat times, her physique was the same as at the beginning, but at the edge of the forest, many rabbits were blinded by the light of purification just now. They ran around in the forest, and even a few bumped into trees. Shang fainted, so it was easy to catch, and in no time, Alice had enough rations for the next few days.

In addition, the burning materials used to make the fire have also been solved. There is now a large pile of wood chips left in the large forest that was previously destroyed by the light of purification, which is just collected to make the fire. The light blew up the forest, so now Alice's lower body can be said to be only a somewhat damaged dress to cover her shame, and the hem of this dress was also cut by the black wolf just now, and the effect of covering her shame is almost zero. Some people will be attracted by the light of purification, so Alice still picks up the furs of two rabbits and uses them to make a simple fat strip.

But obviously, this kind of only function is fat, and the shape seems to be just a piece of fur. My own ability does not identify it as an artifact, and even the name is not fat, but "crude handmade fur", The quality is undoubtedly "garbage", and the effect is only "Physical +1", which is not very useful, not to mention that this thing is not a weapon if it is removed from the right hand, and the increase of 1 point of physique does not exist.

"Items of the same type seem to have similar functions."

Alice also gradually discovered the characteristics. The ability of branches is almost all acceleration, the ability of stone is almost all of strength, and the ability of fur is almost all of physique. It seems that the same kind of thing, when held by herself as a weapon, will give Similar effect, in other words, maybe all the fat times in his hands may become artifacts, although it sounds very bad, but at least it can be regarded as a trump card, the only problem is that now Ellie Si didn't have a second fat time to test this idea. After all, the fat time she made by hand was not considered fat by her ability at all, which caused a ton of blow to her originally complacent manual ability.

"And more importantly, are people in this world wearing fat or not..."

This is another thing that Alice is worried about. According to the descriptions of the time-travel works she often sees, most of these different worlds with magic and the like are modeled after medieval Europe, and these worlds Although it has been described very beautifully in various works, in fact, Europe in the Middle World is quite sloppy in history, and has done a lot of "clean ways" that make modern people feel disgusted. If this world really It is also in the era of medieval Europe, so maybe there is no fat time in this world at all, maybe I have to make a cameo appearance and invent fat time.

Alice felt a little extravagant when she thought that she might have turned the only fat in the world into light just now.

With a little worry and anxiety, Alice lived like this on the edge of the forest for a few more days, because when she crossed over, all the items on her body were replaced by the clothes she was wearing now, so Alice did not There are other ways to kill time, even playing stand-alone games on your mobile phone can’t do it, you can only pick up garbage in the forest with nothing to do every day – it means collecting all kinds of “weapons” that look like garbage. , Don't say, after these few days of exploration, Alice really found a few things whose quality is not "rubbish".

One of the weapons is the "Magic Milu Rabbit", which is the kind of rabbit with a fox tail that was eaten by Alice for several days. This thing can also be used as a weapon after being stunned by Alice. Use, the quality is "OK", the effect is "Strength +2, Speed ​​+2", at least much better than a simple stone, so now Alice has a Milu rabbit and tied it to the tree with a rattan Keep it, every time you go out to hunt, you will stun this Milu rabbit and carry it in your hand, relying on the 2 points of strength and speed it provides to improve hunting efficiency.

These days, this Milu Rabbit has not been trained to fight against beating, but it seems to be a bit foolish. Every time she sees Alice approaching her, she consciously slams her head into a tree and faints, saving Alice. The effort to start.

In addition, there are also strange things such as "sparse iron ore brought to the ground by the earthquake", "aspen branches bathed in holy light", "sedimentary rocks that have listened to missionaries", and the quality is "OK" , As for higher-quality weapons, Alice has never seen them again, but out of the general mentality of gamers, Alice still collects all these "okay" things and puts them on her own. Among the small camps that have settled down during this period, it is temporarily used as a collection, similar to opening a picture book.

This is probably one of the few pleasures Alice has now.

However, Alice's waiting was not all that big. Finally, one day, after Alice went to the forest to pick up garbage, she found that in the small camp where she had settled for the past few days, there was a person standing there, aware of this. Alice's heart skipped a beat, and the frustration of not seeing a human for half a month was swept away, and she subconsciously wanted to scream, but as soon as her mouth opened, she seemed to remember something again, and hurriedly hid in a place. Behind a huge tree, he quietly stuck his head out and looked at the back standing in his camp.