Summon Tom Cat at the beginning, I will penetrate the heavens

"Think about it, if Sasuke's dream is shattered by you, he will turn into a little milk dog and snuggle by your side to listen to your orders, right?"

"Only by becoming stronger can Sasuke change his mind, but I have a prerequisite, as long as you date Naruto for half a year, I will assist you to become the first female Hokage!"

"If you're interested, I'll teach you some skills I learned outside the village to enhance your defense."

"The name..."

"It's called an iron block."

Three days later, Konoha was on the street.

The bangs are straight, the sideburn hair is hanging down, the skin is fair, the eyes are white, but the eyes are bright, the girl watched Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno, whom she has a crush on, entering the Yile Ramen Restaurant hand in hand, tears have already been shed... ...

"Hey, isn't this Hinata? Ms. Hinata probably doesn't want the news of her crush on Naruto to spread, does she?"

"Am I right? The princess of the Hyuga family, Jie Jie Jie Jie." Fang Yu smiled wickedly.

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Ask for everything! ┭┮﹏┭┮, deduct 1 Sakura to be your ex-girlfriend

Chapter 35 Miss Hinata!Scold me hard!

In the dark alley, the shy Hinata was cornered by Fang Yu.

"Yu...Yu Jun, come here, I'm going to..."

"Don't get excited, I'm not a good person." Fang Yu swallowed, "Hinata-chan, do you know what your biggest problem is now?"

Hinata, who was blushing like an apple, curled up, "Don't, don't change the subject, can you, stay away from me?"

"Look, this is your biggest problem." Fang Yu chuckled, grabbing a few strands of Hinata's hair, "If it was Haruno Sakura, she would have blown me away with one punch."

"This is the gap between you and Naruto's girlfriend."

"I, I don't understand you, what are you talking about." Hinata stumbled, still hiding her heart.

"Hinata-chan, I can see clearly what is on your mind. To put it simply, if you want Naruto to change his mind and look at you more, then you have to learn from Haruno Sakura's personality. Only women can do it, otherwise, I will take compulsory measures now!"

"You! What are you doing! No! Don't!"

Snapped--

A figure flew out.

Fang Yu covered his swollen face, "Yes, yes, yes! With this strength, if you hit Naruto with this strength, I'm sure he will look at you more!"

Hinata recalled that when she was peeping at Naruto, Sakura beat Fei Naruto many times, and Naruto was begging for nothing, getting up like a dog and leaning towards him, and there was a wave in her heart.

Well, it seems that Naruto-kun really likes this?

kind of......

abnormal.......

"Oh, it really hurts."

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Hinata quickly apologized.

"Look at you, here it is again. I dragged you to the alley and took compulsory measures against you. You apologized to me. This is your cowardly character. You learn from me, word by word, Come, I will teach you."

"idiot!"

"Gah? Isn't it good?" Hinata had never said such a dirty word in her life.

"If you let you learn, you will learn, otherwise I will come up!"

"Baga..." Hinata muttered softly.

"Yes, that's it, but with momentum!"

"Come on, read it to me! Baga! You look so badass, it seems that Banlangen has become a genius! You mlg... why are you covering your ears?" Fang Yu tilted his head.

"Too, it's too ugly!" Hinata only showed half of her face, she was so ashamed.

"Look at you, I still haven't figured it out yet. Who is Naruto? He grew up surrounded by scolding. Wherever he goes, no one scolds him. The language he hears is much worse than this. , you scold him like that, but he still thinks you are a real good woman with branches!"

"Really, really?" The young Hinata believed Fang Yu's nonsense.

"Then there can be lies? If I, Hachimura Yu, tell lies, then I will never be able to become a Chunin for the rest of my life! I will always be a Genin!"

Such a "vicious" oath was issued, and Hinata had to believe it if she didn't believe it, and looked weakly at the bad brother in front of her, "Then, what else is there?"

"To hit Naruto, if you have nothing to do, just punch him and scold him to make him afraid of you, understand? Come on, let me ask you, do you hate us like this now?" Fang Yu said and moved closer.

"Hate!" Hinata quickly waved her fist.

"Look, although you hate it, at least I'm not close to you? You were sneaky like a dog thief before, have you been one meter closer to Naruto? No? So at least you can stay away from Naruto He's getting closer."

"Of course this is just the first step, the first is to get close to Haruno Sakura's character."

"Well, then what?" Hinata believed it was true, and was really taking notes.

"Then it's simple, first become Haruno Sakura, and gradually replace her. You are more violent than her, more double-standard than her, and less human than her. Don't deny it, just take the example of dogs and cats. To put it bluntly, if an enthusiastic dog rubs against you, you still find it fun and happy the first few times, but you will get tired of it soon if you do it every day.”

"But if a cold cat suddenly rubs against you, you're like, wow, what's going on? Why is the cat rubbing against me?"

"This is the inferior nature of human beings. Sometimes people are so cheap. They don't like being nice to themselves, but like being indifferent to themselves. It's like Naruto licking Sakura. He knows that Sakura likes Sasuke, but he still He insisted on licking it, and Haruno Sakura was the same, knowing that Sasuke likes Naruto, but still licking Sasuke, what do you mean it's not cheap?"

Hinata's little head didn't turn the corner for a long time. She didn't understand what it means that Sasuke likes Naruto.

"Hey, little stupid." Fang Yu hugged his chest helplessly, "Why can't I explain it to you?"

"I, I seem to understand." Hinata weakly raised her hand.

"Tell me about it?"

"That is, that is to say, if you are too good to a person, then that person will feel that this person will not lose, but if a person is not very good to yourself, then you will want to let him recognize you, is that right? ?”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Fang Yu clapped his hands and applauded, "That's what it means! So you have to be extremely indifferent to Naruto, you'd better show the aura of a big family princess, look at Naruto's class, everyone screams and beats Mouse, you are Princess Hinata who is high above you, when you meet Naruto, keep him five meters away from your surroundings, because he has the sour smell of poor people, understand?"

"Listen, I understand." Hinata gradually stood up straight.

"A child can be taught!" Fang Yu wanted to touch Chutian's head in satisfaction, but unexpectedly a cold sentence spit out from Chutian's mouth, "Ba... Baga! Go... go away ..."

Looking at her slightly shy face, it felt a bit disobedient.

Fang Yu hung his hands in mid-air, somewhat embarrassed, but it was quite cool to be scolded by Hinata like this. If he wasn't afraid that someone would say he was a pervert, he would even want Hinata to scold him for a day.

"Yes...I'm sorry..." Hinata couldn't change the character she had developed over the years, and when she saw Fang Yu's expression changed, she immediately apologized.

"No apology!" Fang Yu said with a serious face, "The last thing Missy can do is apologize! In your whole life, the only thing you can do wrong, and the only thing you can say that you did wrong, is to marry Wrong person, other than that, you did nothing wrong!"

"Show off your eldest lady's aura, and be a princess for me! Let Naruto look up to you! Become a woman who is even more Haruno Sakura than Haruno Sakura!"

Fang Yu hugged Hinata's arm with both hands, "Show momentum! Scold me hard!"

"Go away... go away! You pariah!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Fang Yu finally felt comfortable and forcibly touched Hinata's watermelon head before she could react. Praise", leaves the alley.

Chapter 36 The Weakest Hokage, My Hobby Is Watching Liu Bei

Ninja World, Konoha Village.

It has been two months since the great Hiruzame Sarutobi passed away. The villagers have gradually returned to normal after feeling hopeless at the beginning, as if the sky had fallen. Two months is enough to heal the grief of losing Hokage villagers during the war years.

Today is the day when the Fifth Hokage took office.

Wearing clothes that didn't fit well, Hatake Kakashi limped onto the stage.

That monthly reading made Kakashi lie down for a full month, and he hasn't recovered yet.

Seeing that the former teacher has turned into Hokage, the juniors of the original seventh class have different expressions.

"Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! I'm here, I'm here! Damn it! Let you become Hokage first! You wait for me, I will definitely pick up your class!" Uzumaki Naruto Jumping in the crowd, seeing the behavior of her temporary boyfriend, Sakura hid aside while holding her forehead, pretending not to know Naruto.

"Sakura-chan! Sakura-chan! Look! Look! It's Kakashi-sensei! It's Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto was very excited.

Compared to Naruto's excitement, Sasuke not far away was very calm.

In Sasuke's view, the shadow of a village can't be a badass like Shimura Danzo, but at least it can't be Kakashi's indecisive and procrastinating personality.

Sasuke was not satisfied with this Hokage.

"Humph."

Sasuke let out a cold snort, and left the crowd who didn't fit in with him.

In the celebration team, there were three ninjas in strange costumes.

The arrival of these three people seems to bring a little irony to this celebration, because the death of the previous Hokage is directly related to their village.

The three are Temari, Kankuro, and Ichio Jinchuriki—Gara.

After discovering that the Fourth Kazekage Rasa had died in the assassination of Orochimaru, Sand Hidden Village threw all the blame to Orochimaru and compensated some resources. Sand Hidden Village has now become Konoha's younger brother.

Of course, the senior management of Muye Village is not a fool. One can imagine how many dangers there are in keeping a wolf by your side, but if you don’t reconcile with Sand Yin now, once a war breaks out, then both Konoha and Sand Yin villages will lose. .

The villages have lost their shadows, and the worst is not Konoha, but Sha Yin is the worst.

There are a lot of talents in Konoha, and there are only two left in Sannin, both of whom refused to become Hokage, and then picked out Kakashi.

Today’s Sagakushi is not in the green, and the position of the fifth Kazekage has not been selected for a long time. Now the whole village is in a hurry. Even when Konoha Shinkage came to the stage, Sagakushi only sent three Ninjas. Congratulations.

"The weakest Hokage." Temari looked at Kakashi who was waving to the villagers on the stage with her big fan on her back, and said disdainfully.

"You can't say that. Hatake Kakashi has the reputation of copying ninja. He became a Jnin at the age of 12. Compared with us, this guy's talent is much stronger than ours." Kankuro muttered softly .

"A 12-year-old Jonin? I really want to fight this guy and try to see if Konoha Village likes to flatter." Although Gaara has restrained himself a lot after being snubbed by Naruto, but after only two months, his temper is inevitable There is also an annoying smell, otherwise he would not be whitewashed and modified, but someone would take him away.

The ninjas in other villages are like this, and the ninjas in this village are not much better.

Especially Shimura Danzo's support team.

To give an inappropriate example, now that Kakashi has become Hokage, it is like the elite of the company's department has crossed several levels and sat in the position of CEO. Even if many people have no opinion on Kakashi, they always feel that Kakashi It's a bit unreasonable to become Hokage at such a young age.

Especially when Tsunade Hime and Jiraiya-sama are still alive, Kakashi became Hokage?Too reluctant!

Such a big living person, the older ninja Shimura Danzo is still alive, why can't he look at him?

In this regard, Jirai, who madly supported Kakashi Hatake, just said it.

"My disciple Namikaze Minato was only in his early 23s when he became the Fourth Hokage. Why are you so demanding on the 26-year-old Kakashi? Are you prejudiced against his background? You know, Kakashi is my apprentice Apprentice, are you looking down on me?"