Gold is Justice
Page 108
Seeing Robert's current performance, Brad on the side finally relaxed his vigilance.Buffy even patted her chest and said, "Don't worry! We, Mermaid Song, are best at keeping secrets!"
Robert smiled: "That's why I came to you!"
After pausing for a moment, the boxer breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's actually like this. It's impossible for the matter between me and Miss Blasthammer to be exposed in our guild. With my father's character, if we let I know that I miss Miss Blast Hammer, I guess he will blow me up first."
"But... well, forget it, I won't circle around anymore!"
"President Airl, as far as I know, there are two female members in your guild. There is also a lady magician among them."
"So, you should be more aware of what girls like than me, right? What kind of gift do you think Miss Blasthammer will be happy with?"
In normal times, Airl would of course be happy to be the matchmaker.
Not to mention anything else, just talk about how much gossip you can hear during the matchmaking process, you can see how much trouble can be caused between these two people, and how unhappy the two guilds will be because of these two people's affairs, What a mess it caused, this lively Ai Luo had to watch and help!No way, it’s not a big deal for those who like to watch the excitement!Especially this kind of relationship between two young people who are in hostile camps. If nothing else, just talk about bragging in the future is enough to talk like a series for several episodes!
but now.
At this juncture, although Ai Luo is smiling on his face, his heart has already begun to sell.
What are you kidding?in love?
The next generation of the two hostile guilds who were in conflict, and even wished to destroy each other immediately, actually had love in the middle?
What would happen if this feeling was allowed to develop?
If it becomes a battle between these two people, it is very likely to become a tepid battle, and neither side can do their best to attack each other.
Even if it didn't turn into a battle between these two people, then this Robert might have intentionally or unintentionally released water when he was fighting the members of the Giant Mountain Guild.
The principle of loving a house and a bird is the foundation of economics!When a person likes something, it is very likely that he will have a good opinion of any item related to this thing, and at the same time, he is willing to pay a higher price than usual to pay for this good feeling.
So, what would happen if both warring parties started playing "fake fights"?
Although the audience are not professional adventurers, after watching the wonderful battle last night, they naturally have very high expectations for the battle between the adventurer guilds!
Therefore, once the battle process is far less exciting than yesterday's battle, the audience will immediately feel bored.
Especially when you have already started to gamble, if you do not play well, it is easy for people to think that there is something wrong with your handicap, which will greatly damage your money-making plan!
In this way, no matter the market, or the ticket price, or even the entire winter money-making plan of Pelican Town, it may be destroyed because of this ant den!
Once such a problem occurs in the first guild war held in Pelican Town, then don't think about the second guild war in the coming year!The good reputation of Song of the Mermaid, which I managed with great difficulty, was smashed to the bottom in one breath!
Can Arrow accept this kind of result?
Of course I can't!
So, is this boxer named Robert Fell qualified to have a warming relationship with that Miss Yuki Hammer?
Of course I can't!
So, when Brad, Buffy, and Sanccee all had warm and blessed smiles on their faces, Arrow smiled brighter and more... courteously.
"Oh, so that's the case? I didn't expect it. It's like the story of the opera Romily and Giulia. A pair of young people cursed by fate."
Hearing the word "curse", Robert was stunned for a moment, and then said in an argumentative tone, "This...can't be called a 'curse' so terrible, can it?"
The holy cake laughed loudly: "Don't worry, young man. If there is really any curse between you and Miss Youji Blasthammer, I will help you get rid of it in the name of the high priest."
(I want you to care! The high priest is amazing! It’s amazing to get rid of the curse! You can get rid of one without my permission! I’m going to add this curse today!!!)
With a smile on his face, Arrow said slowly: "Mr. Robert Fair, although we have understood what you mean. However, have you told that Miss Yuki Blasthammer about your feelings? Or did you say , You have actually established a relationship before?"
As soon as this sentence was asked, Robert's expression became a little frustrated. He lowered his head, and it seemed that even his upturned hair seemed to be drooping a little: "No... In fact, we only competed for missions and resources with each other a few times in our guild. I met it a few times when I was a child. Since then, I have been thinking about Miss Blast Hammer. So I secretly investigated it. In private, Miss Blast Hammer is a very gentle and good-tempered girl, although her magic is frost , but it's not cold. I just don't know... what she thinks about me."
Chapter 140 Three Your Love, I'm Destroyed!
It turns out that I haven't confirmed it~~~ This is easy to handle.
Airl folded his arms in embarrassment, sighed and said, "Is that so...then I think you may have no hope."
In a word, it was directly poured on the boxer's head as a basin of cold water.It's winter now, calm down, let you experience the charm of frost magic in advance!
"Wh...what do you mean... hopeless?" Robert's expression suddenly became anxious, and he began to wave his arms constantly, "you don't know Miss Blasthammer! You see her face... not as much as me ! Why...why make such a judgment?!"
The more anxious he was, the less anxious Arrow became, and he said with a lazy attitude: "It's very simple~~ because girls generally don't like stalker boys. You just said that you secretly investigated Right? This is an investigation on your side, but from the woman’s point of view, it’s a straight-up stalker behavior. This kind of behavior is a very inferior, very despicable, and very obscene behavior in the eyes of women. Although You just said that Miss Blast Hammer has a gentle personality, but this is just a superficial phenomenon. If you want me to say it, she must hate you very much, right? After all, on the one hand, you are the son of her father's enemy, and on the other hand, you are so wretched. So despicable, so... obscene, unsightly."
"Really! If Miss Blasthammer really wants to marry someone, you must be the last one on her list... No, I'm afraid there won't be any letter of your name on her list, even if all All mainland men are dead, so she won't look at you right now."
With a series of mouthfuls, Arrow was confirming that he had hit the boxer's self-confidence just right.Seeing his current expression as if the world was being destroyed in front of him, although the chairman's face is full of regret, his heart is already full of joy~~!
"Well...Although what our president said makes sense. But, Mr. Fair, you don't have to be so discouraged!"
But when Airl was feeling happy, the sanctuary at the side, in the appearance of a savior, sent a ray of light to this fake in the dark abyss——
"It's indeed a bit difficult with your conditions, especially the external environment. But you can change yourself and re-establish your good image in the eyes of others. And according to my observation, that Miss You Ji Blast Hammer herself is very important to the two of you. You are not interested in conflicts between guilds, so if you approach them with the same attitude of 'not interested in guild wars', maybe the two of you will become good friends first because you have a common language!"
At that moment, Airl saw a vision.
It was a world that had been ruled by the demons and was about to perish completely. At the moment when the last brave man desperately resisted the monsters that flooded in like a tide, and began to calculate when he should die, a ray of light suddenly descended on this world. , the scene where all the monsters, even the devil, are killed in an instant.
Well, that's right, the expression on Robert's face now is such a scene.
Arrow chuckled slightly, he was not satisfied with what the pastor said now, and said, "Uncle Cake, you are a pastor, but why do you seem to understand this kind of thing better than a young man like me? Don't you think that if you talk nonsense, it might make that Miss Hammer hate Mr. Robert even more?"
For Airl's slightly dissatisfied tone now, the sanctuary did not notice.He thought that the chairman was just being cautious, and hoped that he would not talk nonsense.At that moment, he laughed and said: "President, maybe you have more experience than me in running a guild. But in this regard, I can only say that my experience is really slightly better. Before I became a pastor, I also had a family. Even after becoming a pastor, I have presided over hundreds of weddings. How to cultivate the relationship between a man and a woman, I can really say that I know better than you.”
For a moment, Airl was speechless, and didn't even know how to refute.
Robert, on the other hand, looked at the sanctuary with an expression as if he had been redeemed, and said loudly, "Mr. High Priest! Excuse me... what should I do now?!"
Saint Cake rubbed her staff, thought for a while, and said: "If you really want to talk about what girls like...the range is relatively wide. And every girl likes different things. Just like our family My little necromancer, she probably prefers to eat barbecue around the fire than wandering around the cemetery to absorb the magic power of death. As for that Miss Explosive Hammer..."
"Send me the hammer."
Unexpectedly, Airl spoke suddenly.
This answer surprised Robert, Cake, Brad, and even Buffy.
After being stunned for a few seconds, Robert thought he heard it wrong: "That... what? Hammer?"
Airl nodded very seriously: "That's right, it's the hammer. Besides, it's also the hammer that's popping up in your mind right now, there's no ambiguity. Tie a bow and wrap it up when you send it. It's best to use a pink ribbon Tie it up, girls will prefer pink."
Seeing that Ai Luo was so serious, the sanctuary at the side panicked a little, and said quickly: "Wait a minute, the president, send a hammer? I've never heard of sending a hammer! What's the point?"
Airl continued to say with a very serious face: "When you don't know what gift to give a girl, it is best to choose a gift that the girl's father likes. The reason is simple, because every girl has more or less Some Electra plots, I hope that my future husband will have a strong body like his father, and can protect himself like his father. So, naturally, the girl's hobbies will be more or less close to the father's preferences."
"Miss Hammer's father, you can tell from the surname alone. Mr. Geese is very proud of being able to wield a pair of hammers. If this is the case, then Miss Hammer should also like hammers more. It's only because of the affinity of magic that she has to pick up the ice staff. I think if she can be alone, she must prefer to swing around with a hammer instead of holding a frost staff."
Seeing Airl's seriousness, everyone closed their eyes and imagined for a moment the appearance of the ice mage swinging the hammer happily...
Hmm... There is really some indescribable dissonance.
"Moreover, there is an insurance for sending the hammer."
Before these people could raise objections, Arrow immediately put out a finger and gagged them, especially the priest next to him who presided over weddings all day long——
"In case Miss Blast Hammer doesn't like the pair of hammers, Miss Blast Hammer can also give the pair of hammers to her father. In this way, the relationship between their father and daughter will improve, and the reason for the promotion is Because of the hammer you gave me, Mr. Robert. Even though she really, really, really hates you now. But as long as her father likes the pair of hammers, then her impression of you will definitely improve."
Let's just say, instinctively, everyone including the Holy Wake felt that this proposal seemed a little... deviant?
But Arrow said it so confidently that it sounded reasonable?
Robert's face was full of confusion, but he seemed to accept the proposal: "Then... shall I buy a hammer?"
Ai Luo immediately smiled: "Go to Boss Longstick's shop. Remember to buy the best hammer. The heavier the better! And the pink ribbon bow must be big enough! Girls like pink, remember that. Stay!"
With slight hesitation and hesitation, Robert finally left slowly.
Seeing the boxer finally leave, Buffy shook his head slightly: "Ice Mage, will you treat him as mentally retarded?"
Who knows?At least it will definitely be treated as a freak.
Seeing the faint smile on Ai Luo's face now, the Holy Cake frowned slightly, and said: "President Ai Luo, you are not a girl, why are you so sure about giving the hammer? Should we go back and ask this question?" Coco, or would it be better for Buffy to answer?" Arrow waved his hand and decided to change the topic: "Stop talking nonsense, now is not the time to discuss other people's feelings and gossip. Have you finished your work? The announcement is over Is the inspection problem solved? Hurry up! The second game is going to be tomorrow, and we don’t have so much time to chat! Hurry up and act!"
Arrow didn't want to spend too much time discussing the matter.After all, I can't tell too many people about my thoughts, especially my own guild members.
Although the guild leader really thought so, when he finished his day's work and was finally able to drag his tired feet back to the guild at dinner time, what appeared in front of his eyes was the last thing he wanted to see scene.
All the members of the guild, Cream, Coco, Brad, Buffy, and even the High Priest, Holy Cake, everyone was happily discussing the love affair between the young people of the two guilds.
It seems that for this not-too-cold winter day, if such an "interesting" conversation material is not used to communicate, I am really sorry for the gossip nature of human beings!
"Really~~Ah~~! Two guilds that are hostile to each other, but their next generation loves each other~~~! Brother President, you are back. This is really interesting!"
As soon as he stepped into the gate of the guild, the first sentence he heard was the tone of that little girl talking about this matter full of energy.It seems that the necromancer completely forgot that there were still those "rabbit meat" on the table.
The sanctuary smiled, nodded and said: "It's absolutely true. But there is a little difference. The boxer named Robert does have a crush on Miss Yuki Blast Hammer, but it's not clear whether Miss Blast Hammer has a crush on this boxer." For sure."
Chapter 140 The Enemy, Inside!
Brad smiled very honestly and said: "Yes, yes, that's why Robert wants to give gifts. When it comes to giving gifts, our president is really good! You can talk about giving gifts, and sometimes I really think , the president understands the mentality of girls so well, will it be..."
Ai Luo walked to the dining table, but he couldn't help but thumped in his heart.
"Will it become a philandering radish, and coax many, many little girls to think about tea and food for our president?"
Airl exhaled involuntarily.Ke Ke raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Nothing! Brother President won't become a philandering carrot!"
Cream, who was at the side, snorted and said, "Are you in love? Heh, to be honest, I don't like it."
Buffy arched her body, with an expression of looking at Cream as if she were a class enemy: "Why do you make a judgment?!"
Cream continued to hum a few times, and said slowly: "Do I still need to say why? Based on the identities of the two of them, and the relationship between the two guilds. No matter how you think about it, things can't go smoothly. And... Sending a hammer? Hahaha, Brad, Ke Ke, you just said that I, the president of our family, understands women’s hearts very well. In my opinion, the one on our side who doesn’t understand what women think in their hearts may be our family. The president is long."
Although these words seemed to belittle Airl, but for some reason, Airl felt very comfortable listening to them.At that moment, he nodded towards Cream with a smile on his face.
"Hey, can we help?"
But just when Ai Luo thought that this topic could finally end, Ke Ke beside him suddenly said this sentence.
Brad: "Help? Help them connect?"
Keke nodded vigorously, and said with a beaming expression on his face: "That's right! Do you think that these two guilds have always been incompatible? There are indeed many conflicts between them, and we will not be able to resolve these conflicts for a while. .”
"But if we can bring these two together, wouldn't the hatred between the two guilds disappear in an instant? Think about it, although they don't fight privately in our Pelican Town now. But after two months Afterwards, this battle is over, and after they each return to Lagoon City, they will definitely continue to quarrel over certain things!"
"And if we really let these two guilds stop fighting and live in peace because of this incident, then in addition to holding a unique guild war, we can also heal the grievances between the two guilds at the same time! Isn't it a perfect ending?!"
happy ending?
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