Zheng Chu shook his head and continued to read with the book. Hu Yifei looked over curiously and said, "What? You started submitting resumes again? Wan Yu, don't be too eager for success in work."
Lin Wanyu shook her head and said, "It's okay, I'm doing a personality test, and now many companies like to read this kind of test."
Lu Zhanbo popularized science: "This is popular in foreign companies. It is said that it can test people's inner character to see if they are suitable for that position."
Hu Yifei said disgustedly: "Foreigners are really troublesome. Does personality have a lot to do with the position?"
Lu Zhanbo said as a matter of course: "Of course it has something to do with it! Now everything can be faked. Degrees can be faked, certificates can be faked, but personality can't be faked."
Zheng Chu retorted: "That's not necessarily the case. There was an example on the scene, such as Yifei's character, and he became a teacher? So, the way of foreigners is not suitable for Chinese people."
Hu Yifei nodded and said, "Although I'm upset, I'm right."
"It's just a test, it's a constellation test." Turning around, Lin Wanyu frowned again and said, "But some questions are so strange!"
Lu Zhanbo explained with a look of understanding: "Normally, these questions are all made by psychologists. At first glance, you may find them strange, but they can truly reflect your outlook on life and values. They are very knowledgeable!"
Lin Wanyu looked at him, pointed to the computer and said, "Look at this question, tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common?"
Lu Zhanbo thought for a while and said, "It's very simple, they are all living things."
"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei was speechless.
Lin Wanyu continued: "What about this question? If your father and Jay Chou fight, who do you help? A. Help your father. B. Help Jay Chou. C. Watch them fight. D. Call the TV station."
Zheng Chu said: "Is this question a TV station's job advertisement? If it is, then you can choose D to be sure. If not, don't choose either, just 110, don't ask, you are a law-abiding citizen."
Lin Wanyu nodded, and then asked, "Zhanbo, have you ever encountered such a perverted problem?"
Lu Zhanbo immediately nodded and said, "Yes! There is a question like this. You have two pairs of underwear, one is dirty and the other is not dry, which one do you wear?"
Hu Yifei said with contempt: "This is the question to test your values?"
Lin Wanyu also frowned and said contemptuously, "It's disgusting! I despise you no matter what you wear."
Lu Zhanbo laughed and said, "Huh! I~ didn't choose both, I won't wear them anymore, it's so cool! Hehe..."
Zheng Chu interjected: "Why don't you dry the washed ones before wearing them? Even if you can't dry them, you can go to the store to buy one and put it on."
"Eh..." Lu Zhanbo fell into deep thought.
Episode 14 Birthday
the next day.
Guan Gu sat on the sofa, worrying about his comics.
"What's the matter, Guan Gu?" Zheng Chu asked while drinking tea.
"Don't mention it, my comic "Love Three-legged Cat" was returned by the comic editor, saying it was too vulgar, it is unreasonable, I want to commit seppuku!"
"No, in fact, you can express your love for comics in another way, after all Daxia is different from Xiaoben."
"You mean, Hay, I understand. Thank you Zheng Chujun. When I succeed, I will definitely treat you to dinner!" After finishing speaking, Guan Gu walked into the room with high spirits.
Meijia was cooking soup, staring at Guan Gu's back in a daze.
"Meijia, the saliva is flowing out, and it will flow into the soup in a while." Zheng Chu reminded.
Meijia hurriedly wiped her saliva, and smiled embarrassedly~ smiled.
"Good morning everyone~" Mr. Zeng appeared and picked up a deep-fried dough stick, "Meijia, I forgot to tell you, the rent allowance for you and Ziqiao is coming up, hurry up the day after tomorrow!"
"Huh?" Mika was bewildered.
"What? I asked Zi Qiao, and he said that you are in charge, so you don't have money, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said while eating fried dough sticks.
"That's it, Mr. Zeng, can you give me another month~" Mijia begged.
"Okay, and Zheng Chu paid your rent in advance, remember to pay back to Zheng Chu, and...!"
"Got it, Mr. Zeng, I'll go out and look for a job right away." Meijia said.
Zheng Chu, who was looking at his mobile phone, was drinking hot tea.
"Fuck, Zheng Chu, why are you drinking tea?"
Zheng Chu came back to his senses, spit out the tea leaves, and took a sip of the tea.
Ziqiao came out in her pajamas, "Zheng Chu, if you are not short of money, can I pay you back after a few days~"
"You can figure it out. After all, I didn't do it for you."
Zeng Xiaoxian was surprised, "What? It's not you? Who is that?"
"Wan Yu made it."
"Wan Yu?" ×3
"Yes, Wan Yu has found a job with a monthly salary of 3000. They see that you two don't have much money on hand, so I will help you two. Remember to pay them back."
Wan Yu, who was wearing a white professional attire, walked in, "I'm back~"
Meijia hurried over, "Wow, Wan Yu, you are so beautiful~"
"That's right, hehe, brother Zheng Chu helped me choose it~" Wan Yu said shyly.
"Hey, Zheng Chu, you have good taste~" Meijia looked at the black long socks on Wanyu's lap.
Zheng Chu, who was sitting on the dining chair drinking milk, choked.
"Actually, Yifei gave me advice. Also, she said that Wanyu is too thin and should gain some weight."
Meijia looked at herself, looked at Wanyu, nodded thoughtfully, "I should gain some weight~"
Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian groaned, and looked at Zheng Chu with smirks.
"Look at your perverted looks, I told Zheng Chu to say that." Yifei walked in and said murderously while sitting on the sofa.
"By the way, where is Guan Gu?"
"Oh, following Zheng Chu's suggestion, I went to redraw his comics."
"I think "Love Three-legged Cat" is pretty good, what's wrong?"
"The manga club wants healthy manga, not adult manga!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
At this time, Guan Gu came out, "Teacher Zeng! You can insult me, but you must never insult my comics!"
"..."
At the comic book club, the editor looked at Guan Gu, "Well, very good, your new idea meets our requirements, congratulations, Mr. Fantastic Guan Gu, you have been hired."
Guan Gu excitedly stood up and shook hands with the editor enthusiastically.
BBQ restaurant.
"Let's congratulate Guan Gu for successfully being hired by the manga club." Yifei toasted.
"Thank you~ I need some more suggestions from Zheng Chujun. By the way, where is Zheng Chujun?"
"Oh, by the way, Zheng Chu told me that he has something to do at home, so he should go back." Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Ah, brother Zheng Chu has gone home?" Wan Yu was depressed.
"When will Zheng Chu come back? I'm still waiting for my party!"
"Less than one month, as long as three or two years."
"Ah! I even prepared a surprise for brother Zheng Chu, and it's gone..." Wan Yu said with her mouth puckered.
Yifei had a gossip look on her face, "What a surprise~ Do you need my help~"
"Well, I really need sister Yifei's help to accompany me shopping~"
"It's easy to say~"
"Take me take me take me!!!"
Afternoon, bar.
Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were playing billiards when Guan Gu walked in.
"Do you want Guan Gu to take a shot?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"No, my ears are almost callused. In this afternoon, Wan Yu said Zheng Chu's name 12138 times."
"You say, Wanyu doesn't really like Zheng Chu, does she?" Ziqiao said.
"Oh? What about Zhanbo~" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Actually, I think Zheng Chujun is pretty good. If I were a girl, I would choose Zheng Chu instead of the dull Zhanbo. How can I give a girl a Transformer?"
Yifei walked into the bar and said without disappointment, "Zhanbo is a disappointment, give Wanyu a present, a Transformer!!!"
"Then Wanyu confiscated it?" ×3
"Received."
Zeng Xiaoxian said, "It's over, Zheng Chu is out of action..."
"It's okay, I'll be there, I guarantee that within three days, Wan Yu will chase after Zheng Chu~" Ziqiao said confidently.
"Just you? It's good if you don't make trouble, rest, you!" Yifei said.
Guan Gu said, "How about this, let's ask Wan Yu to find Zheng Chu~"
"Find a ghost!" ×2
Ziqiao picked out her ears, "Where's Meijia?"
"It's cooking for Wan Yu's body. Zheng Chu specifically told him when he left." Zeng Xiaoxian returned.
After speaking, several people quickly returned to the apartment.
Five people stared at Wan Yu, while Zhan Bo sat aside, looking at the Transformers in his hands.
Wan Yu sipped the soup, "Sister Yifei, Teacher Zeng, why are you looking at me?"
"Meijia, what are the functions of this soup?"
"No, Zheng Chu said blood enrichment, beauty, skin care, breast enhancement..."
Wan Yu's face flushed instantly, and Yifei said excitedly.
"Then can I have a drink~"
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