Gold is Justice
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After confirming that no one wanted to raise any further objections to this proposal, Arrow nodded in satisfaction, and glanced at the mayor of Round Cheese over there.
The mayor also unconsciously made eye contact with Ai Luo. In an instant, both sides smiled, and a kind of tacit understanding unfolded in the hearts of the two.
The rest of the time is to discuss the matter of apportioning money in detail. Arrow is the best at this aspect. Looking at the entire Pelican Town, I am afraid that there is no one who is better at calculating numbers than him.So these times are completely under Ai Luo's own control. When counting money, his hand cramps, and the smile hangs on the corner of his mouth, and he can't pull it off for a long time.
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On the other side, while the guild leader was negotiating with the residents of the town, Song of the Mermaid was also holding a small banquet here.
The table is full of sweet potatoes, melon seeds, bread and milk.Just like the harvest season now, it looks rich and prosperous.
"Ah~~~~"
Buffy picked up a melon seed, opened her mouth, and bit down on the melon seed shell.
After a lot of hard work, she finally peeled off the shell of the melon seeds a little bit.She looked at the cracked gap, smelled the fragrance from inside, couldn't help but licked her lips, and tried hard to break the melon seed shell again.
But soon, the flower fairy gave up.
No reason, just because when she was working so hard, Brad on the side had already put a lot of peeled melon seeds in front of her.The flower fairy immediately threw away the melon seeds that she had been tossing about for a long time with a smile on her face, sat happily in front of these fragrant fruits, picked up one, and opened her mouth to bite.
Click——
A clear voice sounded in her mouth, and a small melon seed kernel stuffed the cheeks of this flower fairy.She closed her eyes and chewed continuously, crushing the nuts in her mouth vigorously, and then swallowed.
After eating one, she let out a breath and looked very satisfied after smelling the delicious taste in her mouth, but soon the girl flapped her wings and flew up, as if she was looking for something.
Of course, she didn't have to look for it for too long, because Brad next to him had already prepared a small cup of honey flower tea and placed it next to the melon seeds.
"Googling...ha~~~~"
After taking a big gulp, Buffy's cheeks were already flushed with happiness.
Afterwards, she picked up a melon seed again and began to gnaw it vigorously.
"The partner in your guild is really strange."
Tesla took two bites of a sweet potato and said——
"It's the first time I've seen a combination of flower elves and humans. Moreover, there are so many girls in your guild. One, two, three, three. Generally speaking, even if the dozen or so guilds in the capital add up , probably not as many as three female members."
Margaux hugged her staff and narrowed her eyes with a smile: "Brother Tesla, what do you mean... Our president is a big pervert? Hehe, this is quite interesting."
Ke Ke snorted, and then said: "Mr. Tesla, what are the guilds in the capital like? Is the capital lively? Are there really no girls in all of those guilds?"
Tesla shook his head and said with a smile: "It's not that there are no girls, it's that there are no girls who are 'combatants'. There are also women who receive, serve, and even the family members of some guild members. I have to say that your president is really bold, and you will gradually lose your magic power in a short time, but he can continue to hire you like this, and he is not afraid that your magic power will suddenly weaken or something."
Margo frowned slightly. She looked up at the staff in her hand and said, "Hey, I admit that I don't have much knowledge, and I haven't read any books. But you always say that women's magical power will gradually fade after they reach adulthood. What exactly does attenuation mean? I have finally been recognized by this staff, and I don't want to lose my magic power after a while!"
This question stumped Tesla, his mouth was half-opened, and he didn't know what to say.
But Cream next to him took a sip of milk and said with a smile: "This is a phenomenon. Specifically, even if some women have affinity with magic power elements, after they get married as adults, the magic power in their bodies will be reduced." Gradually disappearing. Hmm... I'm not very clear about the specific situation, you can ask our vice president."
Everyone turned their heads and saw that their vice president was currently napping comfortably in the cat house.
Seeing its lazy appearance, Ke Ke was the first to shake his head and said, "Forget it, it's dangerous to disturb the vice president while he's sleeping. It's not much worse than the president's brother when it gets angry."
Afterwards, she shook her head and said, "However, I have also heard about research in this area from the vice president. It seems to be something... Hundreds of years ago, once a girl grew up and married, the body's The magic power will gradually be transferred to your husband to nourish your husband? That's what it says."
"Ha, liar."
Margaux looked very contemptuous of Coco's serious explanation.
When the necromancer glared at her, Margot snorted again and said—
"Adult, after marriage? I am 19 years old this year, and I will be [-] next year. How can I be considered an early adult? How about transferring the magic power to my husband? Ha! Why do I feel that my magic power has never weakened?"
Tesla was slightly taken aback, and said, "Sister Margaux, have you... been married before?" Margaux realized that she had slipped her tongue, and immediately faced the installer with a super sweet smile, smiling Said: "Do you think~~~ I look like I have been married before?"
Her current appearance is indescribably charming, and her voice is also full of softness.Hearing this voice, Tesla's bones couldn't help but froze for a moment, and he shook his head in a daze: "I think... it should... not... right..."
After the ambiguity passed, Margo glanced at Napa over there again, and said, "Anyway, I don't really believe that my magic power will gradually lose after I get married. If it really will be lost, then I will never marry in this life Yes. Anyway, men are such things... Well, actually, when you think about our president carefully, he is really a good man. , but it doesn't matter~~~"
Coco's alert radar immediately went up, and she looked at Margot nervously.But Margo also looked at her afterwards, and after a while, Margo burst out laughing, and reached out to rub the little girl's head.
Coco turned her head, not to let herself be rubbed.
"Speaking of your president, what kind of person is your president Airl?"
Tesla held the cup and took a sip, then said slowly.
"Our president is a good man."
Brad seemed to feel that he had the right to speak in this regard, so he immediately spoke first——
"The president gave us a place to eat and a place to live, and not only allowed me and Buffy to stop wandering, but also gave us a job. The president is a good person! I have never seen a better person than our president .”
Cream laughed, shook his head, and said to Tesla: "Why, are you worried that our president will not give you money? Don't worry, although our president looks stingy and stingy, sometimes we will Deceitful people don’t make drafts. But since he promised to give you the money, he will definitely give it to you.”
With Cream's promise, Tesla felt that his hanging heart was finally a little more relaxed.He put down the cup, picked up the handkerchief, touched the sweat on his forehead, and said with a slightly embarrassed smile: "If this is the case... that would be great. Our guild is facing difficulties now, if we can get some financial assistance If so, it can really solve our urgent needs! First of all, we can pay some wages first, and then we can purchase the raw materials of the element machine... Oh, as long as we can get the financial assistance from President Airl, then It's really great!"
Seeing the look of anticipation on the installer's face, Cream suddenly felt a strong sense of guilt like he was coaxing a child.
The assassin lowered his head and thought for a while, carefully recalling the president's past words and deeds...
Hmm...the money should be given, right?
It should be enough as promised, right?
Wouldn't you start to regret it after getting the money, or deduct a little, and only give a few gold coins in the end?
Well, the president of your own family shouldn't do that, right? ……perhaps.
Compared with Cream's nervousness, Tesla seemed very happy.He began to enjoy the food on the table, and said as he ate: "Your president is really kind, sooner or later I will introduce our president to your president Airl. He really Don’t you have any force and magic power? It’s amazing! To be honest, I thought your president might look a little strange at first, but now that I think about it, your president is indeed a very handsome gentleman.”
"Strange looking?"
Of course there is no problem with Keke in other words, she just focused on stuffing things into her forehead and mouth.
But after hearing this comment, the little necromancer couldn't sit still.She quickly put down the half-eaten bread in her mouth, and said angrily, "You're the one who looks weird! Our elder brother has such a handsome face, yet you actually say he looks weird?!"
Chapter 360 Is it pointed or flat?
Tesla was a little nervous, and quickly apologized, raising his hand to show that he did not intend to offend.After the little girl finally sat down, he said with some embarrassment: "That... I'm sorry. I apologize to you for my prejudice...Of course! I don't deny that your president is very handsome, but I have some It's a pity that such a handsome young man is bald. It's such a pity..."
With a puff, everyone in the room couldn't help but spit it out except Brad who was peeling melon seeds.
Especially Cream, he was clutching his stomach, almost rolling around on the ground, he couldn't breathe from laughing.The others also laughed and kept patting the table, their image was completely crazy.
"Baldy? Hahaha! You said... our president is bald? Hahaha! Hey, do you have bad eyesight or bad brain? How could our president be bald?"
Margot picked up the staff of light and poked the installer sitting across from him unceremoniously, and said with a smile.
Being ridiculed on such a large scale made Tesla look a little embarrassed.His face was flushed, and he said nervously: "I...Of course I don't want to think so! Maybe what I said is not correct. Your president is not completely bald, but a Mediterranean bald man."
Hearing this, everyone's laughter became even more presumptuous.Even Coco tried hard to imagine the appearance of her president's elder brother Mediterranean, and couldn't help but lie on the table and keep patting the table. "You...you have such a rich imagination! Ha...ha...how...how did you come up with...this point?"
Cream struggled to get up from the stool while wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Tesla was still blushing, and when everyone's laughter finally subsided a little, he hummed and said: "If it's not a Mediterranean bald man, why do you have to press your hands when you fall into the water?" Wearing a hat? What ulterior secrets are hidden under your president’s hat? You refuse to take it off even at this critical moment. The only thing I can think of is that your president is a Mediterranean bald man.”
The cheerful atmosphere just now suddenly froze at this moment.
All the members looked at me, and I looked at you, as if they had been petrified for a while, unable to speak a word.
Perhaps Tesla did not expect that his simple sentence would lead to such consequences, right?He looked a little embarrassed, touched the back of his head, and said, "What's wrong with you guys?"
Margo thought for a while, then suddenly turned her head to look at the other members: "Hey, have you ever seen our president take off his hat?"
Cream tilted his head and frowned. In the end, he could only shake his head, and turned to Ke Ke: "Hey, little girl, you are always clinging to the president. Have you ever seen him take off his hat?"
Ke Ke pouted, although she seemed to be worried about Tesla saying that the chairman was bald just now, but now she has no way to say it out.After hesitating for a long time, the little girl could only start to play petty temper: "Huh! Anyway, the elder brother is absolutely impossible to be Mediterranean. The elder brother has such beautiful blond hair, how could he be bald? I believe... I believe the elder brother He must have his own reasons for refusing to take off his hat!"
"What's the reason for a person to wear a hat all year round? I want to shave my hair in such hot summer, but your president can't wait to wear that very wide hat?"
Tesla seemed to be gradually getting interested in Airl, and began to ask further questions.
After eating a big mouthful of melon seeds, Buffy suddenly puffed her cheeks and said, "I think there must be some big secret hidden in the president's hat!"
Brad: "Secret? What secret can the president have?"
Buffy chewed hard and let the food in his mouth swallow a little before continuing: "Maybe! The president's hat is a magic item? For example, is it a space pocket that can store unlimited items?"
Cream waved his hand and said, "Buffy, you still don't understand our president. If he really had such a convenient dimensional pocket, he would have already made money by reselling things everywhere, and he would still be thinking hard every day. make money?"
After being directly rebuked by Cream, Buffy flapped her wings angrily and flew to the assassin's nose: "Then tell me, why does the president wear this hat all year round?!"
Cream sneered, as if he had already made up his mind: "Can't you understand such a simple question? Hey, so it's no wonder you came up with weird ideas like bald heads and dimensional hats."
Ke Ke became a little curious, and also moved towards Cream: "Tell me, what is the purpose of the president's brother wearing the hat?"
This guy looked smug, as if he had seen through everything, suddenly put up a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "It's actually very simple! Do you think our president is handsome? Handsome or not? ?”
Ke Ke nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Handsome! Brother President is the most handsome!"
This obsessed look made Margaux raise her eyebrows, and moved a little away from this nympho girl.
"Since our president is so handsome, it is only natural that the last thing our president is willing to accept is that he has certain physical defects!"
"Thinking about it in this way makes things very simple. The fact is that President Arrow's head may not be very beautiful. At least, it must not match his handsome face! I guess, his The top of the head must be very pointed and tall. If there is no hat to cover it, our president will become an olive head. Yes, that's right! Judging from the fact that our president is so smart, his head must be very Well-developed, so the real reason why Chairman Airl wears a hat is to cover up his big and ridiculous head!"
In an instant, Coco, Brad, and Buffy all looked at Cream with admiration.And this kind of adoring look also made the assassin look complacent, showing off his might.
Afterwards, Margo also showed her surprise.
Of course, is he surprised that these people are so easily deceived?I'm also surprised how much this assassin likes to talk nonsense, and he can blow such weird bullshit without drafting?
But... Now that Coco, Brad, and Buffy all believed it, Margaux suddenly became playful, immediately put away her surprised expression, and said with a very serious attitude: "No, no, I think the head of the president should be flat. No matter how you think about it, it should not look like an olive, and there is no basis for the so-called big head for being so smart!" Cream just glanced at the bright mage , I immediately understood that she also wanted to play now, and immediately put on a straight face, and said stiffly: "What do you mean the head should be flat? Have you seen the appearance of the president taking off his hat? The president is so smart, you Who would believe that he is flat? And haven’t you noticed? After wearing the hat several times, the president will visibly bulge a little. Doesn’t it mean that the president has a pointed head and proves nothing?”
Cream's words are really well-founded and convincing!The idiot trio nodded one after another, then turned to look at Margo, as if waiting for her to accept the move.
Margaux calmed down and said cheerfully, "It's because our president is very smart. Do you think we can guess what the president is thinking with our IQ?"
The idiot trio thought about it and shook their heads.
Margo raised her legs slightly, let the slit end of her skirt lift up, covered her legs, and said with a smile: "Because we can't guess the president, so we should think about our president in reverse. A head is the only way to do it. Think about it, what a person lacks the most is what he usually shows off the most, right? If our president is really a sharp head, then it is impossible for us to see his hat in a certain place. Pick it up sometime!"
"And the reason for this phenomenon is that our president knows that he has a flat head, but in order to cover up the fact that he has a flat head, he deliberately stuffed a lot of things into his hat! This is to support your own head shape!"
"Thinking about it this way, we can clearly understand that the president's head is actually a very flat bowl shape, and it might even be possible that the top part of the head is still concave! Thinking about it this way It's a smart guess, don't you think so?"
Coco, Brad, and Buffy were stunned when they heard it. Although they felt that something might be wrong, they couldn't tell why for a while.But thinking about it carefully, this Margaux seems to have suffered a lot from Mermaid Song, so what she said... Maybe there is some credibility?
Cream saw that these three idiots were completely abducted by Margaux now, and his interest in just trying to amuse them was suddenly taken over by a desire to win.He snorted and sneered, and said, "The president's head is a bowl? And is it sunken in the middle? Can you imagine our handsome and handsome President Arrow with such a head?"
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