The Comprehensive Story of Hiki Valley Hachiman

Hiki Valley Hachiman's Comprehensive Story Author: Joyful Luthor

Summary:

If we say that when a person has the ability and personality of the four bullies on campus, will he become more perfect...?

No, that would only make it more twisted, nasty and incomprehensible.

It replaced the existence of Hiki Valley Hachiman, and also pursued negativity, energy conservation, egoism, and hedonism.In this way, is there any problem with Hiki Valley Hachiman's comprehensive story?

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Please give me the right to correct your life."

Hikigu Hachiman: "Stop exploring me."

Hmm... Sure enough, there is still a big problem!

This is a story of an awkward boy gradually gaining self-salvation by helping others.

The world may involve "Spring Things", "The Heroine of Passers-by", "Sister Bunny Girl" and so on.

Chapter 1 Familiar yet strange ceiling

It's noisy, really noisy.What exactly was that sound.

Is it the noise of human cubs playing outside the window?Is it the honk of an unqualified car owner?Is it the noise of the upstairs neighbors arguing?Or, is it the endless bickering of parents?

I don't know and don't want to know.So, can you let me sleep peacefully?

......

When I woke up in the morning, the strange but familiar ceiling above my head showed that this was not a dream.

On this morning three years ago, I came to this world from my sleep, replaced the existence named Hiki Valley Hachiman, and obtained a so-called "system"?

When I asked about its purpose, it was to save me.

cut!Please, who needs saving.

However, it seems that because I replaced Hikigaya Hachiman, I was adopted by the Hikigaya family as an orphan after I came to this world.

Although I was adopted mostly because it can effectively reduce and exempt family taxes.

And if Komachi has an older brother, he can get a lot of care, and he won't be lonely. After all, Hikiya and his wife seem to be very busy.

Besides, judging by my appearance, I seem to be well supported and can be used for retirement in the future.

Hmm... that's true though.

But it's great to have my parents. After all, I still live well in this family, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.

Later, when I completed the first task assigned by the system in a daze, the system disappeared inexplicably until now.

If you come, you will be safe. This is the first truth I have learned in this world.

In the last world, I was abandoned by those dung parents.Although because of the law, I reluctantly gave me the living expenses of the 18-year-old adult, so I officially ignored me.

what!I really want to thank you for such a humane law!

However, I don't actually blame them.They were nothing more than victims of marriage in that era!

I remember that since I can remember, they have been arguing endlessly, and I have already foreseen such an ending.In fact, they are still very good people, and I sincerely hope that they can be happy in the future.

There is no way, this world is like this, neither gentle nor correct.There is no good or bad, only bad and worse.

So, don't do unnecessary things that will only make your life worse.

In this society that entertains to death, is full of twisted fallacies, and extreme irrationality, only victory is everything, enjoy the current happiness.

If you don't care about anything, you won't be affected by anything, and you will usher in a win-win situation.

Right or wrong, at least I think so.

Of course, with such a belief, I certainly don't have any friends.

The so-called friends are just synonymous with the weak needing to hug each other for warmth.Gather together because of interests, and each takes what he needs.

This... I don't want this kind of thing!

Ok...! ?Absolutely don't want to!

Hachiman affirmed again in his heart.

By the way... what am I thinking about here!Those who are completely like the fantasies of decadent teenagers in the second grade are very shameful.

Also, why do you say that you are miserable, I don't need anyone to be pitiful!My life is heaven!

By the way...if you don't get up now, you will be late!

However, it seems that because of the evil magic called "Gravity" created by an evil magician named "Newton", I was firmly attached to the bed, unable to move!

Ok!That must be the reason why I'm lying in bed thinking about it, and it's definitely not the reason why I don't want to get up, and the alarm clock hasn't gone off yet!

Suddenly, the alarm clock next to the bed rang, and Hikigaya Komachi immediately opened the door and walked in, drew the curtains of my room, and shrugged my shoulders while I was still pretending to be asleep.

"O~ni~chan~~! If you don't wake up, you will be late for school. If you are late in the first new semester of high school, you will not have a girlfriend."

The soft and waxy voice reached my ears, making me very comfortable.

That's right!The alarm clock I set is not an alarm clock for school, but an alarm clock for when my sister wakes me up. After three years of getting along, I can control this time to within seconds.

Only a creature like my sister can break the magic of the evil "Newton" magician!So, sister Sai Gao.All those who have sisters, please hold your sisters well.

Well, so, I hugged my sister.

"Hey, Oni-chan, wake up."

Well!Well... so scary, Komachi is so scary.

Under Komachi's disgusted gaze, I let go.The original Komachi who would act like a baby in his brother's arms is gone.cry!

After the daily fuss in the morning, I slowly got up and took a shower.

"Oni-chan! If you don't hurry up, you're going to be late!"

Faced with Komachi's urging, I moved as fast as possible, and then came to the dining table.

"Are you leaving now, don't you need me to drive you by bike?"

I saw that Komachi had changed his shoes and was about to go out, so I couldn't help asking.

"Today is the first day of school, so you have to get to school early. Besides, if you let Ni-chan deliver it, I'm afraid you can announce your lateness! Besides, Komachi is a junior high school student! You can go to school by yourself."

After speaking, Komachi walked out very energetically.

Sure enough, the original Komachi was no longer there.

The younger sister is very energetic, and she is also a beautiful girl.But the elder brother is a waste material with a pair of dead fish eyes and lost vitality, so it is only natural that he is hated!

what!How can it be repaired!

I just replaced the existence of Hiki Valley Hachiman!Why even dead fish eyes are replaced!Originally, the appearance was only 4 points similar to Hachiman. In this way, wouldn't it be [-] points similar?

But, by the way, what was my original name?

never mind!It's been three years, it doesn't matter what that name is anymore!Anyway, no one cares.

After a brainstorm, I began to enjoy my breakfast slowly.

"Well, let's not drink max coffee today!"

After putting the unopened max coffee back into the refrigerator, he took out the black coffee his parents liked to drink and poured it into his mouth.

"Oh! It's really bitter!"

Chapter 2 He and her and her and her?first encounter

Hey Hey hey!Really going to be late!

I rode my bicycle to school quickly, thinking that I could get to school by stepping on my own superb riding skills, but I didn't expect the bitter taste of black coffee to slow down my speed of finishing breakfast.

Sure enough, max coffee is still the best!

In other words, if I ran to school every day for the past three years, wouldn't it happen that I collided with a beautiful girl and fell in love?

Well, definitely so.

The scene where a girl collides with herself with a toast stained with apple jam in her mouth must exist in real life, right?

Sure enough, in order to send my sister to school, I gave up such opportunities countless times. I am such a good brother!Komachi, you are responsible for this!

【Ding!100 meters ahead, a dog is about to collide with a car, please save the dog in time. 】

A female voice like electronically synthesized voice entered Hachiman's ears, just like the voice of the "Great Sage" in slime.

It was the sound of the system that hadn't appeared in the past three years, and it sounded in my head. I was so scared that I almost threw the bike away, and ended up flying out of the car.

But why should I listen to you, I'm just a dog.

"Sabre, don't run!"

Suddenly a girl's voice came into my ears, and then a dachshund rushed out, followed by a high-end car, and it was about to hit it.

"Jingle Bell!"

It was the sound of the bicycle falling, the rack and the bell.

And my body seemed to be controlled by something, I lost the fast-moving bicycle, my body broke away, and I quickly rushed towards the dachshund.

The speed was so fast that I caught the naughty dachshund in no time.

But, that is, at this time, the luxury sedan is within easy reach.

At this time, the brain reacted quickly, and immediately hugged the dachshund in his arms, and dodged aside.

However, even the kind of reaction that exceeds the limit of human physiology cannot be avoided well.

My right shoulder was still hit by the car.Immediately, in an instant, the body adjusted its posture, minimizing the damage.

The impact knocked me into the air, and after sliding on the ground for several meters, relying on friction, I finally stopped.As for the bicycle that was thrown out, its gear teeth were still rotating due to inertia.

Let go of the safe dachshund in his arms, and it quickly jumped out and ran to its owner.

Ma Dan!System, you plot against me.He actually controlled my body to forcefully complete the tasks he assigned.